Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 543 The Plan to Cultivate Friends of the Opposite Sex

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce saw that Zi Qiao's face was flushed red, the veins on his forehead were bulging, and his legs were shaking uncontrollably. It was clear that he wouldn't be able to hold on for much longer.

Upon seeing this, the two quickly approached.

They weren't worried about Ziqiao getting into trouble. With his daily drinking habit, four hours of sleep, and the occasional dragon-like gait and galloping physique, he still dared to put on airs in front of beautiful women. If something really happened to him, he would deserve it.

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce were worried that if Zi Qiao stumbled and fell, it would be fine if he fell, but if he also caused the dizzy Mei Jia to fall, that would be a real disaster.

Meijia's IQ is not high to begin with. If she were to fall and injure her head, she would really not be able to recite the multiplication table, not even the equation "one times seven equals seven".

Guan Gu shielded Mei Jia with both hands, lifting her off Zi Qiao's shoulders and bringing her to a stop. Curry Sauce, out of humanitarian concern, supported the swaying Zi Qiao to prevent him from falling.

Feeling dizzy from Zi Qiao's antics, Mei Jia staggered as she walked. Pointing at Guangu's empty head, she giggled, "Wow, Guangu, there are so many stars on your head!"

"Mika, you should rest for a while."

When Guan Gu saw that Mei Jia was speaking in a daze, he quickly helped her to the wall so that she could lean against it and rest.

Zi Qiao's stubbornness finally paid the price. He clutched his aching back, wincing in pain and growling, "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Curry Sauce curled her lip: "Serves you right, who told you to act tough just because someone's pretty."

"Shh!"

Ziqiao quickly covered Curry Sauce's mouth: "Keep your voice down, she'll hear you."

Curry Sauce brushed Zi Qiao's hand away and said, "That beautiful lady went to the bathroom a long time ago. Otherwise, with your weak and listless appearance just now, you still wanted to pick her up? You're just daydreaming."

"Oh?"

Ziqiao retorted stubbornly, "How can you, a little brat, be so sure I want to date her?"

Curry Sauce straightened Zi Qiao's flamboyant white suit and pointed to the red rose pinned to his chest: "I may be young, but I'm not blind. Your current outfit is more flamboyant than a peacock spreading its tail feathers."

"that is."

Guan Gu chimed in, "That beautiful lady calls you Xiao Bu instead of Zi Qiao. You can tell she's not familiar with you just by hearing that."

"And yet you still invited her to sit in our suite? Not to mention us, even the braised pork knuckle could tell you were definitely up to no good with that beautiful woman."

"Woof!"

The braised pork knuckle, who was quietly playing with a ball in the living room, nodded.

"What nonsense! What kind of talk is that!"

Ziqiao instinctively tried to straighten his back and argue, but the sharp pain in his waist made him gasp for breath.

Even so, he still stubbornly retorted, "If I hadn't spoken up just now, Guan Gu, wouldn't you have also wanted to invite her over for a chat? Does that mean you have ulterior motives towards her?"

Guan Gu was startled by Zi Qiao's words; if You You heard them, it would be terrible.

"I was just being polite, it was just courtesy!"

"Ziqiao, you're different. There's an old Chinese saying: 'Offering a Yin stem for no reason is not a sinister act...'"

"Guan Gu!"

Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao's expressions changed drastically, and they quickly corrected each other, "It's 'attentive,' it's 'fawning over'!"

"Yeah?"

Guan Gu scratched his head in confusion: "But doesn't the second half say either treachery or guidance? This is both treachery and guidance, so it should be..."

"It's flattery, it's fawning!"

Curry Sauce blushed and corrected again: "And the second half of the sentence is not either evil or treacherous, but either evil or thief."

"The 'jian' in 'cunning' is not the 'jian' in 'adultery,' and the 'dao' in 'stealing' is not..."

She waved her hand halfway through her sentence, "Never mind, I'd better go back to my bedroom and change my clothes. I got milk all over myself."

Seeing Curry Sauce's face flushed red as she hurried towards her bedroom, Guan Gu muttered curiously, "What's wrong with Curry Sauce? Isn't she an experienced driver?"

"Just like Yu Mo, high skill but low defense, and thin-skinned."

Ziqiao shrugged and explained with a grin, "Not all experienced drivers in this world are as shameless as Nanfeng and Meijia. You tell them a dirty joke one minute, and they can come up with something even more outrageous the next."

"Soga."

Guan Gu nodded as if he understood, and then he turned his head and saw Zi Qiao with a lovestruck expression.

Guan Gu frowned: "Zi Qiao, you're not really planning to pick up girls in our apartment, are you?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Ziqiao covered his mouth and whispered, "I tried to chat up Yan Yan twice before, but she ignored me both times. Today, I'm lucky that she came to me herself, so how could I let this opportunity pass me by?"

