Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 527 The Bouncy Little South Wind

"How can I ensure that my fantasy companions consistently appear in the dream world?"

Yifei pondered for a moment: "It's not impossible, but I don't know if Xiao Hei can do it."

If Zeng Xiaoxian had suddenly said this at the beginning, she would have thought that this guy was a little crazy, why did he have to make Xiao Hei spend time and effort to improve a feature that wasn't very useful?

However, after experiencing Xiao Ze and Mu Feng's departure, receiving help from Xiao Xian in a suit and Mario, and now understanding Zhang Wei's imaginary parents and the emotions between Zhang Wei, she gradually understands the significance of imaginary partners to her real self.

Most importantly, Yifei can no longer convince herself that her fantasy partner is just a fictional character made up by boys when they are bored.

She had no excuse or reason to object.

"Is this really possible?"

Guan Gu was overjoyed upon hearing this. He and Mario already had a deep bond, so of course he wouldn't object to such a thing.

As for Wanyu and Youyou, they were the two most curious people in the apartment, and they naturally agreed to such a novel and interesting thing.

Just as everyone reached a consensus, Wanyu suddenly said, "Actually, I think... this murder mystery game is quite fun."

Youyou stared wide-eyed in astonishment, asking incredulously, "What's so fun about this game? I don't feel anything at all!"

"Oh dear, we're here on a mission, so it's not going to be fun."

The quirky Wanyu suggested, "After everything is over, next time we come to the Dream World, we can properly set up the game rules. That way, the murder mystery game will become a Werewolf game in the Dream World, right?"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Youyou's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands: "That's right, so the whole thing was actually two werewolves stabbing people everywhere. Zhanbo and Curry Sauce were stabbed to death without leaving any last words."

"Then the witch Mario used the antidote to revive Yifei who had been killed, the seer Xian successfully identified two werewolves, everyone voted to kick the werewolves out of the game, and the good guys finally won the game."

"If that's the case... it does seem quite interesting."

Mario pointed to himself in surprise: "Me? A witch?"

"But I have chicks..."

Guan Gu quickly covered Mario's mouth: "Mario, this witch didn't mean you're a girl."

"Don't talk nonsense, understand?"

Mario, with his mouth covered, nodded in a dazed and cute manner.

Yifei snorted, expressing a different opinion: "You're just planning to play Werewolf in this perfectly good dream world? Can't you come up with something more ambitious?"

Xiao Xian casually asked, "For example?"

"For example..." Yifei's mind suddenly raced, "For example, a live-action fighting game?"

She can't find a suitable opponent (punching bag) in reality. If everyone in the dream world could balance their combat power, maybe she could warm up.

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and said, "If that's the case, I think live-action CS is pretty good too. That way, when we beat Teacher Zeng again, he won't be able to make an excuse that his computer is lagging."

Xiaoxian was indignant: "But my computer is really lagging!"

As a computer illiterate, isn't it normal for my computer to lag?

Mario hopped and skipped along, saying, "I recommend the live-action Super Mario! I want to take you all to rescue the princess!"

Youyou enthusiastically suggested, "How about we try the immersive Need for Speed ​​experience? That way we can not only drive luxury cars, but we'll also save time on getting our driver's licenses later."

"That live-action version..."

"Stop!" The crowd shouted, stopping Wan Yu's idea.

Although no one knew what she was going to say, they all felt that what Wan Yu was about to say seemed very dangerous.

Xiao Xian in the suit asked in surprise, "No, do you really think these games can happen in the dream world?"

Yifei shrugged matter-of-factly: "Even such a ridiculous world like The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber can appear. I think there's nothing that can't be achieved in Nanfeng's dreams."

"agree."

The others nodded in unison.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, couldn't stop his lips from twitching. He looked up at the sky helplessly.

If we were to do things according to these guys' ideas, Nanfeng's brain would explode along with the Dream Machine.

But if the dream world were really as they imagined, then...

That should be really interesting, right?

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, was lost in thought when he came to his senses and was surprised to find that the group of guys were still discussing how to modify the dream world.

Looking at their beaming faces and overjoyed expressions, it seemed as if they were about to raise their arms and shout, tearing down and rebuilding the entire dream world.

He glanced at Xiao Nanfeng, who was lying unconscious on the ground, and interrupted everyone's discussion with a speechless expression.

"Before you guys start discussing whether to play live-action fighting or paintball, shouldn't you get down to business first?"

"Is it serious business?"

The discussion paused, and then everyone seemed to wake up from a dream, slapping their foreheads.

Yifei stomped her foot in frustration: "Damn it, we almost forgot about the important matter."

