Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 687 Zhang Wei's System Crash

"Fifty thousand yuan?!"

Ziqiao and Guangu gasped in surprise, nearly dropping their wine glasses in shock.

Guan Gu placed his glass on the bar and asked Nan Feng again, "Nan Feng, are you sure you really won 50,000 yuan?"

You know, that's 50,000 yuan! 50,000 yuan!

In the entire apartment, only Nanfeng and Yumo have a stable monthly income of over 50,000 yuan, while Guangu's own monthly income fluctuates around 50,000 yuan.

Guan Gu wouldn't be envious of Nan Feng's earnings, no matter how much money he made, but he was truly envious when Nan Feng could easily earn a month's salary just by scratching a lottery ticket.

As for Ziqiao... he's so jealous now that he could eat a whole lemon without feeling the sourness.

fifty thousand?

His own dating tutorials didn't even get 50,000 views, yet Nanfeng won 50,000 just by taking Zhang Wei to a wedding?

Could it be... that this is the legendary "good deeds are rewarded"?

"certainly."

Nanfeng took out his phone and showed it to Guangu and Ziqiao, saying, "On the way back, we stopped by the lottery center to claim our prize. Look, this is the bank transfer information."

Upon hearing this, the two immediately craned their necks and stared intently at Nanfeng's phone screen.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and counted carefully, "Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands, hundred thousands... Isn't this five hundred thousand!"

"Fifty……"

Ziqiao instinctively wanted to scream, but when he glanced at the mixed crowd in the bar, he quickly covered his mouth with his hand.

He lowered his voice and asked, "What's going on? Could it be that the staff made a mistake when redeeming the prize, transferring 500,000 instead of 50,000?"

"Oh?"

Nanfeng took the phone and glanced at it. He suddenly realized and said, "No, this 500,000 was something I earned casually. The remittance information below is what I got lucky with; I won it for free."

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)……

That's so incredibly rude!

[In the inner world.]

[Ziqiao and Guangu turned around with a sinister look to Nanfeng, who was firmly tied to a chair and gagged with Zhang Wei's smelly sock.]

The two men cackled and, amidst Nanfeng's terrified gaze and sobs, removed their belts.

[Smack!]

[Let's see you show off!]

[Smack!]

[Let you flaunt your wealth!]

[Smack!]

【You're going to provoke us!】

[Smack!]

[I'll let you... never mind, you deserve to be hit anyway!!!]

Seeing that Ziqiao and Guangu's gazes were gradually becoming strange and lewd, Nanfeng paused, then timidly took a few steps back.

"What are you trying to do?"

Ziqiao said with a displeased look, "Nanfeng, did you come here on purpose to show off your wealth to us?"

He snorted: "Then you've come to the wrong person. I'm never afraid of people showing off their wealth to me."

"I've seen plenty of rich guys, but how many poor bastards like me have you ever seen?"

Ziqiao tried to put on a show of superiority in front of Nanfeng: "Don't you even know what 'scarcity makes things valuable,' you bastard!"

"Oh……"

Nanfeng blinked. He knew he might get beaten up, but he still couldn't resist being a little mischievous.

"So, 500,000... is that considered showing off wealth?"

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao and Guangu spat at Nanfeng viciously.

The two men exchanged a glance and shouted in unison, "Beat him up!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Nanfeng retreated repeatedly: "Let's talk this out. Please don't act impulsively."

"Besides, this is a bar. If you accidentally spill any drinks, even if I win the lottery, I won't pay for them!"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao gasped, "You dare mention winning the lottery and money?!"

He turned to Zhang Wei and shouted, "Zhang Wei, let's go! Beat him up!"

"Zhang Wei".

"Zhang Wei?"

"Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei ignored him, his mouth agape, staring blankly at the sky.

Ziqiao and Guangu were stunned for a moment. Guangu tentatively stepped forward and gently pushed Zhang Wei, but Zhang Wei just fell straight to the side.

"Zhang Wei!"

Nanfeng and Ziqiao reacted quickly and rushed forward to stop Zhang Wei from falling.

The two carefully helped Zhang Wei up, and Zi Qiao waved his hand in front of his eyes again.

"My God."

Ziqiao poked Zhang Wei's dark face: "I thought he was ignoring me because he was sad, but it seems he's just too heartbroken and his brain has completely shut down."

Nanfeng stroked his chin, scrutinizing Zhang Wei with a probing gaze: "He's really not in a good state right now. I've never seen Zhang Wei this upset, not even when Ziqiao hit on Xiaoli."

He frowned slightly: "That shouldn't be the case. Zhang Wei was just coming into the bar with me."

