Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 667

In the Maldives in the morning, layers of white clouds swirl and churn in the azure sky with the gentle breeze, while the bright sunlight pierces through the gaps between the clouds and the sky, bathing the entire world in a radiant glow.

The dazzling sunlight poured onto the sea like a tide, and the south wind blew by, causing the beautiful blue sea to ripple with golden waves.

On the snow-white sand, Zi Qiao, with his flamboyant, punk-haired hair, was leisurely lying on a sun lounger wearing sunglasses. He had a long straw in his mouth and was casually sipping a cocktail on the table.

"Ah~~~"

Ziqiao let out a satisfied groan. Even he, a lecherous man who only liked beautiful women, was deeply moved by the scene before him.

He made up his mind that from now on he would turn over a new leaf and start anew.

I will never again, ever again, ever again... ride the subway without paying!

Ziqiao stretched and couldn't help but start singing a cappella.

"I laugh triumphantly, and laugh triumphantly as I watch the world go by without growing old."

"I laugh triumphantly, and laugh triumphantly again, seeking a lifetime of carefree joy."

"I laugh triumphantly, laugh triumphantly again, let's drink and sing while we can."

"I laughed triumphantly, and laughed triumphantly again..."

"Okay, okay, don't be silly. Who sings like that, dragging out the key like that?"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly appeared out of nowhere, frantically taking selfies with his phone while asking Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, how should I take these photos so that they don't seem deliberate, but still make it immediately clear that I'm relaxing at the Lin's International Bank's Seven Star Resort Island?"

Ziqiao chuckled and couldn't help but retort, "Teacher Zeng, I don't think it matters where you film or what you film, because nobody will see your posts on WeChat Moments anyway."

Xiao Xian was taken aback: "Why?"

Ziqiao shrugged and grinned mischievously, "Because anyone who knows you won't look at photos of you pouting, acting cute, or making a peace sign, okay?"

"But, but this is the invincible selfie technique I learned from Mika."

Ziqiao rolled his eyes at Xiaoxian: "Please, Meijia... Although I don't think she's cute, she's always been going for the cute and adorable girl and silly beauty route. Of course, it's fine for her to pout, act cute, and make a peace sign."

"you……"

He scrutinized Xiaoxian closely: "Teacher Zeng, even with your eyes wide open, they're still smaller than Meijia's dimple. Doesn't this whole set of movements seem a bit too greasy?"

"That makes sense..."

Xiao Xian thought for a moment and nodded, saying, "Actually, I also think that pouting and acting cute doesn't quite fit the image of my brother Xian as a tough and real man, but I only have one hand when I take a selfie, so it's really not easy to pose."

"Hey, Ziqiao, why don't you take the picture for me?"

Without waiting for Ziqiao's agreement, Xiaoxian shoved the phone into his hand and kept backing away.

"Actually, I came up with a really cool pose, but no one has been able to film it for me. What do you think of my pose?"

As he spoke, his expression turned solemn, and he gently placed his right index finger on the right side of his nose, forcing himself to adopt a taciturn and aloof demeanor.

(Please remember the website 20 ...

"Um, I think...it's pretty good."

Ziqiao, always eager for a good show, instructed, "Teacher Zeng, it would be even better if you put your hand on your face instead."

"Yes, yes, yes, left, left, Xiang Zuo!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly followed Ziqiao's instructions and changed to a left-facing posture. He asked with slight confusion, "What's the difference between facing left and right?"

"Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Going right is just a movement, while going left is a concept."

Ziqiao pretended to hold up his phone: "Come on, listen to my instructions from now on."

"Left, right, look ahead."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was not very coordinated, moved his body clumsily and slowly as he listened to Ziqiao's command.

Ziqiao suppressed a laugh and praised, "That's right, very good, just like that!"

"Make your expression more serious, your demeanor more stern, and imagine yourself as a ruthless martial arts superstar."

"very good……"

Ziqiao urged at an astonishing pace, "Now! Slap yourself!"

"quick!!!"

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian instinctively reached out and slapped his own face.

Just as the slap was about to land squarely on his face, Xiaoxian suddenly realized what was happening and abruptly stopped.

Ziqiao shouted regretfully, "Go ahead and hit me! Go ahead and hit me!"

"Teacher Zeng, do you know that if you had just done that, I guarantee this video would have been trending on Weibo within 24 hours!"

"video?"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment upon hearing this, then looked up at Ziqiao and growled through gritted teeth, "Lu~ Zi~ Qiao... you tricked me again!"

As Xiaoxian spoke, he suddenly sprang up and swooped down on Ziqiao with a "Crow Takes Flight" move.

Although Zi Qiao, who was sitting on the recliner, had expected this, he would have to get up from the recliner and then run away if he wanted to leave. These two actions were obviously not as smooth and effortless as Zeng Xiaoxian's "Crow Takes Flight".

You can underestimate Zeng Xiaoxian's stamina, but his explosive power is still at the average level of a normal man...

It's just that its legs are a bit short, so it's a tiny bit slower.

