Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 528 Your dad is a birdman

"Deep dreams?"

Upon hearing this, everyone seemed to awaken from a dream.

If it weren't for Xiaoxian in a suit saying that, they would have almost forgotten that Nanfeng's dream was not just a single, flat world, but a whole composed of dream worlds of different depths.

According to Xiao Hei, the deeper you enter a dream, the slower time passes, and the more realistic the dream feels.

The initial plan for everyone entering the dream world was to gather together and then fall from the shallower dream layers into deeper ones, exploring layer by layer until they found Nanfeng.

But since they have already found Xiao Nanfeng in the shallow dream, why is it necessary to fall into the deeper dream to see his parents?

You have to understand that not only them, but even Yifei wasn't very familiar with Nanfeng's parents, so there was really no need for them to meet.

Of course, the biggest question on everyone's mind is why Xiaoxian in the suit is so certain that Nanfeng's home is in the deep dream.

Thanks to Xiaoxian's previous deductions, everyone knows that he is completely different from Yifei and Guangu, the two "famous detectives".

He never talks about things he's not sure about.

...However, on the other hand, Guan Gu and Yi Fei always seemed very confident and sure of themselves when they were making deductions.

However, Xiao Xian's "confidence" in the suit and the "confidence" of the two detectives are clearly not the same thing.

"Are you coming home with me?"

The previously aggressive Xiao Nanfeng suddenly quieted down after hearing Xiao Xian's words. After a while, he grumbled, "But my house is very small. Wouldn't it be too crowded if all of you came?"

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, glanced at Xiao Nanfeng's bare neck and said, "It's okay. We just like visiting, so it doesn't matter if it's crowded."

He looked at everyone in the apartment: "Don't you agree?"

Although the others didn't understand what Xiao Xian in the suit was planning to do, out of trust, they still echoed, "Yes, yes, we love visiting other people's homes."

"Oh."

Xiao Nanfeng, who was being held in mid-air by Yifei, said angrily, "Then why aren't you putting me down?"

Yifei hesitated for a moment, but still obediently put Xiao Nanfeng down, and then couldn't help but pat his head.

If we disregard this brat's bad temper and sharp tongue, it would be nice to have such a cute little boy at home.

Yifei secretly made up her mind that she must get Zhanbo to have a baby as soon as possible!

Xiao Nanfeng swayed and stood still, silently backing away while glaring fiercely at Yifei, who had been poking his face.

"It's one thing for other people to come to my house as guests, but so many people have come to Wudang Mountain to celebrate your birthday today, and you're just planning to slip away like this?"

Yifei waved her hand dismissively: "It doesn't matter, I'm not interested in those guests anyway."

"But I heard that the people Kunlun sent to offer birthday wishes are all super handsome guys who are over 1.8 meters tall and have eight-pack abs."

"Handsome guys? Where are they! How many are there!"

Yifei suddenly got excited.

Although she mainly looks for men who are smart and strong, good looks and a good physique... of course, would be the best if they had those qualities.

Hu Yifei, who likes handsome guys, immediately had her eyes light up.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a few steps forward in a bad mood and forcibly turned Yifei's head, making her eyes look at Youyou.

"Please think this through. All the handsome men in this world look like this."

"Alas……"

Upon hearing this, Yifei looked disgusted. She could already imagine a muscular, handsome guy with a slouchy face showing off his muscles.

Seeing this, Youyou was speechless. She said dejectedly, "Judging from your expressions, I know I'm not suited to play a man."

Everyone gave a very perfunctory smile.

They knew Youyou wanted to act in everything, but they didn't expect that her desire to perform was no longer limited to female roles.

However, the male version of Youyou... is really too much of an eyesore.

Everyone frowned at the thought of that scene.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Seeing that the group's attention had wandered again, Xiao Nanfeng urged, "Are you guys leaving or not? If not, I'm leaving."

Everyone snapped out of their daze, and Yifei quickly said, "Let's go, let's go right away."

Xiao Nanfeng finally confirmed, "Are you sure you don't need to stay here and maintain order? If everyone can't find you today, things will definitely turn into chaos."

Yifei didn't care about the NPCs in the dream world at all. She waved her hand and said, "Then let them make a mess of things. Anyway, nothing serious will happen."

