Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 677 Retribution, retribution indeed!
Chapter 677 Retribution, retribution indeed!
"Guan Gu?"
"Guan Gu!"
Everyone was startled to see Guan Gu fall into Zhan Bo's arms and quickly gathered around him.
"Guan Guan!"
Youyou slapped Guangu's face anxiously, afraid that he would suddenly faint because of something inexplicable.
Fortunately, although Guan Gu was indeed shocked to hear the news, he still claimed to be the last samurai of Japan, so he was not so fragile as to actually faint.
Guan Gu originally wanted to get up and tell everyone that he was fine, but Youyou's slaps, swift as the wind and as powerful as lightning, made him see stars.
Let alone getting up, Guan Gu can't even say a proper sentence now.
"long……"
Snapped!
Youyou didn't hear Guan Gu's voice at all; she just kept slapping her face and shouting, "Guan Guan, are you alright, Guan Guan?"
"I didn't..."
clap clap clap! !
"Guan Gu, wake up, Guan Gu!"
"I always..."
*Clap clap clap clap clap!*
"Guan Gu, don't scare me, Guan Gu!"
……
"alright."
Seeing this, Xiaoxian quickly stopped Youyou: "At the rate you're going to fight like this, even if Guan Gu is alright, you'll still slap him into a pig's head and then make him sit at the same table as Ziqiao."
"Youyou, this is the age of technology. How can you use such a barbaric method to awaken me?"
Guan Gu almost burst into tears upon hearing this; it was the first time he had ever been so moved after hearing Teacher Zeng's voice.
However, his emotion didn't last three seconds before Xiaoxian continued, "In this technological age, we should just use high technology!"
"Among the weird tools the butler sent over before, there seems to be a collar with built-in electric shock and paralysis functions. Perhaps we could..."
"I'm all better!"
Startled, Guan Gu quickly pushed Kai Bo aside and stood up straight.
"I'm fine! Very fine!"
Facing everyone's worried gazes, he covered his flushed face and said, "It's true! It's really true!"
"That's good……"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that Guan Gu was fine except for blushing a little, everyone's attention turned to the strange baby.
"long……"
Guan Gu paused, looking as if he wanted to say something but hesitated.
To be honest, this baby was definitely not in his plans.
My best-case scenario for my life plan is to buy a house and a car in Shanghai within five years, get married and have a wedding within seven years, and start planning for pregnancy within eight years.
If all goes well, he hopes the child will be born on the tenth anniversary of his relationship with Youyou.
However, as things stand, plans are clearly not keeping up with changes.
Guan Gu took a deep breath and asked, "Youyou, are you really pregnant?"
If plans can't keep up with changes... then let the changes happen!
"no."
Just as Guan Gu had made up his mind, Youyou said, completely bewildered, "I don't even know how I got pregnant when I was perfectly fine?"
Guan Gu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but still asked again to confirm, "Are you telling the truth?"
"certainly!"
Youyou's eyes widened, her face full of confusion: "I've never tested myself to see if I'm pregnant, nor have I ever been to the hospital for a checkup. I have no idea how I got this news of being pregnant."
The boys still stared suspiciously at Youyou's slightly protruding belly.
To be honest, Youyou, who ate a lot of good food during the Chinese New Year but hasn't received any acting offers yet, has indeed been a little lazy when it comes to maintaining her figure.
Youyou looked down and poked her protruding belly, then looked up and said, embarrassed and annoyed, "Okay, okay, I'll lose weight when I get back!"
Zhanbo, the honest boy, still wasn't convinced and asked again, "Youyou, you're not lying to us, are you?"
"No!"
Youyou stamped her feet anxiously and said, "If you don't believe me, I can prove it!"
Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "How do you prove it?"
"I can...do twenty back handsprings in a row!"
As Youyou spoke, she waved her hand to push everyone aside: "Make way for me, I'll show you right now!"
Seeing this, the boys quickly stopped Youyou.
If you made Youyou do twenty back handsprings in a row here, she'd probably have to flip all the way from her bedroom to the sea.
"No, no, no."
"No, absolutely not!"
"It's unnecessary, really unnecessary."
Yes, we all believe you.
Youyou snorted: "You all believed that?"
The boys nodded repeatedly, "We believe you."
"very good."
She let out a long sigh, thought for a moment, and then said, "Since I'm not pregnant, then this news..."
Everyone fell silent for a moment.
They all turned their heads and looked at Mika, who was tiptoeing and trying to sneak away.
"Beautiful! Jia!"
Everyone gritted their teeth and shouted in unison.
Hi~~~
Meijia forced a sweet smile and timidly raised one hand to wave at everyone.
In fact, the moment Guan Gu's vision went black and he collapsed into Zhan Bo's arms, Mei Jia already knew that her reasoning was absolutely wrong.
