Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 670 Photographer Selection
Chapter 670 Photographer Selection
When Youyou saw everyone bowing their heads, she knew they were mourning for her in advance.
However, Youyou remained confident, believing that as long as no one told anyone, Guangu would never find out.
Moreover, I've had enough bad luck these past few days. I kept the secret from you before, and now that I've revealed it, Yifei doesn't believe me. I even flipped a coin and the result wasn't what I expected.
She's already had so much bad luck, surely she won't keep having bad luck, right?
As she pondered this, a strange sense of unease began to creep into her heart.
After all, according to the apartment's mystical laws, he must be covered in flags by now.
She looked around again, and after confirming that Guan Gu was really not there, she hurriedly urged, "Alright, alright, let's hurry up and take the photos."
In situations like this where you're in the wrong, you have to resolve things quickly, otherwise things might change and who knows what might happen.
"Photograph?"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up with a dazzling light. He stepped forward with a grin and asked, "Ladies, could you please include me in your group photo?"
[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands together and chuckled mischievously.]
[If I took a group photo with these swimsuit-clad roommates in the Maldives and posted it on WeChat Moments, my colleagues would be green with envy.]
As soon as Xiaoxian finished speaking, envious and jealous voices came from his colleagues at the radio station.
[Zeng Xiaoxian, you're so manly!]
Zeng Xiaoxian, you're just too amazing!
【Zeng Xiaoxian, I love you!】
【…】
These imagined flattering voices greatly satisfied Xiaoxian's vanity and brought him immense pleasure.
He closed his eyes tightly, a lewd and lascivious smile on his face, his legs clamped together, writhing like a maggot.
Hehehehe, hehehe...
"Hehehehe, hehehe..."
Everyone stared at Zeng Xiaoxian with disgust as he suddenly closed his eyes and inexplicably started to squirm.
Although they didn't know what this guy was thinking, just looking at that classic "Zeng Xiaoxian-style" smile, they knew he was definitely fantasizing again.
Xiao Xian laughed for a long time, then, finding the surroundings completely silent, he opened his eyes and saw the disdainful looks from everyone.
He gave an awkward smile, then tried to force himself to project the demeanor of a handsome man.
Xiao Xian, in his deep, sexy, and magnetic voice (which actually wasn't!!!), said, "Trust me, taking a photo with my brother Xian will definitely elevate the overall quality of the picture. Do you want to consider it?"
"Forehead……"
Wan Yu, Yu Mo, and the others turned pale upon hearing this, and You You's face was filled with rejection.
If Youyou wore such a sexy and hot swimsuit behind Guan Gu's back just to take a photo with Teacher Zeng... not only would Guan Gu be furious, but even she herself would find it unacceptable.
"It's you?"
Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian and said, "If you want to join... that's fine too."
Xiao Xian was immediately delighted, but before he could speak, Yi Fei continued, "However, our theme this time is a group photo of ladies in swimsuits."
"As for gender... we won't get stuck on that."
"How about this, you change into a sexy women's swimsuit, and we'll let you join us."
Yifei's words immediately made the girls burst into laughter, and they all clapped and cheered.
"That's a great idea!"
"I agree!"
"marvelous!"
"Teacher Zeng, if you dare to wear that, we'll reserve the center position for you!"
"Teacher Zeng, if you don't know how to choose, we can help you. We guarantee you'll look sexy and hot!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Faced with the sudden and enthusiastic invitation from the girls in the apartment, Xiaoxian was so frightened that he shook his head vigorously and kept backing away.
"Let's forget about that. I suddenly think it would be nice if you girls just gathered together to take pictures."
joke!
He took the group photo to post on his WeChat Moments to get attention and likes, not to embarrass himself or be laughed at by his boss and colleagues!
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian was trying to avoid it, no one expected that Ziqiao would raise his hands and volunteer to join the battle.
"I'll take the picture! I'll film it!"
"ah?!!"
Ziqiao's words startled everyone present.
Not to mention Meijia and Youyou, even Yifei swallowed hard with a strange expression and took a step back timidly.
"hiss……"
Yifei gasped, giving Ziqiao a strange look before asking nervously, "You...are you interested in women's swimsuits?"
Yifei really didn't expect that her attempt to tease a seemingly upright person would actually lead to the discovery of a real pervert!
This is bad.
"No, what are you thinking?"
Ziqiao grinned and said, "What I mean is, when you girls take a group photo, you're definitely missing a photographer, right?"
He shook the sand off his beach clothes and said in a serious tone, "Actually, I don't usually take photos for girls, but since we're all so close, I can reluctantly act as your professional photographer."
"call……"
After hearing Ziqiao's words, everyone was relieved.
Although they knew that Ziqiao's purpose in wanting to be a photographer and help take pictures was definitely not pure, and could even be described as having ulterior motives.
But compared to a male pervert who likes to wear women's swimsuits, a lecherous guy with low moral standards is more pleasing to the eye.
Of course, knowing that Ziqiao had ulterior motives, Yifei and the others would definitely not accept Ziqiao's suggestion.
