Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 672 Dolphin Bay Lovers

Everyone stared in horror at Zhang Wei, who was lying in the speedboat, wearing a life jacket and soaking wet. Their mouths involuntarily gaped open.

At this moment, Zhang Wei's eyes were closed, and his face showed the classic perverted smile he wore when he was fast asleep.

He lay on his side on the speedboat, clutching a swimming ring tightly in his arms, his hands wandering restlessly over it.

"Ziwei! Ziwei!"

"Until the mountains crumble and the heavens and earth unite, I will never part from you, Ziwei!"

Listening to Zhang Wei's mumbling in his sleep, everyone felt a dull ache in their trigeminal nerves.

"South Wind, this is the prey you hunted in the sea..."

"A wild Zhang Wei?!"

Yu Mo couldn't help but turn back to look at Nan Feng, and asked in horror, "Since the wild Zhang Wei is here, what about the one we keep at home?"

Nanfeng shrugged: "Although I haven't gone back to the water house to check yet, there shouldn't be another Zhang Wei with a head like this."

"Who said that?"

Xiao Xian felt that Nan Feng couldn't be judged so simply. He proposed another conjecture: "It's also possible that he's not Zhang Wei, but a golden-armored warrior floating on the sea because he's exhausted his energy."

"Um."

Everyone nodded, agreeing that Xiaoxian's words made sense.

Even if the person in front of me isn't a golden-armored warrior, judging from how he keeps calling out "Ziwei" in his dream, he might actually be Erkang from the new My Fair Princess.

Nanfeng was speechless. He pointed at Zhang Wei in the speedboat and said, "Please look carefully. Is it possible that the Golden Armor Warrior and Er Kang are wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas?"

"This guy is Zhang Wei, the one we keep at home... Ugh!"

Nanfeng patted his forehead: "What do you mean by 'wild,' 'domestic,' 'this side,' and 'that side'? I almost got confused by all of that."

"This guy is Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei with 99.999% purity!"

"A one-of-a-kind, limited-edition auction. Those who want to buy can now raise their paddles."

Wan Yu raised her hand and asked, "Nanfeng, although you dug this Zhang Wei out of the sea, it's understandable to put him up for auction."

"But before the auction, shouldn't you at least tell us how this collectible... ugh, how Zhang Wei ended up in the sea all of a sudden?"

As Wanyu spoke, she couldn't help but feel a lingering fear.

Just moments ago, everyone thought Zhang Wei was still sleeping in his bedroom, but now they see him being brought back from the sea by Nanfeng...

[My goodness, this was almost terrifying!]

[Wait, this is almost a death sentence!!!]

Everyone felt a pang of fear, just like Wanyu.

Imagine that scenario.

The sky was a clear blue, and white clouds drifted lazily by. Everyone was enjoying cold drinks and taking photos on the beach, chatting and laughing the whole time, having a great time...

Then suddenly Zhang Wei floated on the sea.

Oh my god!

The mere thought of that scene sent chills down everyone's spines.

Despite the Maldives' temperatures being in the mid-twenties, they genuinely felt a bone-chilling cold.

Except for Nanfeng, everyone else felt weak in their limbs and needed to lean against the side of the speedboat to stay upright.

"I don't think it's necessary to elaborate on how Zhang Wei ended up in the sea."

Seeing everyone's terrified expressions, Nanfeng didn't make any jokes, after all, his reaction when he encountered Zhang Wei earlier wasn't much better than theirs.

just……

Nanfeng couldn't help but recall the scene from that time.

……

Twenty minutes ago, on the vast blue sea of ​​the Maldives.

Nanfeng was maneuvering the speedboat, cruising around in the shallow waters.

Logically speaking, even if he has a yacht driving license, for safety reasons, there should be one or two relevant professionals accompanying him on the speedboat.

But if there are professionals accompanying him on the speedboat, why would he need to drive the speedboat himself?

What he wants is the feeling of being unrestrained and speeding freely in the sea breeze; having people around him will only affect the speed of his speedboat.

Besides, if there are strangers around, there will be many things I can't do.

For example...

"ah!!!"

Facing the boundless sea, Nanfeng raised his arms in an extremely childish manner and shouted: "I am the master of myself! I am the protagonist of my life! Nothing can stop my progress!"

"Veni! Vidi! Vici! (I came! I saw! I conquered!)"

Right? Let alone having a stranger around, if there were even someone who could understand human speech around, like Jiang Zhouzi, Nanfeng wouldn't dare to utter such a cringeworthy and shameful declaration.

But here was the boundless blue sea, and all that was around him was the howling sea breeze and a pair of shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were tied up.

With the sky high and the sea vast and boundless, only in such an environment can I unrestrainedly shout out my inner emotions.

Life isn't a novel, and you're not the protagonist of a novel.

Could it be that my cringeworthy remarks could be known by others?

Stop kidding me!

"Little Swallow, Little Swallow... I like you so much, Little Swallow."

"Little Swallow, marry me."

"I, Er Kang, will make you happy..."

