Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 562 Suit-Wearing Xiaoxian: Reality? Easy Difficulty! (Bonus Chapter, P.S. Do not imitate!)

"Braised pork knuckle? Braised pork knuckle!"

Seeing the braised pork knuckle fleeing from 3602 in a panic, Meijia glared at Ziqiao with displeasure: "It's all your fault! You even drove the braised pork knuckle away!"

Ziqiao looked at Meijia in disbelief and cried out that he was wronged: "What does this have to do with me? You're the one who scared the braised pork knuckle!"

"Making a dog do housework? Chen Meijia, how could you be so immoral!"

Meijia was so angry at Ziqiao that she laughed. She pointed at herself and shouted, "I'm immoral? I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt water!"

"If you weren't such an unreliable man, why would I expect a dog to help me with housework!"

Ziqiao really wanted to say that he wasn't the only man in the apartment; there was also Guan Gu Yao.

But he also knew that if he said that, Mika would definitely say that she was Guan Gu's personal assistant and that Guan Gu had paid her.

Before Ziqiao could figure out how to defend himself, Meijia continued sarcastically, "Young Master Lu, you've never done any housework before, and you still have the nerve to tell me whether I should have a dog help me with the housework?"

"Just because you're born into the young master's body doesn't mean we're destined to be your maids, serving you and obeying your every command, does it?"

"Hey, you don't have to put it so harshly."

Ziqiao also felt wronged: "I've changed a lot in the past year. Which big cleaning of 3602 didn't I participate in?"

"Even if I complained about all the dirty and tiring work during the big clean-up, I still obediently did as you said. And now I'm paying for the household items in the suite without a second thought."

"As for those housework chores you mentioned, well, I know that."

"Yes, you don't know... what could you possibly know?"

Meijia thought about Ziqiao's changes over the past year, and her anger subsided considerably. However, she still wouldn't let Ziqiao off the hook: "You live here yourself, and you still think you're right about these household chores?"

"I...I...you didn't tell me any of this before."

While Ziqiao was still explaining, Meijia had already put down her phone and asked seriously, "Lu Ziqiao, ask yourself: if we weren't inseparable, even if I asked you to do these chores with me, wouldn't you run away the moment you stepped on the phone?"

"If we weren't inseparable, even if I did these things in front of you, you would only ask me why I'm walking around here, or if I'm just bored."

Ziqiao was rendered speechless by Meijia's retort. He opened his mouth in vain, trying to say something, but couldn't utter a single word.

Meijia shrugged and picked up her phone again.

3602 fell silent.

After some time, Mika suddenly added, "Actually, I didn't know how to do these chores at first. I learned them little by little during the two years I was with you."

Ziqiao lowered his eyes and remained silent, only his breathing became slightly heavier.

Bang bang bang!

Nanfeng gently knocked on the door of 3602, and as if he had no idea what had just happened, he beckoned the two of them to go to 3601.

"Hurry up and go to room 3601, Teacher Xian brought a gift for each of us."

Ziqiao and Meijia jumped up from the sofa in a flash, their eyes shining with joy as they exclaimed, "A gift?!"

Seeing the two of them smiling so brightly, seemingly unaffected by what had just happened, Nanfeng couldn't help but complain, "Isn't your change of expression a little too fast?"

Ziqiao and Meijia paid no attention to Nanfeng's words. From the moment they heard about the gift, their hearts had already flown to 3601.

They grabbed each other's wrists and rushed out of 3602 without saying a word, even knocking Nanfeng, who was standing at the door, off balance.

"What the hell……"

Nanfeng couldn't help but shake his head. He couldn't understand why he had been worried about those two bastards.

When Ziqiao and Meijia rushed to 3601, they were immediately dazzled by the beautifully packaged gift boxes of different colors on the coffee table.

"You've arrived?"

Just as Xiaoxian in his suit was about to start distributing the gifts, he saw two people shoving each other as they walked in through the door.

He picked up two gift boxes, distinguished by their colored packaging, and casually handed them to Ziqiao and Meijia.

