Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 560 Guan Gu and Curry's Side Effects
Chapter 560 Guan Gu and Curry's Side Effects (Happy National Day)
"what?"
Ziqiao and Meijia were instantly wide awake. They got up and moved closer to Youyou as if they wanted to watch a good show. Even Yifei couldn't help but move over in her Feixing wheelchair.
Youyou had already woken up from her drowsy state. She quickly covered her mouth to prevent the two from laughing at her, but how could that stop Ziqiao and Meijia, two gossipy girls?
They worked together to pry open Youyou's hand covering her mouth, and couldn't help but laugh at the teeth marks on her lips.
"Wow, really! That bite is really deep."
While cheerfully egging her on, Mika turned her head and pretended to look fierce at Guangu: "Guangu, you were too brutal with your bite!"
"that is."
Ziqiao punched Guangu with an unfriendly expression: "This is my aunt, are you going to eat it like a pig's trotter?"
Yifei looked Youyou up and down, and said as if she were watching amusement, "Judging from this wound, it doesn't look like it was just bitten this morning. I think the two of them were definitely alone in a room last night, and they were like dry wood meeting a raging fire, unable to wait any longer."
"And then..."
"no!"
Not only was Youyou nervously rambling incoherently, but even Guangu was anxiously waving his hands repeatedly: "You've misunderstood..."
"Misunderstanding? What misunderstanding?"
Nanfeng crossed his arms and teased with a laugh, "Are you trying to say you didn't bite him?"
"Um... I did bite it."
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu paused awkwardly, while Youyou, feeling both embarrassed and annoyed, punched him hard before shrinking behind Guan Gu, too ashamed to face anyone.
"Hehehe..."
The four of them burst into unspoken laughter.
Seeing that the four guys' eyes were getting more and more distorted, Guan Gu knew that if he didn't explain things clearly, he and Youyou would be teased by everyone in the apartment for the rest of their lives.
He quickly explained again, "It's really not what you think, I, I didn't mean to!"
"nonsense."
Yifei joked, "Guan Gu, if you did this on purpose, that would be terrible."
Meijia patted Guangu on the shoulder with an understanding expression: "We understand~~~ It's normal for you two to get carried away in the middle of the night, unable to resist the loneliness and burning with desire, and to lose control of yourselves."
"no!"
Guan Gu was on the verge of tears. He anxiously explained, "What I mean is, I didn't mean to bite Youyou, I just couldn't control myself!"
"Oh my God."
Yifei covered her mouth in an affected manner and said in a sickeningly sweet voice, "Guan Gu, do you mean you can't control your behavior?"
When Guan Gu heard Yi Fei's words, he thought that someone finally understood him, and he nodded excitedly. However, Yi Fei's next sentence made Guan Gu freeze on the spot.
"Guan Gu, Guan Gu, I never imagined your hidden desires were so perverse. I despise you, I despise you!"
"Yes, we despise you too!"
The other three spoke in unison, and even Youyou nodded repeatedly with an unfriendly expression behind her back.
Clearly, Youyou didn't quite believe what Guangu had said to her last night. The reason they weren't arguing was simply because Youyou's speech function was disordered and she couldn't argue, and arguing by typing was too difficult for Guangu, so the two of them simply saved their argument.
"No, can you please let me finish what I have to say?"
Guan Gu was on the verge of a breakdown. He hurriedly explained, "I'm not a pervert, I really can't control myself!"
"I couldn't control my movements at the time, do you understand now?"
Unable to control your actions?
Everyone was taken aback by what they heard. They fell silent and looked at Guan Gu. Seeing that the embarrassment and despair on his face seemed genuine, they realized that Guan Gu had a latent side effect that had not yet manifested.
"Alright, then tell me what happened."
Seeing that they had finally calmed down, Guan Gu began to explain the whole story.
"Last night, Youyou and I sat down and discussed some profound geographical issues..."
"stop!"
Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Guangu: "Zhanbo and Wanyu have already used this excuse before, and besides, what geographical issues can you discuss between a Chinese person and a Japanese person?"
"Guan Gu, can't you just skip all the pretense and get straight to the kissing?"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's expression became even more embarrassed. How could he possibly tell everyone such a thing?
Seeing his cowardly appearance, Ziqiao couldn't help but sneer: "Please, you two are a proper boyfriend and girlfriend, is it really necessary to be so shy and unable to say it when you want to kiss?"
"Not to mention kissing, even other more intense activities are perfectly reasonable and beyond reproach."
Ziqiao paused abruptly, a lewd smile spreading across his face: "So, have you had any more intense activities?"
"roll!"
Youyou gritted her teeth and spat out a single word, glaring at Ziqiao with a mixture of shame and anger.
Aside from this shameless bastard, what other nephew would care so much about his aunt and future uncle's private life as a couple?
"All right."
After hearing what the others said, Guan Gu gave up on trying to cover it up.
He finally understood that the more he tried to hide it, the more these guys would mock him.
So Guan Gu scratched his head and said in a voice barely audible, "We were... kissing last night in the middle of the night, and then suddenly I felt a jolt all over my body, and then..."
