Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 536 Fatal Question

"what?"

Yifei and Yumo were both stunned when they heard each other's voices. They blinked blankly, then blinked again.

The two of them waved to each other at the same time, and then tilted their heads in unison, even the direction and angle of their head tilts were the same.

"Something feels off."

Yifei and Yumo said in unison again.

They looked up at the opposite side in confusion, then looked down at themselves.

It was when they looked down that the two of them finally realized something was wrong.

What was once visible only to the toes is now only a surging wave; what was once invisible to the toes is now completely visible.

Yu Mo exclaimed excitedly, "No way! The Dream Machine can actually enlarge breasts!"

Yifei, with a mournful face, wailed loudly, "What happened? How did I suddenly shrink so much?!"

The two women were stunned by each other's words, as if they had finally realized what had happened. They looked up at each other again without prior agreement.

Time seemed to freeze at that moment, leaving only the two of them speechless and dumbfounded.

"ah!!!"

Yifei and Yumo screamed, their shrill cries almost making the windows of the entire building shake.

"What, what, what's going on?!"

The woman resembling Yu Mo, nicknamed "Yi Fei," pointed at herself across from her, her eyes wide with disbelief. "She's Hu Yi Fei? Then who am I?!"

The "Yu Mo" who resembled Yi Fei also shoved her head, complaining incessantly, "What's going on? How come we look different after just one night's sleep?"

The two, utterly shocked, looked at the others who were equally astonished and speechless.

As bystanders, the others noticed something was wrong with Yifei and Yumo even earlier than they did, and they already realized what had happened to the two of them.

As a result, everyone's values ​​completely collapsed.

Compared to Yifei and Yumo, the problems that Youyou and Teacher Zeng encountered were merely appetizers.

At worst, Youyou has a speech disorder; at worst, we can have her team up with her senior brother to perform crosstalk.

Although Teacher Xian's appearance was unexpected, he was not an ordinary fantasy partner, but rather another personality of Teacher Zeng. It is understandable that he used Zeng Xiaoxian's body to come out and play for a few days.

These are the two of them, these two of them...

That doesn't make sense!

Meijia swallowed hard, then whispered to Yifei and Yumo, "Yifei, Yumo, is it possible that you two aren't actually impersonating each other, but are actually inside each other's bodies right now?"

"ah?!!"

Yifei and Yumo exchanged a glance, and then they felt their legs go weak, almost unable to stand up.

Fortunately, Zhanbo and Wanyu, who were standing nearby, rushed forward and helped the two swaying people.

"Oh my God."

His mind was already blank, and now, with his head full of curry sauce, he poked Nanfeng beside him and said, "Teacher Nanfeng, do you know what happened?"

Nanfeng rubbed his face frantically, trying to clear his head, but he remained expressionless and answered blankly, "This scene... I've never even imagined it, let alone seen it before."

Actually, when Xiao Hei said he was going to see if he would give everyone a little surprise after they woke up, Nanfeng already sensed that something was going wrong.

After all, Love Apartment is a place that... those who know, know.

At first, he thought it was already a surprise that Youyou couldn't speak human language, but unexpectedly, Teacher Zeng's imaginary partner also inexplicably appeared.

If the surprise had ended there, that would have been fine, but Nanfeng never expected that Yifei and Yumo were the main event of the day.

Is this the unexpected little surprise that Xiao Hei was talking about?

This is what they call a little surprise?!

Nanfeng stared blankly at Xiaohei, and everyone else seemed to only then realize who they should contact when this problem arose.

At this moment, Xiao Hei was no less shocked than everyone else, or rather, he was the most shocked person in the entire suite.

After all, the level of shock this incident evokes in everyone is almost directly proportional to that person's intelligence, education, and knowledge level.

Girls like Mika and Curry Sauce, who are known for their goofy and adorable antics and have blank minds, tend to be more surprised by things like: "What's going on?", "What happened?", and "How did they do that?"

Students with special talents like Nanfeng, Wanyu, and Guangu knew that Yifei and Yumo's situation was very unscientific, but they didn't have much of a concept of how unscientific it was. So their shock only reached the level of: "Even though it's outrageous, I can still accept it if I bite the bullet."

