Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 623 If you have a clear conscience, you have nothing to fear. (Question)

"turn……"

Yu Mo was startled by Nan Feng's words. She covered her mouth and jumped up from Nan Feng's lap.

She lowered her voice and asked urgently, "Climb over the balcony? Why would Guan Gu climb over the balcony in the middle of the night when there's a door to use?"

"How would I know?"

Nanfeng replied in a similarly low voice, "Do you think I would have been in the mood to eavesdrop on Guan Gu in that situation just now?"

"Never mind that for now."

Yu Mo stood in the living room, looking around blankly: "Where should I hide?"

Nanfeng waved his hand nervously and said quickly, "Anywhere is fine: bedroom, guest room, dubbing studio, music room, as long as I don't hide in the toilet."

Yu Mo said anxiously, "But the living room is too dark, I can't find my way."

Seeing that Guan Gu's furtive shadow was already reflected on the curtains on the balcony, she gritted her teeth and simply squatted down behind the sofa.

"Cover me up."

Nanfeng's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when she saw this: "How can you hide behind the sofa like that!"

Before he could say anything more, Nanfeng saw that Guan Gu's hand had already reached into the curtain to fumble for the light switch on the wall to turn on the living room light. He could only brace himself and go to meet him in the dark.

"Guan Gu!"

Guan Gu had just climbed over the balcony to 3603 and touched the light switch to turn it on when he heard a sudden shout through the curtains.

Guan Gu, who was afraid of the dark and ghosts, was already scared. When Nan Feng shouted, he was so frightened that he backed away while shouting.

"Oh, God! Help me!!!"

Nanfeng lifted the curtain and looked at Guan Gu, who was huddled in the corner of the balcony, shivering and covering his head, with a dark expression on his face.

Great, this is the fourth one already.

My suite isn't a haunted house, so where did this idea that "someone will definitely be scared if the lights aren't turned on at night" come from?

Guan Gu, who was terrified of ghosts, buried his head deep in his knees, too scared to even lift his head.

He was terrified that if he looked up, he would see a disheveled Japanese female ghost, a slit-mouthed woman wielding a utility knife, a fox spirit with a fox tail, a headless Japanese samurai holding his head, or... a red-clad Hu Yifei with a halo.

Honestly, if Yifei really became a ghost, all the horror legends and supernatural stories in Japan combined wouldn't be as scary as her.

Guan Gu's voice trembled as he cried out incoherently, "Great Immortal, Great God, I don't live in this suite."

"Please, I beg you, seek justice for your grievances, settle your scores with those you should, go find whoever you need to find, please don't hurt me!"

Nanfeng, who was about to explain to Guan Gu, paused upon hearing this, and raised an eyebrow playfully.

What does it mean to say "I don't live in this suite"?

What does "go find whoever you need to find" mean?

Judging from what this guy is saying, he wants to summon a ghost to haunt him?

He crossed his arms, narrowed his eyes, and looked down at Guan Gu with a bright smile.

【Oh……】

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, not only did you ruin my plans, but now you're trying to harm me too?!]

You're truly my best brother!

Nanfeng squatted down with a smile, gently stroking Guan Gu's head, and whispered in a strange, ethereal voice that was neither clear nor indistinguishable between male and female.

"Guan Gu's Miracle~~~"

"Oh, God! Help me!!!"

When Guan Gu heard this classic Eastern supernatural voice, he was so frightened that his soul almost flew out of his body. In his great panic, he lost the ability to think independently and did not even suspect why this ghost knew his name.

He cried out purely on instinct, "Please, please let me go."

"I'm a good person, a really good person!"

"I, I, I've never done anything bad in my life!"

Guan Gu's wailing made Yu Mo, who was hiding behind the sofa, peek out. She listened curiously, not even realizing that this was the best opportunity for her to hide or run away.

Even though she couldn't see the two people outside the balcony clearly through the curtain, she could hear how scared Guan Gu, a tall man over 1.8 meters, was. So tonight's trip wasn't in vain.

"Really~~~"

Nanfeng smiled mischievously, and his touch on Guan Gu's head became even gentler. However, each gentle touch made Guan Gu shudder as if he had been electrocuted.

To be honest, Guan Gu's head feels the second best among the guys in the apartment.

As for the best one, it would of course be Zeng Xiaoxian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, silky and flowing hair, and an exceptionally large head.

That's truly an exceptional head.

Nanfeng looked at Guangu and continued to chuckle strangely, "You may not have done anything bad, but you must have done something that you feel guilty about."

"Tell me what bad things you've done since you moved into this apartment, and I'll think about whether or not you should leave."

Nanfeng grinned and said, "Also, I love children who lie the most."

"Their meat is especially tender."

"I'll talk! I'll talk!"

Guan Gu was so frightened that he cried out loudly, "After I moved to Love Apartment, Zi Qiao always borrowed money from me and never paid it back. Once, I was so angry that I spat on his toothbrush."

(○д)？！ ！

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng and Yumo simultaneously gave Guan Gu the same look they had when an elderly person on the subway looked at their phone.

Spitting on someone's toothbrush?!

I never expected you to be like this, Guan Gu!

