Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 673 Zhang Wei's Fantastic Journey

As it turns out, Nanfeng's worries were unfounded; dolphins are indeed among the most intelligent animals in the world besides humans.

At least that's how the dolphin carrying Zhang Wei was.

Before Nanfeng's speedboat arrived, the dolphin had been carrying Zhang Wei towards the shore.

When the south wind came, it stopped and obediently carried Zhang Wei in circles near the speedboat.

Seeing Nanfeng, fully armed and carrying a swimming ring, leap into the water, it even carried Zhang Wei directly towards Nanfeng.

Perhaps it's because humans happen to fit the aesthetic preferences of dolphins, and Zhang Wei happens to fit the aesthetic preferences of this dolphin, so this dolphin seems to really like Zhang Wei.

Even when Zhang Wei was sound asleep, Dolphin Brother stayed by his side until he delivered him to Nanfeng.

Seeing how intelligent and well-behaved the dolphin was, Nanfeng's tense heart gradually relaxed.

For a fleeting moment, Nanfeng felt that Zhang Wei was truly destined for greatness.

Despite his usual bad luck, his luck at crucial moments is unbelievably good.

Even though he was sleepwalking into the sea, Zhang Wei was still able to put on a life jacket beforehand and sailed across the ocean safely without any incident.

Moreover, it wasn't enough that he was safe and sound; he also had a dolphin protecting him throughout the entire journey.

Dolphins are not easy creatures to find.

Although speedboat dolphin watching is part of the entertainment activities on Maldives resort islands, many people have searched at sea for days without even seeing a dolphin.

This guy is something else; he just takes a nap and gets to enjoy the legendary dolphin rescue service.

Nanfeng couldn't help but pat Zhang Wei on the dolphin's back and complain, "Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, that's why I say you're poor."

"You've used up all your luck on these weird and wonderful things, it's no wonder you can't get rich."

Thinking of this, Nanfeng leaned against the swimming ring and took out his waterproof phone from his wetsuit.

"Come on, Dolphin Bro, let's take a group photo because of Zhang Wei's strange luck."

Whether or not Dolphin Bro truly understood Nanfeng's words, it grinned in agreement.

With a soft click, Nanfeng's stiff smile while taking a selfie, Zhang Wei's lecherous smile while sleepwalking, and Dolphin Brother's innocent and naive smile as an animal were all frozen in time.

……

A few minutes later, Nanfeng finally managed to push the sluggish Zhang Wei, who was still completely unresponsive, onto the speedboat.

He then climbed up himself, lay down on the speedboat, panting and closing his eyes to rest.

However, as soon as Nanfeng closed her eyes, she felt an evil hand reaching towards her chest.

He had a blank expression and turned to look at Zhang Wei beside him.

Sure enough, what met Nanfeng's eyes was still Zhang Wei's infatuated smile.

Sooner or later, I'll declare my love for you.

"My brain and my heart, every organ in my body is saying: I love you..."

Very well, the lines have changed again.

Zhang Wei, you have a really wide range of acting skills!

Nanfeng gritted her teeth and sat up, grabbing the swimming ring next to her and shoving it into Zhang Wei's arms: "Here, these are your Little Swallow, Xu Xian, and Chi Zaozao. You have to treat them well."

He got up and returned to the driver's seat to turn back, but was surprised to find that the dolphin was still swimming around nearby.

"Dolphin Bro, you haven't left yet?"

Nanfeng was taken aback at first, then he said with a grin, "Oh right, we haven't thanked you yet."

"I will never forget your great kindness and virtue."

"How about... I have Zhang Wei kowtow to you?"

???

Dolphin Bro had absolutely no idea what Nanfeng was talking about.

Nanfeng glanced down at Zhang Wei, who was sleeping like a log, and also felt that it was unrealistic to pull him up to kowtow.

The problem is that, apart from this, he really doesn't know how to thank the dolphin that helped him so much.

He did carry a few pieces of chocolate with him just in case, but the problem is that dolphins can't eat chocolate.

"How about... I give them to you?"

Nanfeng finally picked up the pair of shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were tied up. In fact, he didn't know whether lobsters and crabs were on the dolphin's menu, but this should be the most formal gift he could give at the moment.

"They are a miracle created by nature. Shall I give this miracle to you now?"

"Consider it an exchange of lives."

[Shrimp soldiers and crab generals: ...]

[Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals: No, you're really something, trading our brothers' lives for yours!]

Dolphin glanced at the two unlucky shrimp soldiers and crab generals, shook his head to indicate that he wasn't hungry.

Nanfeng was now at a loss for words: "Then what do you want?"

Dolphin tilted its head back as far as it could.

Nanfeng followed the dolphin's gaze and immediately nodded in understanding.

"I see."

Three minutes later, Nanfeng drove the speedboat back to port.

He turned around and waved goodbye to Dolphin Bro, who was playing with a lifebuoy on his head.

……

"...That's how it is."

Nanfeng cut out her chuunibyou-ish remarks and told everyone about her encounter with Zhang Wei in detail.

"Look, this is a photo we took with the dolphins."

Everyone took the phone and looked at it, and immediately burst into laughter.

Curry Sauce exclaimed, "It really is! This dolphin looks so cheeky, it looks a bit like an innocent and adorable version of Teacher Zeng!"

Yifei snorted upon hearing this: "Zeng Xiaoxian can't be put together with the words 'pure,' 'true,' and 'cute,' okay?"

Xiaoxian's smile vanished instantly.

If you remove three of the four words "innocent and adorable," then all that's left is "stupid."

"Oh well, it's nothing, thank goodness it was just a false alarm."

Wan Yu poked Zhang Wei, who was still smiling in his sleep, but seeing that he didn't react, she muttered softly, "So we were all scared to death, but in the end, it was just Zhang Wei's fantastical sleepwalking adventure?"

