Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 676 Guan Gu's Vision Goes Black

"Zhang Wei, you went too far... no, you kicked way too hard."

Inside Zhang Wei's water house, Youyou was bandaging Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a large bump on his head.

She originally wanted to change her clothes before Guan Gu returned so that nothing would happen to her and she could wait to visit the wedding chapel on the Maldives with Guan Gu.

I heard that church is incredibly romantic and has a wonderful atmosphere!

On her way back to the water house, she suddenly heard Zhang Wei's roar and Zi Qiao and Teacher Zeng's screams.

She rushed over without even having time to change her clothes, and then...

Youyou patted Zeng Xiaoxian's head: "Perfect, as expected, I'm really skillful."

"Hiss... Is that so?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose head was swollen with a large bump, gasped as soon as Youyou patted him. He instinctively reached up to touch his head, but only found a huge bow.

"Youyou, it's just a bump, it doesn't really matter whether it's bandaged or not."

"So...you didn't have to tie such a big bow on me, did you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the super bow-shaped bandage on his head, which was several times larger than his own head circumference, and asked.

Youyou chuckled and said, "Teacher Zeng, you don't understand. Wanyu said that this kind of big bow is the trend this year."

"But no matter how trendy it gets, it won't be a trend for us men."

Xiaoxian turned to look at Ziqiao in front of the vanity mirror: "You agree, right, Ziqiao?"

"Don't ask me, I'm annoyed!"

Sitting by the dressing table, Ziqiao was gasping for breath, looking at her swollen face with heartache.

Besides the handprint from Meijia's Tathagata Palm, his face now bears an even more glaring and conspicuous footprint.

"Zhang Wei!"

Ziqiao turned his head away fiercely and glared at Zhang Wei by the bedside.

"You'll repay me with my handsome, dashing, and breathtakingly good-looking face!"

"No compensation. I haven't even asked you for compensation for my emotional distress yet."

Sitting on the edge of the bed, Zhang Wei had already removed the shackles from his wrists and changed into a clean set of clothes.

He sat on the edge of the bed, tilted his head back, and gulped down a whole bottle of mineral water in a few mouthfuls before closing his eyes and letting out a satisfied groan.

"Ah~~~"

Zhang Wei let out a burp, patted his protruding belly, and casually tossed the empty bottle in his hand onto the ground, letting it join the pile of empty bottles on the floor.

Zhang Wei pursed his still chapped lips and stared at Zi Qiao defiantly.

"Who told you two bastards not to explain things to me clearly in the first place, but instead teamed up to make fun of me?"

"Serves you right!"

Zhang Wei didn't know how wronged Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian felt, but he felt wronged himself.

From his perspective, he was simply too excited and overwhelmed by his first trip abroad last night, and couldn't fall asleep all night.

I don't know how early in the morning, but I finally drifted off to sleep.

As it turned out, when he woke up, he found that not only had his clothes been taken off, but his underwear was also wet, his voice was hoarse, and his wrists were even shackled.

Most importantly, Zhang Wei felt extremely uncomfortable all over, his mouth tasted salty and bitter, and he was incredibly thirsty, as if he had been drugged.

At that moment, Teacher Zeng, with a sly grin, uttered nonsense that I couldn't understand at the time, such as "Boys also need to protect themselves," and "You might accidentally end up in the sea"...

My first reaction was, of course, to rush forward and perish together with Teacher Zeng.

He didn't expect that the chains of the shackles weren't long enough, and his hands couldn't reach Teacher Zeng at all.

If everything stays where it is, then we can just explain things clearly and that's it.

Unfortunately, after Zi Qiao came in, he took advantage of being bound by chains and couldn't reach him at all.

So he and Teacher Zeng went along in a charade, making a lot of jokes that seemed to be explanations but were actually just meant to make you misunderstand.

How can I describe the destructive power of these jokes on myself...?

Let me put it this way.

If their jokes were written into a novel, they would never pass censorship!

Since that's the case, then all I could do, filled with grief and indignation, was deliver a powerful roundhouse kick to them.

"Hey, what does this have to do with me?"

Xiaoxian covered his head and said irritably, "I don't know what Ziqiao is thinking, but I've been explaining things to you normally from beginning to end. You just didn't understand what I meant!"