He rubbed his back and boasted smugly to Guan Gu, "As the saying goes, things don't happen more than three times. Guan Gu, just you wait and see, this time I'll definitely win her over."

"I don't want to see you do that at all."

Guan Gu advised, "Yan Yan has already said that she is 3601's friend. Regardless of who her friend is or how good their friendship is, it doesn't matter."

"Out of humanitarian considerations, Yifei, Zhanbo, and Teacher Zeng would all disagree with you dating their friends."

"If you really do that, aren't you afraid they'll puncture your tires?"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao was immediately stumped: "Guan Gu, what you said makes some sense. Dating a friend of a friend is indeed very risky... but this Yan Yan is really beautiful."

"She really is that kind of person, that kind of person..."

He gestured to Guan Gu with an S-shaped figure, saying, "Guan Gu, don't you think she's not only beautiful, but also has a really amazing figure?"

"Forehead……"

Guan Gu paused for a moment, then said in a serious tone, "Actually, it's just so-so. It mainly depends on who you compare it to."

"What if you compare it to my aunt?"

Guan Gu spoke frankly: "Youyou is no match for him at all."

"Ha, men!"

Meijia had slowly regained consciousness from the unbearable dizziness at some point. She leaned against the wall and spat at the two of them with disdain.

Guan Gu felt a little embarrassed upon hearing this, while Zi Qiao seemed unconcerned.

Suddenly, Ziqiao seemed to remember something. He tilted his head slightly and looked around, "Right, where's Auntie? Usually she'd be over by now, all lovey-dovey with you, wouldn't she?"

Guan Gu, exasperated, glared at Zi Qiao with a hint of displeasure: "You always have so much free time to flirt with pretty girls, can't you also spend a little more time paying attention to your own aunt?"

He hummed in response and continued to explain, "Youyou went to a play audition today and probably won't be back until tonight."

"interview?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow in surprise: "Are you sure?"

Upon hearing this, Meijia opened her mouth slightly, looking surprised: "Youyou's speech disorder side effects are gone?"

No, not at all.

Ziqiao and Meijia were even more confused now.

Since Youyou isn't better yet, what kind of drama audition is she going to attend?

Sleeping Beauty? A poisoned Snow White? Or a Yu Mo version of the Flower Fairy?

Meeting their questioning gazes, Guan Gu continued, "I heard from Youyou that they're going to adapt a Shakespearean play. Although I quite like Shakespeare, according to Youyou... there's not a single coherent sentence in the entire script he wrote."

"So she felt that she could give it a try even in her current state, even if she failed the interview."

"Alright."

Ziqiao shrugged and casually leaned against Meijia. He got down to business: "So I really can't flirt with that Yan Yan?"

What do you think?

Guan Gu and Mei Jia stared at Zi Qiao expressionlessly.

Zi Qiao readily compromised, saying, "Fine, fine, if you don't want to flirt, then don't. I, Lü Xiaobu, am not short of such a beauty."

The two nodded in satisfaction.

However, after a while, Ziqiao quickly asked again, unwilling to give up, "Then it's okay if I try to gain some favor, right?"

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙).

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙).

Mika gave a cold laugh and bluntly revealed the truth: "Since you're not planning to flirt with her, what's the point of trying to win her over?"

"Well..."

Ziqiao leaned slightly towards Meijia, tilting his head hesitantly, "Can't I be trying to win her over so we can be friends?"

"To be friends?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia burst into laughter.

What Zi Qiao could never tolerate was a contemptuous smile from others, a smile that seemed to say, "You? Lu Zi Qiao?"

He immediately retorted defiantly, "What? Can't I make friends?"

"Ziqiao, it's not that you can't make friends, it's that you can't make friends with the opposite sex."

Guan Gu leaned against Zi Qiao and teased, "If you don't believe me, count for yourself. Besides the girls in our apartment, how many female friends do you actually have?"

"I have plenty of female friends."

Ziqiao smiled dismissively, but Guan Gu's next words instantly petrified him.

"I'm talking about opposite-sex friends with whom you've never been in a romantic relationship or had a relationship beyond friendship."

"hiss……"

He rolled his eyes, trying to find a female friend in his database that matched what Guan Gu had described.

As a result, Ziqiao almost burned out his CPU, but still couldn't find such a simple female friend.

"Damn, what's this?!"

Zi Qiao was immediately indignant. He, Lü Zi Qiao, had a wide circle of friends and acquaintances throughout the martial arts world, yet he didn't even have a single ordinary female friend.

