Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 537 A Battle of the Century Is Inevitable

Nanfeng looked at Zhanbo and asked curiously, "So is it 180 jin or 205 jin?"

Zhanbo wasn't quite sure either: "I remember her weighing around 180 pounds, but... it doesn't seem like it."

Yifei chuckled and mercilessly exposed Yu Mo's secret: "She was just stubbornly telling everyone that she only weighed 180 pounds. I saw her on the scale when I was in high school. I don't know if that was her maximum weight, but she definitely weighed 205 pounds."

"you!"

"Yu Mo" glared at "Yi Fei" with fury: "You actually betrayed me!"

Yifei shrugged and said dismissively, "Isn't this a question-and-answer test to see if we have a cognitive misalignment or a swap of consciousness?"

"Look, if I were actually Yu Mo instead of Yi Fei, I definitely wouldn't say something so embarrassing."

"Yu Mo" gritted her teeth, looking as if she wanted to devour "Yi Fei" alive: "So you know this is shameful!"

To be honest, even though Yu Mo herself isn't one to get angry easily, when paired with Yi Fei's body, her angry appearance at this moment is quite intimidating.

Yifei instinctively shrank her neck, feeling a little scared.

But then she thought: I am Hu Yifei! When have I ever been afraid of anyone!

So the two "best friends" stared at each other like two fighting cocks, neither giving an inch.

Seeing the heated discussion, Meijia quickly asked, "What's the most embarrassing thing that happened to Yifei when she was a child?"

"No, absolutely not!"

Without even thinking, Yifei denied it outright: "How could someone as outstanding as me possibly have anything embarrassing to do!"

"No, you do!"

"Yu Mo" smiled smugly: "You had plenty of embarrassing moments when you were a kid."

"Yifei" immediately shouted nervously, "Don't tell!"

Yu Mo was startled by the shout. When she came to her senses, she felt even more embarrassed and angry. She immediately retaliated by telling Yi Fei gossip.

"The most embarrassing thing Yifei did when she was little was definitely confessing her feelings to the boy she liked, only to find out he always thought she was a boy!"

"Wow..."

Everyone looked excited, as if they had just stumbled upon some juicy gossip, their smiles practically reaching their ears.

If there's anything more interesting in this world than Yifei and Yumo exposing each other's embarrassing pasts, it must be Yifei and Yumo exposing each other's embarrassing pasts after they swapped bodies.

When people see them like this now, they feel a sense of absurdity, as if they themselves are exposing their own embarrassing past.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Let the dark history come even more fiercely!

Suddenly, Xiao Xian in a suit asked, "How long ago was this?"

Seeing everyone looking at him with suspicion, he simply replied, "Don't misunderstand, I'm asking for someone else."

"Oh……"

Everyone nodded in understanding.

Nanfeng and Zhanbo exchanged a glance, conveying a message through their eyes.

[Nanfeng: Zhanbo, are you aware of this?]

[Zhanbo: How could my sister tell me something so embarrassing?]

[Zhanbo: Do ​​you know about the south wind?]

[Nanfeng: I don't know either... I have the same reason as you.]

Zhanbo: Then we...

[South Wind: Continue?]

Zhanbo: Agreed.

Nanfeng, who was full of bad intentions, and Zhanbo, who was gradually being "corrupted" by him, exchanged a smile. However, Yifei was so angry that she was fuming. She completely ignored Xiaoxian's question and just shouted loudly.

"Qin Yumo, you!"

Enraged, Yifei opened her mouth wide and took several deep breaths before she could finally speak, her voice trembling.

"You did it on purpose!"

"Yu Mo" made a face at Yi Fei, and then said in a similar manner, "Isn't this a question-and-answer test to see if we have a cognitive misalignment or a consciousness swap?"

"Look, if I were actually Yifei instead of Yumo, I definitely wouldn't say something so embarrassing."

"Goodness," Zhang Wei complained, "Yu Mo changed everything except the way she addressed me, not a single word of it was changed."