Yu Mo remarked with lingering fear, "A fantastical voyage? If Zhang Wei had been even slightly less lucky, it would have turned into a story of floating corpses at sea by now."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Zhang Wei was lucky this time; he encountered a smart and friendly dolphin.

What if he's unlucky and runs into a shark?

They don't want everyone to go on a trip only to have one person go home empty-handed.

Meijia stared at Zhang Wei lying on the speedboat, and recalled that night of unbearable torment.

She couldn't help but ask, "What exactly is the trigger mechanism for Zhang Wei's sleepwalking? Why is his sleepwalking always so dramatic?"

Nanfeng sighed: "Sleepwalking is caused by a combination of factors, there is no fixed triggering mechanism."

"Besides, Zhang Wei rarely sleepwalks. He usually just talks in his sleep and likes to act out TV dramas."

He paused, then continued, "Zhang Wei has been living in the apartment for almost a year now, and as far as I can remember, this is only the second time he's sleepwalked."

"Is this only the second time you've sleepwalked?"

Yifei glanced nervously at Zhang Wei, who was still lost in his dream.

Even though she considered herself fearless, she was genuinely a little intimidated by Zhang Wei.

"This guy caused a world war in the apartment the first time he sleepwalked, and almost drifted into the Indian Ocean to feed sharks the second time. I don't even want to think about what he'll do the third time he sleepwalks."

After hearing Yifei's words, everyone looked at Zhang Wei with concern.

Xiao Xian asked, "We're still staying here tonight, what should we do with Zhang Wei then?"

Without hesitation, Youyou replied, "It's simple, just let him spend the night with one of your boys."

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng, Xiaoxian, and Ziqiao looked at each other in bewilderment upon hearing this.

It wasn't that they disliked Zhang Wei, but Zhang Wei was incredibly strong in his sleepwalking state. What if they couldn't stop him and ended up being pushed into the sea by him?

Since that's the case, then why not...

The three of them exchanged a knowing glance and simultaneously let out a wicked "hehehe" laugh.

……

Zhang Wei felt like he had a very, very long dream.

In his dream, he seemed to be lying on a bamboo raft, which was drifting aimlessly on the sea with the ocean current.

At first, he was the only one on the bamboo raft embarking on this solitary journey.

Gradually, he found a soulmate by his side with whom he could talk about stars, the moon, poetry, and life ideals.

This partner seems to be Ziwei, or Xiaoyanzi, or even Xu Xian and Chi Zaozao.

Wait, what kind of nonsense is this?

Zhang Wei groggily opened his eyes, and instinctively tried to sit up and stretch.

With his large movements, the rattling of the chains sounded particularly jarring.

What was that sound?

Zhang Wei rubbed his sleepy eyes, but suddenly felt a chill run down his spine.

He stood there stunned for a moment, then suddenly opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Zhang Wei, are you awake?"

Sitting at the foot of the bed, Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "How was your sleep? Did you enjoy it?"

"What the hell? Teacher Zeng, what are you doing here?"

Zhang Wei instinctively opened his mouth, only to find that his mouth was dry and his throat was terribly hoarse.

"No, what's wrong with my throat?"

Zhang Wei tried to get up, but was pulled back down.

He looked down and realized that his wrists were tightly handcuffed, with two long iron chains extending along the shackles and fixed to the sides of the bed.

The worst part is that he was supposed to be wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants pajama set, but now he's completely naked except for a wet pair of underwear.

"What's going on now?"

Zhang Wei looked up at Zeng Xiaoxian in astonishment: "Teacher Zeng, what did you do to me?!"

"Don't worry, don't be nervous. We're doing this for your own good."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously and said, "Zhang Wei, I have to tell you something: boys must take good care of themselves when they're out and about."

"Otherwise, you'll end up like this, not even realizing when you entered the adult entertainment industry."

"Go to sea?!"

Zhang Wei's pupils dilated instantly, and he seemed to hear a thunderous roar in his ears.

He looked down at his naked body, his wet underwear, and the thick, long shackles on his wrists...

Oh, and my hoarse voice too.

Given everything before my eyes, and combined with Teacher Zeng's words about "going into business," it's clear that there's no need to ask any further questions about what I've been through.

[You beast! You beast!]

Teacher Zeng... no!

[Zeng Xiaoxian, I never knew you were this kind of person!!]

You're a fucking animal!!!

Zhang Wei was filled with indignation. He stared in horror at Zeng Xiaoxian in front of him, completely unable to believe that he would suffer such inhumane treatment.

"Zhang Wei, why are you looking at me like that?"

Xiao Xian said with a grin, "It's just going into the sea, why are you so scared?"

"Zhang Wei, I have something to tell you..."

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian!"

He lunged at Xiaoxian, yelling, "I'm going to kill you!!!"

Zhang Wei's sudden attack was so fast that Xiao Xian didn't even have time to react and was completely stunned.

After he came to his senses, he looked at Zhang Wei, who was right in front of him but could not touch him at all due to the shackles, with a bewildered expression.

"Teacher Zeng, has Zhang Wei woken up yet?"

Ziqiao walked in as he spoke. He looked at Zhang Wei on the bed, who was gritting his teeth and desperately trying to get close to Zeng Xiaoxian but couldn't. He was also puzzled.

"Are you... testing how strong these shackles are?"

"Lu! Zi! Qiao!"

Seeing this, Zhang Wei was filled with grief and indignation. He cried out with all his might, "I never thought you were involved too!"

"You beast! You beast!!!"

???

Xiao Xian and Zi Qiao were both completely confused when they heard this.

Why is Zhang Wei suddenly acting so crazy?

Is he still sleepwalking?

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)