Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 529 South Wind's Fantasy Partner

"Mario, you..."

Faced with Mario's straightforward and unpretentious criticism, Xiao Nanfeng was momentarily at a loss for words, after all, facts speak louder than words.

Frustrated, Little South Wind could only sullenly refuse to turn his head to look at Mario. He stood on tiptoe and shouted at the "birdman" soaring higher and higher, faster and faster in the sky, "Hey, haven't you had enough fun yet?!"

"immediately!"

The bird-like figure suddenly changed direction and swooped down from a height of several hundred meters, heading straight for Xiao Nanfeng and his group.

I don't know if Xiao Nanfeng's father was deliberately trying to show off, but even during the landing, he kept flapping his wings and accelerating.

Just as they were all looking forward to Xiao Nanfeng's father performing a particularly cool emergency landing, they were met with his panicked shouts from the sky.

"I'm doomed, all I've ever learned is how to press the accelerator..."

"You still don't know how to brake?!"

"ah?!!"

Everyone was startled upon hearing this. As they watched the bird-like figure hurtling towards them at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour, they pushed those around them to the sides of the street without saying a word.

Before they could even regain their footing, they heard a loud, muffled thud, followed by a chilling, screeching sound that sent sparks flying everywhere.

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped, and they all instinctively began to tremble.

They frowned, their eyes tightly shut, none of them daring to turn their heads to see what was happening.

"Phew... thank goodness."

The birdman's voice came again, but his tone showed no panic from surviving a disaster; in fact, there was a hint of smugness in it.

"Hahaha, I may not know how to brake, but surely I can brake with my face!"

Everyone's heart skipped a beat upon hearing this.

(⊙﹏⊙).

This, this, this, it just fell from the sky like that, and judging from his voice, he seemed completely unharmed.

What happened to the saying that the deeper the dream, the more real it feels?

Also, they know about handbrakes and foot brakes, but what the heck is a face brake?!

Aren't you afraid of being disfigured?

Wanyu asked in a low voice, "Sister Yifei... was Nanfeng's dad actually a goofball?"

Yifei shook her head.

[What a load of rubbish!]

Yifei thought to herself, if her fellow disciple were such a funny person, then everyone wouldn't only be able to see him in their dreams today.

However, seeing that the anticipated tragedy did not occur, everyone turned around, opened their eyes, and looked around at everything.

The once flat and wide cement road in the middle of the street was now as if someone had used a small machine to tilt it downwards, carving out a flat slope more than ten meters long.

If a mischievous child were to come along at this time, they might just turn this slope into a slide.

"What the hell!"

Youyou stared at the smooth, mirror-like slope before her, without a single pebble, and asked in surprise, "Is Nanfeng's father really that shameless?"

Suddenly, Guan Gu remembered something and excitedly said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, do you remember the new comic I'm going to draw?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why Guan Gu suddenly asked this: "Of course I remember, my memory isn't that bad."

"Then what do you think... if I draw this scene as your first appearance in angel form?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned upon hearing this.

A moment later, he jumped three feet high, exclaiming, "You mean you want me to have an angel descend to earth in your comics... landing face-first?!"

"Yes." Guan Gu nodded emphatically, trying to gain a sense of validation from Teacher Zeng: "As long as the groundwork is laid well beforehand, I'm sure it will be very effective when I draw this scene."

Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shook his head vigorously.

It's not that he doesn't support Guan Gu, it's just that it's too embarrassing for someone like Nanfeng's father to make an appearance.

It's very effective?

I think it's hilarious!

He hesitated and said, "If I change my mind now and don't want to appear in your comics... is it too late?"

Guan Gu did not answer, but only showed a simple and honest smile.

Regret it now? Too late!

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something more, but Yifei gently patted the back of his head.

"Guan Gu rarely has inspiration, so we, as his friends, should support him."

"Besides, Guan Gu originally planned to draw a comedy manga this time. Even if you don't embarrass yourself at first, you will embarrass yourself sooner or later."

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted in dissatisfaction upon hearing this, but did not say anything more in objection.

Oh well, anyway, the weakling angel in the comic isn't named Zeng Xiaoxian.

At that point, even if an angel descends to earth and lands face-first, or even if your face is completely worn down after landing, it won't be your problem.

As Xiaoxian was thinking, a faceless man with his face smoothed out actually appeared in front of him.

"what!"

He was startled and jumped straight into Yifei's arms.

The expressions on the faces of the others were quite interesting when they saw this face with no sharp edges walking towards them.

Only Xiao Nanfeng opened her arms and laughed as she pounced on the faceless birdman.

"You're back?"

The man, whose face was obscured, knelt down and gently patted Xiao Nanfeng's head.

Xiao Nanfeng nodded and said with a bright smile, "Yes, I didn't break our promise."

"I know."

As he spoke, he picked up Xiao Nanfeng and stood up, and the white wings on his back slowly disappeared.

"Are you the little guy's friends?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father slowly asked.