Highly educated people like Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian in a suit are now so shocked that they can't even speak.

As for Xiao Hei...

"Wow, Xiao Hei, your eyes are so red!"

Looking at Xiao Hei's bloodshot eyes, Zhang Wei felt a chill run down his spine. He asked with concern, "Xiao Hei, are you alright?"

"It's okay, it's okay..."

Xiao Hei stared blankly at his head, scratching his head repeatedly until his hair quickly turned into a bird's nest.

"This, this..."

Xiao Hei scratched his head faster and faster, making everyone's hearts pound with fear.

Wan Yu muttered to herself, "Luckily, Xiao Hei doesn't have dandruff, otherwise..."

Ziqiao continued singing Wanyu's words: "Snowflakes flutter down, the north wind howls."

"Heaven and earth, all one, vast and boundless!"

Xiao Hei completely ignored Zi Qiao and Wan Yu's teasing. He frantically scratched his head, pacing back and forth while repeatedly muttering, "This is impossible, this is not scientific!"

At this moment, the situation that is happening to Yifei and Yumo is so unscientific that it is difficult to describe it.

This is absolutely shattering my worldview!

Suddenly, Xiao Hei raised his head, his expression like that of a drowning person grasping at the last straw on the surface of the water.

"Do you think it's possible that Yifei is still Yifei, and Yumo is still Yumo, but their self-perception is just misplaced?"

Yifei and Yumo exchanged a blank look.

"Yifei" touched her face and said, "So actually I'm not Yifei, I'm Yumo, but I just think I am Yifei?"

"That's ridiculous!"

Yu Mo nodded; she also thought Xiao Hei's deduction was utterly absurd.

"Self-perception distortion... Does such a thing exist?" Nanfeng frowned. "Xiao Hei, are you talking about personality transformation or self-transformation disorder?"

"But that doesn't make sense either. Yifei and Yumo have neither psychological problems nor mental illnesses. Besides, these two symptoms don't match their behavior."

Nanfeng paused for a moment and continued, "Even if they really do have a distorted sense of self, as Xiaohei said, and mistake themselves for the other person."

"Unless Yifei and Yumo have the same hearing and pronunciation abilities as me, it is impossible for them to be the same as each other in terms of tone, rhythm, emotion, speaking speed, and even the stress and connection between words."

Hearing this, Xiao Hei became even more agitated: "I know! I know!! I know!!!"

"But I can't exactly say that their consciousnesses were swapped, or that their souls were swapped!"

If the soul truly exists, then Xiao Hei's concerns won't be whether he wins the Nobel Prize, or how many he should win.

If humans truly have souls, then please have Nobel himself float down and present him with the award!

"I think Nanfeng, you don't have to be so arbitrary."

The quick-witted Ziqiao suggested, "It's easy to find out if they have a distorted sense of self, as Xiaohei said. Let's all come up with some questions about themselves and test them."

"If Yifei and Yumo identify with each other, surely they wouldn't even have each other's memories?"

Xiao Hei's eyes lit up upon hearing this, and he gave Zi Qiao a thumbs up: "Zi Qiao, you're a fucking genius!"

Before Ziqiao could reply, Xiaohei urged anxiously, "Test it, hurry up and test it!"

Whether his shaky values ​​can hold up will depend on this test!

Zhanbo and Wanyu quietly brought over two small stools for Yifei and Yumo to sit on. Everyone stepped forward and formed a circle around Yifei and Yumo.

Guan Gu nudged Youyou and asked, "Honey, how about we leave this place to everyone else and go get Xiao Hei checked out first?"

Youyou waved her hands repeatedly, still spouting those incomprehensible nonsense.

However, considering what was happening at that moment and Youyou's personality, everyone guessed for the first time what Youyou wanted to say.

Go get checked yourself first; I'll go later.

How could I miss out on something as interesting as Yifei and Yumo swapping consciousnesses!

Seeing that Youyou herself was already having speech difficulties, yet still had the leisure to gossip about Yifei and Yumo, Guan Gu could only sigh with a wry smile.

However, considering that Youyou herself had to squeeze into other people's confession scenes to watch the excitement on the night she confessed, Guangu could understand.

As Yifei's younger brother, Zhanbo and Yumo have always addressed each other as siblings since childhood. He naturally became the host and judge of this test.