"This is a gift for you all, to thank you for taking care of Zeng Xiaoxian all this time."

Nanfeng, Yifei, Guan Gu and Youyou's expressions immediately turned strange upon hearing this. Teacher Xian's words were indeed making them a little nervous.

Those who know that Teacher Xian and Teacher Zeng are the same person might mistake Teacher Xian's tone for Teacher Zeng's father.

Huh?

But that makes sense, doesn't it?

After all, given Xiaoxian's personality, it would be difficult for him to accept that he has such a "bad" original body.

But if you see Zeng Xiaoxian as your good-for-nothing, unambitious son who doesn't listen to his father, then Xiaoxian in a suit is actually acceptable.

Even if a son is useless and disobedient, he is still his own son. How could he possibly abandon Teacher Zeng?

"I'm so sorry."

Ziqiao and Meijia's smiles were practically reaching their ears. They kept saying they were embarrassed, but they were accepting the gifts faster than anyone else.

The two looked at the small, square gift box in their hands and smiled broadly.

Even though they didn't know what was inside, a free gift was never a bad deal.

Meijia looked up and asked directly, "Teacher Xian, can we open the gift now?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Xian in the suit smiled slightly. Although his smile lacked warmth, his subsequent words immediately conveyed a sense of comfort and warmth.

"Of course, do as you please."

"If you don't like this gift, I can help you exchange it for one you like."

Wow!

Now, not only Ziqiao and Meijia, but even Nanfeng was impressed by Xiaoxian's dignified presence in his suit.

After receiving Xiaoxian's reply, the two hurriedly opened the gift box, and then they were both dumbfounded.

Teacher Xian gave Zi Qiao a peach blossom and Mei Jia a small koi fish.

They all sound quite ordinary, even a bit inexplicable, right?

But what if the peach blossoms and the little koi were made of pure gold? How would you respond then?

"Nani!"

Guan Gu stared wide-eyed: "Is gold now the go-to gift in China?"

Nanfeng, Yifei, and Youyou were all dumbfounded. They really couldn't understand what Teacher Xian meant by giving away gold out of the blue.

As for Ziqiao and Meijia... they were both grinning with vacant eyes, completely out of it, and there even seemed to be some clear liquid dripping from the corners of their mouths.

Xiao Xian in the suit casually said, "Originally, according to your preferences, I should have bought some luxury goods for you."

"However, I'm a rather pragmatic person. I think it's okay to buy luxury goods, but if the added value they give you is less than their own luxury premium, then it's like buying something at a loss."

"So after thinking it over and over, I still think gold is more simple and retains its value better."

"If you can resist the urge to sell, the price of this gold will at least double in ten years."

Upon hearing this, Yifei checked her phone and found that the current price of gold was over 200 yuan per gram. If it doubled, it would be over 400 yuan per gram.

Will the price of gold rise so dramatically in ten years?

"Ziqiao, Meijia, do you like this gift?"

"I love it! I love it so much!"

Ziqiao and Meijia wiped the drool from the corners of their mouths and nodded repeatedly.

Nanfeng pointed to the remaining gift boxes and asked, "Teacher Xian, are all these remaining boxes... also made of gold?"

"Of course, even the weight in grams is the same."

"hiss……"

The group gasped again. This single box contained gold worth four figures; imagine the value of all those dozen or so boxes…

Oh, and there's also the high-end suit Xiaoxian is wearing. It seems different from the one he wore last night. His tie and shoes also look like high-end items.

Yifei couldn't help but exclaim, "Where did you get this money?"

"Oh, I withdrew all of Zeng Xiaoxian's random investment funds from the bank early yesterday morning."

Everyone's hearts tightened upon hearing this; they could already imagine Teacher Zeng returning and weeping bitterly.

In everyone's imagination, Zeng Xiaoxian is dressed as a beggar, squatting in front of the Sunny Day Bar, begging with a broken bowl.

Hey handsome guys and beautiful ladies, please have some mercy and give me a little something.

I'm so poor I can't even afford an apartment anymore!

