Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt
Chapter 696 God: Tell me if it works or not?
Chapter 696 God: Tell me if it works or not?
Thinking of this, Yu Mo couldn't help but feel sorry for Zhang Wei.
However, after a moment's thought, she realized that everyone in the apartment had experienced a lot of bad luck, and she immediately felt relieved.
Yu Mo paused, then asked Nan Feng curiously, "Nan Feng, do you think you're lucky?"
"I?"
Nanfeng thought for a moment, then shook her head in confusion: "I don't know."
"have no idea?"
Upon hearing this, Yu Mo became even more curious: "Why wouldn't you know? Haven't you ever won a prize before?"
Nanfeng shrugged: "No, I've never even won a second bottle, because I basically only drink mineral water and don't drink any other beverages."
"Furthermore, I rarely play games that require luck, especially those that require spending money to draw cards; I never play those."
Yu Mo asked, "So, what do you think is the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you in your life?"
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Nanfeng blinked: "I met you."
"Pooh!"
Yu Mo's smile was so wide it almost reached her ears, but she still insisted on saying arrogantly, "I don't believe what men say."
Nanfeng smiled without saying a word, but silently took her hand.
He thought for a moment and continued, "Really, today is actually the first time I've ever been exposed to scratch-off tickets and lottery tickets, which are all about luck."
"Before this, my only impression of lotteries was that when I was a child, my grandfather always liked me to help him pick the numbers for the Double Color Ball lottery..."
……
……
……
"Huh?"
Nanfeng finally realized what was happening. He slapped his thigh and said, both annoyed and amused, "Damn it!"
"I was wondering why he always managed to secretly save up a sum of money on his own..."
"this……"
"He didn't even share a single bit with me!"
Nanfeng said angrily, "Just you wait, I'll call the old man tomorrow and complain!"
"No, please."
Yu Mo said, both amused and exasperated, "That's all in the past. It's not good for you to complain about the old man now."
"Alright, I'll let him off this time, considering his future granddaughter-in-law pleaded for him."
Seeing Yu Mo glare at him with embarrassment and annoyance, Nan Feng chuckled and didn't discuss the topic any further.
"Actually, luck isn't that great. If I were incredibly lucky, I wouldn't have won 50,000 these two times, but 500,000."
Nanfeng sighed: "I guess it's because Zhang Wei is just too unlucky, so no matter what he chooses, it's wrong."
"Now I really don't know how to solve Zhang Wei's problem."
"Is it really that exaggerated?"
She didn't quite grasp the seriousness of the situation: "Although Zhang Wei acted a little strange after waking up, he seemed pretty normal, didn't he?"
"But what I fear most is that he will wake up and act as if nothing happened."
Nanfeng said with a headache, "If he breaks down and cries on the spot after waking up, or if his brain just shuts down like it did at the beginning, I don't think it's a big problem."
"He insists on pretending to be a normal person, and that's when things get really complicated."
Yu Mo asked in confusion, "Isn't this a good thing? Pretending to be a normal person at least proves that Zhang Wei's rationality and self-awareness can still control his emotions and behavior."
"In that case, he will gradually digest it and return to normal over time."
"well……"
Nanfeng sighed helplessly and pulled Yumo to sit down next to him.
"Let's make an assumption."
"If I were a jerk..."
"Um?"
Upon hearing this, Yu Mo subconsciously raised an eyebrow.
"I mean, if."
Nanfeng looked directly into Yumo's eyes and asked, "Just imagine: what if I weren't me, but a scumbag?"
"Maybe I'm having an affair behind your back, or to put it bluntly, I already have a wife, and you're the mistress."
"So when you discover all this, what will you do in the face of everyone's concerned and sympathetic gazes?"
"Let me think, if it were me..."
Yu Mo bit her finger and began to put herself into Nan Feng's hypothetical scenario.
Soon, a jumble of random images flashed through her mind.
For example, he might pretend to learn to cook to cultivate his mind, but in reality, he's honing his knife skills and wants to kill all the unfaithful men in the world.
Or perhaps they pretend to plant flowers to add greenery to their apartment, but actually they're growing exotic flowers from the Western Regions, hoping to numb their senses with their fragrance.
Or perhaps they donate all their designer bags to children, actually to expose them to luxury from a young age, fostering a life of extravagance and debauchery, thereby eliminating all men on Earth.
……
"Oh my God."
Yu Mo was startled by her own imagination. She murmured in shock, "Is this still me?"
"What have you been thinking about?"
Nanfeng asked curiously.
