Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 544 Guan Gu is an adjective, representing a kind of spirit.
Chapter 544 Guan Gu is an adjective, representing a spirit.
Ziqiao and Meijia sat on the sofa, and soon Curry Sauce also came out after changing her clothes.
When she heard that Ziqiao had decided to befriend that wavy-haired beauty, and that it would be just a normal friendship with the opposite sex without any intimate relationship, Curry Sauce laughed so hard she coughed repeatedly.
"Feed".
Ziqiao felt slighted, and asked with a dark face, "Is this really that funny?"
Curry Sauce laughed heartily and nodded frantically: "Brother Ziqiao, I'm not making fun of you... okay, I am making fun of you."
She patted Ziqiao on the shoulder and said in a pretentious manner, "Making friends isn't as simple as you think. I advise you to give up as soon as possible."
Upon hearing this, Ziqiao shook off Curry Sauce's hand in annoyance. He said confidently, "How hard is it to make a friend? I usually just go up and strike up a conversation, and beautiful girls will come running to say they want to be friends with me."
Meijia sneered, "That's because the beautiful women you flirt with are usually those with an IQ no higher than 80 who are all looks-obsessed, and you always like to lie to them by saying you're a rich second-generation, a director, a scientist, an alien, or some other kind of promising young man."
"If you dare to tell them that you're just a lazy bum now, that your ex-girlfriend is nearly four figures unemployed, and that you used to be a con artist selling pills, I'd like to see who would want to be your friend."
The confidence on Ziqiao's face vanished instantly.
After a while, he said guiltily, "If we're just friends, our professions and pasts shouldn't matter, right?"
Mika chuckled, while Curry Sauce honestly replied, "If we had known from the beginning that you weren't a priest, but a seasoned conman and scumbag, I doubt many of us would have tried to be friends with you."
Curry Sauce's words instantly stung Zi Qiao. No matter how good he was at deceiving himself and others, he had to admit that Curry Sauce was absolutely right.
After all, if it were Ziqiao himself, he wouldn't want to be friends with a liar who's full of lies.
but……
"But you have to let me try, how will you know I can't do it if you don't try?"
Ziqiao argued confidently, "Don't underestimate me. The reason I didn't have any close female friends before wasn't because I couldn't, but simply because I didn't want to."
Just then, Yan Yan came out of the bathroom, and Zi Qiao quickly whispered, "Today I'm going to prove to you that besides being attractive to the opposite sex, I, Lu Zi Qiao, am also exceptionally good at making friends!"
Mika and Curry exchanged a glance, and both of them smiled knowingly, as if they were watching a good show.
If it weren't for the fact that most people are at work today, they would already be on the phone sharing their fun with everyone.
[Oh my god, that scumbag Lu Ziqiao has stopped chasing girls and started making friends.]
As Yan Yan emerged from the restroom, her gaze inadvertently fell upon the handprint on Zi Qiao's cheek, and a flicker of confusion flashed in her eyes.
Just now, Ziqiao carried Meijia around and did a few squats afterward. His face turned bright red, as if he was about to spit blood.
In that situation, let alone a single slap mark, even if Meijia slapped him a few more times, no one would be able to tell.
Yan Yan asked in surprise, "Xiao Bu, what happened to your face?"
Upon hearing this, Ziqiao covered his slightly swollen cheek, a look of slight annoyance on his face: "It's nothing, just a little accident."
"Oh."
Mika subconsciously snorted, but she didn't complain about his disgusting behavior of taking off his pants in front of outsiders.
Yan Yan saw everything, but just nodded silently without asking any questions.
It's understandable that Xiao Bu wouldn't want to say what exactly happened after being slapped so hard.
"Yan Yan, please sit down."
Ziqiao stood up, supporting his back, and gave Yan Yan a bright smile.
He tried his best to show friendliness and enthusiasm with his smile, instead of his usual smile which was full of hints and provocation.
However, perhaps because it was Zi Qiao's first time, and he was very serious about developing a normal friendship with a member of the opposite sex without sleeping together, his bright smile, which was too eager to show off, immediately reminded Mei Jia of Nan Feng.
It was just Nanfeng, the one who took a photo with me and smiled so stiffly and reluctantly.
Tsk tsk tsk, it's a terrible sight.
Meijia and Curry Sauce both shook their heads, their faces showing disbelief.
As expected, Yan Yan was startled by Zi Qiao's smile.
Although they had only met three times in total, including this time, she vaguely remembered that when Lu Xiaobu came to chat her up a couple of days ago, he didn't have this stiff and perverted smile.