"Could it be... that my 'thank you' just now offended him?"

Ziqiao and Guangu nodded repeatedly, as there seemed to be no other possibility at the moment.

"What should we do then?!"

Nanfeng nudged Zhang Wei, but seeing that Zhang Wei remained stiff and motionless, he panicked: "Zhang Wei is usually quite determined; he shouldn't be so easily discouraged, right?"

What do you think?

Ziqiao snorted: "This is Zhang Wei, a guy you can order around for fifty yuan."

"As a result, he has lost 50,000 yuan for nothing. Forget about the system crashing, it would be good enough if he could not be overwhelmed with grief."

"Wait, what do you mean by 'losing 50,000 yuan for nothing'?"

Nanfeng's eyes widened: "The car is mine, I paid for the gas myself, and whether I win the lottery or not, the scratch-off ticket should still be mine."

"I asked him to pay for the gas, but he was stingy and refused to pay."

"That's why it's called losing 50,000 yuan for nothing."

Seeing Zhang Wei's miserable state, Zi Qiao, though genuinely concerned for him, couldn't help but mock him, saying, "Zhang Wei just picked up a sesame seed and lost a watermelon. Given his personality, it's normal for him to be overly heartbroken."

"What should we do then?"

Nanfeng suggested, "How about I just knock Zhang Wei unconscious with a chop to the neck and make him shut down and restart himself?"

Guan Gu refused, saying, "No, what if shutting down and restarting doesn't work, and it completely crashes Zhang Wei's logic system?"

"Let me try it first."

Ziqiao casually pointed to Zhang Wei's feet: "Oh, who dropped this hundred-yuan bill?"

Zhang Wei remained stunned.

Seeing this, Ziqiao scratched his head: "That shouldn't be the case. Usually, when I call him, Zhang Wei would practically sprout eight legs and run over. Why isn't it working now?"

Guan Gu curled his lip and looked at Zi Qiao with disdain: "Because for Zhang Wei now, it's like he's lost 50,000 yuan for nothing."

"oh."

Ziqiao suddenly realized: "Then should I say who lost this 50,000 yuan?"

"It's no use. Once it's over 500 yuan, Zhang Wei will start looking for the owner."

Guan Gu stepped forward and said, "I'll give it a try too."

He grabbed Zhang Wei's ear and shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Zhang~~~Wei~~~!!!"

To be honest, Guan Gu's roar was quite effective.

Apart from Zhang Wei, who remained stunned, the entire Sunny Day Bar was thrown into a huge commotion by the sudden shout.

Seeing this, Ziqiao clasped his hands together and apologized repeatedly to the dissatisfied bar patrons around him.

Nanfeng covered his ears, his face contorted with rage, and said, "Guan Gu, next time you suddenly yell like that, can you at least give me a heads-up?"

"Um……"

Guan Gu ignored Nan Feng, he simply looked Zhang Wei up and down, his brows furrowed as he nodded: "I understand."

After apologizing to the bar patrons, Ziqiao turned around and asked, "Guan Gu, do you have a new idea to wake Zhang Wei up?"

"No, I just saw that Zhang Wei's ears were full of earwax when I grabbed his ear just now."

"No wonder he didn't react at all when I shouted so loudly."

"Alas……"

Nanfeng and Ziqiao looked disgusted.

Nanfeng, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, got goosebumps all over: "Does this mean that if we want to wake Zhang Wei up, we have to clean his ears first?"

"That's disgusting!"

He muttered a complaint under his breath, "Continuing to try things blindly isn't going to work. Isn't there anyone among us who has any insight into brain malfunctions?"

"what?"

Nanfeng suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he clapped his hands and said, "I actually thought of someone who has a lot of insights into the topic of brain malfunction."

Ziqiao and Guangu asked instinctively, "Who?"

……

"Me?"

3604. After listening to what Nanfeng and the other two said, Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself expressionlessly.

"So, in your eyes, do I look like the kind of person who frequently has a mental breakdown?"

Nanfeng and the other two looked at each other in bewilderment upon hearing this.

Guan Gu spoke up: "Teacher Zeng, you're not just 'like' this kind of person, you are clearly this kind of person."

Nanfeng nodded: "You crash every five days on average, and freeze every two weeks. If your brain were replaceable, we would have replaced that old single-threaded CPU in your head a long time ago."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a hint of disbelief, "Is it really that exaggerated? Besides, I don't remember it at all."

"Nonsense, you were spacing out the whole time, what could you possibly remember?"

Ziqiao snapped his fingers and said, "Teacher Zeng, let us help you remember."