Meijia directly refused, saying, "No way, I don't want the photos we take to be all focused on her chest."
The girls all nodded.
If they were to let Ziqiao take photos for them, even if he didn't become infatuated, they would still have to worry that he would mess with the photos during post-production editing, adding some random titles.
For example, [セクシー美たちの海天峰], [セクシーな美たちがビーチをRestraint] and the like.
Faced with Meijia's teasing and everyone's objections, Ziqiao said without batting an eye, "Nonsense, do you think I'm that kind of person?"
"That's you!"
This time, it wasn't Meijia or any of the other girls who sabotaged things, but Zeng Xiaoxian.
He shoved Ziqiao aside and stepped forward to volunteer, saying, "Forget about that lecherous Ziqiao, you might as well choose me."
"I am hardworking and willing to endure hardship, and I don't need any payment. All I need is for you to take a few handsome photos of me that I can post on my WeChat Moments after you're done shooting."
"Hey, that's not fair!"
Seeing this, Ziqiao gritted his teeth in anger and roared, "Teacher Zeng, why do you always like to backstab me?"
It wasn't that he wouldn't allow Teacher Zeng to compete with him for the position, but the current situation was already one where there were more women than men, putting the boys at a disadvantage. This guy directly turned the tables and created a vicious cycle, leaving the boys without even the right to negotiate with the girls.
In the past, Zeng Xiaoxian would have been considered a classic example of a traitor, a scab, and a lackey of the Chinese people.
"Hmm, that sounds good."
Meijia felt that Teacher Zeng's conditions were not excessive, and no matter how lewd he was, he was still an upright old virgin who had been tested by Laura for eight years.
Putting everything else aside, in terms of character, he is far superior to Ziqiao.
"What's so good about it?"
Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian, Brother Xian~, this time we're not using our phones to take pictures, we're using Nanfeng's DSLR camera."
"Back when you bought a DV camera to learn how to record, it took you three days to figure out which button was which and which button was which, and you still often got them mixed up."
"You've never used a DSLR camera before, have you? Do you know how to use it?"
As everyone knows, Zeng Xiaoxian is an old-fashioned person living in the 1970s. Whether it's a mobile phone, computer, or other electronic product, his learning ability is almost zero.
Before meeting him, Yifei never imagined that a man with two master's degrees, almost thirty years old, wouldn't even be able to figure out how to remove a computer virus.
Yifei estimated that by the time he learned how to use a DSLR camera proficiently, they would have already taken their funeral photos, let alone beach photos.
"Forehead……"
Xiaoxian remained silent for quite a long time before finally giving up: "Sorry to bother you."
Curry Sauce asked, "If Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng can't take the photos, who should we ask?"
Yu Mo nodded: "Yeah, Teacher Zeng doesn't know how to use a DSLR camera, Zi Qiao is a pervert, Zhan Bo and Guangu went snorkeling, and Zhang Wei... where is Zhang Wei?"
Everyone shook their heads, clearly none of them had paid any special attention to what Zhang Wei was doing.
I guess he's still sleeping in the water house.
"etc."
Ziqiao couldn't help but ask, "Since you're using Nanfeng's SLR camera, why don't you just ask Nanfeng to take the photos for you?"
"We want to too."
Yifei shrugged: "But we haven't seen Nanfeng since this morning. Who knows where he went?"
"Oh?"
Ziqiao looked at Yumo and asked, "Yumo, you don't know either?"
Having already decided to be honest with everyone when she got back, Yu Mo was now completely unfazed and fearless.
She calmly shook her head: "I don't know either, he never told me."
After taking photos at Ocean Star early this morning, she chatted with Nanfeng for a while, but she got so sleepy that she fell asleep without realizing it.
When she was groggily woken up by Yifei, she realized that Nanfeng had carried her back to her bedroom.
As for Nanfeng not sleeping all night, what did he do so early in the morning...? They talked about everything this morning, but not this.
But it's not a big problem, since Nanfeng is such a big person, he won't get lost.
Seeing Yu Mo's composure, Yi Fei glanced at You You without leaving a trace, and let out a barely audible hum.
[Is this what you meant by Nanfeng and Yumo secretly getting together?]
Putting everything else aside, she knew exactly what level Yu Mo's acting skills were at.
If she really harbored the idea of secretly dating Nanfeng, as Youyou said, then Yu Mo would never have been so calm when faced with Zi Qiao's questions about Nanfeng.
Even if you gave Yu Mo a template to act out, she still couldn't do it!
Sure enough, Youyou was deceiving herself!
Yifei thought to herself, and there was even a hint of smugness in her eyes as she glanced at Youyou.
[What a pity, Youyou, it's such a shame.]
Unfortunately for you, your scam has met its match in the smartest opponent—me!
Remember, no one can fool me, Hu Yifei!
Seeing this, Youyou's lips couldn't help but turn down, and she inwardly groaned.
Yes, no one can fool you, Hu Yifei.
Because you can easily fool yourself with just your own abilities!
I'm telling the truth, it's really true.
【Sister Yifei, why don't you believe me?!】
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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