The reason she only left secretly now was mainly because she was worried that her erroneous deduction would cause an even bigger blunder.
Seeing that things had been explained, Mika tried to sneak away. But she hadn't expected these guys to react so quickly!
Guan Gu adjusted his glasses expressionlessly, the lenses reflecting a chilling light in his icy gaze.
"Mika, what exactly happened?"
"actually……"
Mika gave a forced smile for a moment, then asked weakly, "If I said this was just a little pre-April Fool's Day prank, would you believe me?"
"Of course I believe it."
Everyone nodded repeatedly, but their faces were full of doubt.
"oops!"
Meijia pretended to be surprised and raised the SLR camera in her hand, exclaiming, "What happened? How did I manage to steal Nanfeng's SLR camera?"
"No, I have to go and return it to him right away."
"May we meet again someday, bye-bye!"
"Come back here!!!"
Everyone rushed forward and pulled Mika back.
……
A few minutes later.
Under everyone's persistent questioning, they finally learned from Mika what she called her reasoning.
Everyone was speechless, and Youyou was so angry she stomped her foot: "Meijia, what...what is all this nonsense?!"
Mika chuckled sheepishly and held out her hand, making a small gesture: "Oh, I was just overthinking it a tiny bit."
"Just a tiny bit overthinking...that's all?!"
Youyou exclaimed loudly, "Your reasoning skills are almost on par with Guan Gu's!"
"Huh?"
Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's expression changed, and he uttered a Conan-like question.
Faced with the annoyed Youyou, Meijia could only shrink back and mutter to herself, "Who told you two to act so strangely these past few days?"
"I was trying to keep it a secret!"
With her neck stretched out, Youyou said angrily, "Do you really think it's as easy as it looks for a big mouth like me to keep a secret?!"
Do you know how much effort I put in behind the scenes? Do you know how much I struggled in my heart?
Do you know me...?
"So, you kept the secret?"
Zhanbo blinked and asked.
"Forehead……"
Youyou's face stiffened, and her neck, which had been stretched high, gradually slumped down.
Amidst everyone's bewildered gazes, Youyou transformed into a guilty little turtle, just like Meijia.
She chuckled awkwardly and said, "Um... I'll go change my clothes first. You guys give Mika a good dressing down!"
"May we meet again someday, bye-bye!"
"Come back here!!!"
Everyone rushed forward and pulled Youyou back.
Guan Gu grabbed Youyou by the collar like a chick and pressed her firmly against Meijia.
The two best friends pouted, looked at each other pitifully, and simultaneously let out a long sigh.
[I should have let Youyou/Meijia off the hook; then I wouldn't be sitting here being criticized.]
It's truly unacceptable for sisters to fight each other!
"Now things are very clear."
Guan Gu pointed at Meijia and Youyou sitting on the edge of the bed and said stiffly, "This is a dimwitted idiot!"
Mika opened her mouth slightly, wanting to argue, but was suppressed by Guan Gu's imposing manner, and could only lower her head in frustration.
"This guy's a dim-witted, blabbermouth, and cheater!"
"Playing dirty?"
Youyou blinked, not quite understanding at first: "I didn't."
"No?"
Guan Gu reached inside Youyou's collar and flicked the strap of her sexy swimsuit: "Then please tell me what this is, is it lingerie you bought?"
Snapped!
Youyou slapped her forehead in frustration: "I told you I had to go back and change my clothes first!"
"Changing your clothes won't help."
Guan Gu sneered, "I already knew before you even took the photos."
Upon hearing this, Youyou was struck dumb.
"Impossible! How could you possibly know, Guan Gu!"
Guan Gu adjusted his glasses, bent down, and gently pinched Youyou's cheek.
"Honey, we've been together for six months. Do you think I don't know you might cheat on me?"
"Besides, maybe the inability to keep secrets is a family trait?"
Youyou instantly understood. She gritted her teeth and growled, uttering each word slowly and deliberately.
"Lu! Zi! Qiao!"
"You betrayed me!!!"
"Hehehe..."
Ziqiao peeked out from behind Guangu with a smile. He didn't care at all about his furious aunt and even shamelessly waved to Youyou.
"Auntie, you must believe me. You are my own aunt, and my heart is definitely on your side."
"That's why I want to follow your example and tell you all my secrets so that others will know I'm your big-mouthed Tang Youyou's nephew."
"and……"
Ziqiao raised an eyebrow with a smug look: "Besides... Guan Gu gave way too much!"
"I couldn't help it, I just couldn't help it."
Upon hearing this, Youyou felt as if she had been struck by lightning.
Just a few hours ago, she betrayed Nanfeng and Yumo with the same idea as Ziqiao.
A few hours later, she was betrayed by her eldest nephew, who had the same idea.
Is this the legendary boomerang?
[Karma, karma!]
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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