Curry Sauce tugged at Zhang Wei, signaling him to be careful with his words: "Sister Yifei and Sister Yumo are fighting right now, and they're both really angry. You don't want to accidentally get yourself into trouble."

Ziqiao rubbed his hands together excitedly, grinning broadly: "I love watching two women bicker, especially if they actually fight..."

"Shut up!!!"

Yifei and Yumo turned their heads and glared angrily at Ziqiao.

Zi Qiao immediately raised his hands in surrender, pleading with a pained expression, "Ladies, please spare me!"

Meijia stared at Ziqiao beside her with a look of disdain.

Curry Sauce whispered to Zhang Wei, "See? I told you they were both really angry right now."

Zhang Wei cast a grateful glance at the curry sauce.

Faced with Zi Qiao's outspokenness followed by his swift kneeling, Yi Fei and Yu Mo did not pursue the matter further, or rather, they simply did not have time to pay attention to Zi Qiao.

The two turned their heads back and stared intently at each other, as if a raging fire had been set off around them.

"Good job, Qin Yumo!"

Seeing Yu Mo's fearless attitude after her past was exposed, Yi Fei was furious.

"Yifei" shouted loudly at everyone, "What are you all standing there for? Ask your questions!"

"Huh? Ah. Ah!"

Everyone immediately understood what Yifei meant, and Youyou, whose language function was disordered, quickly sent the question she had just thought of to Guangu.

"hiss……"

When Guan Gu saw the question sent by Youyou, he immediately felt a throbbing pain in his trigeminal nerve. He looked at Youyou in surprise, but only received an urgent nod and a sincere look from her.

Guan Gu took a deep breath, steeled his resolve, and said tremblingly, "May I ask, what is the one flaw you find most intolerable in the other?"

Everyone stared at Guan Gu in astonishment, their eyes filled with shock and disbelief, but also with a hint of admiration.

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, you're truly amazing!]

We just want to hear about their dark past and maybe have some fun with the gossip.

[You're really pushing the accelerator towards World War III!]

Sure enough, upon hearing this question, "Yifei" and "Yumo" simultaneously let out a chilling, eerie laugh.

"Yu Mo is sloppy! A total fangirl! She can't resist handsome guys! Back in high school, she even secretly made a ranking of all the boys' looks!"

"Wow..."

Everyone's eyes lit up upon hearing this, and even Xiao Hei, who had only wanted to use the test to preserve his crumbling worldview, couldn't help but grin foolishly at this moment.

"A ranking list based on appearance?"

Nanfeng crossed her arms, looking at Yu Mo with a wry smile: "Back in high school, you didn't care about your own grades, but you had the time to rank all the boys in the school by looks?"

He clasped his hands in a fist and said solemnly, "I admire you."

Hearing Nanfeng's sarcastic tone, everyone burst into laughter again.

Yu Mo blushed instantly, covering her face in embarrassment. She complained to herself that such a large room as the small, dark suite didn't have a crack in the floor where she could crawl into.

And also, Hu Yifei!

You're dead!!!

"Yu Mo" raised her head and began to fight back: "Yi Fei is domineering! She's highly competitive! Most importantly, she loves to cheat!"

As she spoke, she pulled open her collar and took out two thick cushions.

"What 32C? It's all fake!"

"Wow!" everyone exclaimed in unison.

Yifei was so angry she could hardly breathe: "Mine is fake, but yours is real?!"

As she spoke, she bounced her heavy chest.

"Damn, you really are the real deal, no rip-offs whatsoever!"

Yifei suddenly felt that she had lost even more completely.

Even Wan Yu, who was used to big scenes, was a little apprehensive at this moment: "Aren't Fei Fei and Yu Mo going a bit too far? Is it really a bad idea for us to keep fanning the flames?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "How about you ask the next question?"

"This..." Wan Yu smiled awkwardly, "I'm so embarrassed."

Before Nanfeng could say anything more, Wanyu couldn't wait to ask, "What is it about Nanfeng that Yumo likes the most?"