He coughed lightly, then said solemnly, "Sister, Sister Yumo, we will be asking you questions randomly. The questions may involve your hobbies, experiences, and privacy, etc."

"No matter whose questions we ask, you two must answer as quickly as possible."

"Did you all understand?"

Yifei and Yumo nodded.

The girl resembling Yu Mo slapped her thigh and shouted with great pride, "Bring it on!"

Yu Mo, who resembled Yi Fei, pouted and grumbled like a wronged little wife, "Yi Fei, don't use my body to slap my thigh! You've made my leg red!"

"hiss……"

Seeing this, everyone's lips twitched uncontrollably. They never thought they would have the chance to see the heroic and masculine Yu Mo and the gentle and tender Yi Fei.

What have we done to deserve this? What have we done to deserve seeing such an eyesore?

"Questions begin."

Zhanbo, as the initiator, asked the first question. He said with a serious expression, "The question I'm going to ask is very sensitive. You should be prepared."

"Oh?"

Everyone immediately became interested and pricked up their ears to listen to Zhanbo's question.

"Excuse me, does Sister Yumo like green peppers?"

Everyone: (⊙⊙)?

Youyou complained and said a bunch of things that were incomprehensible.

Meijia, speechless at Zhanbo's words, translated for him: "Youyou means: Zhanbo, the question you asked is too...sensitive."

Zhanbo blinked; he didn't quite understand what Meijia meant.

Yifei and Yumo also thought Zhanbo's question was a bit silly, but they still answered in unison, "We don't like it."

Curry Sauce tentatively asked, "Excuse me, what's Yifei's favorite food?"

"Fried rice with eggs, egg pancake with two eggs, scallion pancake with two eggs, and jianbing guozi with two eggs," the two said in unison.

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu opened his mouth wide without any expression: "So, Yi Fei, you simply like food that can have two eggs, right?"

Ziqiao, as if struck by a sudden thought, grinned broadly and exclaimed, "Oh~ ho!"

Mika glared at him fiercely, "Disgusting!"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and leaned closer to Meijia: "You don't find it disgusting, but you know what I'm thinking?"

Meijia, too lazy to pay attention to Ziqiao anymore, moved Ziqiao's head away and asked, "Excuse me, which bag does Yumo like the most?"

"Yifei" and "Yumo": "Next!"

Zhang Wei raised his hand and asked, "What is Yifei's favorite activity?"

"The game, a game we can win!"

Wan Yu casually asked, "What's the thing Yu Mo dislikes most about guys?"

"He's a jerk!"

……

Next, everyone asked them about their likes and dislikes, and they both answered at the same time each time, with their answers being remarkably consistent.

"No, why do you keep asking them what they like and dislike?"

Xiao Hei became increasingly speechless as she listened: "If they can't even answer this kind of question after being best friends for so many years, then they're just fake best friends."

"I beg you, can you please ask some useful questions?"

Zhanbo was taken aback by his question: "For example?"

"for example……"

Nanfeng suddenly asked out of the blue, "Excuse me, what is Yu Mo's maximum weight in kilograms?"

Yu Mo stared wide-eyed at Nan Feng in disbelief.

"One hundred and eighty pounds!"

She spoke slowly and deliberately, through gritted teeth, and then stared at Nanfeng with an extremely resentful look.

Nanfeng's eyes twitched slightly.

He was often stared at like that by Yu Mo, but this was the first time he had ever been stared at like that by "Yu Mo" who looked like Yi Fei.

"Yifei" paused for a moment after hearing the question, then answered confidently.

"Two hundred and five jin!"

"what?"

Everyone's eyes lit up; this was the first time the two of them had given different answers.

Everyone turned to look at Nanfeng.

To everyone's surprise, Nanfeng simply shrugged: "I don't know the correct answer to that question either."

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Nanfeng: "You don't know the answer, yet you're asking?"

Nanfeng pursed his lips, suppressing a laugh, and said, "Is it possible... that I asked this question precisely because I wanted to know the answer?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, then suddenly realized what was going on.

"Oh……"

A dazzling light suddenly shone in everyone's eyes.

[Wow, you can play it like this!]

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)