Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 688 Zeng Xiaoxian's Live Streaming Accident

Nanfeng stared at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lost in thought, with a dazed and confused look in his eyes, and then turned to look at Zhang Wei, who they had carried back to the apartment.

He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his trigeminal nerve.

If I had known that winning the lottery would lead to this much trouble, I would have preferred not to...

Forget it, there's no such thing as "worse or worse". I won this prize because I was incredibly lucky, how could I just give it up?

And this isn't a small amount of money; it's 50,000 yuan.

Even after deducting 20% ​​personal income tax from the prize, I would still receive 40,000 yuan, which is enough to pay five months' rent for 3603 yuan.

Relax, relax. Just think of these unpleasant things as your luck after winning the lottery.

As Nanfeng was thinking this, Guangu started shoving Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng!"

"Teacher Zeng!"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's old-fashioned single-threaded CPU crashes quickly, but restarts just as quickly.

He scratched his head sheepishly: "So I was just spacing out again?"

"Um."

Nanfeng and the other two nodded.

Guan Gu said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, we carried Zhang Wei back to the apartment because we wanted to ask you, what were you thinking back then, people like you who have lost your minds? What methods should we use to wake Zhang Wei up?"

"Oh, is that so?"

Xiao Xian suddenly realized, but then he asked in surprise, "But why ask me? Guangu, when you're not inspired while drawing, don't you often space out and try to come up with ideas?"

"But even if I'm daydreaming, the random thoughts in my head don't prevent me from moving around freely."

"All right."

Xiao Xian crossed his legs and said with great enthusiasm, "Since none of you three can come up with any ideas, then I, the Zhuge Liang, will have to step in."

Ziqiao's lips curled up: "Teacher Zeng, don't be too sure of yourself."

"You're only a Zhuge Liang if you come up with a good idea; if it's completely useless, you're just a Ma Su at best."

"How dare you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Ziqiao with feigned seriousness: "Don't disturb this strategist's deliberations!"

"Okay, okay."

Ziqiao silently reached out his hand, signaling him to continue thinking.

Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled with satisfaction, stroking his chin as if deep in thought.

"Oh, right!"

Xiao Xian's eyes suddenly lit up. He jumped to his feet and clapped his hands, exclaiming, "I've got it!"

Nanfeng looked up excitedly and asked, "Teacher Zeng, do you have a solution?"

"no."

Xiao Xian looked at Nan Feng, his small eyes wide and round: "So, Nan Feng, you really won 50,000 yuan?!"

Nanfeng's excited expression froze for a moment. He nodded and admitted without hesitation, "Yes."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth gaped open wider and wider in shock.

Just when Nanfeng and the other two thought Xiaoxian's brain was about to shut down again, he unexpectedly burst into tears.

Wow~~~

"This is outrageous! This is absolutely outrageous!"

"I don't want to live anymore! I don't want to live anymore!"

He plopped back down in his seat, buried his head in Guan Gu's arms, and cried loudly without shedding a tear.

Nanfeng was dumbfounded upon seeing this; he was completely stunned and almost froze like Zhang Wei.

He couldn't help but exclaim, "No way! Zhang Wei was just one step away from 50,000 yuan and he didn't cry, Teacher Zeng, why are you crying?"

"Nanfeng, you lucky bastard, I don't want to talk to you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian buried his head in Guan Gu's chest and cried loudly, "This world is so unfair! Nanfeng, you've never bought a lottery ticket before, but now you can win the prize just by scratching a free scratch-off ticket."

"But what about me?"

"Ever since I started working as a radio host, I've bought a lottery ticket every week, hoping to become rich overnight."

"After buying tickets for so many years, I've never won a single penny!"

"this……"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with pity: "Teacher Zeng, you really didn't win a single penny?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)……

"If buying lottery tickets is a game, you don't even get newbie benefits?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)……

"It's one thing to not have any newbie benefits, but they don't even have a guaranteed minimum reward?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Nanfeng sighed, got up and sat down next to Zeng Xiaoxian, patting Xiaoxian on the shoulder.

"It's alright, Teacher Zeng. Even if you don't have any of these... I do!"

He stretched and, mimicking Zeng Xiaoxian's cheeky manner, asked, "How's it going? Can you smell the incredible luck coming from the Emperor of Europe?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (╯▔ dishes▔)╯! ! !

"Go away! Get out of here!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat up straight and nudged Nanfeng with disdain: "Can't you let this old unlucky guy vent his sadness properly?"

"Teacher Zeng."

Nanfeng said very seriously, "Now I understand why Teacher Xian said before that you always spend money on random things."

"Why would you choose to buy lottery tickets when you could use that money to buy other things?"

"You're supposed to be a highly educated person, don't you understand how low the odds are of getting rich overnight by buying lottery tickets?"

"I know."

Xiaoxian sighed: "I'm already twenty-eight this year, and I'll be twenty-nine next year, almost thirty."