Yu Mo glanced at Nan Feng, then shook her head and smiled, "It's nothing."
Nanfeng nodded without asking any further questions.
"So now you understand how terrible Zhang Wei's situation is, right?"
Yu Mo clutched her chest, nodding with lingering fear: "If that's the case, it does seem quite scary."
She looked at Nanfeng: "So what do you plan to do now?"
"What else can we do? We should observe Zhang Wei first."
Nanfeng sighed, "But Zhang Wei seems to know I'm listening to him. He went back to his bedroom and fell asleep immediately. I really don't know what to do."
He couldn't help but complain, "Everyone says winning the lottery is a happy thing, but I won the lottery twice in one day, and all I got was a bunch of bad luck."
"Look, here comes another headache."
Yifei, who had just finished showering and pushed open the door, was taken aback when she heard this and pointed at herself: "The 'worrying' you mentioned, are you referring to me?"
"Damn it! You're so heartless!"
Before Nanfeng could reply, Yifei said irritably, "Do you think I enjoy watching you two lovebirds showing off your love? If 3601 wasn't under renovation and I had nowhere to live, I wouldn't care even if you begged me to watch!"
"Yeah?"
Nanfeng raised an eyebrow: "Then why did you sneak along when Yumo and I went to the amusement park the other day?"
Upon hearing this, Yifei's spirits faltered, and she stammered, "I... I just happened to want to go to the amusement park too."
"Besides, family tickets are cheaper than couple tickets, aren't they?"
"yes."
Nanfeng smiled insincerely and said, "That's why I spent a long time explaining to the ticket seller before she believed that the three of us were a family."
"As I was leaving, the guy in line behind me was still asking me: 'Why did you bring your little nun along on your date with your girlfriend?'"
Yifei gave an awkward smile: "Anyway, the family ticket doesn't have an age limit, and in the end, people believed it anyway."
"That's because they think I'm not smart enough to tell such a stupid lie, so they assume it must be true."
"alright."
Yu Mo nudged Nan Feng: "It's getting late, we need to get our beauty sleep, you should go back and rest too."
"But Zhang Wei..."
"Zhang Wei is a grown man, would he really be so upset about not winning 100,000 yuan that he'd die of grief?"
Yu Mo said, "You're just too responsible. You feel that you're responsible for everything that's related to you, which is why you feel that winning the lottery has brought a lot of trouble."
Yifei waved her hand and advised, "Alright, you should go to sleep too."
"Zhang Wei is the toughest guy in Love Apartment, and he's not as fragile as you think."
"And if Zhang Wei really does something wrong, we'll all help him figure out a solution. Don't always think about solving everything by yourself."
"See, today our plan backfired."
Nanfeng was unconvinced: "Today it's just because I had bad luck, yet I still won another 50,000 yuan..."
"Get lost!"
Yifei was immediately enraged: "You won 50,000 because you were unlucky, right? Then Yu Mo and I didn't even win 50 yuan together. Should we just go to our graves?"
"Go back to sleep and stop showing off to us!"
Yu Mo glared at Nan Feng, annoyed. "That's enough. Don't get too cocky."
"I really didn't."
Nanfeng gave a wry smile and awkwardly touched his nose.
How can I explain this to them so that they will believe I'm not interested in money?
Faced with Yifei and Yumo's unfriendly expressions, Nanfeng felt that if she continued to explain, she might be expelled.
So he chose to get up and leave gracefully, but when Nanfeng reached the door, he quickly ran back.
Nanfeng kissed Yumo's forehead: "Goodnight."
Yu Mo, who had been somewhat angry, couldn't help but laugh out loud. She hugged Nan Feng tightly and kissed the tip of his nose.
"Good night."
Nanfeng chuckled, then turned to look at Yifei, his smile vanishing instantly.
Goodnight, Yifei.
"Thank you so much for remembering there's a living person here."
Yifei's face was expressionless, but her eyes shone brightly like sharp knives, as if she wanted to slice Nanfeng and Yumo to pieces.
You two are in charge of showing off your love and showering everyone with sweetness, while I'm left here to watch?
God, can you please do something for me?
Why don't you just send someone to chop those two guys up?
As Yifei was thinking, she heard the door across the room suddenly open, and Zhang Wei rushed towards Nanfeng like a walking corpse.
"How dare you, South Wind, embezzle my national treasury!"
"I'll chop you down!!!"
Yifei was completely dumbfounded when she saw this.
【No way, you actually cut it when I tell you to?!】
(End of this chapter)
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