Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 712 Guan Gu is out!

Chapter 712 Guan Gu's Miracle - Out!

"Oh well, let it be a bit chaotic, everyone can do their own thing anyway."

Nanfeng waved his hand dismissively and said, "Wanyu, Zhang Wei, and Guangu got drunk and even swore brotherhood with my old man. If we were to discuss this further, it would be even more chaotic."

Wan Yu, Zhang Wei, and Guangu looked embarrassed upon hearing this.

"Let's not talk about that anymore. Tell me what you've been doing these past few days."

Nanfeng looked at Meijia: "Meijia, how's your new job search going?"

"Forehead……"

Meijia laughed and said, "It's good, it's good."

"I recently discovered that I have a real talent for sales. Customers are always interested in learning more about anything I promote."

"That's good."

Yu Mo asked, "Then why don't you continue working as a salesperson, Meijia?"

Meijia stammered and whispered, "The main problem is that I miscalculated the price after the discount. I sold a bunch of things, but in the end, the boss still lost money..."

Everyone fell silent upon hearing this.

Xiaoxian suggested, "Meijia, how about next time we look for a job... we try to avoid jobs related to numbers?"

Ziqiao patted Guangu on the shoulder, and said indirectly, "Guangu, it's all your fault! You actually let this idiot who ruins every job he does enter the job market again!"

"What?!"

Guan Gu retorted, unconvinced, "What does this have to do with me?"

"Lu Ziqiao, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia angrily threw a cushion at Ziqiao: "At least I'm still seriously looking for a job, which is better than you, who just started to make some progress and then went back to chasing after female fans!"

Zi Qiao shamelessly said, "What do you know? I was just doing market research... It's just that I didn't do a good job and accidentally ran into my former employer."

"Get lost!"

Everyone stared at Ziqiao expressionlessly, expressing their contempt for him through words and gestures.

"Oh, by the way, I also know that Zhang Wei lost the right to use his room."

Yu Mo looked at Zhang Wei: "Now that Nanfeng is back, Zhang Wei, where are you planning to stay?"

"I don't know."

Zhang Wei shook his head and said weakly, "I was planning to sleep on the sofa, but I don't have a blanket."

Nanfeng said speechlessly, "You even lost the blanket?"

Zhang Wei nodded sheepishly.

South wind: (ˉ▽ˉ；)

"Never mind, I have a spare blanket in my bedroom, but Zhang Wei, are you sure you want to sleep on the sofa?"

Nanfeng pursed her lips and said worriedly, "Zhang Wei, if you sleepwalked and jumped into the sea in the Maldives, dolphins could bring you back. But if you sleepwalked and jumped off the building in your living room, do you expect the crooked tree downstairs to come and catch you with two wheels on it?"

Zhang Wei was stunned, seemingly already imagining the scene of himself sleepwalking and jumping off a building in the middle of the night.

He shuddered: "Now that you've said that, Nanfeng, I'm afraid to sleep alone."

"How about... one of you guys lets me squeeze in tonight?"

Nanfeng, Zhanbo, Ziqiao, Xiaoxian, and Guangu exchanged glances upon hearing this.

Xiaoxian was the first to get up and slip away: "I'm coming back late, I have to do a live stream tonight."

Nanfeng and Ziqiao grinned at Zhang Wei: "See you later."

The two of them immediately took off running.

Zhanbo and Guangu only thought of leaving when they saw Nanfeng and the others rush out of the bar, but by then it was too late.

Zhang Wei gripped their arms tightly, a fawning smile on his face: "Zhanbo, Guangu, you're my best friends, you wouldn't abandon me, right?"

"this……"

Guan Gu looked at Zhan Bo.

Zhanbo waved his hands repeatedly, firmly refusing, "No! Absolutely not!"

"Zhang Wei has tormented me all night. If any of you make me take responsibility again tonight, then if Zhang Wei doesn't jump off the building, it'll be my turn!"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu's lips twitched slightly. For Zhan Bo, such an honest boy, to refuse so firmly, it seems that Zhang Wei really did something terrible last night.

"All right."