"Before I turn thirty, I should either become rich or famous."

Upon hearing this, Ziqiao pursed his lips: "Teacher Zeng, you're making it sound like every man in the world can become rich and famous before the age of thirty."

"But I'm different. I was very smart when I was young. I was a well-known good student in the surrounding area. Everyone thought I would be very successful when I grew up."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head high, his eyes filled with rare confidence and pride.

However, less than three seconds later, he hunched over and said without much confidence, "But I'm just an ordinary person now."

"So what if you're an ordinary person?"

Ziqiao said earnestly, "Teacher Zeng, you must learn to cherish your ordinariness."

"Because this ordinariness at least proves that you have been healthy and free from illness for the past twenty-eight years, which is incredibly lucky."

He was about to continue comforting Zeng Xiaoxian when, as if he had thought of something, Zi Qiao's eyebrows immediately shot up.

"Hiss... I almost got caught up in your tricks."

Ziqiao gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher Zeng, you're nothing but an ordinary person!"

"yes."

Guan Gu also counted on his fingers and said, "You are now a TV program host, and also the deputy director of the channel, so you can be considered part of the management team."

"Most importantly, you also have a radio program that keeps breaking records. I don't know if you will become famous, Teacher Zeng."

"But you and 'Your Moon, My Heart' will surely be recorded in the annals of radio history, for future generations to admire and worship."

As Guan Gu spoke, he put his hands together in a gesture of reverence and worship.

[You and I first discussed the Hall of Mental Cultivation, then we worshipped the waterfall...]

Guan Gu and the other two looked at Nan Feng, who had suddenly started singing, with surprise.

Nanfeng scratched his head and chuckled, "I just suddenly felt that this song and Guan Gu's actions just now matched quite well."

"Ugh."

It would have been better if Guan Gu hadn't mentioned "Your Moon, My Heart," but the moment he did, Xiao Xian sighed even harder.

Xiao Xian looked up and asked, "Did you guys listen to my show last night?"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng blinked and replied, seemingly unrelated, "My sleep quality has been quite good lately."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately darkened: "That's not a sleep aid program!"

"Forehead……"

Guan Gu hesitated for a moment, then put on a fawning smile: "Teacher Zeng, your program..."

"The music is beautiful, the content is rich, the theme is clear, and it is captivating."

Ziqiao chimed in from the side.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Guan Gu quickly repeated Zi Qiao's words: "The music is beautiful, the content is rich, the theme is clear, and it is captivating, making us want to listen again and again."

"That's a lie. I know that no one in the apartment listens to my show."

Nanfeng and the other two shrugged helplessly: "Then why did you ask?"

"Ugh."

Zeng Xiaoxian continued with a sigh, "My show had a mishap yesterday. I know it's not good, but I just couldn't help it..."

"I……"

His brows were furrowed, revealing a look of unbearable sorrow.

"oops!"

Ziqiao narrowed his eyes: "Did you swear?"

"Worse still, I..."

Xiao Xian hesitated, and Nan Feng and the other two quickly sat up straight upon hearing this.

There aren't many things worse than cursing on a live stream. Could it be that Teacher Zeng has lost his mind and is cursing his superiors on the show, or saying something with distorted values?

That shouldn't be the case; Teacher Zeng has always been quite timid.

Could it be... that the microphone wasn't turned off?

In any case, if this kind of thing, which is even worse than cursing in a live stream, is not handled properly, it will seriously affect Teacher Zeng's future.

"I……"

Faced with the three people's concerned gazes, Zeng Xiaoxian clenched his fist and punched his thigh hard.

"I hiccuped!"

"My God, it's that serious!"

"Yeah, I actually hiccuped!"

"Oh my god, this is a huge disaster!"

Before Nanfeng and the other two could react to the meaning behind Xiaoxian's words, their worried words had already slipped out.

Nanfeng sat up straight and said to Zeng Xiaoxian with great dissatisfaction, "Teacher Zeng, you really don't treat us like friends. How could you delay telling us about such a big thing until now?"

"That hiccup..."

"Tsk."

Nanfeng was stunned, and Ziqiao and Guangu also reacted.

They stared at Zeng Xiaoxian in disbelief, asking slowly and deliberately, "Hiccup!"

Xiaoxian complained, "Isn't it embarrassing? Why did you have to burp during the live stream?"

"And once these hiccups start, they just won't stop, it's really..."

"Hey, hey, hey, where are you three headed?"

Xiao Xian stared in astonishment as Nan Feng, Guangu, and Zi Qiao got up and left expressionlessly. He shouted at the top of his lungs, "I'm not joking with you guys, this matter is really serious."

"Can't you guys show me any respect? What are you even doing here?"

"Us?"

Nanfeng and his two companions gave a cold laugh, then turned to Zeng Xiaoxian and shouted menacingly, "We're going to..."

"Burp!!!"

(End of this chapter)