Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 561 The Nightmare Moment of Braised Pork Knuckle

"Waaaaah, my back!"

Curry Sauce clutched her waist, pitifully munching on a meat bun bigger than her face.

Guan Gu and Youyou really gave her a hard time just now, and Curry Sauce only understood what happened last night afterward.

"Alright, I just checked your back, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it, it'll just hurt for a few more hours at most."

After comforting Curry Sauce, Yifei muttered to the two of them, "These side effects of yours are really strange. We don't know how they were triggered, or what they are."

Is this synesthesia or a brief exchange of consciousness?

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce shook their heads. Let alone "Yi Fei," even they couldn't give a clear answer.

Yifei nudged Nanfeng: "Nanfeng, what do you think?"

Nanfeng thought for a moment and said, "Of course I'll sit and watch."

"what?"

He chuckled softly, "I think everyone doesn't need to worry too much. The fact that Guan Gu and curry sauce have almost no side effects is already considered a very good thing."

Upon hearing this, Youyou's eyes widened. She pointed to her lips, which had been bitten with teeth marks, and the meaning in her eyes was quite clear.

[Won't it have any impact if I call you that?]

Nanfeng shrugged and laughed, "Then you two young lovers should restrain yourselves for the next few days and just avoid kissing during curry sauce's eating time."

"Cough cough..."

Guan Gu and Youyou blushed instantly.

Nanfeng continued, "But if you don't restrain yourselves, that's fine too. With their frequency of only flaring up once every three days, Guan Gu and Curry Sauce's brains might return to normal before the second side effect even appears."

"All right."

Although Guan Gu and Curry Sauce were still a little worried, they knew that worrying was useless.

Everyone continued eating breakfast, and halfway through, Meijia suddenly asked, "By the way, where's Teacher Xian? Should we invite him to have breakfast with us?"

Nanfeng shook her head: "No need, Teacher Xian is not in the bedroom right now."

"what?"

Upon hearing this, everyone became curious. Where could Xiao Xian in a suit go at this hour, besides going to work?

Meijia cautiously asked, "Don't you guys feel that Mr. Xian doesn't seem to like playing with us much?"

Nanfeng and the others nodded; they felt the same way.

However, everyone can understand Mr. Xian's thoughts. He rarely gets to come out, so naturally he doesn't want to waste his time in a small apartment with these old acquaintances.

Furthermore, even if both Xiaoxian are Zeng Xiaoxian, for people like Meijia who have never seen Xiaoxian in a suit in the dream world, Teacher Xian and Teacher Zeng are still different.

"normal."

Zi Qiao was clearly unhappy that Xiao Xian in a suit had overshadowed him yesterday, but now he was speaking up for Xiao Xian in a good way: "An excellent man should be like a lone wolf, going his own way and doing his own thing."

"I'm usually not in my apartment at this time either; I'm out out picking up girls and going on dates, aren't I?"

Ziqiao paused for a moment after saying this.

He suddenly slammed his hand on the table, startling Nanfeng and the others.

"They say the early bird catches the worm, so I wonder if Teacher Xian is out picking up girls this early?"

"No, I absolutely cannot just watch him seduce all the beautiful women in the apartment!"

"Come on, Mika, let's continue to let our dreams take flight!"

Ziqiao immediately stood up, grabbed Meijia, and tried to walk out the door, as if he were possessed and determined to continue his womanizing spree.

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! Didn't you cause enough trouble yesterday?!"

After being tormented by Zi Qiao all day yesterday, Mei Jia, who was exhausted, hungry, and sleepy, angrily grabbed a steamed bun and threw it at Zi Qiao's head.

Ziqiao covered his head and looked at Meijia in disbelief: "What are you doing? I paid for it!"

"Just because you gave me money doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. I accompanied you here and there yesterday, hanging out with this person and that person. I've already been very professional."

"I'm so tired, extremely tired. I need to rest!"

Meijia broke free from Ziqiao's hand, sat down, and glared at Ziqiao with annoyance.

"And please, don't assume that all men in the world are like you, only thinking with their lower bodies, okay?"

"Didn't Teacher Xian already make a date with a career-oriented beauty tonight? How many more can he have hooked up with during the day?"

Meijia suddenly realized something was wrong as she finished speaking. She quickly covered her mouth and looked nervously at Yifei.

The others followed Meijia's gaze and looked towards Yifei.

Yifei looked up blankly, not understanding why these guys were looking at her like that.

She immediately asked, "Why are you all looking at me?"

Guan Gu quietly asked Yi Fei what she thought: "Yi Fei, Teacher Xian is going to have dinner with a beautiful girl tonight, what do you think?"

"Me? Of course I'll just sit and watch."

Yifei didn't quite understand Guangu's meaning: "I'm not very familiar with Xiaoxian, so I can't very well volunteer to check whether his date is reliable or not, can I?"

Guan Gu was clearly surprised by Yi Fei's answer. He paused for a moment, then asked, "What if it's Teacher Zeng, who has a dinner date with a career-oriented beauty tonight...?"

"Him?"

Yifei scoffed and mocked without thinking, "What kind of career-oriented beauties could Zeng Xiaoxian possibly date?"