"Lu Xiaobu, what are you doing...?"
Yan Yan asked with a hint of trepidation. The other person's inhuman smile really triggered her uncanny valley effect, making her feel uneasy and restless.
"I'm treating you warmly as a friend."
Ziqiao emphasized the word "friend" and gestured again, saying, "Yanyan, please sit down."
"Oh, okay..."
Yan Yan nodded with a strange expression. She looked around and then noticed the blankets and pillows on the sofa.
"You guys... slept on the sofa last night?"
"Isn't it cold sleeping on the sofa in this weather?"
Yan Yan was a little curious, and at the same time, she was trying to make conversation, otherwise it would be too awkward for everyone to just sit on the sofa without saying anything.
"Uh...yes, yes, yes."
Ziqiao made up a story: "My sister and I just finished renovating our bedroom. Although we used formaldehyde-free materials, we'll sleep outside for a few days to be on the safe side."
"Your sister? Your sister!"
Meijia, who was still in a daze, didn't hear Ziqiao's lie about being his sister. She immediately scoffed, "You think you can be my brother? I might as well just cut you open and make you a father-in-law."
"This is……"
Yan Yan frowned slightly; she had a vague feeling that something was wrong.
"Actually, my sister and I had a fight, and she's being difficult with me right now!"
As Ziqiao spoke, he quickly pulled Meijia towards the door, while also urging Yanyan to sit down.
"Yan Yan, please have a seat. My sister and I will be back after we resolve our personal conflict."
Seeing Xiaobu and Meijia leave in a hurry, Yan Yan muttered under her breath, "These siblings don't seem to have had a simple argument."
Seeing that she was the only one left in the suite with this beautiful woman with big waves in her hair, Curry Sauce had no choice but to take on the responsibility of being the hostess: "Beautiful lady, please have a seat. I'll go get you a drink."
"We have carbonated drinks and juices here, what would you like to drink?"
"Juice is fine, thank you."
"You're welcome."
Curry Sauce got up to get a drink from the refrigerator, while Yan Yan sat down where Zi Qiao had been sleeping.
She thought for a moment, took out her phone and sent a few messages. Only after receiving a reply did she put her phone back in her pocket.
At that moment, she suddenly noticed that the blanket she was sitting on had a large, damp patch on her left side.
Yan Yan could still vaguely make out from the traces that the liquid that wet the quilt was some kind of cloudy, milky white liquid, and that the quilt had been wet for no more than half a day, otherwise it would have dried long ago.
Yan Yan raised an eyebrow.
Although Xiao Bu didn't say which sofa he and his sister slept on, it's quite obvious from the two different colored and styled blankets, one blue and one pink, that it's clear who's sleeping on this sofa.
After all, Little Bu wouldn't like sleeping under a blanket with cute pink bunnies, would he?
Since this quilt belongs to Ziqiao, then what is this murky, milky-white liquid...?
She suddenly had a bold and outrageous guess, but she also felt that Xiao Bu shouldn't do such a perverted thing.
It's normal for men to have desires, but...
But the person sleeping on the sofa next to him in the middle of the night was his own sister!
Surely Little Bu wouldn't refuse to go to the toilet?
As Yan Yan was thinking, the image of Zi Qiao's stiff and perverted smile suddenly flashed into her mind, making her shiver.
Perhaps, just perhaps, Xiao Bu is a bit of a pervert and enjoys this kind of special stimulation?
Yan Yan couldn't stop her wild thoughts. For a moment, she didn't know whether she should believe that most people in the world were normal and that this was probably just a misunderstanding, or whether she should believe that you can know a person's face but not their heart, and that she should assume the worst about a stranger she didn't know.
Just as she was feeling conflicted and uneasy, Yan Yan's gaze inadvertently swept over the trash can next to the sofa where she was sitting.
The trash can was overflowing with used tissues, and she could vaguely see murky white liquid on them.
Actually, these tissues were what Curry Sauce had pulled out to wipe her pajamas and the milk that had spilled all over the floor. However, to Yan Yan, who was unaware of the situation, the purpose of these wads of tissues pointed to a very strange direction.
This strange direction can perhaps be summarized by what Guan Gu just said: "Offering unsolicited favors is either a treacherous act or a deliberate attempt to mislead."
Suddenly, the swaying scales in her heart began to tilt steadily to one side.
Yan Yan suddenly recalled the bright red handprint on Xiao Bu's face from earlier; the small handprint was clearly from a girl.
