Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 695 Zhang Wei's Misfortune

"Zhang Wei!"

"Zhang Wei!!"

"Zhang Wei!!!"

Zhang Wei's sudden fainting startled everyone present, but fortunately, everyone was quite experienced with fainting, so they were not completely at a loss.

Suddenly, Yifei pinched Zhang Wei's philtrum and quickly woke him up after he had just fainted.

When everyone saw Zhang Wei wake up groggily, they asked him anxiously.

"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei, are you alright, Zhang Wei!"

"Me? I'm fine."

To everyone's surprise, when Zhang Wei woke up, he did not wail, cry, beat his chest, or crash as everyone had expected.

He's perfectly normal, so normal that it's almost...abnormal.

Zhang Weiqiang propped himself up and sat up, grinning widely as he laughed loudly, "I'm fine, very fine."

"What? Why are you all staring at me like that?"

Facing everyone's worried gazes, Zhang Wei laughed heartily and said, "I'm fine, I'm great, I'm really great."

Xiao Xian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Zhang Wei, we understand how you feel right now. Don't pretend, just cry it out."

"Yes, Zhang Wei."

Ziqiao continued, "Your skills are too shallow. Forcing yourself to keep going will only hurt yourself and others. You might as well vent your anger. We'll help you give that lucky Nanfeng a good beating, and that'll be it."

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng couldn't help but roll her eyes at Ziqiao. If she didn't know that this guy was comforting Zhang Wei, she would definitely have made a note of him.

"No, I'm not pretending. I'm really fine."

Zhang Wei patted his chest in dissatisfaction and said righteously, "Hey, what kind of person do you guys think I am?"

"Nanfeng won the grand prize because he was lucky. Do you think I'm the kind of person who gets jealous when a friend wins?"

Zhang Wei seemed to radiate a light of justice as he declared loudly, "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"Zhang Wei..."

Guan Gu said worriedly, "Actually, given the current situation... you can also feel envious and jealous."

Everyone nodded vigorously upon hearing this.

If Zhang Wei were to burst into tears in front of them now, or even lunge at Nanfeng and try to strangle him, they would understand.

After all, he had missed out on the 50,000 yuan prize twice in a row, and each time it was as if Zhang Wei himself had given the big prize to Nanfeng.

Let alone Zhang Wei, any one of them would be tempted to kill or commit suicide right now.

Envious? Jealous?

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Zhang Wei patted his chest and laughed heartily, but his sunny and cheerful laughter sent a chill down everyone's spine.

"So what if I chose the wrong scratch-off ticket? So what if I had the 50,000 yuan prize in the scratch-off ticket but then I exchanged it? So what if I missed out on the 50,000 yuan prize twice?"

"It's alright, it's not a big problem."

Zhang Wei's lips twitched slightly as he laughed: "I am Zhang Wei, the bravest man in Love Apartment."

"I want to earn wealth through my own diligence, hard work, dedication, knowledge, and wisdom."

"Money that comes without working! Money that comes without working!! Money that comes without working!!!"

Zhang Wei took a deep breath, smiled brightly, his teeth almost grinding to powder: "I don't care, I really don't care at all."

Curry Sauce looked at Zhang Wei with increasing concern: "Zhang Wei, do you really think you're okay?"

"Of course," Zhang Wei shrugged. "I'm absolutely splendid."

"But, but your nose keeps bleeding."

Zhang Wei wiped the blood from his nostrils and said dismissively, "It's nothing, I probably just have a nosebleed from being too hot."

"But, but your hands have been shaking the whole time."

Zhang Wei remained calm: "It's nothing, it's probably just too cold, I'm freezing."

"But, but your eyes are so watery, you're about to cry."

Zhang Wei paused, then took a deep breath. "It's nothing. I'm just crying tears of joy because I'm happy for Nanfeng."

"But, but..."

"No buts."

Zhang Wei got up from the ground and said impatiently, "I already said I'm fine, really fine."

"Oh, I just didn't win the lottery, it's not like I lost 100,000 yuan in savings. Don't look at me with such pitiful and sympathetic eyes."

"What?!"

Ziqiao was greatly shocked: "Your legal assistant only earns that little salary a month, how could you possibly save up 100,000 yuan?"

Wait a minute, if Zhang Wei has 100,000 yuan in savings, doesn't that mean...?

I'm actually the poorest person in the entire apartment?!

Ziqiao finally realized this cruel truth.

"I've already graduated with a master's degree, so it's normal for me to have some savings. Otherwise, how would I have scraped together the down payment for a car and a house?"

Zhang Wei didn't want to answer the question about the deposit. He just stepped forward, hugged Nanfeng tightly, patted his back vigorously, and laughed heartily.

"South wind, oh south wind, congratulations! You are so lucky."

"hiss……"

Everyone gasped. As they listened to Zhang Wei's loud laughter, a deep sense of sorrow welled up in their hearts.

Was Zhang Wei laughing or crying?

"Cough cough cough..."

As an agile player, Nanfeng's defense was not high to begin with. Zhang Wei's barrage of blows and attacks almost killed him on the spot.