He nodded reluctantly, hoping that Zhang Wei would behave himself tonight.

……

"Zhang Wei, can't you just shut up for once tonight?!"

In Guan Gu's bedroom, he looked at Zhang Wei expressionlessly: "Are you curious about my calves?"

"Feel sorry."

Zhang Wei scratched his head and smiled sheepishly, "This is the first time I've slept in the same bed with someone else, I feel pretty excited, and Guan Gu, your bed and your calves are especially soft..."

"Stop! I'm not interested in your first time, and I don't want you to be interested in my calves!"

Guan Gu rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei: "Besides, this isn't the first time, Your Majesty Zhang Wei. Have you forgotten your beloved concubine, Xiao Xian?"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and his mind recalled the miserable experience of waking up to find Teacher Zeng sleeping next to him.

"Forget it, let's just go to sleep."

He closed his eyes to rest, but less than three seconds later he turned to look at Guan Gu: "Did Youyou say your calves are very flexible?"

"No, because she's not as twisted as you!"

Guan Gu's forehead veins throbbed: "Zhang Wei, I beg you, just go to sleep!"

"oh."

Zhang Wei leaned on Guan Gu's shoulder, obediently closed his eyes, and wore a perverted smile typical of Zhang Wei.

Sekiya: o_o

"Guan Guan, I've discovered a really awesome web series!"

Youyou pushed open the door, carrying her laptop in one hand. Her excited expression suddenly froze when she saw Zhang Wei leaning on Guan Gu's shoulder.

For some reason, Youyou suddenly felt that the amazing web series wasn't so great after all.

She asked with a strange expression, "Are you two sure you just slept together, and not just together?"

"long!"

Guan Gu sat up instantly, causing Zhang Wei's head to hit the mattress.

"This has nothing to do with me, it's Zhang Wei, he..."

"It's okay, this is normal, it's perfectly normal."

Youyou calmly waved her hand and said, "Compared to the scenes of us girls sharing a bed, what you're doing is nothing!"

Zhang Wei sat up and asked curiously, "What's it like when you girls share a bed?"

"Zhang Wei, go get some sleep!"

Guan Gu gave Zhang Wei a push with a blank expression, then smiled brightly at Youyou and said, "Honey, what web series is so sweet?"

"It's this one—'Love O2O'."

"Is a slight smile nice?"

Guan Gu was taken aback: "Is it trendy for web series titles to combine Chinese and Western elements these days?"

"It's not nice, it's incredibly durable!"

Youyou excitedly said, "The female lead of this story, Tang Weiwei, is an extra who is immortal and can't die no matter what."

"What do you think? Isn't this concept awesome?"

"Um."

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei exchanged a glance and nodded in unison.

This setting sounds exactly like something Youyou would love.

"Yeah, Guan Guan, let me tell you, this drama is amazing!"

Youyou instinctively wanted to crawl into Guan Gu's bed as usual, but looking at Zhang Wei inside, she hesitated and asked, "Guan Guan, why don't you come to my room and we can watch it together?"

"OK."

Guan Gu, who was eager to get what he wanted, hurriedly got up, but was pulled back by the ropes binding his and Zhang Wei's hands.

Youyou then noticed that Zhang Wei and Guangu's hands, which were pressed together, were tightly bound together with red rope: "What's going on with you two?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "That way, if I sleepwalk again at night, Guan Gu will be able to tell."

Guan Gu smirked, "Yeah, I hope I can hold him back instead of being dragged along by him."

"I see."

Youyou asked, "So what should we do now?"

"Don't worry, darling, just wait for me to untie the rope."

As Guan Gu began to untie the rope, he found that the rope only got tighter and tighter the more he tried to untie it.

He couldn't help but get angry and said, "Zhang Wei, are you crazy? Why are you tying the rope so tightly?"

Zhang Wei replied matter-of-factly, "Didn't you guys say I'm incredibly strong when I'm sleepwalking? Of course I have to tie you up tight, otherwise what if you break free?"

"Then I..."

Guan Gu slapped his forehead in exasperation: "Forget it, I'll just go get the scissors."

Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly: "Actually, it doesn't have to be that complicated. I'm also quite interested in the TV series that Youyou mentioned."

"How about... the three of us go together?"

Guan Gu's eyes widened: "The three of us?"

Youyou looked puzzled: "Together?"

……

The scene shifts, and the three of them are now in a bed together.

Guan Gu, standing in the very center, sighed while holding his laptop, his face filled with helplessness.

Now, his left shoulder is resting on Youyou's head, and his right shoulder is resting on Zhang Wei's large head.

The bed wasn't big to begin with, so these two people squeezed themselves in like sandwich fillings.

"Guan Guan..."

Although Youyou was trying her best not to look at Zhang Wei next to Guangu, she still felt a little awkward: "Don't you feel that the atmosphere is a bit strange right now?"

"No."

Before Guan Gu could reply, Zhang Wei had already answered with a smile, "I think the atmosphere right now is really good, especially reassuring."

"hehe.""

Youyou gave an awkward laugh: "Don't worry, don't worry..."

Completely oblivious to the strange atmosphere between the three, Zhang Wei cheerfully said, "Quick, quick, the TV's on. Let's just watch it quietly."

"……good."

Guan Gu and Youyou nodded.

……

Five minutes later, as the plot unfolded, Guan Gu and Youyou were completely absorbed in watching the show, ignoring Zhang Wei standing to the side.

Youyou tugged at Guangu's sleeve and said excitedly, "Guangu, look, look! The female lead is about to sign a contract to sell herself to the domineering CEO!"

"yes."

Guan Gu bit his finger and said nervously, "If we sign this contract, the female lead will be at the mercy of others for the rest of her life."

Zhang Wei suddenly said from the side: "No, Article 109 of the Civil Code of the People's Republic of China stipulates that the personal freedom and dignity of natural persons are protected by law."

"Article 153 states: Civil legal acts that violate mandatory provisions of laws and administrative regulations are invalid."

"So even if you sign ten thousand indenture contracts, they're only good for toilet paper."

Guan Gu: (ˉ▽ˉ；)

Yoyo: (ˉ▽ˉ；)

Upon hearing this, Youyou's tense and anxious expression instantly crumbled.

She said in a low voice, "I suddenly feel that the plot is not tense or exciting at all."

Guan Gu said with a dark face, "Me too."

……

For the next half hour...

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"Whoever illegally detains another person or illegally deprives another person of his or her personal freedom by other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance, or deprivation of political rights. If the act involves beating or insulting, the punishment shall be more severe."

……

"Robbery committed by breaking and entering is punishable by imprisonment for at least ten years, life imprisonment, or death, and may also be subject to a fine or confiscation of property."

……

"The crime of causing death by negligence shall be punished with imprisonment for not less than three years but not more than seven years; if the circumstances are less serious, the punishment shall be imprisonment for not more than three years."

……

Zhang Wei sighed, his lips twitching, "The characters in this TV series are all outlaws. It's a good thing the female lead is immortal, otherwise the grass on her grave would be as tall as Guan Gu."

"This is outrageous!"

"Zhang Wei!"

Unable to contain himself any longer, Guan Gu gritted his teeth and said, "This is just a third-rate web series. Can you please stop nitpicking about what crimes these characters committed in the story!"

"Yeah?"

Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, then I won't say anything."

He was silent for less than five seconds, then suddenly asked Youyou, "By the way, Youyou, did you know that Guangu's calves are particularly weak?"

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Sekiya: (╯▔ Pan▔)╯! ! !

[In his inner world, Guan Gu, dressed in a green dinosaur pajama, grabbed his long dinosaur tail and whipped Zhang Wei mercilessly.]

Only after he had thoroughly enjoyed the fight did he kick Zhang Wei away and put on his dinosaur headgear.

【ah!!!】

[Guan Gu spewed flames from his mouth, instantly turning the terrified Zhang Wei into a charred corpse.]

"ah!!!"

Guan Gu dragged Zhang Wei to his feet, and Zhang Wei roared almost maniacally, "I can't take it anymore! I really can't take it anymore!"

"Lu Ziqiao!"