Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 551 Mr. Hu, the Schizophrenic

More than half an hour later, Nanfeng, who had already finished eating, pursed his thin lips and looked at "Yu Mo" who was still enjoying his meal with a complicated expression.

It was the first time he had ever seen someone eat so fast while still maintaining basic table manners.

Could it be that... given the speed at which "Yu Mo" is eating, she is actually already being quite restrained?

As Nanfeng considered this possibility, his gaze toward "Yu Mo" became increasingly strange.

He originally just wanted "Yu Mo" to eat more so that she wouldn't go hungry. However, Nan Feng clearly underestimated how strong a foodie who had controlled her diet for many years would be after she completely let go of the restrictions.

Anyway, from the moment we left until now, Nanfeng has never seen "Yu Mo" stop talking.

Hamburgers, grilled chicken, cola, milk tea, and a whole bunch of other fried foods with alarmingly high calorie counts...

Even if Yifei is a martial artist, she wouldn't gain weight even if she ate a lot normally. But with Yu Mo's eating habits, not to mention Yifei, even the White Bone Demon would gain a few pounds.

Nanfeng really wanted to record Yu Mo eating and share it with everyone in the apartment.

Especially the three "gluttons" in the apartment: Yifei, Ziqiao, and Curry Sauce. I have to show them what a real glutton is!

It's no exaggeration to say that the meal Yu Mo ate was enough to amaze Yi Fei herself, make Zi Qiao hesitate, and make Curry Sauce retreat.

Nanfeng partially covered his face, concealing the twitching corners of his mouth.

Fortunately, "Yu Mo" is currently using Yi Fei's body. Yi Fei usually eats a lot, so even if she occasionally overeats, it's not a big problem.

If it were her, someone who has been controlling her diet for many years and doesn't even dare to indulge in the occasional treat,

Nanfeng was really worried that something might happen to Yu Mo, who had eaten so much at once.

It's worth noting that Ziqiao's duodenal ulcer, which resulted from his binge eating, only happened last year.

Fortunately, while Yu Mo's appetite is limitless, Yi Fei's stomach capacity is limited.

With a long, satisfying burp, comparable to Teacher Zeng's, "Yu Mo" touched her protruding belly and finally smiled contentedly.

Nanfeng chuckled and teased, "You seem to be enjoying your meal quite a bit, almost forgetting all about maintaining your goddess image."

"What image or not?"

"Yu Mo" hiccuped again, then waved her hand, seemingly indifferent to her appearance: "Anyway, it's Yi Fei who's unkempt, what does it have to do with me?"

Nanfeng chuckled upon hearing this: "Well, well, you've even learned to apply what you've learned to other situations. You're really something."

Yu Mo grinned and said, "Not at all, it's all thanks to Teacher Nanfeng's excellent teaching."

Just as Nanfeng was about to say something, Zhanbo and the other two, who had finished their immersive chat and started packing their things, finally noticed them.

"Nanfeng, you're here! I was just about to call you and ask you to come over."

Zhanbo waved happily to Nanfeng, but his smile froze when he saw the familiar figure next to Nanfeng.

"Sis! What are you doing here!"

When Zhanbo saw Yifei's appearance, he panicked. This 1.93-meter-tall man was so frightened that he shrank behind the tiny Zhuge Dali, which was quite like burying his head in the sand.

However, Zhanbo quickly realized that his older sister was no longer his older sister but Yu Mo. The current Yu Mo was actually his older sister, but in front of Zhao Wuliang and Zhuge Dali, he still had to pretend that his older sister, who was now Yu Mo, was his older sister...

Although the thought process was a little convoluted, Zhanbo quickly figured it out.

He said he had repeatedly told Nanfeng not to tell anyone about these things, especially his older sister. Given Nanfeng's personality, he wouldn't betray him behind his back.

Zhanbo peeked out from behind Zhuge Dali, looking embarrassed, and said with a smile, "Sis~"

Zhuge Dali greeted the two of them as usual: "Brother, Teacher Hu."

Zhao Wuliang glanced at Yifei, then stared at Zhanbo with a strange expression.

It turns out that the actress who came to the company earlier claiming she was pregnant with Zhanbo's child and accusing him of being a heartless man was actually Zhanbo's sister.

Are siblings these days having such elaborate games?

Zhao Wuliang, an only child, said he couldn't understand it at all.

Nanfeng nodded and smiled at Zhanbo and Dali's greetings, while "Yu Mo" planned to trick Zhanbo.

She squinted slightly and asked in Yifei's tone, "Zhanbo~, how did your chat go?"

She might not be able to convincingly portray Yifei at work, but she knows the real Yifei all too well.

Especially that "Zhanbo~", it absolutely captured the essence of Yifei.

Sure enough, Zhanbo was startled by the familiar call and instinctively put on that humble, ingratiating look: "Dear older sister, we've talked about almost everything, and we should have the results tonight."

After Zhanbo finished speaking, he looked up at Nanfeng, his eyes clearly asking: "Did my older sister switch back?"

