Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 538 The First King of Embarrassing Moments

Seeing that Youyou was about to use large-scale weapons of war, Meijia quickly tried to dissuade her, saying, "Youyou, shouldn't you reconsider?"

Guan Gu nodded repeatedly, "Yeah, Youyou, Zhang Wei is just an idiot who talks nonsense, don't bother with him."

His original intention was not to let Youyou make such a big deal out of nothing, but Guangu overlooked the fact that in this excited state of everyone revealing each other's embarrassing pasts, any word could stir up other people's emotions.

Therefore, Guan Gu's words not only failed to persuade Youyou, but also led Zhang Wei to include him in the list of targets.

"When Guan Gu was sick before, I took him to the clinic. The doctor said he needed an injection, so Guan Gu lay on the bed and took off his pants, exposing his buttocks."

"It turned out that the nurse at that clinic was a die-hard fan of Guan Gu. Instead of getting her injection, she chatted with Guan Gu, who was naked, for almost half an hour."

"After Guan Gu, who was on the verge of collapse, finally managed to deal with the nurse and let her give him the injection, it turned out that it was unusually cold that day, and his buttocks were frozen stiff!"

"Good heavens, the entire needle broke off after one injection."

"In the end, I took out the hairdryer I always carry with me, turned it on, and blew it hard on his butt. That's how I got the newly graduated nurse to stick the needle in."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, tears streaming down their faces. They had thought that Ziqiao and Zhang Wei's dark history was already outrageous enough, but they never expected that there was such a master as Guan Gu.

"What?!?!"

Guan Gu's eyes widened, his face filled with rage: "Zhang Wei, you promised me you wouldn't tell anyone about this!"

Zhang Wei shrugged without any moral qualms, and said matter-of-factly, "Who told you to call me a talkative idiot? Of course I couldn't control my mouth."

"How can this be allowed to continue!"

Guan Gu turned to Youyou, his attitude instantly changing: "Honey, hurry up and expose Zhang Wei's embarrassing moments, we're going to fight him today!"

Youyou nodded emphatically, and then resolutely pressed the automatic voice playback function on her phone.

Actually, Youyou just wanted to play Zhang Wei's embarrassing history, but she didn't expect that the autoplay function was so stupid. It ignored the content that Youyou selected and started reading directly from the first note.

"Curry sauce went to participate in a competitive eating challenge and ate until it felt like there was food stuck in her throat before she finally won."

"Then on her way back to the apartment, she met a super handsome guy. Curry went up to him and started chatting him up. But she had just eaten too much, so while she was chatting with him, she couldn't stop burping with a garlic smell."

"And in the very end, she even threw up all over the young man!"

Curry Sauce, who was laughing heartily and excitedly anticipating more of Zhang Wei's embarrassing past, froze instantly.

Why did this suddenly come up to me?

Curry Sauce pouted, looking unhappy and ready to protest.

Before she could even speak, Youyou's phone had already started playing the second embarrassing piece of her history.

"The residents' committee previously organized a 'First Postcard of Autumn' event. Nanfeng and Teacher Zeng had nothing to do, so they helped distribute postcards to each household. If a tenant was not home, they would slip the postcard under the door."

"As a result... they were both mistaken for people distributing pornographic cards, and then they were taken away by the police!"

Nanfeng and Xiaoxian in the suit instantly lost their smiles, their gazes towards Youyou carrying a hint of murderous intent.

At this moment, Youyou's phone was still loudly broadcasting everyone's embarrassing moments, and even Wanyu and Meijia were not spared the punishment of the voice broadcast.

Even though Youyou finally managed to frantically turn off the voice broadcast function, it was too late.

At this moment, everyone's eyes turned strange.

After Youyou pressed the "nuclear button" that indiscriminately bombarded the entire battlefield, the nature of the entire war changed.

When people face their exposed dark past, even explanations are useless.

What they need to do now is expose all the embarrassing things that other people have done.

If everyone reveals enough embarrassing stories today, then your own little embarrassing stories will be drowned in the ocean!

And so the real battle of the century began!

In an instant, everyone began to expose other people's dark pasts in a wide-ranging and highly damaging manner, without any specific target.

From the initial solo blunders to the later duo making fools of themselves, and then the trio teaming up to idiot... everyone used their unique talents and abilities, and as long as they weren't involved in the foolish incident, they could be used as ammunition for indiscriminate attacks.

