Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 540 Inspection Results

Before Ziqiao and Meijia could even put on their usual bickering and mutual dislike in front of everyone, Xiao Hei was already getting impatient in the room.

He came out and urged Ziqiao with dissatisfaction, "Lu Ziqiao, why are you dragging your feet and dawdling when I let you in for a check-up?"

"Are you and Mika inseparable now?"

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but chuckle, thinking to themselves that Xiao Hei's intuition was damn accurate!

Ziqiao and Meijia looked embarrassed; the word "bad luck" was practically written all over their faces.

Nanfeng explained to Xiaohei, "Alright, Ziqiao and Meijia have run into a small problem. Xiaohei, why don't you let the next person go in to check first?"

"Alright."

Xiao Hei beckoned Guan Gu, who was one place behind Zi Qiao in line, to go in for the check-up, and then went straight into the room himself.

Although Guan Gu has learned the truth about being ridiculed during his physical examination years ago from the optician who examined him, he still gets scared whenever he hears the word "physical examination".

Seeing that Guan Gu was dawdling and hesitant to go in, Youyou patted Guan Gu's head like she was coaxing a child, and then pulled him into the room.

At this moment, Nanfeng suddenly turned to Zhanbo and asked, "Zhanbo, did you see clearly what distance Ziqiao and Meijia were maintaining to avoid getting electrocuted?"

Zhanbo nodded; for him, estimating the distance between Ziqiao and Meijia was a simple matter.

"Based on my visual estimation, the maximum safe distance that Ziqiao and Meijia can maintain without being electrocuted is probably between 1.3 meters and 1.35 meters."

"If more precise data is needed, then we can only use measuring tools to measure it."

"Between 1.3 meters and 1.35 meters?"

The girls, except for Mika, were taken aback upon hearing this, and their faces showed a more intriguing expression.

In the next instant, the group sprang into action, frantically rummaging through Xiao Hei's suite, searching high and low for suitable and accurate measuring tools.

Zhanbo was taken aback by the girls' behavior in the apartment.

Although he himself just said that if more accurate data is needed, it is necessary to use measuring tools to measure it.

But when they started impatiently searching for measuring tools, Zhanbo couldn't understand the point of doing so.

In his view, given Ziqiao and Meijia's current situation, what they should do is not maintain the maximum safe distance, but rather get as close to each other as possible.

Why maintain the maximum safe distance when there is clearly more than a meter of room for error, thus challenging the mutual understanding and limits of both parties?

What if someone between Ziqiao and Meijia suddenly falls at the maximum safe distance? Wouldn't they both get electrocuted for nothing?

That's completely unnecessary.

Although Zhang Wei didn't think as much as Zhan Bo, he also felt that Yu Mo and the others' actions were unnecessary.

He scratched his head and asked curiously, "It's only a five-centimeter margin of error, why do you insist on getting such an accurate result?"

"What do you mean by 'only a five-centimeter error'? Five centimeters is very important, okay?!"

"Yifei" was looking down at her tools when she asked Zhang Wei without looking up, "Zhang Wei, if I gave you five centimeters more for the thing that's most important but not long enough, wouldn't you be ecstatic?"

"Yu Mo," Wan Yu and Curry Sauce froze as they searched for measuring tools.

Meijia pursed her lips and looked at Yifei incredulously.

[The most important thing, yet not long enough...]

Could it be?!

"hiss……"

The boys gasped, their mouths agape in shock, their gazes shifting back and forth between "Yifei" and Zhang Wei, filled with astonishment and bewilderment.

Zhang Wei's most important thing was not long enough. Even the boys didn't know about such a private matter. How did "Yi Fei" know?

The group exchanged glances, suddenly relieved that it was Xiao Xian in a suit present. Otherwise, given Teacher Zeng's personality, he would probably have started complaining about being cuckolded as soon as he heard this.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, remained remarkably calm upon hearing this, with a faint smile even playing on his lips.

As intelligent and rational as he was, he didn't overthink things. However, Xiao Xian in the suit still felt a little regretful. Why couldn't he and Zeng Xiaoxian appear at the same time?

If Zeng Xiaoxian were here at this moment, I would love to dedicate a classic old song to him: "I Have a Date with the Grassland".

Zeng Xiaoxian would probably really like one part of his song.

[Green green green green green green green green green, green green green green green green green green...]

As Xiao Xian in his suit thought about it, a wicked smile crept onto his lips.

As for Zhang Wei, he has been completely dumbfounded ever since he heard what "Yifei" just said.