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes at Xiao Xian: "Teacher Zeng, I won't even mention how misleading your words are, just your lewd and perverted smile makes it hard for anyone to understand what you mean correctly."

"What nonsense! What kind of talk is that!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked indignant: "That was a normal and polite smile from a good man! What I said was just a kind reminder from a good man to you!"

"I'm gentle and kind-hearted, good-natured and sincere, how could I be considered a pervert and lewd!"

As soon as Xiaoxian said this, without even Zhang Wei needing to reply, Ziqiao and Youyou already pouted with strange expressions.

Youyou patted his shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, what you said is too outrageous. Actually, we all know that being a pervert is your true nature."

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zeng Xiaoxian angrily shook off Youyou's hand and turned his head away in a huff.

She chuckled softly; she was already used to Teacher Zeng's sulking.

She turned to look at Zhang Wei and asked curiously, "Zhang Wei, do you remember what you dreamed about when you sleepwalked?"

Zhang Wei hesitated for a moment, then replied in a hoarse voice, "It was all blurry in the dream, I don't remember it very clearly."

"It seems to be something about ocean waves, bamboo rafts, crape myrtle, Little Swallow, and Xu Xian..."

He thought for a moment, then his eyes suddenly lit up: "That's right, I think I heard Nanfeng shouting something in my dream..."

"I am the master of my own destiny, the protagonist of my own life, and nothing can stop me from moving forward!"

Zhang Wei shrugged: "I couldn't understand what he said after that, but it sounded like..."

"Veni! Vidi! Vici! (I came! I saw! I conquered!)"

Ziqiao said strangely, "So you not only dreamed about Nanfeng, but you also remembered exactly what he said in the dream?"

He raised an eyebrow, his face beaming, and leaned closer: "Zhang Wei, you're not really a Dolphin Bay (Taiwanese) couple, are you?"

"Go! Go! Go!"

Zhang Wei raised his foot high and launched a threatening attack on Zi Qiao.

Upon seeing this, Ziqiao was so frightened that he retreated repeatedly. He covered his face and cursed, "Zhang Wei, let me tell you, I will remember the time you kicked me in the face for the rest of my life!"

"Also, you don't have athlete's foot, do you?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, then grabbed his foot and smelled it amidst everyone's strange looks.

"Alas……"

The three of them immediately showed their disgust.

"what!"

Zhang Wei's face flushed red, and he stubbornly said, "I just took a shower, and my feet not only don't smell bad, they actually smell wonderful."

"Don't believe me? Take a sniff!"

As Zhang Wei spoke, he lifted his foot in front of them.

The three of them pinched their noses and backed away in unison.

"Go to hell!"

"Get lost!"

"Thank you and your whole family!"

Zhang Wei casually withdrew his foot. He looked down at the empty bottles scattered on the ground, hesitated for a moment, and then looked up and asked.

"Is there any water left? I'm thirsty."

Upon hearing this, Youyou exclaimed in surprise, "You've already drunk a whole case of bottled water, and you're still thirsty?"

"no way."

Zhang Wei poked his round belly, and everyone could even hear the gurgling sound coming from his thin, stretched belly.

"I think I swallowed a lot of seawater while sleepwalking in the sea, and now I'm incredibly thirsty."

"Then you can't drink anymore."

Youyou said firmly, "Zhang Wei, your belly is so bloated you're almost pregnant. If you drink any more, I'm afraid we'll both die."

Meijia, who happened to arrive, was startled upon hearing this: "What pregnant woman? What do you mean by 'two lives lost'?"

Everyone turned to look at Mika, whose hair was disheveled, and asked curiously, "Mika, why are you back?"

"long!"

Meijia rushed straight into the house, tightly grasping Youyou's hands and asking, "Youyou, are you alright?"

Youyou was taken aback, wondering why Meijia was so nervous: "Me? Of course I'm fine."

"What about the baby? Is the baby alright?"

Youyou answered instinctively, "The baby didn't either..."

"no!"

Youyou was startled at first, then her eyes suddenly lit up with a gossip-loving gleam.

She quickly asked, "Where did this baby come from? Whose baby is it?"

"Of course, it's your and Guan Gu's baby!"

"What?!?!"

The four people inside the room were struck dumb upon hearing this.

"What?!?!"

Guan Gu, who had just surfaced outside, was stunned. His vision went black, and he collapsed into Zhan Bo's arms.

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)