For some reason, although his voice was completely unfamiliar, it gave everyone a sense of familiarity.

This feeling is like, like, like...

A flash of inspiration struck everyone, but before they could figure out where this familiar feeling came from, the inspiration had already vanished.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, kept glancing back and forth between Xiao Nanfeng and his father. He noticed that Xiao Nanfeng's neck was still bare, while his father wore a black lanyard around his neck.

The long rope hung down into his clothes, making it difficult to tell what was tied to it.

But just knowing that this one hanging rope exists is enough; nothing else matters.

Xiao Xian in his suit gave Xiao Nanfeng a knowing smile, and Xiao Nanfeng smiled and winked back at him.

[Great, now my reasoning is 98% accurate.]

As for Xiao Nanfeng's father, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he asked the same question again.

"Are you the little guy's friends?"

Upon hearing this, everyone stopped thinking and nodded in agreement, saying, "Yes, we are his friends."

"oh."

He raised his head slightly, as if sizing up the group of people in front of him.

Suddenly, Xiao Nanfeng's father spoke up again: "Yifei? Are you Yifei?"

"what?"

Yifei was taken aback by his words. She stood there, looking completely bewildered, unsure of how to respond.

But before Yifei could answer, the person continued, "It really is you! You've grown so much!"

"Girls really do change a lot as they grow up; I almost didn't recognize her."

"Huh? Ah... Ah!"

Yifei then realized that Xiao Nanfeng's father recognized her face, so she quickly called out, "Senior Brother."

"good."

Although everyone couldn't see Xiao Nanfeng's father's face clearly at this moment, they could tell from his voice that he was smiling at Yifei, with a hint of smugness in his tone.

"Given the relationship between our two families, you don't need to call me 'senior brother' anymore; just call me 'brother'."

"it is good."

She responded softly, but still felt that her senior brother was staring straight at her.

Seeing that Yifei had stopped talking, he couldn't help but remind her, "Speak up."

Yifei paused for a moment, then asked hesitantly, "...What's your name?"

Nanfeng's father said matter-of-factly, "Call me brother."

"……elder brother."

Yifei shouted through gritted teeth.

Although it was perfectly normal for her to call Nanfeng's father "brother" in terms of both seniority and age, Yifei always felt that something was off.

It's like I've been taken advantage of for no reason?

She couldn't help but wonder, was the person in front of her really Nanfeng's father?

Why does it feel completely different?

Could it be that... my senior brother is actually a very repressed and eccentric person?

"Okay, okay."

Upon hearing Yifei call him "brother," Xiao Nanfeng's father finally let out a satisfied sigh: "Since that's the case, I won't tell your mother about your secret early romance."

"Wait a minute!" Yifei's eyes widened, and she asked instinctively, "When did I start dating?"

Putting aside whether she's in a relationship or not, she's almost 18 years and 108 months old. Even if she wanted to date early, she's already missed that window!

"You call that not having a puppy love?"

Xiao Nanfeng's father pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was being held tightly in Yifei's princess carry, and teased, "Yifei, although we advocate freedom in love now, you're only thirteen years old. Isn't it a bit too...free for you to date someone thirty?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow in surprise: "Me? Thirteen?"

By the way, when Nanfeng was eight years old, I was indeed almost thirteen.

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes, pointing at himself in astonishment: "Me? Thirty?"

No, I'm not Zhang Wei, so how could I look thirty years old!

"Otherwise what?" Xiao Nanfeng's father retorted.

"I... Ah!!!"

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Yifei immediately withdrew her arms from the princess carry and silently took a few steps back.

And just like that, Xiaoxian fell flat on his backside.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up, clutching his backside, and looked at Yifei in disbelief: "Hu Yifei, are you sick in the head?!"

Yifei didn't even glance at him and snorted coldly, "If I don't let go, how long do you, a grown man, plan to lean on me?"

"Forehead……"

Xiao Xian's eyes began to dart around when he heard this; he hadn't really thought of that before.

Xiao Nanfeng's father didn't seem to intend to dwell on this "May-December romance." He looked at the others and asked, "Since you are Yifei and the little one's friends, will you call me 'brother' according to Yifei's seniority, or...?"

"Brother!" everyone called out in unison.

If he had called any slower, everyone would have had to call him "uncle" according to Xiao Nanfeng's seniority.

Although it wouldn't be wrong for them to call Xiao Nanfeng's father "uncle," they all felt the same way as Yifei: they felt they would be at a disadvantage if they did.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng's father nodded with satisfaction: "Guests are always welcome. Why don't you come upstairs and have a seat with me?"

"My partner and I are going out to buy some groceries later. Let's all stay here for lunch today."

Everyone's eyes lit up upon hearing this. So, were they finally going to meet the mysterious Mother South Wind?

They hadn't originally planned to come to the Deep Dream Realm just to see Nanfeng's mother, but since they were already here, there shouldn't be any problem with seeing her, right?

Just as everyone was thinking this, they saw a young woman wearing pink loungewear and with a face covered in volcanic mud mask rushing out of the building.

