Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 669 A Moment of Silence in Advance
Chapter 669 A Moment of Silence in Advance
As everyone watched Youyou running towards them from afar, they all lay on the beach, pounding their chests and stamping their feet, laughing so hard they were doubled over, tears streaming down their faces.
Upon seeing the group running breathlessly towards her, Youyou blushed furiously and stomped her foot in embarrassment and anger, saying, "Is it that funny?"
"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."
Xiao Xian laughed wildly and bumped his forehead against Zi Qiao's shoulder. He pointed shakily at You You, but before he could say anything, he burst out laughing again.
"Hahahaha, hahaha..."
"Yoyo, hahahaha... This isn't about whether it's funny or not, it's... hahahaha..."
"This is a question of whether we'll be laughed at to death."
Ziqiao sat on the beach, laughing so hard he bent over. He first gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs-up to show his admiration, and then turned to look at his dear aunt.
Compared to the other girls in the apartment, whose outfits ranged from sexy to conservative, or who wore jackets to cover up their exposed parts, Youyou's swimsuit seemed quite contradictory...
Even someone as worldly-wise as Zi Qiao had never seen a girl wear a swimsuit like that before.
It's safe to say that no normal person could possibly put together such a ridiculous outfit: sexy, form-fitting swim trunks on the bottom and an incredibly tacky long-sleeved sports swimsuit on the top.
Ziqiao, who was almost concussed by Meijia's slap, is now in no pain, no longer out of breath, and full of energy, and his whole personality has become cheerful.
He pulled at his hair and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha... Auntie, are you planning to make me laugh to death and then inherit my Alipay Huabei?"
"Here you go, all of it, hahaha...cough cough cough!"
Ziqiao was laughing so hard that he even started coughing.
Yifei was clearly trying to put on a nonchalant act, but no matter how she closed her eyes and took deep breaths, she couldn't help but burst into laughter when she opened her eyes and saw Youyou.
"Youyou, I didn't realize you had such unique tastes."
"Hehe, you told me you were going back to change into a swimsuit, I really didn't expect you to come out in a swimsuit like this."
Yifei clutched her stomach, laughing weakly, "I really want to know how you put together this swimsuit."
"I know!"
Before Youyou could explain, Yu Mo smiled and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes. She said firmly, "It must be because of Guan Gu."
The reason she dared to make this judgment was because Youyou's upper body sports swimsuit was exactly the same as the one Nanfeng had wanted her to wear.
Men always hope that other men's girlfriends wear less clothing, while their own girlfriends wear more.
Even Nanfeng couldn't avoid this kind of human nature, let alone a chauvinistic man like Guan Gu.
As for Zhanbo... his mental capacity is probably not yet sufficient for him to think about this aspect.
Youyou stood there, looking embarrassed and angry. She was so ashamed and angry at everyone's laughter that she wished she could disappear into the ground.
"I told you guys would laugh at me to death for dressing like that, but Guan Gu just wouldn't listen!"
Mika laughed so hard she lay flat on the beach. She waved her hand weakly and said, "What does this have to do with Guan Gu? Nobody's forcing you to do what Guan Gu says."
"yes."
Wan Yu was also curious: "Youyou, you're not the type to blindly obey Guan Gu, there must be something going on..."
"A huge secret!" everyone exclaimed in unison.
Youyou pouted in dissatisfaction and followed the others, sitting directly on the beach. She sighed softly, "Actually, the thing is..."
The whole thing was actually quite simple; everything was just as Yu Mo had guessed.
Youyou specially chose a sexy and hot swimsuit for taking photos in the Maldives, but Guan Gu, a chauvinistic East Asian jealous king, would never agree to his girlfriend wearing this swimsuit.
However, as Wanyu said, Youyou is not the kind of person who would blindly obey Guan Gu. In a way, it's hard to say who is more stubborn between her and Guan Gu.
So they started arguing about the swimsuits, with neither side willing to back down.
After countless save and load cycles, the two, exhausted from arguing, finally decided...
Each person should take a step back.
However, Nanfeng and Yumo's compromise was simply letting Yumo choose a swimsuit that wasn't too revealing but was still sexy and beautiful. Guan Gu and Youyou's compromise seemed much more bizarre.
They decided to buy all the swimsuits they liked and then decide what to wear on their tops and bottoms by flipping a coin.
Ultimately, it's because they're all unwilling to back down that they came up with this gamble.
