Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 552 Ziqiao's Terrifying Fantasies

Next, Meijia and Guangu recounted what had happened that morning, one after the other.

After listening, Nanfeng scoffed, speechless. He had initially thought that Curry Sauce meant picking up girls when she said "making friends," but it turned out that she really just meant making friends.

He put his arm around Ziqiao's shoulder and asked, "Ziqiao, have you been upset about this all morning?"

"That shouldn't be the case. You make mistakes all the time, so why haven't I seen you get this angry before?"

"How can that be the same? This time it's Teacher Zeng, it's Teacher Zeng!"

Zi Qiao immediately shouted at the top of his lungs: "I, Lu Zi Qiao, am dashing and handsome. I have always been the one who uses other men as stepping stones. No other man has ever used me to win the favor of beautiful women."

"As a result, not only was I used as a wingman by Teacher Zeng, but Yan Yan even said that I was not as cultured as Teacher Zeng!"

"I am Lü Ziqiao!"

"I'm actually less insightful than Teacher Zeng, who watches melodramas all the time!"

"Teacher Shih-Hsien!!!"

Meijia and the other two shouted in unison.

Guan Gu sighed and reiterated, "We've told you so many times, he's Teacher Zeng's imaginary partner, not Teacher Zeng himself."

"If it were Teacher Zeng himself, he would definitely not be a match for you."

Ziqiao had his own twisted logic: "I don't care if he is Teacher Zeng's fantasy partner or not. In my eyes, Teacher Zeng and Teacher Xian are the same."

"I tried to chat up Yan Yan twice before, but she ignored me. Teacher Xian has only been out for a day and he's already maxed out her favorability."

"And they even used me as a stepping stone!"

Ziqiao grew increasingly agitated: "No, what gives him the right?!"

Meijia looked at Ziqiao with increasing disdain: "Just because of Yan Yan, you're so angry?"

"Lu Ziqiao, you're really getting worse as you get older."

"Ziqiao's anger isn't because of Yan Yan at all; it's clearly because of Teacher Zeng."

Nanfeng scoffed, "Don't mind him, he's just getting stuck on a futile point."

"There's a saying that goes something like this: 'I'm afraid my brothers are suffering, but I'm also afraid they're driving Land Rovers.' That's exactly how Zi Qiao feels right now."

Ziqiao snorted, but he was powerless to refute it, because what Nanfeng said was the truth.

Is Yan Yan pretty?

Pretty.

Is Yan Yan sexy?

sexy.

Does Ziqiao like Yan Yan?

like.

Is she important?

Of course, it doesn't matter at all.

To Ziqiao, Yanyan was like a beautiful and pleasing fish in a pond, or a straight and tall tree in a forest.

He liked her, but he could also easily give up pursuing her just because she was a friend of a friend.

While the failure to make friends was certainly disheartening, it was his good friend's success that made him most dejected.

You know, not long ago I was teaching Teacher Zeng Lüshi Chunqiu. Back then, that idiot just couldn't learn it no matter what he did. But he just switched to his fantasy partner's body and was able to chat up the girls that I hadn't been able to chat up before.

Zeng Xiaoxian, you deserve to die!!!

Then, Nanfeng asked, "I can understand Ziqiao having a long face, but why do the three of you all look so gloomy?"

The three of them exchanged a glance and sighed in unison.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and said seriously, "We're thinking about something very important."

"What is it?"

"Nanfeng, do you think Teacher Xian likes Yifei?"

"Of course..."

Nanfeng stopped halfway through her sentence, realizing that this question was indeed not so easy to answer.

Although Teacher Xian is another side of Teacher Zeng, or even his other personality, there is no rule that says two personalities must fall in love with the same girl at the same time.

Nanfeng even wondered if Teacher Xian, with his character and personality, would actually have feelings for the opposite sex.

It's important to know that his birth wasn't solely due to Teacher Zeng himself, but also largely thanks to our Ms. Laura.

"So you guys think that Teacher Xian likes that Yan Yan?"

The three nodded, then shook their heads.

Curry Sauce said, "We don't know who Teacher Xian likes or dislikes. Our main concern is that since he rarely gets to come out, he might... do something a bit too outrageous."

Nanfeng understood their concerns.

After all, it would be dangerous and troublesome for a fantasy partner who only exists in the virtual world to suddenly appear in reality without any restrictions.

For example, if it weren't Xiao Xian in a suit who appeared this time, but Mario and Xiao Nanfeng, two little brats whose mental age is less than an adult combined, then everyone in the apartment would be busy taking care of these unruly kids.

Xiao Xian in a suit is a very mature person, but this maturity is not always a good thing.

The appearance of Xiao Nanfeng and Mario caused a bit of a ruckus, but no one knew what Xiao Xian in the suit would do during this time, which might be the only time he ever appeared in reality.

Meijia said anxiously, "We're mainly worried that he'll mess things up and then just walk away."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng stroked her chin, hesitatingly saying, "Teacher Xian probably wouldn't, and what kind of trouble could he possibly cause?"

Meijia thought for a moment, then said cautiously, "For example, leaving Teacher Zeng with a girlfriend, leaving Teacher Zeng with a girlfriend, leaving Teacher Zeng with a girlfriend... leaving Teacher Zeng with a girlfriend!"

Nanfeng looked at Meijia: "You don't need to repeat yourself like this so many times, do you?"

Mika disagreed, saying, "No, I'm not repeating the number, I'm just stating the number."

"You mean he'll leave Teacher Zeng with so many girlfriends?"