"It's all your fault, Zeng Xiaoxian!"

Xiaoxian stared wide-eyed incredulously: "How can you blame me for this?"

The murder mystery game was proposed by Wanyu, and it was Yifei who guided everyone to think in a grander direction.

How can you blame him for this?

Yifei retorted defiantly, "In short, it's all your fault. If it weren't for your 'for example' comment, none of what happened would have happened."

"Wow." Xiaoxian laughed in exasperation, "Is it wrong for me to be your straight man?"

Yifei glared at him angrily, while Xiaoxian refused to back down, and the two of them stared at each other like cockfighting dogs.

"I'm telling you two..." Xiao Xian in the suit said expressionlessly, "You've gone off-topic again."

"Damn it!"

"Shit!"

The two called out repeatedly.

The others exchanged glances, then ignored the two and gathered around the unconscious Xiao Nanfeng.

"Once Nanfeng wakes up, how should we awaken him?"

Guan Gu first asked curiously, then seemed to recall some bad memories, and began to tremble.

"You're not planning to embed the South Wind in the wall like Mario woke me up, are you?"

"What?!"

Youyou was startled by this and asked in shock, "Why didn't you mention this earlier?"

With a blank expression, Guan Gu asked in a low voice, "Youyou, as my girlfriend, shouldn't you be concerned about me first?"

"Forehead……"

Youyou stiffly turned her head and gave Guan Gu a fawning smile: "Is it too late for me to care about you now?"

What do you think?

Youyou gave an awkward smile.

Xiao Xian and Yi Fei, who had temporarily ceased hostilities, finally came over. Yi Fei pinched Xiao Nanfeng's philtrum hard while confidently giving her assurances.

"It's just waking up the South Wind, it's incredibly simple."

"You can leave everything to me."

Everyone's eyelids twitched upon hearing this.

[In his inner world, Xiaoxian casually explained while munching on sugarcane.]

[Whenever Yifei confidently and confidently promises to take on a task, it almost always ends badly.]

She said last time she was going to help us manage our finances so we could all earn money to buy houses, and then... Shanghai's housing prices skyrocketed in those few months.

We've all lived in Shanghai for so many years, and we've never seen such outrageous price increases.

[Therefore, we privately summarized a Murphy's Law.]

The so-called Murphy's Law states that you should never entrust a task to Yifei alone.

If you break Murphy's Law, you'll definitely regret it!

The group exchanged glances, then burst into laughter and crowded around.

"Let's all help."

"Yes, yes, everyone should work together."

"Together, together."

……

Xiao Nanfeng, who had been unconscious, slowly woke up under Yi Fei's pressure stimulation. He opened his eyes in a daze and saw the group of guys sitting around him, each staring intently at him.

Xiao Nanfeng raised an eyebrow and silently hugged the scroll in her arms tighter.

……

The scene shifts, and everyone who was sitting upright next to Xiao Nanfeng now has sunken lips and lifeless eyes.

They lay sprawled on the ground, their faces filled with a sense of defeat and dejection.

Xiao Nanfeng, who had been lying on the ground, was now sitting casually in the same spot, humming a few times with great pride.

"Looks like none of you are very good at fighting."

"No, I can't take it anymore."

Wanyu waved her hand weakly, her voice trembling with a hint of a sob: "Feifei, was Nanfeng really that annoying when we were little?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Xiaonanfeng: "Otherwise, why would I have been so annoyed with him when I was a kid?"

They had just exhausted every means to wake up Nanfeng.

At first, everyone tried to use talk therapy to make Xiao Nanfeng realize the falseness of the dream world from all aspects, so that they could awaken Nanfeng like Xiao Ze and Mu Feng comforted Youyou.

As a result, Xiao Nanfeng didn't buy it at all. His values ​​seemed to be welded shut. No matter how people tried to prove that it was just a dream, Xiao Nanfeng remained unconvinced.

Even if this dream world is full of loopholes, Xiao Nanfeng can still use his own adaptive worldview to justify it.

Regardless of whether Xiao Nanfeng's self-justification could convince others, he himself was convinced of it.

If he were just stubborn, that would be one thing; at worst, he just wouldn't listen to reason. But Nanfeng in his childhood was unparalleled in his sharp tongue; his words could make people furious.

At first, when Xiao Nanfeng heard everyone say that this world was just a dream, he just casually poked at them a few times and kindly advised them to see a doctor.

When Yifei realized that talk therapy wasn't working for Xiao Nanfeng, she simply turned her attention to Nanfeng's parents.

This was truly a clash of heaven and earth, an absolutely incredible event.

