Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 714 The omen of death shines exceptionally bright tonight (Bonus Chapter)

When Meijia brought over the popcorn, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were still calling her "my beloved concubine" and "Your Majesty" repeatedly.

Seeing how "loving and sweet" the two of them looked, Meijia excitedly took out her phone to record a video.

Ziqiao reached for the popcorn bucket in Meijia's arms, but Meijia slapped his hand away.

Mika, protecting her esophagus, exclaimed, "This is mine!"

"Hey, are you even being reasonable?!" Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise. "I bought this, you know!"

"I don't care," she scoffed. "What's in my hands is mine!"

"Okay, okay."

Ziqiao waved his hand helplessly. He wasn't very interested in popcorn to begin with, so he let it go since Meijia wouldn't let him eat it.

He yawned, nudged Meijia, and asked, "Hey, you've only been looking for a job for a few days, how come you're already doing part-time work?"

"You didn't work as Guan Gu's personal assistant for a year and a half and end up not saving a single penny, did you?"

Meijia snorted, "It's none of your business. Even if I'm broke, I won't borrow money from a penniless guy like you."

[In her inner world, Mika held a pen in one hand and her notebook in the other, saying...]

Actually, I am wealthy; I have hidden money in very discreet places in my bedroom and throughout my apartment.

To make sure I didn't forget, I even wrote down all the locations where I hid the money in my notebook using code words.

She paused, then bit her pen in frustration: "The place where I hid the money is so well hidden; I've been looking for days and haven't found much."

As for the code words in my notebook... I made them up on the spot, and I can't remember any of them now.

Mika patted her head with her notebook: Why didn't I think of designing a code word to decipher my secret code when I was hiding the money?

Forget it, to avoid running out of money while job hunting, I'd better start doing part-time work as soon as possible.

But what exactly does this code word mean?

Ziqiao patted Meijia on the shoulder and said, "Meijia, don't say I don't protect you. If you ever run out of money, just tell me, and I'll..."

A hint of emotion flickered in Mika's eyes: "What do you mean, 'you'? Are you saying a poor wretch like you has money to lend me?"

"No, that's not it."

Ziqiao chuckled slyly, "However, I can introduce you to scientific experiments that bring in quick money, and I'll only take a 10% cut of your profits."

"How about it? Isn't it a great deal?"

Upon hearing this, Meijia's face darkened, and her gaze toward Ziqiao was like a fine needle hidden in cotton.

She knew this incorrigible guy was unreliable!

"Thank you."

Meijia expressionlessly stuffed a handful of popcorn into her mouth and mumbled, "I don't need any."

Ziqiao could tell from Meijia's expression that she was angry again: "Look at you, you don't know what's good for you anymore, do you? I'm just worried that you won't be able to find a job and won't have money to pay the rent."

He sighed deeply, "I offered my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon has gone blind."

Meijia snorted and casually uttered three words.

"The Tathagata God..."

Ziqiao was so startled that he jumped back. Without saying a word, he bowed ninety degrees to Meijia and said, "I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

"Heroine, please show mercy!"

"cut."

Meijia didn't even glance at Ziqiao, simply saying, "Get lost, don't bother me while I'm watching the show!"

Ziqiao tentatively raised his head slightly, and seeing that Meijia didn't really intend to slap him, he shamelessly moved closer.

"Meijia, I'm not trying to be mean, but you've been around for so many years, how come you're still looking for a job like a fly, just flying around aimlessly?"

"People like us, with no education, no background, and no connections, can only look at our own strengths and advantages when looking for a job."

"Look at you, you're terrible at math but you still want to be a waiter or a salesperson, aren't you just crazy?"

"Wow, that's impressive. You're an unemployed bum, and you still have the nerve to tell people how to find a job?"

Meijia rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "Lu Ziqiao, is that your line?"

"Tch, I only gave you a word of advice because I saw you've been working the night shift until this late every day."

Ziqiao raised his head high: "You'll regret not listening to your elders."

Meijia snorted, but after thinking about it, she realized that although Ziqiao's earlier words were indeed inhumane, his later words made some sense.