"Hahahaha...Wow!!!"

Everyone was initially clutching their stomachs and bending over, trying to suppress their laughter until their stomachs ached. However, after hearing Wanyu's question, they finally couldn't hold it in any longer.

They were all laughing so hard they were doubled over, clapping and cheering as they laughed.

Nanfeng stared at Wanyu in disbelief: "No way, what does this have to do with me?!"

Wan Yu chuckled sheepishly, "It's none of your business, but I just want to know."

Shocked, Nanfeng clutched his chest and staggered back.

"good!!!"

The crowd, always eager for a good show, cheered and egged them on.

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo hesitated. She moved her lips, but she was too embarrassed to say a single word in front of everyone.

However, she was too embarrassed to say it, but "Yifei" didn't care about that: "I know, the thing that Yumo likes most about Nanfeng is... that he's handsome."

"If Nanfeng looked like Zeng Xiaoxian, no matter how good Nanfeng was, Yu Mo wouldn't be interested in him."

Everyone closed their eyes and burst into laughter.

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow and pursed her lips with a meaningful expression.

As for Xiao Xian in the suit, who was caught in the crossfire for no reason, he frowned and scoffed in dissatisfaction.

A man as outstanding as myself has had his life ruined by Zeng Xiaoxian's physical attributes.

Seeing everyone burst into laughter, and Nanfeng's eyes narrowing as he looked at her with a bright smile, "Yu Mo" immediately retorted angrily, "I didn't!"

Upon hearing this, Yifei pouted and said, "You mean you're actually someone who doesn't care about looks?"

"I……"

Yu Mo is in a difficult situation. Even if she says she doesn't care about looks, no one will believe her.

Enraged, she decided to give up and started stabbing at Yifei's tires.

"Yifei, you used to wear my dress when you were little!"

Everyone started making a fuss again.

Yifei retorted without backing down, "You used to steal my snacks when you were little!"

"Those snacks you gave me gave me a stomachache, and I had to be hospitalized that night!"

"Your skirt is so big! I can't fit into it by myself at all, so Zhanbo and I had to share it!"

Zhanbo, who had been laughing heartily, suddenly stopped laughing, and the laughter of the crowd also paused.

At first, everyone looked at Zhanbo strangely, and then... they laughed even harder.

Nobody expected this at all.

They never imagined that Zhanbo, who talks about Transformers, Optimus Prime, aliens, and UFOs all the time, would wear skirts when he was a child.

And she even wore the same dress as Yifei!

Could it be that even a straight man like Zhanbo had a girlish heart when he was little?

You really can't judge a book by its cover!

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

"I, I..."

Zhanbo was instantly embarrassed and blushed. Faced with everyone's ridicule, he desperately tried to find a solution and pointed at Ziqiao, who was laughing the loudest at him.

"Once, Ziqiao met a particularly beautiful woman in a bar. They chatted happily and went to a hotel that night."

"Turns out, the beautiful woman was taking a shower inside, and Ziqiao only realized she had a Thai ID card after he'd already taken his pants off. He was so scared that he pulled his pants up and ran away!"

Everyone was stunned by what Zhanbo said, and for a moment they did not understand the meaning behind it.

A beautiful woman? A Thai ID card? So scared he pulled up his pants and ran?

Oh...could it be...?

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Meijia laughed until tears streamed down her face. She patted Ziqiao's shoulder hard and asked, "Ziqiao-kun, did you run into some Thai ladyboys?"

"ah!!!"

Everyone laughed and made sharp popping sounds. Even "Yifei" and "Yumo", who had been at odds, temporarily stopped fighting and started laughing heartily.

"Lu Zhanbo!" Ziqiao gasped for breath, growling each word slowly and deliberately, "You actually betrayed me!"

Wanyu's laughter faded, and she nudged Zhanbo, asking weakly, "Zhanbo, how did you find out about this?"