Zeng Xiaoxian breaks down in tears: My money! My savings!

【I don't want to live anymore!!!】

【┭┮﹏┭┮！ ！ ！ 】

Everyone shivered. Just as they were about to speak, they heard Xiao Xian in the suit say something else.

"I sold his beat-up Xiali again, and also borrowed some money from my parents."

Everyone stared wide-eyed at Xiao Xian in the suit in disbelief. Zi Qiao and Mei Jia even considered returning the gifts to him.

"Then I put all the money I withdrew into futures trading with leverage."

Everyone was so frightened that their hearts skipped a beat, and they almost fainted.

What is he doing?!

What is he trying to do?!

Does he really hate Teacher Zeng that much?!

"After selling all the futures today and paying off Zeng Xiaoxian's principal and my parents' debts, I'll have made more money than I can spend in the next few days. I'll use the extra money to buy you all gifts."

Xiao Xian in the suit sighed, "It's a pity I don't know when I'll suddenly disappear, so I can only play this short-term game."

"If I could play the long game, Zeng Xiaoxian should be able to save up for the down payment."

"What?!"

Everyone was struck dumb.

Yifei felt her throat tighten, and she swallowed hard before asking, "You mean you earned this much in just two days?"

"Not really." Xiao Xian in the suit silently took out a car key. "I don't want to owe Zeng Xiaoxian anything. I sold his beat-up Xiali, so I have to give him a better car in return."

"I made the down payment and then helped him cancel all those random memberships. I calculated that his monthly membership fees were enough to cover the cost of the car."

"Actually, you could buy a slightly higher-end car, but it's not necessary."

Yifei suddenly felt as if she had been pierced by a thousand arrows.

Why is it that every stock I buy crashes, while others who use futures with leverage not only don't lose everything but actually make a lot of money?

[That's not fair! That's so unfair!]

Not to mention that Yifei couldn't accept this situation, even Nanfeng, who was quite wealthy, felt his temples throbbing upon hearing such an outrageous story.

"No, Teacher Xian...Master Xian!"

Nanfeng stared wide-eyed and asked, "How did you do that?"

Upon hearing this, the others also became serious and pricked up their ears to hear what was going on.

Everyone knows their place and understands that they should never touch futures trading with leverage, something that can easily bankrupt someone.

They were simply curious and wanted to understand how such an unscientific thing could be done.

"It's very simple."

With a grin, Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly, "Actually, according to Zeng Xiaoxian's imagination and expectations, I am a genius among geniuses in this area."

3601 fell silent.

Nanfeng tentatively asked, "That's it?"

"that's all."

"That's it?"

"That's all."

"Just by setting it up... is that all?"

"Otherwise what?"

Everyone clutched their chests, feeling a bit of difficulty breathing.

They had heard some bizarre news, such as a person's other personality possessing languages ​​and knowledge that the original person had never learned, and whose knowledge reserves even surpassed those of academic giants in the field.

So, it's actually quite reasonable that Teacher Xian could earn so much money in just two days?

[What a load of rubbish!]

Could this chapter get any more outrageous?!

Seeing that everyone was on the verge of collapse, Xiao Xian in a suit simply asked, "Do you still want the gift?"

"want!!!"

Nanfeng and his group roared, their eyes red.

Xiao Xian, dressed in a suit, nodded with a smile on his face.

"very good."

……

"Very good, excellent!"

Upon returning home from get off work, Yu Mo, who was about to have dinner with Nan Feng, made this comment about Nan Feng in front of her.

I'm coming

Pigeon promised to add an extra chapter for National Day during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and here is the third chapter today.

As you can see, this chapter basically only has the evening scenes left.

Pigeon's friendly reminder: All content in this chapter is neither scientific nor safe, and is purely for comedic effect and plot purposes.

Futures trading with leverage is a recipe for bankruptcy; anyone who touches it will go bankrupt. Unless you have your own strategy in place, do not imitate it! Do not imitate it! Absolutely do not imitate it!!!

(End of this chapter)