Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 668 Grand Debut

Zeng Xiaoxian stared in astonishment as Ziqiao was slapped several meters high by Meijia, spinning a Thomas full spin three and a half times in mid-air before crashing heavily onto the beach. He squinted his small eyes, looking utterly miserable.

Thankfully, life isn't a cartoon, otherwise Ziqiao would definitely be upside down on the beach right now, and there might even be a "duang" sound or a burst of canned laughter from the surrounding crowd.

Seeing Ziqiao's miserable state, Xiaoxian rushed forward and dug Ziqiao out of the beach. He hugged his "good brother" and cried and wailed with snot and tears streaming down his face.

"Ziqiao, Ziqiao, what's wrong, Ziqiao!"

"Ziqiao, you can't die!!"

"We've depended on each other for so many years, sharing joys and sorrows. I've always treated you like my own flesh and blood, raising and teaching you. I never imagined that today I, an old man, would bury my young!!!"

"Teacher Zeng..."

Ziqiao covered his cheeks, which were starting to swell again. He was on the verge of tears, and said with a heart full of despair, "I'm not dead yet, you don't need to cry like this."

"And another thing, that's such an old joke!"

"Tch, using old jokes to tease you is already being nice to you. Look how spoiled you are."

Zeng Xiaoxian pursed his lips and threw Ziqiao back into the sand pile with a smack.

Xiao Xian stood up, and looking at Mei Jia's calm and composed expression, he felt a chill in his heart. After all, the destructive power of this Tathagata Palm was fast enough to rival Yi Fei's Flash.

"Mika~~~"

Xiao Xian smiled ingratiatingly and said, "You look so beautiful today."

"Right?"

Upon hearing this, Mika grinned and twirled around in front of Zeng Xiaoxian: "This swimsuit is something I bought especially for the Maldives. Isn't it very form-fitting?"

"I refuse to accept this!"

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Ziqiao had already struggled to his feet on the beach, clutching his cheek, and protested his grievances.

Ziqiao shouted, "Why should I get beaten up just for taking a glance, while Teacher Zeng gets invited to admire her by you!"

Upon hearing this, Meijia's eyes narrowed, and she snorted disdainfully, "Teacher Zeng may be lewd, but he's still an upright old virgin who has withstood eight years of Laura's tests. He wouldn't stare at other people's chests like you do."

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze, and he clutched his chest in frustration, backing away repeatedly.

Sleazy, Laura, old virgin...

Why does Mika's words, which are clearly a compliment, make me feel so aggrieved?

Ziqiao remained unconvinced: "But you wear your swimsuit out to be seen, while mine is at most just for admiring!"

"Young Master Lü, please wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth before you speak."

Meijia, with a smile that concealed a dagger, brought up old grievances: "What did someone say about me on the day we reunited at the wedding? Chen Bianbian, right?"

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao raised an eyebrow and said somewhat unsure of himself, "Well... who would have thought that you could have a second growth spurt at your age?"

As he spoke, he subtly glanced at Mika's chest.

"Still watching?"

Meijia pretended to slap him, which scared Ziqiao so much that he sat down on the beach and backed away on all fours.

"Tch." Mika tilted her head back and snorted, giving a contemptuous smile. "It would be a waste of my Tathagata Palm to hit you now."

Despite how fiercely Meijia struck Ziqiao with the Tathagata Palm earlier, she wasn't actually that angry with him when it came down to it.

You could even say that seeing Ziqiao's lecherous look made Meijia secretly a little pleased.

After all, she secretly developed her breasts for over a year using Xiao Hei's breast enhancement formula, all for the sake of making a name for herself and shocking everyone with her absolute strength.

If that bastard Ziqiao doesn't even react, I wouldn't dare to slap him even if I had the Tathagata Palm. When will I be able to vent this anger that I've been holding in?

Thinking of this, Meijia suddenly felt refreshed. She stretched comfortably in the bright morning light, showing off her curvaceous figure.

Now, not only Ziqiao, but even Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes started to glaze over.

Despite his blank stare, Mika's assessment of him as an upright old virgin was quite accurate.

Xiao Xian glanced at it a few times before quickly looking up at the sky and exclaiming in a pretentious manner, "Ah, the blue sky is so clear, and the white clouds are so leisurely. This makes me want to write a poem!"

"Yeah?"

Yifei's teasing voice reached Xiaoxian's ears: "Come, come, let's all admire the literary talent of the great poet Zeng."

"Hmph, then you'll just have to listen."

Xiao Xian turned around, shaking his head and reciting his own made-up poem: "Where the blue sea and sky meet, white..."

"White, white, white..."

His mind went completely blank when he saw Yifei in a white swimsuit in front of him.

Don't be fooled by the fact that Yifei keeps a lot of things hidden away in private, like sexy pajamas, leather jackets and pants, and whips. In reality, she's a conservative who won't even let anyone touch her ankles.

Today, Yifei was wearing a white one-piece swimsuit of moderate length. Apart from the nice style and the fact that it showed off her figure, she didn't reveal anything else, but Zeng Xiaoxian still couldn't take his eyes off her.

Even though Yu Mo, Wan Yu, and Curry Sauce, who were also wearing swimsuits, were standing next to her, Xiao Xian's eyes could only hold Yi Fei.