Ziqiao, who was flipped off the deck chair and onto the beach by Zeng Xiaoxian's "Crow Takes Flight" move, hurriedly begged for forgiveness, "I was wrong! Teacher Zeng, I was wrong! I know I was wrong!"

Enraged, Zeng Xiaoxian plopped down on Ziqiao's lap and said, enunciating each word clearly, "You don't know you're wrong, you just know you're going to die!"

"Teacher Zeng, don't go too far!"

Seeing that begging for mercy was futile, Ziqiao immediately offered a "kind" reminder: "Don't forget how little stamina you have. If you keep making a scene, you'll only hurt yourself!"

"Thanks for reminding me. In that case, I'll have to deal with you right away!"

Xiao Xian felt a sense of urgency and immediately wanted to seize the time to carry out his inhumane revenge on Zi Qiao.

So the two started wrestling and tearing at each other on the beach.

……

"What...what are you doing?"

Meijia frowned and walked over to Xiaoxian and Ziqiao. From her perspective, the two big men were tearing each other's clothes on the beach. Xiaoxian was sitting on Ziqiao's lap, subjecting him to inhumane "persecution".

As for why it's called persecution...

Of course, it was because Ziqiao and Zhanbo had gotten red paint all over him and hadn't washed it off. During their scuffle, half of Ziqiao's buttocks were exposed.

Yes, it was a bright red buttock, the red paint marks as conspicuous and glaring as irregular dried bloodstains.

Anyway, when Meijia first saw it, she was completely shocked, thinking that Teacher Zeng had finally lost his beastly nature and was going to...

Wait a minute, why would Teacher Zeng, in a fit of rage, seek out Zi Qiao?

Oh, because he definitely can't beat Yifei.

Meijia picked up Zeng Xiaoxian's phone, which had fallen on the beach, and commented while recording: "A famous TV host persecutes a delinquent 'Shamate' teenager, and the playboy finally suffers the biggest backlash in history."

"I guarantee that if this video is posted with the title I suggested, it will definitely be trending on Weibo within 24 hours!"

Meijia's words startled Zeng Xiaoxian. He immediately released Ziqiao and jumped up.

He said to Meijia in a panic, "Meijia, my dear Meijia, please don't take pictures and post random things."

"rest assured."

Meijia smiled and tossed Xiaoxian's phone back to him: "The actions and poses you two were just doing were so cringeworthy that they don't deserve to be on my phone."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled awkwardly, "Is it really that exaggerated...?"

As he spoke, he opened his phone and looked at his and Ziqiao's fighting posture and movements from a third-party perspective.

"hiss……"

Xiaoxian gasped in shock after just a quick glance.

He then deleted the video with lightning speed and rubbed his eyes frantically.

Oh my god, my eyes are dirty!

Meijia crossed her arms and walked past Zeng Xiaoxian, who seemed to want to gouge out her own eyes on the spot.

She came to Ziqiao's side, bent down, and slapped his bright red half-bottom hard.

"Wow, Lu Ziqiao, you dare to wear such a see-through beach outfit and such loose pants all in red? Are you trying to show off your unique butt on purpose?"

Ziqiao, who was lying on the beach pulling up his pants, looked up in dissatisfaction upon hearing this: "Go away, do you think I'm that perverted..."

"State, state, state..."

"Too, too, too..."

Ziqiao, with his head held high, stared blankly at Meijia, who was squatting in front of him, wearing a sexy blue swimsuit.

Although Meijia was wearing a thin shawl over her swimsuit, which covered most of the exposed parts of the sexy swimsuit, she was squatting in front of Ziqiao.

Looking up from Ziqiao's perspective, the scale of Meijia was immediately laid out before him.

【Too, too, too...】

[It's too big!]

This is huge!

Ziqiao stared wide-eyed, drool unconsciously dripping from the corner of his mouth.

To be honest, Megabox's current scale is actually just so-so.

Forget about basketball, football, and cantaloupe; she's just a pineapple at best.

The problem is, Mika used to be an apple!

[In his inner world, a bewildered Ziqiao stared down at the apple and pineapple in his hand.]

[An apple turning into a pineapple... Is this what Mika meant by "making a name for herself"?]

[Wow, the breast enhancement secret Xiao Hei found is this amazing?!]

【Little Black…】

You are my god!

Just as Ziqiao was lost in his own thoughts, he heard Meijia's cheerful question in his ear.

Is it white?

Before Ziqiao could pull himself out of his reverie, his body instinctively nodded.

Is it big?

Ziqiao continued to nod.

"Want to touch it?"

Ziqiao nodded vigorously.

"very good."

Meijia smiled sweetly, revealing two shallow dimples.

She spoke softly and gently.

"The Buddha's Palm!"

"ah!!!"

Ziqiao was slapped by Meijia and sent flying into the air, spinning three and a half times in the air before crashing heavily onto the beach.

I'm coming

Because of the butterfly effect, Mika's ten Tathagata Palms definitely need to be changed, otherwise she won't be able to finish them off.

Poor Ziqiao.

But the Tathagata Palm technique is a fundamental concept, and even a pigeon can't change it.

Hehehehe.

(End of this chapter)