Nanfeng chuckled, "That's great! Then we'll be able to see Teacher Zeng, who's divided into seven parts."

As he spoke, he made a gesture of chopping off a head with a machete.

"Nanfeng, stop messing around, we're serious."

Guan Gu said seriously, "If he were just enjoying life, that would be one thing, but seeing that Teacher Xian has hooked up with Yan Yan in less than a day, he is clearly developing in the direction of Zi Qiao's dragon tail swinging and galloping horse."

Upon hearing the phrase "the dragon wags its tail, the horse gallops," Zi Qiao was instantly jolted awake, as if he had just realized what Mei Jia and Guangu were talking about.

He screamed, "You mean Mr. Xian probably wasn't satisfied with just hitting on Yan Yan, a beautiful girl, and he's going to hit on other beautiful girls too?"

Curry Sauce asked curiously, "Isn't that what we've been saying all along? Brother Ziqiao, haven't you been listening to us at all?"

"...I was just mentally stabbing Teacher Zeng in the back."

"cut."

The crowd sneered in unison.

"Now is not the time to look down on me!"

After realizing that Xiao Xian in a suit might continue to flirt with other beautiful women, Zi Qiao felt an unprecedented sense of crisis.

You have to understand that there are only so many beautiful women around Love Apartment, so this area can only have one playboy like me.

If Teacher Xian really develops into a playboy, he will steal other prey he sets his sights on, just like he stole Yan Yan!

No, Teacher Xian has a higher education, a better job, more money, and is smarter and wiser than me. Even his fatal weaknesses of being lewd and shameless have been overcome.

He'll steal all the big-breasted, brainless beauties in the apartment!

Zi Qiao's eyes widened in terror, and in his expanding, dark pupils, the image of the Sunny Day Bar seemed to be reflected...

……

In Ziqiao's imagined sunny bar, Teacher Xian sat with his legs crossed on a sofa, holding a wine glass and sporting a sly, amorous smile.

Surrounding him were one familiar beauty after another: Yao Yao, Qian Qian, Yan Yan, Nini, Xiao Li, Xiao Xue, Gu Lan, Sarah, Lisa, Nuolan...

These beautiful women nestled close to him, each gazing at Xiao Xian in his suit with intense affection.

[The handsome young man in the suit accepted all comers without hesitation. He laughed heartily, pulled them into his arms, and gently kissed their pink lips.]

[Meanwhile, Ziqiao could only stand in a secluded corner, silently watching the group of beautiful women surrounding Teacher Xian, and then idly masturbating to the steel pipe sandwiched between his legs.]

[...Don't ask him why he suddenly started inserting a steel pipe between his legs; it might be his only form of entertainment in his later years as a widow.]

Just when Ziqiao thought nothing could be worse than the scene before him, he saw Meijia push open the bar door and sweetly throw herself into Xiaoxian's arms.

【Then……】

"No!!!"

Ziqiao jumped up from the sofa, his voice trembling as he said, "No, we absolutely can't let him do that!"

"What's on your mind?"

The four were startled by Zi Qiao's strange behavior. They looked in the direction of Zi Qiao's terrified gaze, as if trying to connect with Zi Qiao's imagination in this way.

Unfortunately, the local area network connection failed.

"What I think of is not important!"

Ziqiao said urgently, "The important thing is that we must prevent him from having many girlfriends!"

"Even if we take a step back and assume that Mr. Xian didn't have that many girlfriends, Mr. Zeng is still a virgin. What if he lost his virginity in such a muddled way? Wouldn't that be a huge loss for Mr. Zeng?"

"What?!"

Upon hearing this, Mika and Curry Sauce jumped up from the sofa, exclaiming incredulously, "A virgin?!"

Seeing their reactions, Ziqiao realized they didn't know about this, so he immediately covered his mouth with his hand, indicating that he would remain silent until his lawyer Zhang Wei returned.

Meijia and Curry Sauce were both stunned. They never imagined that Teacher Zeng and Laura could remain celibate after dating for eight years.

You have to understand, he wasn't talking about a chaste girl, it was Laura!

How exactly did Teacher Zeng manage to do that?

"hehe……"

The two bit their lips, suppressing their laughter, looking like they wanted to laugh but felt it was impolite.

Nanfeng looked at their faces, which were turning red from holding back laughter, and said softly, "If you want to laugh, then laugh now. If you don't laugh now, you'll be in trouble when you see Teacher Xian."

Meijia and Curry Sauce burst into laughter upon hearing Nanfeng's words.

"Teacher Zeng, a virgin..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

And so, Nanfeng and the other two watched the two of them with a mixture of amusement and exasperation, laughing for several minutes until they were completely exhausted before finally stopping.

Nanfeng then asked, "So you've been sitting here thinking for so long, have you finally come up with a solution?"

Guan Gu shook his head in confusion upon hearing this.

Just then, Ziqiao suddenly slapped his thigh and solemnly said, "I've made up my mind. This is the time for me to make my move!"

"You'll make a move?"

Curry Sauce said, "Oh, you want to beat Teacher Zeng down!"

"What I mean is, let me stop him from becoming a jerk!"

Ziqiao said without hesitation, "For the sake of Yifei and Teacher Zeng's relationship, and for Teacher Zeng's virginity."

"As the only womanizer in the apartment, I have a responsibility to protect all the beautiful women in the apartment from being bothered by other scumbags besides me."

Nanfeng squinted and asked, "So what do you plan to do?"

"snort."

Ziqiao pulled Meijia away from 3602.

"I'm going to seduce his girls, so he'll have no girls left to seduce!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)