The south wind shook its head.

Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief, then gestured towards Nanfeng with his lip: "So you've already told Sister Yumo?"

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Zhanbo: [Am I the kind of person who values ​​romance over friendship?]

Zhanbo blinked: [Aren't you?]

Nanfeng almost laughed out of anger at Zhanbo.

Come here, Lu Zhanbo, tell me.

[Now that Yu Mo looks like Yi Fei, does she even have the appeal of being "sexy" to me?]

Zhanbo gave an embarrassed smile and hid behind Zhuge Dali again.

Dali turned to look at Zhanbo with a puzzled expression. She didn't quite understand why Zhanbo didn't choose to hide behind Zhao Wuliang. Did he think she looked safer than Zhao Wuliang?

When Yu Mo heard that the results would be available tonight, she raised an eyebrow. Just as she was about to continue speaking, a sudden burp interrupted her.

The three then noticed the pile of bones and clumps of miscellaneous wrapping paper on Nanfeng and "Yu Mo's" table.

Zhanbo's eyes widened, and he stammered, "This...this is all what you ate?"

Dali glanced at the bones, wrappers, and empty cups of milk tea and cola on the table. From these, she deduced the calories of the meal the two had consumed. The final result made even the usually emotionless Zhuge Dali gasp in shock.

"Brother, Teacher Hu, the calories in your meal are equivalent to the total calories a normal person eats in three days."

Dali kindly reminded them: "Even if you don't consider the sudden illnesses that may be caused by overeating, if you keep eating like this, your weight gain index will exceed the inflation index in less than a month."

"If you want to lose weight again by then, the weight loss trend will likely follow the downward trend of housing prices in Shanghai—meaning it will be a long way off."

Yu Mo was stunned by Dali's words.

Nanfeng, my god-sister... she speaks in such a cool way.

Nanfeng chuckled upon hearing this and unhesitatingly exposed Yu Mo's secret: "I didn't eat much at this meal; what you're seeing now is what she ate."

"But Dali, you don't need to worry too much. Your teacher Hu is currently gaining weight, so it's normal for him to eat a little more."

"Gaining weight?"

Zhanbo and Zhao Wuliang stared at "Yu Mo" with strange eyes.

"Don't listen to his nonsense!"

Yu Mo rolled her eyes at Nan Feng. She subconsciously stretched out her leg, wanting to kick Nan Feng as usual, but when she thought of the bruises on Nan Feng's arm, Yu Mo didn't dare to kick him.

"snort."

She snorted and could only sulk to herself.

Zhanbo took out his phone and glanced at the time. He exclaimed, "Nanfeng, lunch break is almost over. Zhao Wuliang and I need to hurry back to the company."

Nanfeng nodded, stood up and said, "Then I'll take you back first."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo pouted even more dejectedly: "You're leaving already?"

Nanfeng chuckled softly, "Even if we don't leave, you won't have a moment's rest this afternoon."

"That's true."

"Yu Mo" muttered softly.

The thought of having to work herself to the bone this afternoon while "Yifei" could enjoy her paid vacation in her apartment made her feel indescribably sad.

Nanfeng looked at the dejected Yu Mo and didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he asked a question as if he were possessed.

"How about... I buy you an ice cream too?"

"good!"

Yu Mo's eyes suddenly lit up.

……

After Nanfeng bought ice cream for "Yu Mo", he gave Dali a few more instructions and then left quickly under the urging of Zhanbo and Zhao Wuliang.

He first drove the two back to the company, then drove the Digger Zero back to his apartment.

As soon as he got back to his apartment, he received a call from Zhuge Dali.

Zhuge Dali made a startling statement: "Brother, I think Teacher Hu seems to be showing signs of schizophrenia."

Schizophrenia?

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow upon hearing this: "What trouble has she caused this time?"

"She just stopped me and asked me a lot of questions about you. I found that her behavior, actions, tone of voice, and even her expression were quite different from the Teacher Hu I know."

"So I probed her a little and found that she still had a lot of memories of work and life. I don't have much research on psychology and mental illness yet, but I think Ms. Hu's condition is already very serious."

"Shouldn't you take her to a psychiatrist for a checkup?"

Nanfeng finally understood. It turned out that "Yu Mo" was a terrible actress and loved to hang around in front of Dali, the genius girl. That's why Dali noticed something was wrong with her after only a short while.

In other words, Dali wouldn't think of something as unscientific as consciousness swapping, otherwise "Yu Mo" would have already talked it out of proportion.

Nanfeng smiled helplessly. He couldn't tell Dali about the Dream Device and the soul swap, so he could only laugh awkwardly and agree to take "Yu Mo" to the psychiatrist for a checkup this weekend.

After Nanfeng hung up the phone and returned to the sixth floor, he went straight into room 3602.

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao, who looked utterly dejected, and asked, "I heard him going crazy downstairs, so what happened this time?"

Curry Sauce explained in a low voice, "Brother Ziqiao is completely outmatched when it comes to making friends."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng immediately became interested.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)