Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 545 Zi Qiao, who does the work for others

Upon hearing Ziqiao's surprised question, Yan Yan chuckled dryly and said, "Sit down, sit down, I was planning to sit down anyway."

As she spoke, she glanced down again at the marks on Ziqiao's blanket, then decisively picked up her bag and sat down on the sofa opposite.

Seeing this, Meijia nudged Ziqiao and muttered softly, "See, I told you your blanket was really ugly."

"Even the big-waisted beauties look down on it."

Ziqiao hummed softly, clearly unimpressed.

So what if the blanket is ugly? Making friends isn't about how good or bad the blanket looks; it's mainly about your own outstanding personality.

Ziqiao, still fantasizing about making friends through his personal charm, is clearly unaware that in Yan Yan's heart, his already limited personal charm has long been shattered.

With Meijia as his wingman, Ziqiao was confidently about to sit down and begin his plan to make friends.

As a result, Yan Yan, who had sat down on the other sofa, got up in a hurry before she had even sat down for three seconds, which startled Mei Jia, who thought that something on the sofa had burned her.

She let out an extremely affected "Ah," and then said in a flustered manner, "I, I, I suddenly remembered that the gas at home wasn't turned off, I have to hurry back and turn it off."

Perhaps it was because Yan Yan was too nervous, or perhaps it was because she wasn't very good at lying. When she gave this reason, her eyes darted around, her limbs stiffened, and she even repeated herself when she spoke.

Not to mention Ziqiao and Meijia, these seasoned con artists who have deceived countless people, even Curry Sauce could tell that she was lying.

And this excuse... doesn't it sound familiar to them?

By the way, the night Guan Gu confessed his feelings to Youyou, he used the same excuse when he tried to slip away.

……

So, are all these guys who can't lie using the same excuse?

Yan Yan felt increasingly flustered as she watched Mei Jia and the other two staring at her with extremely strange looks.

She asked tentatively, "None of you believe me?"

Ziqiao and the others instinctively shook their heads, but then, afraid of hurting Yan Yan's feelings, they quickly nodded and chuckled to show their trust: "We believe you, of course we believe you."

Yan Yan was quite aware of her lying ability, especially since the expressions of the three of them were no more natural than when she was lying earlier.

She put her hand to her forehead and muttered to herself, "If I had known it would be like this, I would have practiced lying before."

"What?" Ziqiao asked instinctively.

"fine."

Yan Yan instinctively responded, but then, realizing something was wrong, she suddenly cried out, "No, something's wrong!"

Curry Sauce asked, looking bewildered, "So, do you have something to say or not?"

"Something's wrong! Something's wrong!" Yan Yan grabbed her bag and hurriedly headed for the door. "I mean, I have something to do, I have to go now."

"What?!"

Ziqiao screamed, several decibels louder than Yan Yan who had just been yelling.

He reached out to stop Yan Yan, saying without hesitation, "No, you can't leave!"

At this moment, Ziqiao was extremely anxious. He had just declared in front of everyone in 3602 that he wanted to be friends with Yan Yan. He had even cut off a piece of his own flesh to bribe Meijia, his wingman, for this.

He had already made grand promises and spent money, and his plan to make friends was about to officially begin.

As a result, Yan Yan told herself that she had to leave now?

"You're leaving now? Then why did you come in in the first place?"

If I let her go, I'll not only lose face, but I'll also have wasted my money!

Upon thinking of this, Ziqiao felt like crying but couldn't, and gritted his teeth.

He would rather try his best and still fail in the end than have his attempt to make friends fail before it even begins.

What's the difference between this and your girlfriend telling you she's on her period only after you've already taken your pants off?

Yan Yan, who wanted to leave quickly, was frightened by Zi Qiao's blocking her way. You see, in Yan Yan's mind, Zi Qiao is now a pervert who even has thoughts about his own sister.

A pervert blocked her way, who knows what he wanted to do!

She stared at the clenched teeth and obviously abnormal "pervert" in front of her, and timidly took a few steps back.

"Um, Yan Yan, don't misunderstand. Xiao Bu didn't mean to stop you from leaving."

Meijia quickly pinched Ziqiao hard from behind, making him gasp in pain.

She then subtly stepped on Ziqiao's foot, which stopped Ziqiao from letting out a cry of pain.

Meijia knew that although Ziqiao was usually a cunning fox, he could be just as childish as Yifei when he got carried away.

No matter how childish you are, you can't act like you've lost your mind and stop someone from leaving.