He went up the mountain to visit everyone, but they not only surrounded him and said a bunch of strange things, but they also said that his father had died a long time ago and that he needed to face reality...

How can you curse someone like that!

Enraged, Xiao Nanfeng unleashed his full power. He didn't care whether the person in front of him was the world's number one master, Zhang Zhenren, and launched into a tirade against everyone, causing them to collectively break down in anger.

Yifei was so angry that she rolled up her sleeves, ready to let Xiao Nanfeng experience again what the little master's loving kindness was all about.

It's a pity that Yifei's righteous fist ultimately failed to land on Xiao Nanfeng.

It's shameful enough to get angry and want to hit someone when you can't win an argument, but to actually lay a hand on an eight-year-old child... well, Yifei really can't bear the shame.

Not to mention that although Xiao Nanfeng is a sharp-tongued person, he doesn't just spout nonsense.

It can only be said that they just happened to step into Xiao Nanfeng's minefield.

Frustrated, Guan Gu showed signs of turning to the dark side. He grinned menacingly and said, "We can't fight him now, and we can't argue with him. How about... we try embedding him in the wall?"

"Well..."

The group exchanged glances and began to chime in with their own opinions.

"Good idea."

"marvelous."

"I wholeheartedly agree."

……

Xiao Nanfeng jumped up in fright upon hearing this: "You adults just know how to be shameless. If you can't win an argument, you'll try to embed someone in the wall."

"I'm not playing with you guys anymore, I'm going home!"

Xiao Nanfeng turned around and tried to run away, but before his short legs could take a single step, Yifei grabbed him by the back of the neck.

If Xiao Nanfeng were to escape like this, those who don't know where he lives might not be able to find him.

Yifei suddenly stood up and lifted the chick-like Xiaonanfeng into the air.

She pinched Xiao Nanfeng's bouncy little face and said with a smile, "You're going to run away after you've just insulted someone? There's no such thing as a free lunch!"

To be honest, Xiao Nanfeng, who still had a bit of baby fat, was quite cute to pinch. She started to love pinching her and couldn't put her down.

"Let me go, you pervert!"

Once caught, Xiao Nanfeng glared at Yifei with a fierce yet adorable expression, like an angry little kitten.

He bared his teeth and claws, desperately thrashing at Yifei with all four limbs. However, this level of struggle not only posed no threat to Yifei, but also satisfied some of her strange fetishes.

The more Xiao Nanfeng struggled, the happier Yifei became, and the resentment she had accumulated in her heart from his sarcastic remarks completely dissipated.

I can't hit you, and I can't argue with you, but it's okay to pinch your cheek, you little brat, right?

Yifei poked Xiaonanfeng's cheek triumphantly: "Weren't you just complaining about our fighting strength? Are you satisfied now?"

Xiao Nanfeng, who was kicked into the air, tried to turn her head to bite Yifei's index finger that was poking her cheek, but she tried many times in vain.

He instinctively wanted to transform into Little Flame Dragon Warrior and run away, but just as the red light on his body lit up, Yifei flicked his forehead, interrupting the transformation.

"Kid, that's a very naive idea. Have you ever seen any Armor Warrior only transform after falling into the hands of a monster?"

"snort!"

Xiao Nanfeng looked annoyed, but didn't say anything sarcastic.

Since they've already fallen into someone else's hands, continuing to be sarcastic at this point would be tantamount to courting death.

But I'm still really annoyed!!!

I hate Yifei!!!

Yifei continued to rub Xiaonanfeng's cheeks and teased, "How come I never realized your chubby face was so cute before?"

She looked at Wanyu and Youyou, who were eager to try, and asked, "Why don't you two give it a try too?"

Before the two could agree, Xiao Xian in a suit spoke up first, saying, "Alright, if this keeps up, Xiao Nanfeng will get so angry she'll eat people up."

Youyou and Wanyu pouted, exchanged a glance, and quickly stepped forward to poke Xiaonanfeng's face before they were satisfied.

Ignoring the unruly Wan Yu and You You, Xiao Xian in his suit walked slowly toward Xiao Nan Feng and said in a deep voice.

"I'm sorry things turned out this way, but you should be able to sense that we have no ill intentions towards you or your parents."

"Lead the way, take us to your home. We need to go to the deep dream realm to see your parents."

I'm coming

I'm going to the hospital for an MRI tomorrow. I'll see if I can keep updating the status quo; it should be fine.

We won't know the exact cause of the illness until next Monday after the filming is done tomorrow. If it doesn't require surgery or anything like that, I'll try my best to resume double updates by next Sunday.

(End of this chapter)