Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 541 Yu Mo performs a miraculous feat, Yi Fei acts coquettishly and pitifully.

Amidst the cheers and jubilation, Nanfeng's breathing paused for a moment, then trembled slightly.

He lowered his head, staring blankly at his left hand, a slight smile playing on his lips.

Although Nanfeng had known since August that his left hand might be fully restored under the treatment and stimulation of the Dream Device, he never really grasped the extent of that possibility.

Even during these four months, Nanfeng vaguely noticed that his left hand seemed to be becoming more flexible and stronger, and he no longer felt that soreness and numbness when he occasionally needed to exert force with his left hand.

But he still instinctively felt that it would take a very, very long time for his left hand to fully recover.

Nanfeng had always been looking forward to this matter, but this expectation was also tinged with a little unease.

He didn't know how long this expectation would last, nor did he know if his expectations would suddenly be dashed.

It wasn't until Xiao Hei shared this joyful news today that Nanfeng realized he had entered a brand new stage in his life.

At this moment when he should have been extremely excited and cheering like everyone else, Nanfeng found himself... very calm, extremely calm.

This unexpected calm might be because he had already experienced far too much in this short day.

From the absurd dream world to Yifei and Yumo's completely unscientific "soul swap," from Youyou's ramblings to Ziqiao and Meijia's love-hate relationship of "never being separated."

With so many messy, bizarre, and absurd things as a prelude, when Nanfeng learns that his left hand has fully recovered, all he can say is... there are already too many unscientific things happening today, so one more won't make a difference.

Keep a calm mind, just keep a calm mind. After all, the light boat has already passed ten thousand mountains.

Amidst everyone's overjoyed jumping and leaping, Nanfeng, grinning foolishly with slightly reddened eyes, calmly thought to himself.

"stop!"

Although the scene of everyone happily hugging each other was heartwarming and touching, Xiao Hei still had to interrupt them.

"I know you're all very happy and excited, but it's getting late. Could you please let me finish what I have to say?"

Everyone, who had been overjoyed and beaming with excitement, paused for a moment, then sat back down, embarrassed, and gestured for Xiao Hei to continue.

"There are a few more things that require your cooperation."

Xiao Hei said with utmost seriousness, "First of all, you must keep strictly confidential everything that happened around us today, such as the dream world and the consciousness swap between Yi Fei and Yu Mo."

"Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely do not tell anyone, not even your parents or family members."

Do you understand what I mean?

Everyone nodded in understanding, but Ziqiao chuckled dismissively, "Of course we understand. We're not stupid; why would we go around telling others about something like this?"

"That's right!" everyone said in unison.

Although they are usually loud and unserious and don't seem very reliable, their IQs are all above average... except that Meijia and Curry Sauce's IQs fluctuate a little more.

However, this slight fluctuation in their intelligence did not prevent them from understanding, just like everyone else, why Xiao Hei was taking it so seriously.

Although the Dream Device developed by Xiaohei is currently only a prototype, and is as rough as it can be.

It has no major problems, but it has a lot of minor problems. Many of the necessary functions have not yet been added, and the conditions for use are very demanding. If the south wind is not blowing, the Dream Machine is just a piece of scrap metal!

However, after they came out of the dream world, even though they faced a three-quarters chance of side effects, including the unscientific fact that Yifei and Yumo swapped consciousnesses, they didn't complain at all, at most making a few grumbles.

Of course, part of the reason is that they don't want Nanfeng to feel guilty, thinking that everyone has become like this because they went to the dream world to find him.

But most importantly, everyone saw the value of the dream world hidden behind the Dream Machine.

No matter how absurd and bizarre the dream world may be, it is still a brand new world, a virtual world that belongs to them.

Putting everything else aside, if Xiao Hei can really improve and upgrade the Dream Device to his ideal form, then the Dream Device can be equated with a virtual game pod.

There's no need to even consider these vague and uncertain futures; this dream world alone is enough for everyone to waste a lifetime on.

There's also the incredible time difference between the real world and the dream world, which allows them to create all sorts of amazing possibilities between the two worlds.

Nanfeng even planned to throw Zhang Wei into the dark room of the Deep Dream to study when he was preparing for the bar exam next year.