This wavy-haired beauty wasn't their friend or acquaintance, yet Ziqiao was blocking her like this. Anyone who knew him would think he wanted to befriend her, but anyone who didn't would think the three of them were planning to kidnap her.

Mika may be a bit silly and cute, but her professional attitude when it comes to getting things done for money is unquestionable.

She smiled sweetly at Yan Yan and tried her best to smooth things over for Zi Qiao: "Xiao Bu... my brother meant that since you're already here, you should at least have something to drink before you leave, otherwise it will seem like we're not treating our guests well."

"Yeah?"

Yan Yan swallowed hard and asked tremblingly.

"Yes, definitely!"

Meijia pinched Ziqiao on the back again as she spoke. Ziqiao gasped in pain but nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, you're not in a hurry anyway, how about we get something to drink before you leave?"

He was just acting impulsively. If he still doesn't understand how stupid his actions were, then he wouldn't be Lu Ziqiao.

"Forehead……"

Yan Yan hesitated upon hearing this. She didn't really want to be with Zi Qiao, that freak, but...

However, people are always curious about unknown gossip.

Although Yan Yan rationally didn't want to know too much, people's emotions and rationality are often inconsistent.

It's like how many people find videos of things like trimming cow hooves, cleaning ears, and popping pimples disgusting, but they still can't help but watch them.

Before she could hesitate for long, Curry Sauce, who had been holding the juice, quickly handed it to Yan Yan at Zi Qiao's prompting glance.

Yan Yan hesitated before taking the juice. She ignored the perverted Zi Qiao and glanced at the sweet and lovely Mei Jia and the well-behaved Curry Sauce.

If I'm just sitting here having a glass of juice, there shouldn't be any problem... right?

She sat down silently.

Seeing Yan Yan sit down, Zi Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he was curious as to why Yan Yan, who was fine at first, suddenly made up an excuse to leave, he was pressed for time and had a heavy workload, so now was not the right time to ask.

Ziqiao straightened his suit, and a confident look returned to his face.

Even if he only has the time it takes Yan Yan to finish a glass of juice, that's enough for him.

You see, he's a Casanova, invincible in the dating scene. Things as difficult as picking up girls are a piece of cake for him; making ordinary female friends is a piece of cake, isn't it?

Ziqiao was very confident in his interpersonal skills. He even thought that he only needed a few words to completely change Yan Yan's opinion of him!

Yes, Ziqiao is that confident and completely unafraid of being proven wrong.

He wanted to show Meijia and Curry Sauce what a true master really was!

Zi Qiao, beaming with pride, revealed a triumphant smile.

Perhaps because he was too carried away with his pride, Ziqiao subconsciously asked, "Yan Yan, excuse me... are you lonely tonight?"

"puff!"

Yan Yan had just sat down and taken a sip of juice when she heard Zi Qiao's shocking words and was so startled that she spat out all the juice in her mouth.

What, what, what is this problem?!

What is this pervert trying to do?!

Upon hearing Zi Qiao's words, Mei Jia and Curry Sauce's legs went weak and their vision went black.

[Lu Ziqiao, is this how you make friends with the opposite sex?]

[...While you've always approached relationships with the opposite sex this way, this time is different.]

[You actually dared to say something like this, suggesting a casual hookup?!]

The two exchanged a silent glance and sighed, feeling both amused and exasperated.

They originally thought that no matter how bad Ziqiao was at making ordinary friends, he could at least keep up with chatting for ten or so sentences.

But he did something quite different; with just one sentence, he effectively killed the game.

Realizing he had misspoke, Ziqiao became even more flustered after hearing Meijia and Curry Sauce sigh. So he blurted out, "Sorry, it's just my job."

The moment the words "occupational disease" were uttered, Yan Yan, who was already incredibly shocked, was so startled that she coughed repeatedly.

She jumped to her feet, staring at Ziqiao incredulously: "Occupational hazard? Didn't you tell me you were a poet?!"

"Well..."

Having twice misspoke, Zi Qiao painfully held his forehead. In this situation, not only would a womanizer be helpless, but even the God of Love would be powerless to help him.

At this moment, all he could do was close his eyes and, as a last resort, make up a story: "Actually, I was just joking."

"Yan Yan, as you know, I'm a poet, and cultured people like to make slightly risqué jokes."

"Otherwise, why would there be a term like 'literati' or 'poets'?"

"hehe……"

Before Yan Yan could react, Mei Jia and Curry Sauce had already burst out laughing awkwardly.

That's such a lame joke.

[Ziqiao is beyond saving today. Let's just carry him away and bury him.]

"Then keep being provocative."

Yan Yan sneered, and without saying a word, she picked up her bag and retreated towards the door.

