Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 511 The Twin Flowers of Ice and Fire

Zeng Xiaoxian stared speechlessly at the dilapidated coffin in front of him, which was obviously a defective product.

What's with the "give a good review after using it" part? Does it mean I have to wait until my seventh day after death to tell her if it's good or not?

That's outrageous!

He didn't even bother to protest loudly to the coffin shop owner; he just ran desperately toward Mario and the others.

If there were any other choice, he would not want to ask these oddly dressed and strangely shaped guys for help.

Especially the cold-faced man opposite, dressed in gray, with a long torso and short legs, and eyes the size of mung beans.

He not only looked sleazy, but he also stared at me with disgust.

The way he looked at me wasn't like I was looking at an enemy, nor was it like I was looking at a friend. If I had to describe it, it was more like I was looking at a brother I hated but had no choice but to live with.

Those looks sent chills down Zeng Xiaoxian's spine, but since these were the only few people left on the street, he could only try to seek their protection.

"Help, heroes! A perverted auntie is trying to capture me!"

He rushed to the group and, without thinking, hid behind the tallest guy in the suit, Xiao Xian, tightly gripping the hem of Xiao Xian's clothes with both hands.

What Xiaoxian in the suit hated most was Zeng Xiaoxian's pathetic and pathetic appearance, so without thinking, he slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's hand that was grabbing his clothes.

"Let go! Let go! Let go!"

"This suit of mine is something you couldn't afford with three years' salary; it's very expensive!"

Zeng Xiaoxian withdrew his hand, which had been slapped until it was red, his little eyes filled with grievance. If he didn't know that he was being chased, he probably would have burst into tears by now.

Before the three of them could properly strike up a conversation with Zeng Xiaoxian and find out what had happened, two sinister female voices began to echo around them.

"Zeng Wuji, you can't escape!"

"If you know what's good for you, quickly reveal your mother's identity. That way, out of respect for Wudang Yifei Zhenren, we might spare your leg."

"Zeng...Wuji?!"

Xiao Xian in his suit and Xiao Ze exclaimed in surprise once again.

"Your mother's?"

A question mark appeared above Mario's head.

Xiao Ze then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with surprise and asked, "You, your name is Zeng Wuji?"

With the name Zeng Wuji appearing, Zeng Xiaoxian's identity in this dream world becomes quite clear.

But the question is, how did Teacher Zeng become Zhang Wuji?

Unlike Zhang Wuji, who is a kind-hearted but overly kind person, he is indecisive and hesitant in his dealings with others. He is easily deceived by girls and likes strong and proactive girls. However, he is still hesitant and indecisive among several girls who like him...

Huh?

So it seems that, except for the last one, Teacher Zeng is simply the chosen Zhang Wuji!

Xiao Xian in the suit smiled with utter despair, wondering what he had just been thinking.

Even if Zeng Xiaoxian were Yifei's grandson, he would believe it!

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian really did become Yifei's grandson... a grand-disciple is still a grandson, after all.

……

Do I really have a tendency to jinx things?

"Yes, my name is Zeng Wuji."

Faced with Xiao Ze and Mu Feng's questions, Zeng Xiaoxian nodded. After answering, he asked again, still not entirely at ease, "You're not like those two crazy women, trying to find out who my mom is, are you?"

Xiao Ze shook his head again: "I'm not interested in who your mother is... Anyway, Teacher Zeng, don't worry, we will definitely protect you."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows in puzzlement: "Teacher Zeng? That sounds familiar."

He waved his hand, then timidly shrank behind Xiao Xian in the suit: "Oh well, never mind, it's all up to you guys then."

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling to cooperate, the group of strangely dressed people even claimed that they would protect him, and the two sinister female voices from before rang out again.

"I didn't want to hurt innocent people, but I didn't expect you to seek your own death."

"Then you should go with him!"

To the astonishment of the three fantasy companions, two scantily clad, voluptuous, sexy, and passionate "Youyou" gracefully emerged from around the corner.

"Wow..."

Xiao Xian in his suit and Xiao Ze couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

"Don't look! Don't look!"

Mario closed his eyes tightly and even stretched out his hand to block the other two's view: "Don't look at what you shouldn't see! Don't look at what you shouldn't see!"

As Guan Gu's good friend, Mario feels it's his duty to protect Youyou and prevent anyone from taking advantage of her.

Moreover, even Guan Gu himself hasn't seen such a hot Youyou, so how can he let someone else beat him to it?

"Mario, are you an idiot?! If you had just taken one more look at their figures, you would have known that these two are not Yoyo."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, shook off Mario's hand and reminded him, "Besides, those two are our enemies. Do you expect us to face them with our eyes closed the whole time?"

"Oh yeah." Mario chuckled and withdrew his hand.

Xiao Xian in the suit glanced at the two Youyous not far away and couldn't help but mutter again, "If this were the real Youyou, she would probably need dozens of cushions."

Xiao Ze nodded in agreement with Mu Feng, "Their figures are only slightly worse than mine."