If Zhang Wei still can't pass the bar exam under these circumstances... then he should probably switch to another industry as soon as possible.

In short, it is precisely because everyone understood these points that they fully supported Xiao Hei's work of keeping secrets.

Who knows what unpredictable consequences will occur after they reveal the Dream Machine?

As for the soul swap between Yifei and Yumo, there's even less need to discuss that.

They won't tell, they'd rather die than tell!

Even the gossipy Youyou is determined to keep today's secret and absolutely not let anyone else know.

"Don't worry, Xiao Hei, we will absolutely keep such an important matter strictly confidential."

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then continued, "Besides, I think that even if we accidentally let it slip, no one would believe us because it's so outrageous."

Xiao Hei nodded: "That's true, but we'd better be careful."

Yifei patted her chest and guaranteed, "If anyone dares to tell anyone, I'll teach them a lesson with a single flick of my wrist!"

Seeing this, Xiao Hei chuckled dryly and said, "Yi Fei, with Yu Mo looking like this, your guarantee really isn't very convincing."

"Then I'll guarantee it!"

"Yu Mo" mimicked Yi Fei's expression and slammed her hand heavily on the dining table without saying a word.

In an instant, Xiao Hei's table began to tremble violently and let out a mournful cry as if it could no longer bear the weight.

Seeing this, Xiao Hei's eyes twitched with heartache.

"I promise……"

Snapped!

Yu Mo had barely begun speaking when Xiao Hei's table finally couldn't withstand the Thunder Palm strike. It trembled and then smoothly disintegrated, leaving more than a dozen broken pieces scattered all over the ground.

As the dining table was completely destroyed, the takeout boxes on the table seemed to hang in mid-air, frozen in place, before falling to the ground with a clatter under everyone's horrified gaze, splattering leftover food and soup all over the floor.

The germaphobe Nanfeng immediately pulled her feet up the moment the lunchbox hit the ground, then spread her legs wide and placed them on the thighs of Ziqiao and Xiaoxian in a split position.

Everyone stared in disbelief, their heads bowed like petrified statues, gazing at the mess before them.

After the earlier commotion of the table breaking apart and takeout containers clattering to the ground, the entire suite of thirteen people fell silent.

A stunned silence filled the air.

Everything happened so fast that they barely had time to react to what was happening.

If it weren't for the fact that everyone still remembered the table intact, they would find it hard to believe that the messy ruins on the ground were perfectly fine just three seconds ago.

Everyone looked up blankly, staring at "Yu Mo" with strange expressions.

Yu Mo's eyes widened in shock as her gaze darted back and forth between her soft, boneless hands and the shattered remains of the table.

Is this really something she struck with her palm?

When did I become so strong!

"Yu Mo" looked at Xiao Hei with an apologetic expression, her stammering words filled with doubt and confusion: "Xiao Hei, I'm sorry."

"I just casually slapped it like Yifei did, and I only used a little force. I don't know how the table broke like this... Can I buy you a new table?"

As Yu Mo spoke, she glared angrily at Yi Fei, who had clearly figured out the cause of the table's death while apologizing to Xiao Hei.

She originally thought that since she and Yifei had such a good relationship, and they were both girls who understood each other very well, even if their minds were switched these past few days, it shouldn't cause too much trouble for either of them.

To Yu Mo's utter surprise, while she knew everything about Yi Fei, she didn't understand how Yi Fei controlled this abnormally human body.

I only used a little force, and I ended up smashing the whole table to pieces with one palm.

If I were to use all my strength, would I be able to tear the Terminator apart with my bare hands?

"Yu Mo" muttered aggrievedly, "You said consciousness swapping is unscientific, but I think the most unscientific thing in this world is your freakish fighting power, Yi Fei!"

Yifei awkwardly covered her face with her hands, but retorted defiantly, "Is it my fault that I'm too strong?"

Yifei admitted that her strength was indeed a little bit stronger than that of a normal person. In addition, she had been learning martial arts since elementary school. Although she had not developed things like internal energy that only existed in novels, she had still learned how to generate power, and her combat power was indeed a bit overpowered.

But after practicing martial arts for so many years, she has long been able to perfectly control her body, and her fighting strength does not affect her life.