What is meant by "the most important thing that is also not long enough"?

Why am I not long enough?!

Zhang Wei ignored the strange looks from everyone. He didn't even have time to think about how "Yifei" came to this conclusion, and just lowered his head to ponder.

Actually... Zhang Wei didn't have much of a concept of this either.

After Yifei said that, he really started to feel a little uneasy.

Could it be that I'm really not long enough? But my ex-girlfriend, a young married woman, never mentioned it!

So, is it that she's inexperienced, or that "Yifei" is knowledgeable and worldly-wise?

Zhang Wei fell into self-doubt.

While searching for something, Yifei suddenly realized that her surroundings had become silent. She looked up in confusion and then realized that everyone had been staring at her strangely.

"what?"

Yifei was taken aback at first, but quickly realized what kind of nonsense these guys were thinking.

She crossed her arms and laughed irritably, "I was talking about Zhang Wei's bank account balance. What did you think I was talking about?"

Everyone was struck dumb, their scalps tingling from the shock, but they also had a vague sense of sudden realization.

So the most important but not long thing actually refers to the bank account balance?

Now that you think about it... it seems quite reasonable.

For most people, money is the most important thing, let alone for Zhang Wei, a miser.

And surely no one would complain about having too long an account balance, right?

Those who had misunderstood laughed awkwardly, and simultaneously said in an incredibly fake tone, "Actually, we were thinking about the account balance too."

"Oh."

Yifei smiled dismissively.

As for Zhang Wei, after hearing Yi Fei's explanation, he looked up and breathed a sigh of relief.

[So "not long enough" refers to the account balance. I thought it meant... account balance.]

Ziqiao, with his sharp eyes, immediately noticed Zhang Wei's unusual behavior. He chuckled and teased, "Zhang Wei, you seem a bit insecure about your length?"

"Go away!" Zhang Wei, regaining his confidence, rolled his eyes at him. "It's hard to say who's better between us, so why are you pretending with me?"

"Oh?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Are you challenging me?"

"Please, even if you want to compete, shouldn't you at least consider that we women are here?"

While rummaging through her little black toolbox, "Yu Mo" expressed her disdain for Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei without even looking up.

Zhang Wei pointed to himself in astonishment: "No, when did we start competing in this?!"

Yu Mo ignored Zhang Wei and continued searching on her own.

Suddenly, Yu Mo's eyes lit up, and she excitedly shouted, "I found it!"

She then pulled out a measuring tape from her small black toolbox and rushed to Ziqiao and Meijia.

"Yifei!" Upon seeing this, Wanyu and Curry Sauce immediately stopped searching and rushed over.

Nanfeng, Zhanbo, and the other boys looked completely bewildered. They shrugged and tacitly put away the things the girls hadn't had time to return to their places.

Meanwhile, Ziqiao and Meijia had been gradually moved to their maximum safe distance by the girls.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now is the moment to witness a miracle."

As Yu Mo spoke, she held her breath and focused intently on measuring the distance between the two of them.

The other girls huddled together, their eyes wide open, staring intently at the markings on the measuring tape.

Maximum safe distance: 1314 millimeters!

As "Yu Mo" shouted out the measurement results, the four girls excitedly shouted "Yay!" and immediately hugged each other in delight.

"1314, we guessed right!"

The girls cheered in unison.

"What?!"

Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other in disbelief. What kind of weird distance is 1314?

This number is absolutely outrageous!

"Depend on."

Hearing their cheers, the boys all shook their heads, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Everyone initially thought that the girls were so eager to find tools and measure the distance between Ziqiao and Meijia because they had discovered some key information that the boys had overlooked.

After all that effort... this is it?

Nanfeng pouted: "You guys are so boring, you're just forcing yourselves to eat something when there's no candy."

Zhanbo and Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement with Nanfeng's idea.

"Yu Mo" put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "Nan Feng, you don't understand this."

"Since the Dream Machine accurately selected Ziqiao and Meijia from among the twelve of us, making them the pair with the side effect of 'never being separated,' and also chose the meaningful number 1314 from an infinitely large number."

This proves that...

"I know."

Wan Yu raised her hand and replied, "This shows that the two of them are destined to be together, and it's a destiny arranged by God!"

Curry Sauce nodded and said, "As for fate, of course, it's all arranged by God."

Are we destined to meet?

Ziqiao and Meijia curled their lips in disgust. They had broken up and gotten back together so many times, but in the end, they were still entangled together.

Even if they were destined to be together, it was a karmic entanglement they could never escape.