You see, everyone in the apartment knows each other inside and out, and they're all as close as family... so when they start talking about other people's embarrassing moments, they just keep talking non-stop.

The sight of more than a dozen people exposing each other's embarrassing pasts left Xiao Hei speechless.

He knew that the guys on the sixth floor were typical goofy young people who were always having a lot of fun, and he also knew that they would occasionally get into some ridiculous situations, but their lives were just too exciting!

No normal person has so many dark histories!

Nanfeng nudged Xiaohei, "Aren't you envious?"

"No, when did you get here?"

Xiao Hei asked in surprise, "Why aren't you participating in something so fun?"

"Ah, how lonely it is to be invincible..."

As Nanfeng sang, a hint of smugness appeared on his face: "I don't know what they're afraid of. As soon as I open my mouth, everyone turns their attention to me and tells me to shut up."

"I tried several times, but I just couldn't say a word."

"Although they do talk about my dark past, compared to them I think I'm clean enough, there's no need to add fuel to the fire."

"I just didn't want you to be bored by yourself, so I came to keep you company while you watch the show."

"Hehe." Xiao Hei chuckled expressionlessly.

In this back-and-forth exchange of embarrassing stories, it's normal for Nanfeng to be ostracized by everyone.

The embarrassing stories on Youyou's phone are at most an atomic bomb, but the dark history in Nanfeng's head is definitely a two-dimensional foil level.

If this human bug were to be deployed, he could effectively kill the game.

He suddenly turned to look at Nanfeng: "But speaking of which... what were we originally planning to do?"

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng paused for a moment upon hearing this, then said nonchalantly, "Who cares? Being happy is the most important thing."

Looking at the red-faced, drooling crowd in front of him, Xiao Hei couldn't help but swallow hard: "You call this being happy?"

"Don't misunderstand." Nanfeng's lips curled into a smile that could only be described as wicked. "I meant I'm happy."

Xiao Hei: (⊙﹏⊙).

You're really something.

"Of course, I could actually be happier."

Nanfeng smiled slightly, his eyes shining brightly, which frightened Xiaohei. He wondered who this wicked guy was planning to trick this time.

"Everyone," Nanfeng shouted, "Have you forgotten that there's an innocent guy here listening to our embarrassing stories and dark history?"

The uproar surrounding the revelations abruptly ceased, and everyone's fierce gazes turned to Xiao Hei, who was watching the scene.

How could they forget about this guy!

Xiao Hei, who had been betrayed by Nanfeng, was struck dumb. He stared at the smiling Nanfeng with disbelief.

[You bastard, you actually tricked me?!]

Nanfeng simply shrugged and then silently said, "You're welcome."

In his inner world, Nanfeng explained with conviction.

[Anyway, even if I don't say anything, everyone will realize it sooner or later. Instead of waiting until then to have everyone train Xiao Hei, it's better to get involved now and save time.]

[By the way... just to give me some fun.]

Nanfeng grinned mischievously: "No one can just stand there and listen to our embarrassing history without getting involved!"

Absolutely not!

"Little Black~~~"

"Yifei" asked with a smile, "What embarrassing stories or embarrassing moments do you have?"

Xiao Hei opened his mouth blankly. He really wanted to say that someone as pure and upright as himself had no embarrassing stories or dark history.

But Xiao Hei knew that if he said that, he would probably be silenced by these guys.

"My embarrassing past..."

Xiao Hei pointed at the south wind with a bitter expression: "Does making bad friends count?"

"hehe……"

The expressions on everyone's faces as they looked at him were rather ambiguous.

"I have a suggestion, how about... we check his phone's browsing history?" Ziqiao suggested with a sly grin.

"Lu Ziqiao, you!"

Xiao Hei looked at Zi Qiao in disbelief, gritted his teeth, and said, word by word, "Now I have two bad friends!"

"Yu Mo" shook her head: "We won't touch such private things as browsing history. But, Xiao Hei, since you've heard about our embarrassing moments, don't expect to stay out of it."

"Everyone, recruit Little Black to join the battle!"

"Come on, darling!" The boys chuckled and dragged Xiao Hei into the battlefield.

Forced into the battle, Xiao Hei cried out in terror, "No, I don't have any dark history about you that I can tell you!"

