Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 671 South Wind: Look what I've hunted!

It's not that Yifei didn't believe Youyou; she actually tried to believe Youyou for a while.

After all, although Youyou is a professional actress, the anxiety and sense of being distrusted on her face at that time were so real that it didn't seem like she was acting.

So, at Youyou's urging, the two of them launched a lightning-fast raid on Yu Mo and Nanfeng's water house, trying to catch Nanfeng and Yu Mo in the act.

However, in the end, Yu Mo was sleeping in her own bed, and Nan Feng didn't even see a trace of her early in the morning.

And just like that, Youyou's credibility in Yifei's heart was completely destroyed.

……

After learning that Nanfeng had disappeared without a trace early in the morning, no one was too worried. After all, apart from being a bit unreliable at times, Nanfeng was the most reliable person among them.

Instead of worrying about him, we should worry about Zhanbo and Guangu, who went snorkeling together.

Upon hearing that Nanfeng had disappeared, Ziqiao even jokingly said with a smug look, "That Nanfeng just vanished without a word. Could he be doing something shady behind our backs?"

Yu Mo raised an eyebrow upon hearing this: "This is the Maldives, what wrongdoing could he possibly do?"

"I know, I know."

Xiao Xian chuckled mischievously, "He must have met some blonde, blue-eyed foreign girl, and then..."

"And then what?"

Nanfeng's shout came from the direction of the sea.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.

Under the azure sky and sea, a speedboat sped straight toward them to their astonishment.

Wearing a diving suit and carrying an oxygen tank on his back, Nanfeng, fully equipped and armed, waved to the people in the apartment from his speedboat.

"Good morning, everyone! I'm back from hunting!"

"hunt?!!"

Everyone gasped in surprise.

Nanfeng's words made them feel as if they were not on a Maldives island, but rather in the Amazon rainforest.

Even if Nanfeng really did bring back some special products from the sea, fishing sounds more suitable than hunting, right?

Could he possibly catch some land creature from the sea?

Nanfeng parked the speedboat at the seaside and jumped off cleanly and efficiently.

He pointed his fingers like a sword at Ziqiao and Xiaoxian, the two guys who were making fun of him behind his back, and shouted loudly in an incredibly childish way.

"Hey!"

"You two shameless scoundrels, how dare you speak ill of me behind my back!"

As Nanfeng spoke, he quickly bent down and scooped two lumps of something out of the speedboat, then threw them forcefully at Zeng Xiaoxian and Ziqiao.

"Take this!"

"What the hell?"

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively caught the dark, lumpy thing that Nanfeng threw at him with both hands. When he looked down and took a closer look, he realized that what he was holding was a lobster bigger than his head.

Under the bright sunlight, the lobster's imposing claws stood out conspicuously and glaringly.

"Oh my god!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he dropped the lobster and retreated in a panic. Before he could take more than a few steps, he crashed into a coconut tree behind him.

Without thinking twice, Xiaoxian grabbed the straight trunk of the coconut tree and started climbing.

As everyone knows, Zeng Xiaoxian has short legs and he can't climb trees at all.

So everyone watched as Xiaoxian was so frightened by a lobster that he lost his composure and jumped up in a panic, exceeding his own limits.

He jumped five feet high, closed his eyes tightly, and clung tightly to the trunk of the coconut tree with both hands and feet.

However, no matter how hard Zeng Xiaoxian tries to unleash his potential, climbing trees is not something he can learn overnight.

He was like a bloated koala, slowly sliding down after clinging to the tree trunk.

Xiao Xian, who didn't dare to open his eyes at all, was so frightened when he felt his feet were on solid ground that he suddenly jumped up and hugged the tree trunk.

Everyone's eyes followed Xiaoxian as he jumped up, slid down, jumped up again, and slid down again, with a group of heads rising and falling in unison.

What? Ziqiao?

As soon as Zi Qiao realized that Nan Feng had thrown a king crab with pincers bigger than his head at him, he leaned back and fainted.

This situation left not only the residents of the apartment bewildered, but even the king crab, which was tightly bound by rope, completely baffled.

[I didn't even touch him, how did he collapse?]

Is this what people in the human world call a staged accident?

But I'm just a king crab, not some rich king crab!!!

"Forehead……"

Looking at the scene before him, Nanfeng was at a loss for words.

He truly hadn't expected that his "shrimp soldiers and crab generals" could scare the two brothers like this.

No, both of you have four eyes that are naturally beautiful, right?

"Look at you, so scared. A lobster can frighten you like this?"

Yifei walked over speechlessly, picked up a lobster from the beach and approached Zeng Xiaoxian.

Xiao Xian sensed Yi Fei approaching, and he clung to the tree trunk, his voice trembling as he cried out, "Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!"

"Look at your behavior."

Yifei pouted: "Even if you don't use your eyes, could you at least use your brain a little?"

"You're afraid of getting caught, but Nanfeng is indestructible and doesn't care about getting caught?"

"Open your eyes and look closely, this lobster's claws have been tied up."

Xiao Xian, who had his eyes tightly closed, timidly opened one eye after hearing what Yi Fei said, and looked at the lobster in her hand.

"You scared me!"

Xiao Xian, relieved to have escaped a false alarm, immediately let out a long breath. Instinctively, his body went limp, and he fell off the tree with a thud.

