Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 624 Pure Pervert

Nanfeng gasped, staring at Guangu in astonishment: "With your level of Chinese, how can you drive this fast?"

Guan Gu's face remained expressionless, with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth: "You forgot that Zi Qiao lives right next to my bedroom."

"oh."

Nanfeng suddenly realized that this made perfect sense.

After all, although Zi Qiao rarely brings his girlfriends home to stay overnight, this so-called "rarely" is only in comparison to the many girlfriends he has dated.

Not to mention Guan Gu who lives next door, even Nan Feng has heard him empty his magazine quite often.

"Let's not talk about that now."

Nanfeng stood up and asked irritably, "Guan Gu, why didn't you come in through the front door? What were you trying to do, sneaking over from the balcony?"

He put his hands behind his back and frantically gestured to Yu Mo, who was still eavesdropping behind the sofa, telling her to hide quickly.

At this moment, Ke Yumo was peeking out, listening to the sounds on the balcony, completely oblivious to the fact that she should find a more secluded place to hide.

Guan Gu was taken aback by this, then said somewhat aggrievedly, "I would like to come in through the main door, but usually at this time you've already locked the door and gone back to your room to sleep, right?"

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng thought about it and realized that it was indeed true.

I usually go to bed at a very fixed time and I'm used to locking the door before I go to sleep. Anyway, if anyone really needs to contact me while I'm sleeping, they can call me.

Thinking of this, Nanfeng's gaze toward Guan Gu suddenly became strange.

"So what exactly happened that made you climb over the balcony to find me without even making a phone call?"

No, you've misunderstood.

Guan Gu explained awkwardly, "I climbed over the balcony not to find you, but just to ask to stay in your guest room for one night."

"I texted you about this, but you never replied, so I came over here directly."

"Yeah?"

Nanfeng took out his phone from his pocket and saw the message from Guangu.

Guan Gu looked at Nan Feng in confusion: "You...didn't you hear the message notification tone?"

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng awkwardly touched his nose.

He was either completely absorbed in playing a game, or completely absorbed in...

"Cough cough cough."

He coughed a few times and hurriedly put his phone back in his pocket: "I guess I accidentally pressed the mute button... By the way, Guan Gu, why did you suddenly decide to stay here for the night?"

Nanfeng was both changing the subject and genuinely curious: "You and Youyou had a fight? That shouldn't mean you can't even stay in your own room."

"Ugh."

Guan Gu let out a long sigh, his face showing a deep sense of unease.

He staggered to his feet, shook off the dust, and before Nanfeng could react, Guan Gu had already bypassed him and directly lifted the curtain of the balcony and went inside.

"It's quite cold outside, let's go inside first."

Nanfeng was stunned by Guan Gu's sudden and smooth offside move. By the time he tried to reach out and stop Guan Gu from going in, it was too late.

Helpless, Nanfeng could only chase after him while shouting loudly.

"Guan Gu, slow down!"

The moment Guan Gu lifted the curtain, Yu Mo realized she should find somewhere to hide and could only slap her forehead in frustration.

Now that things had come to this, she could only quickly pull her neck back and slump under the sofa in frustration.

After Guan Gu lifted the curtain, he was momentarily stunned, and his movements faltered.

Just a moment ago, out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to catch a glimpse of something dark flash by, but when he looked closely, he saw nothing at all.

Nanfeng, standing to the side, helplessly rubbed his forehead with his hand.

He kept gesturing for Yu Mo to find a secluded place to hide, but she got completely absorbed in listening to the gossip.

It seems that all the boys in the apartment laugh at Teacher Zeng, and everyone is Teacher Zeng, while all the girls gossip about Youyou, but their gossip level is actually about the same as Youyou's.

Guan Gu turned to Nan Feng: "Nan Feng, did you see anything strange just now?"

"Something strange?"

Nanfeng pretended to walk up to Guangu, blocking his view and then pretended to look around.

"No, Guan Gu, are you sure you didn't see it wrong?"

Nanfeng turned around and said seriously, "I know, you must have thought you met a ghost just now and scared yourself so badly that you're now seeing ghosts everywhere and even hallucinating."

"A snake shadow?!"

Guan Gu, who didn't understand the idiom, was so frightened that he jumped three feet high.

As everyone knows, the only things that could defeat this last samurai of Japan, besides black and oni, were snakes.

"Hehehe."

Yu Mo couldn't help but laugh out loud; she had no idea that Guan Gu was such a timid person.

After realizing something was wrong, she quickly stopped laughing.

Nanfeng quickly grabbed Guan Gu's arm to comfort him, "Guan Gu, I meant 'seeing a snake in a cup,' which is an idiom, not that there is actually a snake."

Guan Gu asked him for confirmation, "Are there really no snakes?"

"Of course, do you really think someone like me, who's too lazy to even take care of himself, would have the time, energy, and mood to raise a snake?"

"You know, unless this snake is the White Snake Lady, it can't even warm the bed."

Nanfeng paused for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "Never mind, that's not important. Let's get down to business."

He felt he should resolve the matter of Guan Gu's visit as soon as possible tonight, so that he would have time to continue his date with Yu Mo.

Even though Guan Gu has completely ruined the atmosphere tonight, and the chances of getting to second base are slim, I'm not in a relationship just to get to second base.