"If Zeng Xiaoxian had such a date tonight, I would definitely go and see how he failed, and then make fun of him."

The group exchanged glances, and now they understood Yifei's thoughts.

It seems that in Yifei's eyes, Xiaoxian in a suit is Xiaoxian in a suit, and Zeng the scoundrel is Zeng the scoundrel. They are two separate individuals and cannot be confused.

In other words, no matter what Zeng Xiaoxian has done during this time, Yifei will not be very interested in this imaginary partner of Zeng Xiaoxian.

Having understood Yifei's thoughts, everyone instantly lost interest in Xiaoxian's date that night.

Anyway, according to "Yifei's" thinking, even if Teacher Xian really developed a relationship with a certain girl that went beyond friendship during this period, she probably wouldn't be jealous... right?

Nanfeng looked at Ziqiao, who had only calmed down after being scolded by Meijia, and asked curiously, "Ziqiao, you know that Teacher Xian will only stay in reality for a few days at most, so why are you so stressed about him?"

"Being jealous of your own people, that's not like you at all."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao paused for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "You don't understand. This concerns my position as the top womanizer in the apartment. I will absolutely not give it up!"

"All right."

Although the others didn't understand Zi Qiao's increased competitiveness, they could only choose to respect it.

……

After everyone finished breakfast, they went their separate ways to attend to their own business. Ziqiao, of course, still wanted to drag Meijia to a bar to pick up girls, but Meijia firmly refused again.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not like you, an unemployed person. I have things to do."

Ziqiao smiled dismissively upon hearing this.

Meijia is just a personal assistant. Now she doesn't need to do Guan Gu's laundry, buy paint, or handle daily chores. She doesn't even need to worry about cooking for the past few days. What important things can she do?

Then... Ziqiao followed Meijia and watched her do invisible housework all morning.

Before this, Ziqiao had never imagined that such a small apartment would have so many miscellaneous chores to do besides sweeping, mopping, taking out the trash, washing dishes, and doing laundry.

For example, you need to regularly clean the grease in the kitchen, the sofa in the living room, the trash in the vacuum cleaner, the hair clogging the floor drain in the bathroom, the towels full of bacteria, and pour drain cleaner into the sewer.

When the garbage bag is full, you need to change it; when you run out of toilet paper, you need to refill it; and even when the water dispenser's bottled water is almost empty, you need to contact the relevant personnel to get more water.

Not to mention that 3602 also has a troublesome Teddy. No matter how smart Jiang Zhouzi is, under Meijia's training, it can even carry a small stool to the toilet by itself and then stand on the stool to relieve itself. But it is still a dog.

Even if a dog can open a bag of dog food to fill its stomach, it will not bathe itself or groom itself.

At the end of the morning, Meijia, who had been busy running around, didn't complain of being tired, but Ziqiao was leaning on the sofa and complaining incessantly.

"Oh my god, I'm exhausted!"

Ziqiao, who had been up all day yesterday, absolutely refused to move again. He was going to stay on the sofa all afternoon and not get up.

"Pah, shameful!"

Seeing Ziqiao like this, Meijia couldn't help but spit on him.

Seeing that Ziqiao refused to get up, she simply plopped down on the sofa and started playing on her phone.

At this moment, Ziqiao looked just like Teacher Zeng, lying on the sofa like a salted fish, completely without any dreams.

He tilted his head, slightly opened one eye to look at Meijia, and asked as if he had a rare moment of conscience, "Meijia, do you have to do so many messy chores every day?"

Mika didn't exaggerate her contributions. She simply said casually, "How could that be? I just do it occasionally. Besides, Curry Sauce helps me with the housework. Next time, it'll be her turn to do these chores."

Ziqiao nodded, then this person who never did anything started complaining, "Why do we need to do so much housework in such a small suite?"

"Otherwise what?"

Meijia, scrolling through her phone, scoffed without looking up, "Do you think those garbage bags just fill up, tie a knot, and fly out the door by themselves?"

"Or do you think these houseworks are inhuman and that it's actually the braised pork knuckle that's doing the work?"

"what?"

Meijia's eyes suddenly lit up, and she clapped her hands excitedly, saying, "That's right! I can train braised pork knuckle to do housework!"

"Even if it can't change the trash bags, it could at least clean out the hair piled up in the drain, change the toilet paper, or tidy up the shoes."

"Woof?"

Jiang Zhouzi, who was playing with a ball next to the sofa, was stunned when he heard Meijia's words.

"Woof!"

Dear Sister Meijia, can you please take a good look at me?

I am a dog, a dog!

Even if you don't consider me a dog, I'm just a little poodle, not a Golden Retriever or a Border Collie!

"I can use the toilet and feed myself now, isn't that enough? You still want me to do housework for you?"

I may not be human, but you really are a dog!

Without saying a word, the braised pork knuckle dropped the ball in its mouth and ran out happily.

[Whether it's 3601 or 3604, or even going to the Great Demon King of the South Wind, it's all fine.]

At least they still treat dogs like dogs and don't expect them to help with housework.

【No, no, I'm outta here!】

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)