Guan Gu continued, his voice trembling, "One night I was so hungry that I ate a small cake from the refrigerator. It turned out that Meijia had been craving that cake for a long time before buying it for herself; it was very expensive."

"I originally wanted to say that I ate it, but when I saw Meijia angrily starting to sharpen her knife, I didn't dare to say anything."

"When Meijia saw that neither I nor Curry Sauce reacted, she immediately concluded that Ziqiao had stolen the food."

"Then... Ziqiao could only eat vegetable salad for a whole week, and it was even mixed with mustard."

Nanfeng and Yumo both sighed silently.

They finally understood that, whether Guan Guqian's wrongdoing was direct or indirect, it seemed that Ziqiao was the one who suffered the most.

"Also, before Youyou moved into the apartment, there was a very pretty single female tenant named An'an on the eighth floor. I had a good impression of her at that time."

"Then she came to ask me if Nanfeng had anyone she liked. At that time, Nanfeng kept saying that he was a staunch advocate of being single, so I said, 'I just said...'"

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes, a dangerous smile playing on his lips, and asked in a sinister tone, "So what did you say?"

"So I said that Nanfeng was gay and that he liked Teacher Zeng."

"I fucking!"

Nanfeng couldn't believe it and blurted out a curse.

He said that An'an suddenly told him out of the blue that he should stick to being himself, and it turned out that it was all because of Guan Gu's amazing framing!

and also!

Nanfeng asked with obvious disdain, "Why Teacher Zeng?"

"Because Teacher Zeng looks the most effeminate."

"...Huh?"

Guan Gu answered cautiously, but suddenly realized something was wrong.

That swear word and the question just now didn't sound like a ghost's voice at all; it sounded more like...

He slowly raised his head, and only after seeing Nanfeng clearly did he breathe a sigh of relief, then collapsed onto the ground with a thud.

Still shaken, Guan Gu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and breathed heavily.

After a long while, Guan Gu, having recovered his senses, widened his eyes and roared angrily at Nan Feng.

"Nanfeng! You actually pretended to be a ghost to scare me!"

"Guan Gu, don't make false accusations."

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes and smiled brightly: "I never said I was a ghost from beginning to end. You were the one who kept calling me a 'great immortal' and a 'great god' without any regard for my identity."

"I was just casually asking you what bad things you'd done, I didn't expect you to be so cooperative, Guan Gu."

He patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and praised him in an exaggerated manner, "Guan Gu, Guan Gu, you really do answer every question."

"Nonsense, you're just pretending to be a ghost to scare me!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu immediately retorted, "You clearly told me you were lying."

"That's right."

Nanfeng shrugged and said with a smile, "What I just said was that children who lie are the most tender. The point is not lying, but children."

"Children are young, and their skin is tender when pinched. Isn't that perfectly normal?"

Then, he stared at Guan Gu with a look of utter disbelief: "Tsk tsk tsk, so Guan Gu, what do you mean by 'tender flesh'?"

"you!"

Guan Gu stammered for a long time, unsure how to respond to Nan Feng.

After all, given Guan Gu's level of Chinese proficiency, it was clear that he couldn't possibly support his sophistry with Nan Feng.

He could only mutter in frustration, "What did I do to offend you? Why are you scaring me like this?"

Nanfeng didn't answer the question immediately; he just narrowed his eyes and smiled even more brightly.

What did I do to deserve this? That's a good question.

[Guan Gu, do you know that even if you come banging on my door in the middle of the night, I'll still be on second base!]

[And then you actually did the opposite of what you expected, climbing over the balcony!]

[With you interrupting me like this, who knows when the next opportunity will come when everything is in place, with the perfect timing, location, and atmosphere!]

What did I ever do to deserve this?!

When Nanfeng thought of this, he smiled broadly, but in his heart he wished he could kick Guan Gu off the balcony.

He climbed over the balcony and interrupted my good time; I can understand that Guan Gu didn't know the inside story. He thought he had encountered a ghost and immediately sold me out; I can understand that he was too scared and didn't realize that what I said was ambiguous.

But that bastard Guan Gu actually claimed to be gay for the sake of a beautiful woman!

Nanfeng looked at Guangu and felt that his long-unused grudge memo, "You offended Nanfeng and still want to escape," was about to come in handy again.

"Mr. Guan Gu, please get this straight. It wasn't me who went to your bedroom to pretend to be a ghost and scare you. It was you who inexplicably climbed onto my balcony in the middle of the night, and that's what scared you."

He snorted: "You should be glad you're in China. If it were back when I was studying at the Curtis Institute of Music, someone like you sneaking in like this would have had their magazine emptied immediately."

Guan Gu asked instinctively, "Which magazine should I empty?"

"hiss……"

I'm coming

Actually, Pigeon really enjoys these kinds of plots where people reveal each other's secrets or expose their own embarrassing pasts. It's not because they're particularly interesting, but because telling a story that didn't happen in the main text in just a few simple sentences makes Pigeon feel that the world in the book is vivid and lively.

It's as if their life over the past year and a half wasn't just about these two million words, but rather about truly living every second and feeling happiness every moment.

(End of this chapter)