"cut."

Yifei snorted and casually tossed the lobster into Xiaoxian's arms, startling Zeng Xiaoxian once again from the sudden attack.

Everyone ignored Xiaoxian and craned their necks to look at Ziqiao, who was lying unconscious on the ground.

Wanyu asked worriedly, "Is Ziqiao alright?"

Meijia glanced at Ziqiao and said sweetly, "It's alright, watch me use my Tathagata Palm to cure him instantly."

Upon hearing the words "Buddha's Palm," Zi Qiao's closed eyelids twitched. Suddenly, he sat up abruptly on the beach, clutching his still swollen cheek and shouting in terror.

"Don't hit me!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone burst out laughing at the sight.

Goodness, Ziqiao has been traumatized by Meijia's Buddha's Palm.

So here's the question: what is the psychological trauma of Zi Qiao to the Tathagata Palm, and how do you compare it to the psychological trauma of Zeng Xiaoxian to the Flick of the Flash?

"Neither of you two can do it."

Nanfeng crossed her arms and walked over with a smile, mocking Ziqiao and Xiaoxian, "You two are so scared by these tied-up shrimp soldiers and crab generals, and you dare to slander me behind my back?"

Ziqiao and Xiaoxian exchanged a glance. They had a thousand words to say, but they felt that the more they said, the more embarrassed they would become.

Wan Yu excitedly picked up the king crab that was tied up on the beach, then glanced at the Australian lobster in Yi Fei's hand and exclaimed, "Wow, I didn't know the Maldives had Australian lobsters and king crabs!"

Nanfeng chuckled and shrugged: "I was surprised at first too. Although there are Australian lobsters and king crabs in the Indian Ocean, they shouldn't be in shallow waters."

Yu Mo thought for a moment and guessed, "Could it be that some of the live Australian lobsters and king crabs in the restaurant accidentally escaped during transportation?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, agreeing that it wasn't entirely impossible.

"It doesn't matter where they came from, it doesn't matter."

Nanfeng said excitedly, "The important thing is that the Australian lobster and king crab you have are no ordinary pair; they're a pair..."

"What?!"

Everyone gasped in surprise, unable to believe what they had just heard.

Although crabs and lobsters are both crustaceans, if they could be a pair, wouldn't that mean Kamen Rider could fall in love with a golden-armored warrior?

"A pair of good brothers!"

Nanfeng was speechless: "Couldn't you wait until someone has finished speaking?"

"cut."

Everyone immediately lost interest.

They had just concocted a three-million-word, epic love story in their minds, only to find out they were just a pair of good brothers.

"Hey, can't you guys at least respect their brotherly bond?!"

Nanfeng said with dissatisfaction, "You have no idea what I saw back then. They were not ordinary Australian dragons and king crabs. They were Australian dragons and king crabs that would cooperate to hunt and share joys and sorrows."

"Just three minutes before I caught them, those two had teamed up to kill a giant shrimp!"

He couldn't help but exclaim in amazement, "Just think about it, the fact that Australian lobsters and king crabs can actually stick together is simply a miracle of nature!"

"Yes, if you put it that way, they really are a miracle of nature."

Yifei glanced at Nanfeng: "But what's the use of even the most miraculous things? Didn't you still catch them?"

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng was taken aback upon hearing this.

Xiao Xian chuckled and said, "It seems even the miracles of nature can't compare to humanity's 'dimensional reduction attack.' So, how do you plan to eat them after you caught them?"

"Who said I was going to eat it?"

Nanfeng snorted: "I just plan to catch them and show them to you. I'll put them back in the sea when we leave the Maldives."

"All right."

Everyone nodded; they had no objection to Nanfeng's decision.

If it were anywhere else, they might actually be quite tempted by this pile of Australian lobsters and king crabs that are even bigger than Zeng Xiaoxian's head.

However, this is the seven-star resort island of Lin's International Bank, so if they want to eat Australian lobster and king crab, they don't need to sacrifice these two "miracles of nature".

Of course, Xiao Xian and Zi Qiao, who were scared half to death by Nan Feng's pair of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, would not let go of this opportunity to mock Nan Feng.

Ziqiao asked with a smile, "So, after spending half a day 'hunting' at sea, all you 'hunted' was this pair of inedible miracles?"

"How is that possible?"

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow smugly, then smiled mysteriously: "Let me tell you, this pair of miracles isn't the most special prey I hunted today."

"I assure you: you will never guess what I hunted this time, and no one else will be able to hunt it."

"boast."

Xiao Xian didn't believe there was anything in the sea that only Nan Feng, a "jack of all trades, master of none," could hunt: "What kind of prey is so special? Did you catch a mermaid?"

"A mermaid?"

Nanfeng thought for a moment and said, "I'd say you got about one-third right."

Xiao Xian was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

Nanfeng pointed triumphantly at the speedboat: "My prey is in the speedboat right now. You'll see when you get there."

They exchanged glances, knowing that Nanfeng would never play tricks, and walked towards the speedboat with suspicious expressions.

They stepped across the beach, into the shallow sea, and craned their necks to peer into the speedboat.

In an instant, everyone's pupils dilated in shock, and even their breathing stopped.

Standing on the beach with his arms crossed, Nanfeng smiled brightly at everyone and silently counted down from three in his mind.

"three."

"two."

"one."

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