Meijia's eyes widened upon hearing this, and she blurted out instinctively, "Guan Gu, you're so easily satisfied, just a kiss and you're..."
"hiss!"
Ziqiao immediately covered Meijia's mouth, glared at her, and then waved his hand to urge the bewildered Guangu: "Guangu, don't listen to her nonsense, you continue, you continue..."
Yu-Yu covered her face in embarrassment at Mei-Jia's words, and now she shrank behind Guangu, even more afraid to come out.
Nanfeng and Yifei exchanged a glance, then looked at Meijia with admiration.
Even though everyone present except for Guan Gu and Youyou were all experienced drivers, it seemed that no matter how fast the three of them sped, they couldn't keep up with Meijia's speed.
My apologies, I have nothing but admiration.
She truly deserves the title of "Apartment Car Goddess"!
As for Guan Gu, although he didn't understand it very well, he could still vaguely sense that Mei Jia was speeding.
So when Ziqiao told him to continue, Guangu quickly continued, "Then I felt my body was out of control, and suddenly I felt that what was in front of me was not Youyou's mouth, but a fragrant beef jerky."
"Then I couldn't control myself and bit down hard, like I was taking a bite out of food!"
Guan Gu knew that what he was saying was nonsense, but what could he do when such a ridiculous thing happened to him?
"And then... this is what you see."
"Oh……"
After hearing Guan Gu's words, Nan Feng and the others frowned, each looking thoughtful.
Seeing this, Guan Gu immediately pressed, "Have you figured out what happened?"
Nanfeng said in a serious tone, "There's still one thing we don't understand."
"What is it?"
"So... were you two just kissing in the middle of the night, or did something more intense?"
After hearing Nanfeng's words, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Yifei all grinned mischievously.
Guan Gu and Youyou felt utterly humiliated and wished they could disappear into the ground.
Seeing the two of them looking so shy, everyone laughed even harder.
However, what they didn't know was that this shy couple would undergo an incredible transformation in the future, becoming kissing maniacs that gave everyone a headache.
Even if Nanfeng and the others knew, they would only laugh even more heartily.
After all, if people don't laugh now, they won't be able to laugh when these two start kissing and showing affection in public every day.
Seeing everyone laughing so happily, Guan Gu became even more embarrassed: "Please, can you guys be serious for once? We..."
Nanfeng snorted upon hearing this: "A decent person wouldn't be like you, kissing each other in the middle of the night."
"Besides, I only heard you two being all lovey-dovey before I went to sleep; I had no idea you were kissing. It's obvious you did it on purpose so I wouldn't hear!"
"Forehead……"
Awkwardly, Guan Gu and Youyou exchanged a glance. He grabbed Youyou's hand and walked towards the dining table without saying a word.
"Let's have breakfast first."
"cut……"
The four men from the South Wind Group looked on with disdain.
Everyone returned to the dining table and sat down, while Nanfeng and the others exchanged knowing glances.
Just as they were about to continue teasing Guan Gu and Youyou, making this their topic of conversation and amusement all morning, Curry Sauce, clutching his waist, slowly made his way over from 3602.
Everyone stared strangely at Curry Sauce's old-lady-like posture as she crossed the street. Nanfeng asked curiously, "Curry, what's wrong with you this time? I didn't hear you strain your back last night."
"Don't even mention it."
Curry Sauce looked around nervously as she mentioned it, then, realizing it was daytime, she lowered her voice and said to the six people, "I suspect I encountered something supernatural last night!"
Everyone was taken aback: "A paranormal event?"
"yes."
Curry Sauce shuffled to the dining table, muttering under her breath, "I went to the fridge in the middle of the night to get some food..."
"etc."
Upon hearing this, Yifei was even more shocked than if she'd heard about Curry Sauce's paranormal encounter: "You ate so much delicious food last night, and you still had to get up in the middle of the night to eat?"
Curry Sauce looked embarrassed and mumbled in a voice softer than a mosquito's buzz, "Well, I'm still young and growing."
Growing up?
Everyone stared at Curry Sauce's increasingly round face, unsure of what to say for a moment.
It's not a big problem. The scale will teach her a lesson when she weighs herself next time.
"Curry sauce, you can continue."
"oh."
Curry Sauce continued, "Just as I opened the refrigerator and took out a box of fragrant beef jerky to take a big bite, I suddenly felt a jolt."
"At that moment, I felt like I wasn't biting into beef jerky, but rather a lump of raw meat... I don't know what it was."
"I was so startled that I kept backing away."
"Then... my back hit the dining table."
"hiss……"
Everyone gasped upon hearing this.
Taking a big bite? A shiver runs through your body? Beef jerky?
Nanfeng muttered to himself, "Now we finally know what the side effects of these two are."
"What is it?"
Curry Sauce looked completely bewildered. Then she saw Guan Gu and Youyou staring straight at her, their eyes looking as if they wanted to kill her.
"What happened?"
"Curry Sauce asked tremblingly."
Guan Gu and Youyou grinned wickedly, and then the two of them pounced on the curry sauce.
It turns out it was all your fault!
I'm coming
Happy National Day everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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