Furthermore, when Xiao Bu said the slap was just a minor accident, the pained look on his face and his sister's instinctive snort made Yan Yan, who hadn't thought much of it before, feel increasingly that it was quite meaningful now that she recalled it.
She then recalled the conflicts and arguments between Xiao Bu and his sister, and the sister's earlier outburst about cutting Xiao Bu up to be her father-in-law...
……
Everything seemed to be strung together into a clearly visible network in the blink of an eye.
Now Yan Yan had an even bolder idea than the one before. No, this must be the truth!
Xiao Bu must have done something really bad in the middle of the night, which his sister discovered when she woke up. His sister slapped Xiao Bu in a flash, and that's how the two started arguing, leading to a fierce and irreconcilable conflict.
"hiss……"
Yan Yan gasped, and as she realized what had happened, she shuddered, her hair standing on end.
【This...this...】
This is absolutely insane!
【This is his own sister!!!】
Startled, Yan Yan jumped to her feet. As if she had just remembered something, she quickly looked down to check if there were any strange marks where she had been sitting.
She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the spot where she had just been sitting was clean, and then immediately tried to grab her bag and leave.
She was just waiting for someone, she never expected to get involved in such a big scandal.
I don't even know them well, why should I get involved in such an absurd thing?
I'm outta here! There's a pervert here, this is no safe place!
Yan Yan turned around, intending to grab her bag and leave, just as Curry Sauce returned from the refrigerator after taking some juice.
Without realizing it, she stepped in front of Yan Yan and said, "Here, beautiful sister, this is your drink."
Just as Yan Yan was about to make up an excuse to leave, she saw Xiao Bu and his sister walk in chatting and laughing, and they closed the door behind them.
Yan Yan blushed with embarrassment upon seeing this.
……
Just now, Ziqiao pulled Meijia to the elevator entrance and questioned her why she would bother him to make friends after already accepting his benefits.
However, Meijia felt that the benefit she had just received was merely compensation for being roughly carried on Ziqiao's shoulder and run around like the Flash, leaving her dizzy in the end.
If Ziqiao wants me to help him make friends as his sister... sorry, that's a different price.
Ziqiao would never agree to Meijia's increasingly outrageous blackmail at first. He knew Meijia too well; when she got going, she was no less demanding than Teacher Zeng.
If he actually agreed to her request, who knows what excuse Mika would come up with to trick him later?
However, if Ziqiao understands Meijia, does that mean Meijia doesn't understand Ziqiao?
Ziqiao is holding back a lot of anger right now. He wants to prove that he is also capable of making normal friends with the opposite sex.
At times like this, as long as you use reverse psychology to provoke Zi Qiao, just like Nan Feng did before, it will be extremely effective!
Even if he abandons Yan Yan as his target and chooses other girls to befriend, he still has to find a way to get her to cooperate.
It's because the two of them have to stick together now and can't be separated.
Mika: O(∩_∩)O.
……
In response, Ziqiao had no choice but to make another painful sacrifice, exchanging a month's rent for Meijia's cooperation.
As for where he got the money... well, thank Elizabeth for that big red envelope.
Zi Qiao, who always spends all his money and borrows from others when he's broke, surprisingly didn't squander the large red envelope Elizabeth gave him, for some unknown reason.
He only had this much spare money, and as a result, Meijia swindled a lot of it away.
Fortunately, after receiving the benefits, Meijia immediately changed her attitude and showed the service attitude that a professional who is paid to do things should have.
For some reason, seeing Meijia's sweet and lovely smile, Ziqiao suddenly felt... that he should pay a month's rent in exchange for Meijia's service...
Well, it's not a complete loss, even if it's barely acceptable.
So the two of them returned to 3602, chatting and laughing, and saw Yan Yan still standing there.
Ziqiao asked in surprise, "Yanyan, why haven't you sat down yet?"
Meijia couldn't understand it either. This beautiful woman with big waves came to their suite just to sit here and wait for someone.
So what is she doing standing there like an idiot?
Moreover, Meijia wasn't sure if it was just her imagination, but she always felt that Yan Yan's gaze towards her and Zi Qiao was very strange.
That look is exactly like looking at... a pervert and his victim?
I'm coming
I'm going to the hospital for a follow-up check-up tomorrow. If the report comes back normal, I'll resume double updates. If there are any problems, I'll have to wait until I get the report and make another appointment with the doctor to get the medication before I can resume updates. Otherwise, even if I resume double updates, I'll still have to take time off to go to the hospital.
However, I know my body well, so it shouldn't be a big problem. Let's all wait for the good news that I'll be able to update twice a week and even update a lot more frequently.
(End of this chapter)
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