He just wanted to spend more time with his girlfriend, whom he had only been dating for less than 24 hours. Isn't that just human nature?

Nanfeng pulled Guan Gu along, blocking his view and pressing him firmly onto the sofa.

Guan Gu is currently sitting with his back to Yu Mo. Unless Guan Gu does something inhumane like suddenly turning around 180 degrees to look down, he will definitely not be able to find Yu Mo.

Nanfeng's seat was even more advantageous. From this position, he could guide Guan Gu's gaze, control the overall situation, and out of the corner of his eye, he could catch a glimpse of his girlfriend lying behind the sofa.

【Yes, perfect.】

Nanfeng immediately became smug.

However, before Nanfeng's smugness could fully bloom, Guangu shifted uncomfortably, wanting to move away from that perfect position.

"Stop! Don't move!"

Startled, Nanfeng didn't have time to think and immediately started yelling at Guan Gu.

If Guan Gu were to move back even slightly, he might be able to see Yu Mo's head.

At Nanfeng's shout, Guan Gu stopped in his tracks in terror. He stared at Nanfeng in astonishment, his voice even more panicked than if he had encountered a ghost.

"I, I, I... I just moved back a little, is there... is there a problem?"

Guan Gu is now beginning to regret his decision to come to 3603 tonight.

You should know that Nanfeng is always gentle and soft-spoken. Even when he is angry or enters a petty and vengeful mode, he just squints his eyes and smiles so brightly that it makes people feel uneasy.

When had I ever seen such an astonishingly loud south wind?

"no."

Nanfeng returned to his usual self, and said with a slightly guilty smile, "I just think we're sitting pretty well right now, so don't sit so far away from me."

Guan Gu remained silent after hearing Nan Feng's words.

That's only because it's Nanfeng; if it were anyone else, he would really think the person opposite him was gay.

Nanfeng awkwardly touched his nose and began to change the subject, saying, "Guan Gu, you still haven't told me what happened tonight."

"Forehead……"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's mood immediately plummeted.

Although he climbed over the balcony in the middle of the night not only to find a quiet place, but also because he wanted to chat with Nanfeng, he started dodging the question when Nanfeng actually asked him something.

Guan Gu pointed to the game controller on the coffee table and said in a rather exaggerated manner, "Ah, so you were just playing a game."

"Huh, but why is it a two-player game?"

"Never mind, it's not important."

He forced a smile and said, "Then let's play games together."

"Don't change the subject."

Nanfeng had one hand hanging behind the sofa, and the other hand gently patting the sofa: "Hurry up and tell me what happened. If you don't tell me... I'll tell everyone about the guilty things you just said tomorrow."

"I said."

Guan Gu sighed: "Tonight I'm with Youyou..."

"Haha, stop fooling around..."

He had only spoken halfway when Nanfeng suddenly laughed out of nowhere.

Guan Gu stared wide-eyed in confusion upon seeing this.

"It's alright, it's alright."

Nanfeng pursed her lips tightly: "I just suddenly remembered something happy. Guangu, please continue."

As he spoke, he gently patted Yu Mo with his hand, which was hanging down under the sofa, with a mixture of helplessness and affection.

Nanfeng never expected Yumo to be so bold. Seeing that one of her hands was hanging down under the sofa, Yumo actually drew circles on her palm right under Guan Gu's nose.

For a moment, he was completely baffled as to what Yu Mo was thinking. Wasn't she worried about being discovered by Guan Gu?

So does she want everyone to find out that the two of them are secretly dating?

"Shh!"

Yu Mo held Nan Feng's hand with one hand, and gently placed the other hand on her lips.

She winked playfully at Nanfeng and said in a voice only Nanfeng could hear, "Don't you think this is interesting and exciting?"

Nanfeng was stunned. He finally understood Yu Mo's idea.

This is just like the question Yu Mo asked herself before.

Don't you think it's exciting to secretly date under everyone's noses?

The emphasis of this sentence is neither "under everyone's noses" nor "dating secretly," but rather "excitement."

In other words, for Yu Mo, whether or not people find out they are dating is not important; what matters is the thrill of this secret relationship.

……

……

……

So what kind of girlfriend did I end up with?!

Taking advantage of Guan Gu's inattention, Nan Feng glared at Yu Mo quickly, but did not retract her hand.

Although it's a bit embarrassing to talk about, it actually seems quite exciting and interesting to do this.

Perhaps Japanese people really do have blind spots and are not very good at noticing people around corners, under tables, and under sofas. Nanfeng's strange behavior and the ambiguous smile on his face did not arouse Guan Gu's vigilance at all, and he was unaware that he had become part of another couple's play.

Even if Guan Gu found out, he would at most just spit out a curse with a blank expression.

Look at what those people in movies and novels who secretly date under other people's noses are doing, and what are you two doing?

Draw circles on the palm of your hand, write a word on the back of your hand, hold your little hand in your big hand, and happily press Nanfeng's hand against your cheek.

And then, and then...

And then no more.

Are you two actually dating, or just playing house?

Even sucking on a finger would be fine!

This is truly the epitome of pure love amidst perversion, and perversion amidst pure love!!

Known in the underworld as: Pure pervert!!!

I'm coming

Pigeon solemnly declares that all the romantic concepts in the book are based on the character settings and values, and have nothing to do with Pigeon herself.

Yes, I'm a serious person, a very serious person.

(End of this chapter)