"That's normal," Mika said sarcastically. "For a hungry wolf like you, with the meat right in front of you, why wouldn't you eat it?"

Are you challenging me?

"Huh?" Mika looked puzzled.

"Very well, I accept your challenge!"

Ziqiao clapped his hands and said confidently, "I've decided. Today, Yan Yan is my first step towards making friends with other women besides the girls in your apartment."

"I promise I'll show you that we can be just friends!"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia exchanged a glance, then shrugged helplessly, both speechless at Zi Qiao's competitive nature.

But this is good too. At least Ziqiao won't keep trying to flirt with Yan Yan. The two of them have helped that beautiful woman solve a big problem.

Guan Gu took out his phone to check the time, then rubbed his rumbling stomach and decided to go out to find something to eat.

Originally, Meijia, the life assistant, was in charge of the meals for 3602. However, she and Ziqiao could not be too far apart now. To be on the safe side, Nanfeng and Xiaohei specifically told the two of them to try not to go out these days.

Guan Gu just happened to be free of anything else lately, so he figured he might as well help everyone solve their meal problem.

"Alright, you guys entertain this friend from 3601. I'll go get everyone breakfast and buy some groceries while I'm at it."

As he spoke, Guan Gu walked towards the door of 3602 and quickly disappeared from sight.

Ziqiao straightened up, straightened his suit and hair, and prepared to make a good impression on Yan Yan and become friends with her in the best possible way.

He pulled out some men's cologne spray from his pocket, sprayed it on again, and grinned smugly towards the restroom, saying, "Just you wait, I'm here to be your friend!"

Determined to succeed, Ziqiao strode confidently toward the sofa, his head held high and his hand on his back.

However, after taking only two steps, he felt a tingling, electric sensation throughout his body. Zi Qiao's legs went weak, and he collapsed to the ground.

Fortunately, Ziqiao reacted quickly, using the momentum of falling to roll backward, thus returning to the maximum range between him and Meijia.

Ziqiao turned around in surprise, only to see Meijia still leaning against the wall, not walking in his direction at all.

Ziqiao was very puzzled: "Chen Meijia, are you stupid? Why don't you leave?"

"You think you're so stupid? You'd just spray a mouthful of salt water at me and kill me!"

Mika, who was also shocked, looked completely unconcerned: "Please get this straight, it's you who wants to be friends with that Yan Yan, not me."

"If you want to leave, then leave. Why should I leave?"

Ziqiao asked, both amused and exasperated, "You really enjoy being electrocuted that much?"

Meijia is now clearly trying to make things difficult for Ziqiao: "So what if I get electrocuted? I don't care. Anyway, I'm leaning against the wall and I'm not going to fall down."

"If you're really that good, why don't you just stand at the door and befriend her?"

"Stop fooling around."

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia and asked bluntly, "Just tell me what you want?"

"What do I want?"

Meijia snorted, a smug smile playing on her lips: "When you were carrying me around on your shoulders, you didn't consider what I wanted. And when you used me as a barbell for squats, you didn't consider what I wanted either."

"Now you want to be friends with that beautiful girl, and you're asking me what I want?"

"I want to lean against here right now, what do you think?"

Ziqiao finally understood. It turned out that she was angry about this. He had thought that Meijia was just jealous of him trying to win over other girls.

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He reluctantly got up and walked towards Meijia, holding up a finger as he stood in front of her: "How about I buy you a whole jar of lollipops as compensation?"

Mika leaned forward slightly: "You don't think you can get rid of me with just a can of lollipops, do you?"

"What do you want?"

She smiled sweetly, but what she said was an outrageous demand.

"I want you to pay me back one month's rent... no, three months!"

"No, that's not right either, it should be six months!"

Ziqiao scoffed, "No, three months at most."

Without hesitation, Mika rejected the idea: "No, at least five months!"

"No, two months!"

"No, four months!"

"No, one month!"

"No, three months!"

"No, half a month!"

"No, one month!"

Ziqiao clapped his hands and said, "Deal, one month then."

"what?"

Meijia was still confused about what was going on, so she started counting on her fingers: "One times seven is seven, two times seven is forty-eight, March 8th is Women's Day, May 1st is Labor Day, June 1st is Children's Day..."

Ziqiao crossed his arms and watched her happily as she spent a long time reciting the multiplication table.

Finally, Mika pouted, feeling wronged, and said, "No, how did it become a month?!"

"Okay, okay, stop calculating."

With a smile, Ziqiao pulled Meijia toward the sofa, promising, "I'll treat you to another barbecue, no problem."

Mika's eyes lit up, and she blinked her big, bright eyes as she asked, "Then what about that jar of lollipops you were talking about...?"

Ziqiao shook his head helplessly.

"it is good."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)