If one party is lucky enough to flip a coin twice in a row and get the side they want, then he/she can achieve his/her goal without bloodshed.
The unlucky party can only accept their misfortune and cannot blame anyone else, nor will it harm the relationship between the couple.
Then... it turned out that their luck was only about equal.
Or perhaps it's not that their luck was evenly matched, but rather that everyone was just too lucky.
Seeing such hilarious swimsuit outfits in the Maldives makes this trip worthwhile, no matter what happens next.
"I understand now."
After learning the truth, Meijia nodded and said to Youyou, "Youyou, why didn't you say so earlier? If you had, we could have helped you persuade Guangu to respect your freedom of dress."
"Now that you've made your own agreement, you have to accept the consequences. No one can help you now."
Curry Sauce nodded in agreement: "That's right, Guan Gu is so stubborn, no one can go back on their word once he's promised."
Of the six girls, only Youyou's outfit was truly bizarre. Yu Mo was afraid that she would be upset because of it, so she quickly comforted her, "It's okay, Youyou. We're just getting together to take pictures. The main thing is to preserve the scenery and happy moments."
"How you dress...it doesn't really matter."
Everyone thought that Youyou would be sad and upset, or at least mutter a few words of disappointment.
Unexpectedly, she chuckled strangely and said, "It's alright, luckily I have a Plan B!"
"Plan B?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, and then they all looked at Youyou.
Before they could even ask a question, Youyou had already smugly unzipped her upper body sports swimsuit, revealing a pink swimsuit that was even sexier and hotter than Meijia's.
"Ta-da! How's it going?"
With a beaming smile, Youyou said, "The devil may be one foot tall, but the Tao is ten feet tall. It seems that I, Tang Youyou, am still the better one."
The girls were stunned by what they saw; their mouths were agape, wide enough to fit their fists.
Xiao Xian and Zi Qiao glanced at it briefly before averting their gazes and glancing furtively toward the sea.
[Yifei showed off her thighs, Yumo showed off her slender waist, and Meijia's outfit, no matter how sexy and hot it was, was just a bit too revealing.]
[Yoyo, on the other hand, went straight for a three-in-one.]
[It's unbearable to look at, absolutely unbearable to look at.]
No wonder Guan Gu absolutely refused to let Youyou wear this outfit.
On another note, this sea is so white...
Yu Mo frowned slightly and asked weakly, "Youyou, wouldn't you call this cheating?"
"Who said that?"
Without batting an eye, Youyou said confidently, "Our agreement was to decide what to wear by flipping a coin, not to decide what not to wear by flipping a coin. So it's perfectly reasonable for me to wear an extra layer underneath for warmth."
"To keep warm?"
Wan Yu stared at Youyou's swimsuit in surprise: "Youyou, are you keeping warm by wearing a swimsuit?"
"Let her make it up."
Yifei laughed, "The daytime temperature in the Maldives has been around 23 degrees Celsius these past two days, what's the point of her keeping warm!"
Curry Sauce muttered under her breath, "Sister Youyou, then you're just cheating."
"Just a friendly reminder, if Guan Gu finds out, he'll definitely..."
"He committed seppuku!"
Without prior arrangement, everyone imitated Guan Gu's accent and made the classic gesture of committing seppuku.
"Oh, it's alright."
Youyou waved her hand dismissively and said, "I only unzip my jacket when taking pictures, and then zip it up again afterward."
Suddenly her expression froze, and she nervously looked around.
Seeing that Guan Gu hadn't suddenly appeared beside her like a ghost, Youyou finally breathed a sigh of relief.
She instructed everyone, "This matter should only be known to a few of us. You absolutely mustn't betray me!"
The group exchanged glances, unsure of what to do next.
Holding the belief that even an upright official cannot settle family disputes, they all shook their heads vigorously.
Without turning his head, Ziqiao said, "We're too lazy to tell anyone about this, but Auntie, we have something to tell you beforehand."
"If Guan Gu finds out, you'll have to take the blame and bear the consequences yourself. Don't drag us into it."
Everyone nodded, indicating that Ziqiao's statement was entirely correct.
"rest assured."
Youyou said confidently, "Guan Gu is going snorkeling with Zhanbo this morning. As long as you can keep it a secret, I guarantee Guan Gu won't know."
"Oh……"
They exchanged knowing glances, and since Youyou had said so, they were relieved.
There's no escaping it now; Guan Gu will definitely find out.
Everyone lowered their heads in unison, silently mourning for Youyou for three seconds in advance.
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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