She's just not very good at lying; it's not like she can't tell if someone else is lying.

Moreover, Yan Yan already had a terrible impression of Zi Qiao. So, of course, she couldn't possibly believe Zi Qiao's excuses now.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao's image in her mind became increasingly worse.

From this perspective, Ziqiao's confident declaration in his heart was indeed not proven wrong; he managed to completely change Yan Yan's opinion of him with just a few words.

Yan Yan initially thought Zi Qiao was just a pervert with lewd thoughts about his sister, but now it seems that he is completely and utterly a perverted scumbag who has lewd thoughts about all pretty girls.

amount……

Well, her idea wasn't entirely unfair to Ziqiao; he had indeed had lewd thoughts about all pretty girls.

Mingming Yan Yan was wrong from the very beginning, and her ideas in the middle were never correct. You could even say that she was wrong all the way through... but in the end, she actually guessed right.

It can only be said that this is a talent, a talent that Guan Gu can only envy.

[Guan Gu: ???]

Seeing that Yan Yan was about to leave, Zi Qiao knew that his idea of ​​making friends was hopeless, but he still tried his best to explain: "Yan Yan, don't misunderstand, I just wanted to make friends with you."

"Making friends? Is this how you make friends?"

With a cold face, Yan Yan looked at Zi Qiao with disdain and said, "I politely rejected you the first time you tried to chat me up, but now I'll just be blunt."

"When I make friends, I prefer people who are moral and have substance, rather than those who are all show and no substance."

"We absolutely, absolutely, absolutely can't be friends!"

Ziqiao stared wide-eyed in astonishment: "No, how am I lacking in substance?"

Upon hearing this, Curry Sauce muttered softly, "So, is Brother Ziqiao admitting that he has no morals?"

Meijia expressed her understanding: "Ziqiao, no one would believe him even if he said he had morals."

Yan Yan sneered and strode away from 3602.

When she opened the door to 3602, she bumped right into Xiaoxian, who was late and dressed in a suit.

"Sorry, I was delayed by an urgent matter, but I hope I'm not too late."

As Xiao Xian in the suit was speaking, he suddenly twitched his nose and then looked at the three people in room 3602 with a hint of surprise.

He sensed something was off about the atmosphere in the suite, but he didn't understand what had happened.

"Teacher Zeng...Xian!"

Curry Sauce changed her tune and asked, "Is she your friend?"

"Yes, Yan Yan is a colleague in our radio station's human resources department. We've only known each other for a short time."

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, answered casually.

"Xiaoxian!"

As if seeing a savior, Yan Yan quickly hid behind Xiao Xian in his suit. Peeking out, she added insult to injury to Zi Qiao, "Xiao Bu, you really should learn from Xiao Xian. You both live in the same apartment building, but he's much more cultured than you!"

Yan Yan didn't bring up any moral issues. In her opinion, even a random person on the street would be much more moral than Zi Qiao.

That's indeed the case.

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao was struck dumb. He clutched his chest and retreated in disbelief.

Instantly, the sound of Ziqiao breaking through the defenses echoed throughout 3602.

"I have no substance?"

"I! I'm Lu Xiaobu! I have no substance!"

"I'm not as cultured as Teacher Zeng?!"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian in the suit turned as black as the bottom of a pot. After all this time, what Zi Qiao couldn't accept was that he was still inferior to him?

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, snorted, then said calmly, "Yan Yan, let's go."

"good!"

Yan Yan readily agreed; she didn't want to stay here any longer.

Seeing that Yan Yan's attitude towards him was completely different from before, Xiao Xian in the suit chuckled to himself.

Although she didn't understand what Ziqiao had done, with his help, Yan Yan's affection for her had clearly increased significantly.

Ziqiao truly lives up to his reputation as Zeng Xiaoxian's good brother. He's willing to sacrifice his own image to help him with whatever he needs most right now.

So touching, so incredibly touching!

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, gave Zi Qiao a bright smile.

Ziqiao was very familiar with this smile; he smiled at his wingman the same way when he achieved his goal.

So... I became his wingman?!

As Xiao Xian and Yan Yan left, Zi Qiao collapsed to his knees in despair, and at that moment, a strange melody seemed to begin to echo in 3602.

Snowflakes are falling, and the north wind is howling.

The world is a vast, boundless expanse.

Zi Qiao, whose confidence had been severely shattered, cried out in anguish to the heavens.

"No!!!"

"No!!!"

Upon learning that she had once again delivered the documents to the wrong address, "Yu Mo" slumped back in her chair and let out a long, helpless howl.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)