"...Alright."

Although Xiao Nanfeng really didn't want her to come home with him, he had no choice but to give in.

He stood on tiptoe, pointed south, and said, "My home is on that hill over there. Follow me."

"Remember, stay close to me."

Before anyone could understand what Xiao Nanfeng meant, they saw him running south with small steps.

"Let's hurry and follow them!"

Xiao Xian in a suit urged.

Given the unscientific distance of the Dream World, if they are slow to catch up, who knows where Xiao Nanfeng will run off to?

Everyone immediately took off running, staring intently at Xiao Nanfeng's back without daring to blink.

As the group ran faster, the surrounding scenery began to distort and change rapidly, and the outline of Wudang Mountain began to blur.

Gradually, the azure sky darkened, and the surroundings twisted and changed. The scenery, which was no longer discernible, was stripped of its vibrant colors by an invisible hand, leaving only a deep, inky black.

At the same time, the familiar sounds that everyone used to hear gradually began to fade.

The howling wind, the occasional chirping of insects in the distance, and even the heavy breathing of each other seemed to be gently covered by an invisible veil. Those sounds that were originally clear were gradually weakening silently until they disappeared without a trace.

However, at this point, no one was aware of these strange changes, because they were too tired to think.

The feeling is similar to when everyone first lay down in the dream machine, as if someone was gently stroking their fingertips with a feather, and a tingling sensation was spreading from every inch of exposed skin to the depths of the brain.

Their eyelids began to grow heavier and heavier, and their consciousness became increasingly blurred, as if a gravitational force was pulling them down endlessly through layers of clouds.

……

"We're here! My house is just a few steps ahead!"

Xiao Nanfeng's shout startled the drowsy crowd awake. They shuddered and looked around in surprise and confusion.

All around, towering buildings stretched into the clouds; traffic flowed endlessly; the streets below were wide and bustling, and the scenery before me was both familiar and strange.

Isn't this just modern society?

Everyone stared blankly at the modern scenery around them, then looked down at their own modern clothes, and a sense of absurdity welled up in their hearts, feeling out of place in modern society.

After all, their senses and brains were still reminding them that they had just been in an ancient building with blue bricks, gray tiles, and flying eaves. As a result, drowsiness overcame them, and in the blink of an eye, they were surrounded by skyscrapers made of steel and glass.

Are we still dreaming?

Wan Yu hesitated for a moment, but still, with a spirit of practicality, she pinched herself hard.

"hiss……"

With tears welling up in her eyes, Wan Yu cried out in pain, "It hurts so much!"

Youyou gently rubbed Wanyu's arm and said, "Wanyu, you're too impulsive. You only need to look at Nanfeng, who's still such a little kid, to know that we're still dreaming."

Wanyu pouted pitifully, "But it really hurts."

Xiao Xian in the suit said calmly, "Xiao Hei said that the deeper the dream, the more real it feels. Wan Yu, you were too forceful just now."

"I don't know..."

Xiao Nanfeng urged impatiently, "What do you mean by dream? We need to hurry over there, or it'll be dark soon."

"My house is very small, there are definitely no rooms available for you, so you'll have to go back home."

Xiao Xian said cheerfully, "It's okay, we can stay in a hotel."

Nanfeng glanced at him: "So, do you have money?"

"Just kidding, I'm the incredibly wealthy Brother Xian!"

As Zeng Xiaoxian spoke, he snapped his fingers triumphantly, wanting to conjure up a pile of banknotes to show off.

He may be broke in real life, but can't he be a tycoon in his dreams?

A crisp snap of the fingers rang out, but everything remained as usual, and nothing happened.

He raised an eyebrow in surprise and snapped his fingers repeatedly, as if he didn't believe it.

Xiao Nanfeng stared expressionlessly at Xiao Xian, who was frantically snapping his fingers: "How long are you going to stop acting like this?"

"What's going on?"

Xiao Xian cried out in grief and indignation, "The dream world isn't a place where you can get whatever you want just by snapping your fingers! Why does this ability to make your wishes come true fail me?!"

"What nonsense about wish fulfillment? Let's go!"

Xiao Nanfeng urged, "It's really getting late!"