Yifei never expected that Yu Mo would one day possess her body, and she never expected that Yu Mo would not know how to exert her strength, but her body would directly use the Thunder Palm move.

So the table's death... well, I can't blame myself; I'm innocent.

After checking her clothes, Nanfeng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, breathed a sigh of relief: "Very good, very clean. Luckily, I reacted quickly."

"Then why don't you take your feet off our legs!"

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian in a suit glanced at Nanfeng expressionlessly. Xiaoxian in a suit coldly retorted, "Do you know that your splits really accentuate the outline of your crotch?"

"If this continues, we don't know Zhang Wei's length, but I'm almost able to estimate yours."

Upon hearing this, Wan Yu, You You, and Curry Sauce instinctively turned their heads to look. After realizing what Xiao Xian in the suit was saying, they turned their heads away with blushes.

Nanfeng quickly closed her legs and sat down awkwardly like a little girl.

As for Xiao Hei...

At this moment, Xiao Hei, who was stunned into silence, seemed not to have recovered from the devastating news of the table's destruction.

"Little Black? Little Black?"

Meijia, who was standing to the side, tentatively waved her hand in front of his eyes, but Xiao Hei still did not react.

"Oh no, is Xiao Hei going to go crazy because of a table?"

As soon as Meijia finished speaking, Xiao Hei suddenly squatted down and silently picked up a clean piece of broken tableware, pressing it to his chest.

Then, in Shaanxi dialect, he wailed tearfully, "I'm starving! My old elm wood tabletop from the Shuiquliu Terrace is ruined by twenty years of hunger!"

"What the heck?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened upon hearing this: "Xiao Hei, have you been watching too much 'My Own Swordsman'?"

Ignoring Nanfeng's words, Xiaohei continued to wail loudly, "Zhuozhuo! Zhuozhuo! What's wrong with you, Zhuozhuo!"

"Table, you can't die! We've depended on each other for so many years, sharing joys and sorrows. I've always treated you like my own table, cleaning and using you. I never imagined that today, I, a black-haired person, would send off my black-haired table!"

"Drama queen!"

The crowd scoffed, but were also relieved. Since Xiao Hei could still act silly, then he was probably alright.

"Yu Mo" said again, "Xiao Hei, don't worry, I will definitely compensate you for the table."

Xiao Hei lowered his head and pretended to sob: "Let's not talk about whether we should pay for the table or not, but I've made such a mess here, shouldn't you guys help me clean it up...?"

As he spoke, he looked up, intending to continue feigning helplessness, only to find that he was suddenly the only person left in the entire suite.

"Damn! Did you guys bring Flash or Teleport? How did you manage to escape so fast!"

Xiao Hei looked helplessly at the mess in front of him, and shouted angrily towards the door: "Can you please show me some respect!"

"I'm a genius! A genius! How many geniuses have you ever seen who do housework by themselves!"

"So what if he's a genius? Even geniuses have to do housework. On the side, he also has to grow flowers and plants and help his sister feed the pets."

"Don't you think so, Zhanbo?"

Just a wall away from Xiao Hei, "Yi Fei," who was sneaking back to the sixth floor, asked Zhan Bo with a smile.

Seeing this, her loyal Zhanbo readily put on a fawning smile: "Sister, you're right."

Yifei hummed smugly.

Zhang Wei looked at Nanfeng, who was walking awkwardly with her legs together and taking small, shuffling steps, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Nanfeng, is this how you always walk now?"

Nanfeng's face fell upon hearing this. He coughed awkwardly a few times and explained in a low voice, "I was pulling my legs back from the splits too fast, and then..."

"Then?"

"And then it got to the balls."

Everyone chuckled.

Everyone took the elevator back to the sixth floor. Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, glanced at his phone and said, "It's getting late. Everyone should hurry up and wash up and go to rest."

"Tomorrow is Monday, and we have to go to work."

"work?!!"

Yifei and Yumo suddenly stopped in their tracks, exchanged a glance, and then remembered that they still had to go to work.

"It's all over, it ...."

The two cried out in agony.

"Yu Mo~~~, you absolutely have to help me!"

Yifei gripped Yumo's hands tightly, pouting pitifully.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)