"Special skills and strengths..."

She bit her finger and pondered, "So what are my special skills and strengths? I can't exactly go back to work as someone else's household assistant or nanny, can I?"

"you……"

Ziqiao lowered his head and carefully examined Meijia. He pursed his lips and said, "You... all you have left is your long hair."

"I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Enraged by this, Meijia raised her hand high and aggressively approached Ziqiao.

Just as she was about to give this bastard a third taste of the Buddha's Palm, a new situation finally arose in Ziqiao's bedroom where Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were originally sitting.

"My beloved concubine, how I hate it!"

"My mighty Qing Empire has come to an end like this! I'm not reconciled, I'm not reconciled at all!"

After venting his frustrations to his beloved concubine, Zhang Wei wiped away his tears and said fiercely, "This is all because of that vicious, cruel, cunning, and wicked female demon who is universally condemned."

"Hu! Yi! Fei!"

"Hiccup... Yifei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian hiccuped and said cheerfully, "I love Yifei, I really love Yifei."

Meijia hesitated for less than a second before putting down her hand. She happily held her popcorn and took a few more steps closer to the "fallen emperor and empress".

Anyway, I still have plenty of Tathagata Palm techniques left, so I can hit Ziqiao anytime I want.

But if we miss out on this juicy gossip about Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei, there won't be another chance.

In response to Xiaoxian's answer, Zhang Wei gave her a thumbs up and praised her, "My dear, you have excellent taste. Actually, I also really like Liu Yifei."

Xiao Xian shook his head, then, with his eyes closed, loudly corrected like a child, "It's Yi Fei, not Yi Fei!"

"What?!"

Zhang Wei was shocked: "You actually like that female demon who destroyed our empire!"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled: "Your Majesty, didn't you say it's a monogamous system, that having one husband and one wife at the same time isn't illegal?"

"Okay."

Upon hearing this, Meijia couldn't help but complain, "Teacher Zeng, last time you got drunk you didn't remember anything else, but you remembered this deadly monogamous system."

After hearing Xiaoxian's words, Zhang Wei stroked his chin and nodded, saying, "Yes, my beloved concubine is right."

"Only a man as unique as him in the whole world can become my beloved concubine."

Ziqiao and Meijia were speechless upon hearing this. Meijia was so shocked that several kernels of popcorn fell out of her mouth.

"Good heavens, this is really good."

He turned to Meijia, asking without much expectation, "Do you know which emperor in ancient times would have been in Zhang Wei's situation?"

Mika chewed on her popcorn, and after thinking seriously for a while, she confidently declared, "King Zhou of Shang!"

"Please, do you even have any culture?"

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia with disdain: "Even I know that King Zhou of Shang preferred foxes, not men!"

Mika snorted, "At least men are human, foxes aren't even human."

"That's true."

Ziqiao yawned as he and Meijia continued to watch how His Majesty Zhang Wei would handle the fact that his beloved concubine had fallen for the female demon Hu Yifei.

Zhang Wei patted Xiao Xian on the shoulder and said, "My dear, you like this female demon so much, but does she actually like you?"

Zhang Wei's words broke Zeng Xiaoxian's composure, who was drunk. He sat there stunned for several seconds, his eyes gradually becoming misty.

"I don't know, I don't know..."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the sky and burst into tears, crying, "I really don't know!"

Zhang Wei gently pulled Zeng Xiaoxian into his arms and comforted her, "My dear, don't be sad. How could anyone not be captivated by a coward like you—with your shifty eyes, lewd and filthy nature, your sycophantic behavior, and your indecisiveness?"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao gasped, his eyes widening. "Zhang Wei said... is that a compliment?!"

"Um."

Meijia instinctively continued stuffing popcorn into her mouth, nodding in agreement with Ziqiao's idea.

If anyone dared to praise herself like that, she would definitely swing her arm and slap them hard.

Regardless of what Ziqiao and Meijia were thinking, Zeng Xiaoxian, after hearing Zhang Wei's "praise," squinted his eyes with great satisfaction and revealed a bright, silly smile.

However, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly added, sounding aggrieved, "If I'm so great, why hasn't Hu Yifei confessed her feelings to me yet?"

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙)……

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙)……

It's all over, Teacher Zeng is completely finished.

He dared to confess his feelings to Yifei when he was drunk last time, and now he wants Yifei to confess to him again when he's drunk?

Pah! This time they're definitely chugging fake liquor!

"That's because Hu Yifei, that she-devil, she's not even human, she has no heart!"

"If she had even a shred of compassion, how could she possibly have stolen my vast empire!" Zhang Wei, still half-asleep, raged.

Xiaoxian was stunned: "Yifei isn't human, she has no heart..."

He stood there stunned for a moment, then couldn't help but look up at the sky and burst into tears, crying, "Hu Yifei, you never confessed to me! You're not human! You have no heart!"

"Waaaaah, waaaaah..."

Zhang Wei nodded emphatically, his voice trembling with a sob: "Yes, Hu Yifei isn't human! She has no heart at all!"

The two men, whose hearts had been deeply broken by Yifei, looked at each other. After confirming that the other was the right person, they hugged each other again, letting their sorrow flow like a river.

One of them was drunk, and the other was sleepwalking; one was preoccupied with feelings, and the other with his own room.

But now they are repeatedly calling out the same person's name.

"Yifei!"

"Yifei!!"

"Yifei!!!"

Zhang Wei: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Xiaoxian: /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

"Eek~~~"

The scene before them made Ziqiao and Meijia's hair stand on end, and they got goosebumps all over.

The two were so disgusted that their teeth chattered, and they couldn't utter a complete sentence for a while.

Before they could continue complaining, Zhang Wei straightened his chest and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the back: "My dear, we can't be sad. Sadness won't change the tragic reality we're in now."

He spoke with righteous indignation and fervor, declaring, "We are all men! Men shouldn't be crying here; they should be thinking of ways to reclaim their territory and the women they love!"

"That makes sense."

Zeng Xiaoxian hiccuped and asked, "So what should we do now?"

As Sun Tzu's Art of War says: "Show your presence unexpectedly and attack where you are unprepared."

"What we need to do now is seize the moment when the she-devil is least on guard and deliver a fatal blow!"

Zhang Wei was clearly sleepwalking, yet a glint of wisdom flashed in his unfocused eyes.

"So when is the she-devil most vulnerable?"

Xiaoxian shook his head, looking completely bewildered.

Ziqiao and Meijia's eyelids twitched violently. They exchanged a silent glance, confirming that their answers were the same.

Could it be...?

No way...

Zhang Wei clenched his fist and shouted, "That's right, it's when she's sleeping! Right now!"

He patted Xiaoxian's shoulder heavily: "I've made up my mind, my beloved concubine, tonight we'll launch a night raid on Hu Yifei!"

"If you can capture Hu Yifei, I will bestow her upon you!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's hazy, drunken eyes suddenly lit up with a dazzling light.

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could speak, Zhang Wei raised his fist and roared, "Night raid on the female demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night Raid on the Female Demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night Raid on the Female Demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

……

Under Zhang Wei's highly inflammatory and energetic slogans, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but raise his fist and shout.

"Night Raid on the Female Demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night Raid on the Female Demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"Night Raid on the Female Demon! Capture Hu Yifei!"

"What?!?!"

Ziqiao and Meijia were already stunned when they heard Zhang Wei suggest a night raid on Yifei, their mouths agape so wide they could swallow their own fists.

The two felt as if thunderbolts were rolling overhead, one after another striking them like lightning.

When they came to their senses, they were shocked to find that Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian had somehow bypassed them and rushed out of the bedroom.

Shouting slogans, they rushed towards 3604 with an unwavering determination.

Oh my god...

Oh my god!

【OMG! Oh my god!!!】

Ziqiao and Meijia looked up blankly, their gazes seemingly seeing the twinkling stars in the night sky through the ceiling.

The omen of death seems to be shining exceptionally bright tonight.

(End of this chapter)