"No, I want to try again!"

Xiao Xian snapped his fingers again, clearly not satisfied.

This time, besides the snap of his fingers, there was finally another sound. A coin, amidst his anxious anticipation, finally appeared and slowly rolled to his feet.

"It's reacting! It's reacting!"

Overjoyed, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around and hugged Yifei tightly: "Yifei, did you see that? I finally managed to conjure up money."

Yifei clutched her forehead in pain, while Xiaoxian in his suit glared at him as if he were an idiot. The others looked like they wanted to laugh but were too embarrassed to.

Seeing this, Xiaoxian awkwardly let go of Yifei, and muttered in embarrassment, "Ahem, well... even a dollar is still money."

"Teacher Zeng, you've misunderstood. We're not laughing at you for making less money."

"Because you didn't conjure up a single penny!"

As Guan Gu spoke, he pointed in the direction of Xiao Nanfeng.

Xiao Xian's expression froze instantly. He stiffly turned his head and saw that Xiao Nanfeng, with a dark face, was holding a pile of coins.

Xiao Nanfeng angrily shook the coins in his hand, and a few more coins rolled out of his small hand, slowly rolling all the way to Xiao Xian's side.

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck dumb.

"Here you go! All of it is yours!"

Xiao Nanfeng stepped forward and stuffed all the loose change in his hand into the pocket of the petrified Zeng Xiaoxian. He gritted his teeth and said in an unquestionable tone, "Now, all of you, shut up and come home with me right now!"

After he finished speaking, he turned and left without looking back.

"What's going on?"

Seeing this, the gossipy Youyou instinctively sensed something was wrong: "We were the ones who suggested going to his house, but why does he seem more eager than we are?"

Upon hearing this, everyone's doubts began to grow, and they couldn't help but look at Xiao Xian in the suit.

However, Xiao Xian in the suit only slightly curled the corners of his mouth before taking a step and leaving with Xiao Nanfeng.

Let's talk as we walk.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, turned around and urged, "Just like Xiao Nanfeng said, it's getting late."

"We need to hurry."

"cut."

Yifei pouted: "I hate riddle people the most."

Seeing the two walking further and further away, everyone could only suppress their doubts and follow them.

After a while, Wanyu casually asked Yifei while walking down the street, "Feifei, do you remember what Nanfeng's father looks like?"

Before Yifei could speak, Xiao Nanfeng, who was walking at the front, spoke first.

"Look up, that's my dad, he's about to jump off the building."

The crowd paused, and the hairs on their bodies stood on end in that instant.

Everyone's pupils dilated in shock. They instinctively looked up at the tall building in front of them and could vaguely see a man with an indistinct face bowing slightly in their direction from the balcony on the tenth floor.

He seemed to see Xiao Nanfeng downstairs, but still resolutely jumped down.

"..."

Just before the gasps of surprise were about to escape their lips, they discovered that a pair of white angel wings had quietly sprouted from the back of the falling figure.

"Ooh hoo!"

The man flapped his wings and flew excitedly among the skyscrapers.

"I want to fly higher!!!"

……

……

……

Apart from Yifei, everyone exchanged speechless glances before finally speaking in unison.

"Tch~~~"

How could they forget that this is a dream world!

Xiao Xian breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared me! I thought we were going to see something inappropriate for children."

Youyou was also terrified by what she had just witnessed. She patted her chest and muttered with relief, "Now I think it's good that the dream world is a little absurd and bizarre. Otherwise, what I just saw could have given me psychological trauma."

The curious Wan Yu also wanted to grow a pair of wings and try flying in the sky, but unfortunately, when she snapped her fingers, nothing happened, just like with Teacher Zeng earlier.

It seems that it wasn't Teacher Zeng who had a problem, but rather that this deep dream was suppressing their ability to make their wishes come true.

Wanyu immediately pouted in frustration.

Yifei looked serious, her eyes lowered, seemingly lost in thought.

Mario stared intently at the figure in the sky, then suddenly uttered a startling statement.

"Nanfeng, your dad's a birdman!"

"hiss……"

Xiao Nanfeng turned his head, crossed his arms, and stared wide-eyed at Mario.

Here it comes!

(End of this chapter)