"Hey, Mr. Chu, are you out of your mind?!"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother threw herself into Xiao Nanfeng's father's arms and complained, "I just went to put on a face mask, and when I turned around, you jumped off the balcony! Do you know how scared you were?!"

She angrily punched Xiao Nanfeng's father several times with her weak fist: "I wanted to come down to find you, but the elevator was broken again today, and you made me run down more than ten floors of stairs!"

"Darling, I was wrong."

Xiao Nanfeng's father comforted her repeatedly, saying, "If it doesn't work out, I'll just ask you to jump with me next time, okay?"

"Hmph, that's more like it."

"Me too!" Little South Wind excitedly raised her hand and exclaimed, "I want to jump too!"

"Okay, okay, next time our whole family will dance together."

Everyone: "..."

(⊙o⊙)？！！

This, this, this...

This is insane!

Mario rubbed the goosebumps all over his body and said tremblingly, "How could that family say such chilling things in such a warm tone?"

Youyou swallowed hard and shook her head vigorously: "This is the first time I've ever heard of jumping off a building being a parent-child activity."

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped.

Wanyu turned to look at Yifei: "Feifei, Nanfeng's mother... is she a goofball too?"

Yifei denied it in a low voice, "Impossible. His mother is a shrewd person, completely different from this person in front of us."

That's strange.

Doubts arose again in everyone's minds.

Although no one was familiar with the woman's figure or her hazy face covered in volcanic mud, just like Xiao Nanfeng's father, his mother gave everyone a sense of familiarity.

While they were pondering this, Xiao Nanfeng's father had already told his wife about the current situation.

"Oh, Yifei...she's grown up so much?"

Little South Wind's mother turned to look at Yifei: "Then you should call me..."

"sister in law?"

"Okay, okay."

She then looked at the others: "Since you are Yifei and..."

"sister in law."

Before she could finish speaking, the others had already responded with practiced ease.

They realized that Xiao Nanfeng's parents seemed to really enjoy hearing others call their names.

However, compared to their family's habit of group suicide attempts, this hobby is quite normal.

"very good."

Xiao Nanfeng's mother nodded in satisfaction: "Then you can go upstairs and sit down first. I'm going out to buy groceries now. Let's all have lunch here today."

Without waiting for anyone's reply, she turned and headed towards the market.

"Honey," Xiao Nanfeng's father said, pulling her arm to remind her, "Are you sure you brought your wallet and phone?"

She looked down at her empty hands and her pajamas, which didn't even have a pocket, and slapped her forehead as if waking from a dream.

"Oh, I forgot."

Seeing that she was about to climb upstairs to get her wallet and phone, Xiao Nanfeng's father quickly suggested, "Why don't I go with you?"

"Hmm...good idea!"

As she spoke, she took Xiao Nanfeng's father's hand and walked forward.

Xiao Nanfeng's father sighed and rubbed his forehead: "Honey... the supermarket is on the right."

"Forehead……"

Xiao Nanfeng's mother paused, then stubbornly said, "I know, I was planning to go to the market to buy groceries."

"The farmers' market is also on the right."

"oh."

Little South Wind's mother stopped, hesitated for a moment, then turned around and smiled sweetly: "Honey~, which way is to the right?"

"...Never mind, I'll lead the way."

He put Xiao Nanfeng down from his arms and said, "Take them upstairs first, we'll go buy some groceries and be right back."

Xiao Nanfeng nodded: "Remember to keep a close eye on her, otherwise she might not buy any vegetables and get lost again."

"it is good."

With a mixture of helplessness and affection, Xiao Nanfeng's father pulled Xiao Nanfeng's mother, who was still wearing a face mask, away, leaving Xiao Nanfeng and the others lost in thought.

Yifei rubbed her chin, her expression contorted in an extremely grotesque way: "Forgetful, terrible with directions, and this whiny way of acting... No way!"

Everyone else wore the same expression as an elderly person on the subway looking at their phone.

Xiao Nanfeng's mother's behavior easily reminded them of someone in the apartment, someone who hadn't appeared at all and whom everyone thought had been killed by the murderer.

But... this is just too chaotic!

Zeng Xiaoxian tentatively asked, "Could it be... that Nanfeng has a mother complex?"

"Teacher Zeng, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. Oedipus complex is such a perverted thing."

"Then how do you explain...?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly froze halfway through his sentence. He stared wide-eyed at Xiao Nanfeng, whose face was dark with disbelief.

"south wind?"

"Mhm." Xiao Nanfeng nodded.

Guan Gu asked excitedly, "Nanfeng, have you woken up from your sweet dream?"

"Awake up?" Xiao Nanfeng laughed. "I'm never really indulging in a sweet dream."

Everyone was completely bewildered. What on earth was going on?

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, coughed lightly: "How about I explain?"

He pointed to the little Nanfeng in front of everyone and said, "He is Nanfeng, but he is not the Nanfeng we know."