"you?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, turned to look at Xiao Ze and Mu Feng. The marks of lightning and fire that had struck her before had disappeared without a trace, and she looked just like the first time he had seen her.

He then realized that the difference in physique between Ozawa and Mika was even more outrageous than the difference between Youyou and the hot Youyou in front of him. However, this sexy figure had always been hidden under the loose kimono, and he hadn't really noticed it before.

It seems that Lu Ziqiao not only treats himself well in real life, but he also refuses to suffer any hardship in his fantasies.

Wow, I'm so envious!

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't you guys going a bit too far?"

Xiao Nanfeng, who hadn't said a word until now, finally couldn't help but complain: "It's one thing that you're not afraid of the Ice and Fire Twins, but could you please stop pointing fingers at their figures?"

"Sisters who embody both ice and fire?"

Xiao Xian, now accustomed to the chaotic names and titles of the dream world, turned to Xiao Nanfeng and asked, "You know them?"

"I don't know much."

Xiao Nanfeng tiptoed and peeked through the gap, seemingly confident in their abilities, and let the sisters give their last words.

He quickly said, "They are twins, just like me and Little Red Riding Hood. The older sister is called Sexy Youyou, and the younger sister is called Hot Youyou."

"The two are skilled in combined attacks, and their signature move is the legendary Xuanming Divine Palm, which can instantly freeze all three of a man's legs."

"Moreover, it is said that the cold poison in the Xuanming Divine Palm is extremely insidious. Those who are struck by the palm will suffer from mild symptoms such as dampness all over their body, weight gain every day, and rheumatism and cold legs, and will suffer greatly when it is windy or rainy. In severe cases, it will damage the kidneys, making men unable to get an erection, or unable to get an erection for long. They used to urinate three feet in the wind, but now they can only urinate with their crotches wet."

"They are the nightmare of all philandering scumbags and perverts, especially people like you and Mario who look lewd, you have to be careful."

Suit Xiaoxian: (⊙⊙)

Xiao Ze is bathed in the wind again: (⊙⊙).

Mario: (⊙⊙)

At this moment, they no longer wanted to investigate how many flaws there were in Xiao Nanfeng's words; the three of them just wanted to confirm one thing.

They should be in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world, right?

I think so?

Putting aside the question of what kind of names "Sexy Youyou" and "Hot Youyou" actually are, if the cold poison of the Xuanming Divine Palm has the effect of diminishing male virility, then could the legendary Nine Yang True Scripture be a Viagra manual?

……

Wait, they're really in a normal, healthy, non-pornographic dream world right now, right?

This is no joke!!!

The three of them began to tremble.

Sexy Youyou and Hot Youyou, who had been keeping quiet and letting the others chat, saw the three adults at the head of the group start to tremble and assumed they were scared after hearing what Xiao Nanfeng had said.

The older sister gave a sexy, leisurely hum: "I didn't expect that any of you would know the fame of us Ice and Fire Twins. In that case, I'll give you another chance to back out."

The younger sister nodded fieryly: "That's right. After all, we two sisters aren't bad people, and we don't want to hurt innocent people. Our only target is Zeng Wuji. You bunch of unrelated freaks, you'd better leave now while you still can."

Mario exclaimed, "Wow, there are actually villains in this world who don't want to hurt innocent people. As expected of Yoyo, they are so kind."

Xiao Ze and Mu Feng nodded in agreement: "Indeed, only in the dream world can such a kind villain appear."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian in a suit turned pale: "No, do you really have to praise the enemy to their face?"

"Besides, a villain is a villain, no matter how kind they are."

"Have you misunderstood something?"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three of them with a strange expression: "The Ice and Fire Twins are famous heroines among the six major sects, how could they be villains?"

"what?"

The twist of events once again surprised the three fantasy companions, but for some reason, they seem to have gotten used to it now.

It's all about plot twists, twists, and more twists; it just doesn't follow the original storyline.

Okay, let's keep the plot twisting. I want to see just how outrageous this story can get in the end!

"So I'm also very curious about why."

Xiao Nanfeng squeezed to the front and waved and shouted at the Ice and Fire Twins.

"My two older sisters, I have a question for you."

He pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was cowering behind Xiaoxian in the suit: "This older brother is only ten years old. He's just a child. He definitely can't be a scumbag or a pervert. Why are you arresting him?"

Upon hearing this, the three fantasy companions immediately turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Is this guy really ten years old?

He's actually ten years old?!

Nanfeng, how could you tell he's ten years old?!

The three of them clutched their foreheads in anguish, feeling that it might still take a little while longer before they could fully immerse themselves in the dream world.

Of course, it's also possible that they will never be able to integrate into this strange world.

Why?

The two sisters answered in unison, "You should ask Zeng Wuji who his father is first!"

Xiao Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Who is your father?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely bewildered: "My dad is Zhang Cuishan."

Xiao Nanfeng suddenly realized: "Then you really deserve to die."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)