Yu Mo, Wan Yu, and Curry Sauce exchanged a knowing glance, smiled at each other, and quietly moved a little further away from Yi Fei.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's stunned gaze, Yifei didn't know if he was slow to react or simply hadn't thought of it that way. She just assumed that Zeng Xiaoxian's writing skills were lacking and his brain had overloaded and crashed.

So Yifei crossed her arms and said triumphantly, "Oh dear, it seems our great poet Zeng is stuck."

She couldn't help but laugh and tease, "You, who studied philosophy and history, what are you showing off with poetry and literature?"

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, forcing himself to look away. He turned his head and stammered, "I, I, I'm willing, it's none of your business anyway."

It wasn't that he didn't want to look at it a few more times, but if he continued to look, he would probably start drooling.

You should know that the human-shaped mark left by Zi Qiao when he was slapped onto the beach by Mei Jia was not far away from him, and it looked very conspicuous and glaring.

He didn't want to be blasted onto the beach by Yifei's bullet, and then he and Ziqiao, these two unfortunate brothers, would be able to hold hands and witness the tragic fact that they were both oppressed by women.

"Hey!"

When Yifei saw that Zeng Xiaoxian had become so bold as to not even look her in the eye when he spoke, she was instantly furious: "Look at the big face you have, as if I want to take care of you."

"Yeah, I didn't expect you to interfere anyway," Xiaoxian retorted instinctively.

Seeing this, Yu Mo couldn't help but rub her forehead and smile bitterly. Why did the two of them have to turn a perfectly good start into this?

Teacher Zeng, you're so good at flattering Lisa, would it kill you to just say Yifei looks beautiful today?

As Yu Mo was pondering how to smooth things over, Mei Jia approached her with a grin.

"Yifei, Wanyu, Yumo, do you think the swimsuit I picked is pretty?"

On the surface, Mika was showing off her swimsuit, but in reality, she was flaunting her figure as she smugly twirled around in front of the girls.

To be honest, with Meijia causing trouble, Yifei really couldn't care less about arguing with Zeng Xiaoxian.

Seeing how Meijia had transformed from an apple into a pineapple in just over a year, Yifei, whose heart wasn't broad enough, suddenly felt a burning urge to bite her.

You should know that I asked Xiao Hei to find that breast enhancement formula, but unexpectedly, the formula didn't work for me and ended up benefiting Meijia for nothing.

【Damn it!!!】

"You look great, Mika, you have such a great figure."

"You look amazing, Mika, your figure is incredible."

……

Yu Mo, Wan Yu, and Curry Sauce all knew whether Mei Jia wanted to hear people praise her swimsuit or her figure, so they flattered and complimented her, almost turning Mei Jia into a silly deer who could only laugh foolishly.

Ziqiao crossed his arms and carefully examined the five girls in swimsuits in front of him.

Yifei and Meijia need no further introduction, while Yumo wore a fuchsia one-piece swimsuit with a red and white sheer jacket over it to cover her bare waist.

As for Wanyu and Curry Sauce... although their swimsuits were also very pretty, they felt more like children's clothes.

Especially Wan Yu, she gained over ten pounds after coming to Love Apartment, but not an ounce went into her chest!

However, Ziqiao also knew that compared to Meijia, who still needed changes in her figure to boost her confidence, Wanyu's mental state was obviously a little bit higher. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been uninterested in Xiaohei's breast enhancement secret from the very beginning.

Of course, compared to Wan Yu's extraordinary spiritual realm, Zi Qiao, an ordinary person, admires Mei Jia's positive and enterprising spirit more.

Turning an apple into a pineapple is pretty good too.

Ziqiao asked, "Ladies, you're all dressed up so beautifully and gathered together today, are you planning to all go into the sex industry?"

The girls were taken aback by her words. Yi Fei's eyebrows shot up immediately: "Lu Ziqiao, do you even know how to talk? If you can't speak properly, then sew your mouth shut!"

"what?"

Ziqiao was taken aback for a moment, but he quickly realized what Yifei meant.

Ziqiao immediately raised his hands and shouted that he was innocent: "No, I meant to go swimming in the sea! Please don't wrong an innocent person!"

"A good person?"

Yu Mo glanced at Zi Qiao's swollen cheek; she didn't even need to ask who had done this.

"Since you're such a good person, why did you get slapped by Mika for no reason?"

"This...this is her taking revenge out of personal motives!"

"cut."

Meijia looked at him with disdain.

In the end, Wanyu explained to Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao, "Actually, the six of us girls had agreed to take a group swimsuit photo before we even came to the Maldives, so of course we had to dress up nicely."

"Six girls?"

Ziqiao counted the number of people and asked, "Where's my aunt?"

Yifei pointed in the direction of the water villa: "Youyou is still changing her swimsuit, she'll probably be here soon."

Ziqiao turned his head and looked over. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he shouted, barely suppressing a laugh, "Look, isn't that my aunt?"

Everyone turned around, and when they saw what Youyou was wearing, they all burst into laughter, eventually collapsing onto the beach laughing.

I'm coming

It seems that yesterday's draft was edited again. By the way, can the reviewers directly modify the drafts nowadays?

The pigeon felt that since it wasn't involved in anything erotic, it really wouldn't allow any cars to be driven.

(End of this chapter)