"I don't want to go to war, I love peace!"

"Sorry, Xiao Hei."

Nanfeng stood to the side with his arms crossed, and said with an air of superiority, "Once war breaks out, peace won't be something you can simply wish for."

Hearing the resounding revelations echoing in his ears, Nanfeng knew that a new round of war had begun.

……

"I'm not talking anymore, I'm exhausted."

After an unknown amount of time, everyone lay sprawled on the ground, waving their hands repeatedly, begging for a truce.

They didn't reveal all their embarrassing secrets, but they were so engrossed in sharing their embarrassing moments that they completely forgot they hadn't had a meal since waking up at 5 a.m. until now, which was past 6 p.m.

By the time everyone realized this, they were already exhausted and hungry.

Yifei laboriously raised her eyes: "Nanfeng, announce the battle situation."

Nanfeng looked at the counter on his phone and said, "The current situation is that Teacher Zeng has broken the list and taken first place with 57 embarrassing stories, becoming the undisputed king of embarrassing stories in the apartment."

"Next up were Yifei and Yumo, who tied for second place with 48 embarrassing moments. Ziqiao and Zhang Wei won the last two spots in the top five with 41 and 36 embarrassing moments respectively."

"Let's give them a round of applause!"

After Nanfeng finished speaking, he clapped happily, and the others clapped and cheered listlessly.

Upon hearing this, Yifei's eyes widened immediately: "Forty-eight? Do Yumo and I have that many dark histories?"

"Nanfeng, are you faking it?"

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at her: "Do I have any need to lie about this?"

He paused for a moment, then explained, "The reason you and Yu Mo have so many embarrassing stories is because everyone's embarrassing moments basically started after moving into the apartment. The two of you are constantly bickering, almost bringing up embarrassing things from when the other was a toddler."

Nanfeng clicked his tongue in amazement: "Under these circumstances, neither of you managed to get first place. It can only be said that Teacher Zeng's level of skill in this area is too high."

Xiao Xian in the suit smiled expressionlessly: "Thank you for the compliment. I'll remember to pass on such an embarrassing title as the King of Embarrassments to Zeng Xiaoxian."

Although Zeng Xiaoxian was used to making stupid mistakes, after everyone had shared their embarrassing stories, and when Xiaoxian in the suit heard Nanfeng's terrifying record of fifty-seven embarrassing incidents, he still thought Zeng Xiaoxian was ridiculously stupid.

It seems that if they have the chance to meet again in the dream world in the future, I will still have to teach him a lesson!

Nanfeng laughed and said, "Relax, Teacher Xian, we all know this is Teacher Zeng's fault."

"Besides, he's only a temporary king of embarrassing moments. Compared to Teacher Zeng, we have another heavyweight in our apartment who can be described as exceptionally talented."

Nanfeng turned to Zhang Wei and said, "Future lawyer Zhang Wei, you've only been living in this apartment for eight months, yet you've already come in fifth place with thirty-six embarrassing stories."

"Honestly, I have high hopes for you. If you had another two years, you would definitely surpass Teacher Zeng and become the undisputed king of embarrassing moments in the apartment!"

"hehe."

Zhang Wei was immediately at a loss for words: "I've only been living in this apartment for eight months? It feels like an eternity to me."

Everyone took out their phones and glanced at the embarrassing score that Nanfeng had posted in the group, and also pulled Xiaohei into the group.

After all, once they've exchanged their dark histories, they're now a family where no one can escape punishment if something goes wrong or secrets are leaked.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

They looked at each other, and then burst into laughter again.

However, this time the laughter was not like the mockery they had heard about each other's embarrassing past, but rather a laugh filled with happiness and satisfaction.

Although they did nothing all afternoon but expose each other's embarrassing moments.

But these embarrassing incidents and dark histories represent the bond between them and the time they spent together.

Embarrassing moments are only truly embarrassing when you have someone to share them with and someone to go through them with. If you encounter those unpleasant things alone, you'll most likely just think that you're having a really bad day and swallow your grievances and sadness.

But as long as they're together, these unpleasant things can become a whole afternoon of fun for them.

"But speaking of which... what were we planning to do in the first place?" Guan Gu suddenly asked.

"Forehead……"

The group paused for a moment, then spoke in unison.

"Who cares? The most important thing is that everyone is happy."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)