The familiar murmurs drifted on the wind, almost startling the chuunibyou-afflicted Nanfeng so much that she leaned back.

That voice... is it Fu Erkang?

How could Fu Erkang fall in love with Xiao Yanzi?

Pooh!

Isn't that Zhang Wei's voice?!

Nanfeng immediately looked around nervously, muttering under his breath, "Damn, I can't be that unlucky, can I?"

"Running into acquaintances at sea?!"

Nanfeng, who had finally gotten carried away with youthful passion and had a moment of chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur), realized that Zhang Wei might have heard his chuunibyou remarks. His subconscious reaction was that he might as well take Zhang Wei down with him.

It's important to know that compared to embarrassing things being repeatedly mentioned, boys are more afraid of their cringeworthy remarks being heard and teased over and over again.

This feeling of shame is like someone digging up your elementary and middle school social media posts, personal signatures, Chinese essays, and nicknames from various platforms from some hidden corner, and then reciting them to you with dramatic intonation.

In this situation, if someone can hold back their murderous intent for less than three minutes, Nanfeng would think that person must be a saint.

Nanfeng stopped the speedboat. He looked around for a long time but couldn't find any other vehicles on the sea. However, Zhang Wei's voice kept chattering in his ears.

"My lord, my lord..."

"I've waited a thousand years for this opportunity, and I have no regrets~~~"

"Who whispered in my ear that their love for me would never change..."

Very good, this is a seamless transition from Fu Erkang to Bai Suzhen.

Nanfeng looked around but still couldn't find any other means of transportation at sea.

That shouldn't be the case. How did Zhang Wei get here without any transportation?

Did they swim over?

The distance from here to the island is not short, and neither Zhang Wei's swimming skills nor his physical strength should have supported him swimming here.

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow, falling into self-doubt: "Could it be that I've been listening to too many random moans lately, and now I'm hallucinating?"

"Even if it's a hallucination, why is it Zhang Wei I'm hallucinating about?!"

As Nanfeng was thinking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a dazzling orange-yellow color in the vast blue sea out of the corner of his eye.

That's... a life jacket?

Without much hesitation, Nanfeng started the speedboat and slowly turned it around.

The speedboat continued to move slowly until Nanfeng could stick his head out and see the floating object on the sea. Nanfeng was immediately stunned.

"Zhang Wei?"

"What are you doing to that dolphin?!"

Nanfeng stared in horror at Zhang Wei, who was wearing a life jacket and clinging tightly to a dolphin on the sea surface, with a lewd smile on his face.

In an instant, Nanfeng felt as if he had been struck by lightning; the thunderbolt from a clear sky above him left him completely stunned.

Could it be that after the undead knight Ning Caichen and the outlaw hero Xu Hanwen, another classic character will be added to the literary record of mankind—the dolphin lover Zhang Wei?

Wait, this dolphin seems to be male?

I see, it turns out it's Zhang Wei, the lover from Dolphin Bay.

Nanfeng's lips twitched, and he realized that his idea was too absurd.

Although Zhang Wei is a bit abnormal in general, he wouldn't be this abnormal.

So now there's only one possibility left...

"Damn! Zhang Wei, you can even sleepwalk in the Maldives?!"

Nanfeng stared blankly at Zhang Wei, who was being carried by dolphins, her trembling right hand repeatedly patting her chest.

He felt his mind was blank, his eyes were glazed over, and he felt like he was about to crash.

"Oh my god..."

Nanfeng kept repeating those four words to himself; he truly never imagined he would see Zhang Wei at sea.

You should know that this guy only sleepwalked once in the year since he moved here, and that time it was because Zhang Wei was under too much pressure, and he was taking sleeping pills and melatonin together.

Who would have thought he'd be sleepwalking in the Maldives!

Moreover, Nanfeng can guarantee that he heard this guy turning over in bed before he went out for a speedboat ride.

So, I drove off in the speedboat, and this guy woke up and started sleepwalking the moment afterward?

Zhang Wei did it on purpose, didn't he?

Nanfeng stared at Zhang Wei's life jacket, and for a moment he really wasn't sure if this guy was deliberately playing a prank on him.

Although each bedroom is equipped with several life jackets because the water villas have water slides, it is truly illogical that Zhang Wei, a sleepwalker, could put on a life jacket and go down the slide into the sea.

Nanfeng grabbed a long net from the speedboat and aimed it at Zhang Wei, who was being carried around in circles by dolphins.

"Zhang Wei?"

"Viagra?"

"Zhang Dapao?"

"Golden Armor Warrior Fu Erkang!"

Nanfeng used the net to poke at Zhang Wei's ticklish spots all over, but no matter how hard he tried or what name he called out, the guy didn't react.

Only then did he realize that Zhang Wei was indeed sleepwalking.

"My God, that almost killed someone!"

Nanfeng originally wanted to drive the speedboat over, but he was worried that the dolphins might uncontrollably carry Zhang Wei near the spinning propeller.

So he grabbed two swimming rings from the speedboat, jumped off, and swam vigorously toward Zhang Wei and the dolphin.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)