"no."

Interrupted, "Yu Mo" covered her mouth and chuckled, "This means... God just wants to play a joke on Zi Qiao and Mei Jia to amuse himself."

"what?"

Everyone looked at "Yu Mo" in confusion.

"Yu Mo" explained, "Think about it, you've made Zi Qiao and Mei Jia, these two sworn enemies, stay together for the past few days, whether it's eating, drinking, going to the toilet, or even taking a bath and sleeping."

"Even if they want to stay away from each other, they can't exceed the ambiguous safe distance of 1,314 millimeters. How much fun would that be?"

"What?!"

When Ziqiao and Meijia heard what Yumo said, they felt as if they had been struck by lightning.

They were so busy complaining about each other that they didn't even think about eating, drinking, relieving themselves, bathing, and sleeping.

Although they had done these things together before, they were still dating back then, and the two of them were very sweet and inseparable.

Now, besides eating and drinking together, if they do anything else together... Ziqiao doesn't have much of an opinion, since he won't lose out either way.

Mika absolutely could not tolerate this happening; she would definitely pull out a knife and kill herself!

No, she will definitely castrate herself!

Upon hearing the devastating news, Ziqiao and Meijia exchanged a glance and simultaneously let out a desperate wail.

"No!!!"

Yifei rubbed her ears and turned to Yumo, saying, "Compared to those two, we don't seem so unlucky."

"agree."

"Yu Mo" and "Yi Fei" high-fived and cheered.

……

Ziqiao and Meijia were naturally quite dissatisfied with the side effects they experienced, but no amount of dissatisfaction could change the fact that they now had to stay within 1.3 meters of each other.

Faced with such a cruel reality, the two could only grit their teeth and swallow their anger, forcing themselves to accept it.

After everyone had finished checking, their long-awaited takeout finally arrived.

Having not eaten or drunk anything all day, the group was like ravenous tigers. They devoured the lavish takeout spread across the table with lightning speed, then patted their round bellies, closed their eyes, and leaned back in their chairs to digest.

"The test results are in."

With a burp, Xiao Hei took out his phone and carefully looked at the test results that had been sent: "Youyou, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Xiaoxian, your four conditions are similar to Nanfeng's before. You should recover to normal in one or two days, three to five days, and at most no more than a week."

"As for 'Yifei' and 'Yumo'..."

Xiao Hei suddenly stopped and stopped talking.

"Yifei" and "Yumo" were already extremely nervous, and Xiaohei's pause almost made their hearts stop too.

"Judging from the data alone, your situation should be the same as Nanfeng's before, but your situation is just too unscientific, and I can't guarantee that you'll be able to switch back on your own in a few days."

Xiao Hei paused for a moment, then continued, "I'll go and prepare a pair of smart monitoring bracelets for you, just like Nanfeng's. You can wear them for the next few days."

"I'll think about it some more; it shouldn't be a big problem."

Yifei and Yumo nodded.

"besides……"

Xiao Hei looked at Guan Gu and Curry Sauce: "Guan Gu, Curry, judging from the data, you two also have the problem of over-excitement. Be careful of the possible side effects these next few days."

"what?"

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce, who seemed perfectly normal, were stunned: "Is there something wrong with us too?"

"Yes, but don't worry, since neither of you has had any problems all day, the side effects shouldn't be too serious."

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce pursed their lips. They suddenly felt as if they had a bomb inside them that they didn't know if it would explode or when it would explode.

Fortunately, this bomb shouldn't be too lethal... right?

Wan Yu muttered under her breath, "Eight out of twelve people experienced side effects, a two-thirds failure rate... Xiao Hei, it seems you have a long way to go in improving this Dream Device."

Xiao Hei sighed: "In the end, it's the South Wind..."

Nanfeng asked in surprise, "Is this even related to you?"

It's no wonder Nanfeng was surprised. The current and sound waves used by the Dream Device were only a weakened version of those used in his treatment test phase. He shouldn't have any problems entering the dream world.

In fact, during previous tests with the dream device, he did not experience any side effects after entering and exiting the dream alone.

"Well, now it's a three-quarters chance of bad luck," Zhanbo continued Wanyu's rant.

"Of course, there's also your business."

Xiao Hei said with a smile, "Take good care of everyone these next few days. Once their problems are resolved, you'll need to gradually get used to your left hand, which has fully recovered its function."

Nanfeng was taken aback by what he heard. Before he could come to his senses, cheers erupted from everyone in the apartment.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)