Seeing that the matter of the skirt seemed to have been covered up, Zhanbo was in a great mood and said smugly, "That transvestite also came to the apartment the next day. At that time, only Ziqiao and I were in the apartment. In the end, I helped Ziqiao escape a disaster."

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Zi Qiao, why did your 'Fleeting Glance' suddenly stop working?"

"nonsense!"

Ziqiao's forehead veins bulged, and he said with a twitching mouth, "Do you think Thai ladyboys are like Xiao Wan, whom you met before?"

"Even with my keen eye, I can't see anything wrong with a transgender person who was raised as a girl from childhood!"

Except for Guan Gu, who was staring at Zi Qiao with a resentful look, everyone else laughed even more heartily.

"Lu Zhanbo, you forced me to this!"

Ziqiao pointed at Zhanbo and retorted fiercely: "Not long ago, we went to a bar together for drinks. Zhanbo, who was lost in thought, looked at the long line of girls in the bar and, without thinking, joined the line."

"The entire long line was full of girls, and Zhanbo was the only boy. As a result, he didn't notice the strange looks and whispers all the girls were giving him."

"Finally, almost all the girls ahead of Zhanbo in line disappeared... He was finally driven to his wits' end by the group of girls queuing for the restroom, who beat him up and kicked him out of the line!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The girls were laughing so hard they were doubled over, while the boys were staring at Ziqiao with strange expressions.

"Hey, Ziqiao," Guangu explained, "you probably drank too much that night and got confused. It wasn't Zhanbo queuing up for the women's restroom."

"It was Zhang Wei, who was preparing for the bar exam at the time, and was still concentrating on memorizing his notes in the bar."

"What?!"

Ziqiao was struck dumb upon hearing this.

Zhang Wei, whose face was already dark, now turned completely black, like the bottom of a pot. He cleared his throat and solemnly declared, "Lu Ziqiao, don't blame me for acting in self-defense!"

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow: "Self-defense can be used here?"

Nanfeng felt that even if Zhang Wei hadn't drunk the milk nearing its expiration date and caused his diarrhea, and he had successfully entered the examination room, he would most likely still fail the bar exam.

"Zhang Wei, it's not that I underestimate you... fine, I did underestimate you."

Zi Qiao glanced at Zhang Wei with disdain. It wasn't that he thought Zhang Wei didn't have embarrassing stories to tell, but none of his embarrassing stories could compare to the Thai ladyboy incident.

As the person who has died the most times in the apartment, ordinary social attacks have no effect on him.

"Zhang Wei, bring on all your tricks!"

Zhang Wei sneered when he heard Zi Qiao's words. He said confidently, "I remember once... Youyou was spreading gossip in a bar, and ended up telling the exaggerated and embellished gossip directly to someone she didn't even know."

"The girl was furious; she almost called the police, accusing Youyou of spreading rumors and slander!"

"ah?!!"

Youyou pointed to herself in surprise. She couldn't understand why Zhang Wei was arguing with Ziqiao and bringing up her dark history!

Zhang Wei waved his hand and explained, "Oh dear, Zi Qiao is too thick-skinned; ordinary embarrassing stories have no effect on him."

"Well, you're his aunt, so it's only natural for an aunt to repay her nephew's debts."

[Rational my foot!]

Youyou spouted a bunch of nonsense again. She was his aunt, not his mother, so what did it have to do with her?

[Okay, okay, so this is how you all play, huh!]

【I'm going to play this game with you guys to the very end today!】

Youyou gritted her teeth fiercely, as if she had made up her mind. She tremblingly opened the memo app on her phone called "The Complete Dark History of the Apartment".

"hiss……"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia glanced at Youyou's phone and immediately gasped.

It seems that a battle of the century is inevitable!

I'm coming

That concludes the rather somber dream sequence. Now, let's have something fun to share.

Actually, the embarrassing incident of accidentally joining the women's restroom line was a personal experience of a friend of mine, except the location wasn't a bar, but a school restroom right after a midterm exam.

(End of this chapter)