He quickly pushed Zhang Wei away: "Zhang Wei, are you trying to kill me?!"

Zhang Wei blinked in confusion: "No."

"Can……"

Nanfeng paused, looking at Zhang Wei who appeared perfectly normal, and felt a headache coming on.

He sighed, stepped forward, and hugged Zhang Wei tightly.

Anyway, thanks, bro.

You're welcome, my good brother.

The two patted each other on the shoulder, and Zhang Wei put his arm around Nanfeng's shoulder and said to everyone as if nothing had happened, "It's okay, it's okay."

"Oh right, isn't there a tenth scratch-off ticket left? Let's scratch it off."

Everyone shook their heads upon hearing this.

Yifei pouted and said, "Let's forget about it."

After what just happened, they really didn't dare to continue shaving... at least not in front of Zhang Wei.

The scariest thing in the world is not a perfectly normal person becoming obsessed with something, but a person who should be obsessed, yet insists on pretending to be a normal person.

"Not shaving anymore?"

Zhang Wei was taken aback: "If we're not going to shave, what are we going to do now?"

Nanfeng glanced at Zhang Wei and said casually, "Well then, since it's getting late, I'll treat everyone to dinner at Xiao Nan Guo."

"After dinner, let's go to a bar. Everything's on me today!"

"good!"

……

"We're doomed! We're doomed!"

Late at night, in Yu Mo's bedroom.

Nanfeng was sitting on the edge of the bed wailing, banging her head against Yumo's chest repeatedly: "This is really the end for us."

He looked up, puzzled, and asked Yu Mo, "Why am I so unlucky today? I actually won another 50,000 yuan!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo was immediately speechless: "Winning the lottery and still having bad luck? Are you sure you're speaking human language?"

"And could you please stop bumping into my chest?"

She straightened her chest and glared at Nanfeng angrily: "You'll ruin it all by bumping into it later."

Nanfeng muttered under her breath, "You're made of flesh, not silicone, so how can you deform so easily?"

"You think you know everything!"

Yu Mo playfully slapped Nan Feng's forehead: "You came over so late, are you doing this on purpose to annoy me?"

"No, I really didn't want to win this 50,000 yuan."

Nanfeng hugged Yu Mo's slender waist with both hands and wailed like a child, "I organized everyone to play scratch-off lottery tickets because I wanted to give Zhang Wei a heads-up."

"I want to prove to him that the idea of ​​getting rich quick through scratch-off lottery tickets is completely unreliable."

"I wanted to prevent Zhang Wei from thinking that scratching the lottery was easy just because he saw me win 50,000 yuan, and from wanting to keep trying to win back the 50,000 yuan he missed."

"And now, things have really gotten worse. My preventative measures have suddenly turned into a berserker stimulant."

Nanfeng looked at Yumo and complained, "I really didn't expect that being lucky would also lead to bad luck."

"Tell me, what kind of mess is this?!"

"Okay, okay."

Hearing Nanfeng's distressed yet somewhat inhuman words, Yu Mo couldn't help but laugh and cry as she hugged his head in her arms: "It's okay, it's okay, be good."

Nanfeng, nestled in Yu Mo's arms, continued to complain, "Now, not only does Zhang Wei feel like he missed out on the 100,000 yuan, but I'm starting to feel like I stole the 100,000 yuan prize from him."

"That's not true."

Yu Mo ruffled Nan Feng's hair and said, "Zhang Wei is so stingy, he definitely won't spend money on gas. The first scratch-off ticket with a prize is definitely yours."

"As for the second one, needless to say, that 50,000 yuan scratch-off ticket was already in your hands, it's just that he didn't get it."

"Let's think about it another way. If Zhang Wei had picked that 50,000 yuan scratch-off ticket, would you feel like he stole 50,000 yuan from you?"

Nanfeng shook his head. If Zhang Wei really had won the 50,000 yuan prize, he would only be happy for Zhang Wei.

"So, you can only say that you were very lucky, while Zhang Wei was unlucky enough to miss the opportunity."

"Of course, it's also possible that Zhang Wei was just unlucky."

"Just as he himself said: opportunities rained down on him, but he brought an umbrella."

Yu Mo thought about it and suddenly realized that ever since she met Zhang Wei, this guy had been having a lot of bad luck.

He first met a girl like Xiaoli, ate expired curry which made his teeth yellow, and then, while sleepwalking, he got involved with a drunk Teacher Zeng.

She was treated as a traitor in Guan Gu and You You's mutual confession plan, got diarrhea from drinking milk during the bar exam, and encountered a typhoon on her way to help Zhan Bo retrieve his necklace.

I finally managed to go on a trip to the Maldives, but I almost sleepwalked into the Indian Ocean and ended up feeding sharks.

Thinking back, the only time he had a stroke of good luck was when he managed to get a year's worth of registration fees from Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng's luck... that scratch-off lottery ticket with a fine of 500 yuan is enough to prove everything.

It seems Zhang Wei is really unlucky.

(End of this chapter)