……

On a certain night of a certain month of a certain year, 3603, Nanfeng, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Zhanbo were playing League of Legends together as a team.

Before starting the game, Nanfeng specifically instructed: "Ziqiao, just play the tanky top laner. If you can't beat the opponent, just hide in the bushes and play passively. Anyway, this is the routine for whatever game you play."

"Yifei, Teacher Zeng, all you two need to do is quietly develop your strength. Once Zhanbo and I, the mid-jungle duo, get into rhythm, we'll lead you two to a rampage."

"Does everyone have confidence?"

"have!"

Although Nanfeng's idea was good, only ten minutes into the game, his screams echoed throughout 3603.

"Ziqiao, I told you to crouch in the grass and act cowardly, not that you didn't gain any experience at all!"

"A level four fighting a level eight? Lord Lu Bu, are you trying to show off your big, muscular adoptive father?!"

"Yifei! Don't be impulsive! Run!"

"You can't beat all three of them by yourself, hurry up and run, Yifei!"

"Can you operate it? You can't, hurry up and get out of here!"

"Teacher Zeng, you're a support player, so either go up and die in someone else's place, or hurry up and go home! What's with you just standing there dancing around?!"

"Teacher Zeng? Teacher Zeng!"

After being wiped out, Nanfeng and his friends took off their headphones and turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian.

His eyes were glazed over, and a single, glistening drop of saliva clung to the corner of his mouth.

Everyone looked at each other.

Yifei, who was next to Xiaoxian, first touched his laptop, and then reached out to touch the top of Xiaoxian's head, which was faintly steaming.

"Confirmed. This guy's head is hotter than his computer."

Nanfeng said helplessly, "In that case, let's team up and play Connect Four after Teacher Zeng wakes up."

"agree!"

……

On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, at noon, in room 3602, everyone gathered together for lunch.

Yu Mo casually complained, "My mom keeps pressuring me to go on blind dates lately, it's so annoying."

"Tch, what's the big deal?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sly smile, "Your mother's ass..."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo immediately became displeased: "Teacher Zeng, why are you suddenly swearing at me?"

Everyone looked up and saw that Xiaoxian was still in the same pose he had been "forcing" at that moment, so they habitually chose to ignore it.

"I think I'm pretty full."

Yifei waved her hand in front of Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes, but when he didn't react, she quickly shoveled most of the rice from her bowl into his.

"Don't waste, don't waste."

She thoughtfully used a spoon to press the rice in Xiaoxian's bowl down, and then covered it with a layer of vegetable leaves that were too salty for anyone to eat.

"Shh!"

Yifei raised her index finger to remind everyone.

Everyone nodded and continued eating in silence.

After a while...

"...If you're being forced to go on blind dates, why don't you just say you don't like humans?"

Zeng Xiaoxian clearly thought he had come up with a good idea, and without even looking at the food in his bowl, he took a bite.

next moment.

Xiaoxian instinctively turned his head, spitting out all the food in his mouth: "What's going on? Why is this food so salty!"

He opened his eyes and saw Yifei, whose face he had sprayed with vegetable leaves and rice grains. He was so scared that he almost fainted.

"Yifei, Yifei, are you alright, Yifei!"

Xiao Xian spoke words of concern for Yi Fei, but his legs went weak and he kept backing away.

"Yifei, I didn't mean it! Yifei, you have to calm down!"

"It's okay, I'm fine."

Yifei, who had brought this upon herself and was suffering in silence, wiped the vegetable leaves and rice grains off her face expressionlessly.

She took a deep breath, then gritted her teeth and said, "I'll go wash my face first."

Xiao Xian was completely dumbfounded when he saw Yi Fei, who didn't slam her fist on the table in anger but calmly turned around to wash her face.

After a long while, Zeng Xiaoxian, still shaken, patted his chest and asked, "Is Yifei in a good mood today...?"

Everyone buried their heads in their food, but couldn't help but burst into laughter.

……

……

……

"What?!"

After hearing his series of experiences with system crashes, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely stunned: "So that's why I often freeze up for no reason like this?"

"It shouldn't be considered completely inexplicable."

Nanfeng raised an eyebrow and asked, "Teacher Zeng, think about it carefully. Was your mind completely blank at that time, without any other thoughts at all?"

"I think I was thinking at that time..."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and fell into a reminiscence.

Three minutes later, Nanfeng nudged Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, have you figured it all out?"

"Teacher Zeng?"

"Teacher Zeng!"

"Teacher Zeng!!!"

"Oh."

Ziqiao mocked, "Nanfeng, you've crashed another one."

(End of this chapter)