Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 716 The War of Gods Ends

"Oh my god..."

Yu Mo closed her mouth, which was agape in shock, and swallowed hard. She murmured incredulously, "Teacher Zeng... has he gone mad tonight?"

Meijia blinked her big eyes and stared intently at Xiaoxian and Yifei, who were embracing and kissing. "No, he's just drunk."

Click!

Despite his aches and pains, Zi Qiao did his best to preserve this historical moment for everyone.

"No wonder..."

Yu Mo breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing Mei Jia's words. Although she usually complained that Teacher Zeng was a coward, a softie, and weak, she was really not used to it if Teacher Zeng suddenly suddenly became powerful.

As it turns out, Teacher Zeng is different when he's drunk.

Eh?

In that case, what if they get Teacher Zeng drunk every two weeks...?

By this time next year, will I be able to become a godmother?

As Yu Mo was thinking, Xiao Xian and Yi Fei kissed silently for half a minute before finally separating.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian, when drunk, is not as indestructible as Ziqiao, his recovery ability is practically an unsolved mystery of humankind.

He had just been punched at least a hundred times by Yifei. Even if he didn't feel any pain, he should be unable to move at all. But he just stood there like nothing had happened, grinning like an idiot.

On the contrary, Yifei was completely exhausted by Xiaoxian's simple kiss. Her eyes were glazed over, and it took her a while to regain her balance and stand up unsteadily.

Strangely enough, Yifei, who possesses the bug-level automatic counterattack skill "Flick of the Finger," was actually kissed by Xiaoxian, a drunkard.

Not only that, she was held captive by the kiss for a full half minute, during which she showed no intention of struggling or fighting back.

……

Is this what they mean by saying no with your mouth but doing no with your body?

"Yifei, now you can finally listen to me properly."

Xiao Xian scratched his head, his mind numbed by alcohol, and he had the courage to finally express the love he had kept hidden in his heart.

"Yifei, actually I..."

"A great opportunity!"

The moment Xiaoxian and Yifei separated, Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, finally found the moment when this female devil was most vulnerable and least prepared.

While everyone was shocked by Xiaoxian and Yifei's kiss and had a vague premonition that the drunken Xiaoxian was about to confess his feelings, Zhang Wei had already quietly approached Yifei.

"Behold the miracles of my might!"

Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, and the deposed king who had lost everything, swung his arm and punched Yi Fei with all his might!

"No...no...ah..."

At this moment, the flow of time in 3604 seemed to slow down.

Everyone froze, except for Zhang Wei, whose fist slowly and steadily swung towards Yi Fei.

The seven people outside the bedroom stared in horror, shouting and running desperately, trying to stop Zhang Wei's actions.

【At least……】

【At least……】

[At least wait until Teacher Zeng finishes confessing before you call!]

【asshole!!!】

No matter what the crowd thought, their shouts and attempts to stop him couldn't keep up with Zhang Wei's punching speed.

Logically speaking, with her automatic counterattack skill like "Flash and Dodge," Yifei should have been impossible to hit by the clumsy Zhang Wei.

But Zeng Xiaoxian's kiss just now seemed to have completely shattered her self-defense mechanism. Even though Zhang Wei's fist was almost within reach, Yifei still didn't react.

At this moment, Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state with terrifying strength but incredibly slow speed and reaction time, finally seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and launched a fatal blow against Yi Fei.

This is the amazing combination of two incredible apartment concepts that gets your blood pumping!!!

boom!

With a muffled thud, the sixth-floor boss of the apartment, a martial arts prodigy rarely seen in a million years, an undefeated legend in the martial arts world, an absolutely invincible legend, the ceiling of combat power in Love Apartment, our beloved…

Hu, Taekwondo Black Belt, Founder of Flash, Fish Tank Terminator, Zeng Xiaoxian's Nightmare, Overlord's Courage, Weakling's Death Weapon, Terminator of Terminators, Yi Fei!

She collapsed!

Yifei was punched in the shoulder by Zhang Wei and staggered backward until she had nowhere left to retreat, then slammed heavily against the bedroom wall.

boom!

Yifei's body slammed heavily against the bedroom wall, making a loud bang.

Everyone's legs went weak instantly, and for a moment, they had the illusion that the earth was shaking.

"My beloved concubine, I've come to save you."

Instead of pressing their advantage, Zhang Wei grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian and tried to leave, saying, "Let's go, we can't stay here any longer!"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to leave, but all his attribute points from being drunk were invested in [Pain Shield] and [Life Regeneration].

Faced with the sleepwalking Zhang Wei, who possessed the strength of "nine bulls and two tigers," his resistance was even less than that of Yi Fei, whom he had just kissed.

"No, I still need my watch..."

Before Xiaoxian could finish speaking, Zhang Weisheng dragged him out of the bedroom.

The crowd wanted to stop Zhang Wei, but they were also worried that he would punch them and knock them down, so they could only laugh awkwardly and step aside.

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian!"

"Zhang! Wei!"

Yifei is indeed trained. Last time, Guan Gu only took a regular punch from Zhang Wei while he was sleepwalking, and he was in so much pain that he clutched his stomach and squatted on the ground for a long time, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

But she was caught off guard and took a serious punch from Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state, and she recovered in less than fifteen seconds.

Yifei clutched her shoulder, her eyes burning with a fierce rage capable of scorching the heavens and boiling the seas.

She wiped her mouth viciously, then completely lost her temper and roared, "I'm going to kill you all! Kill you all! Kill them all!"

"I'll kill you all!! I'll kill you all!!!"

Everyone jolted awake and leaned against the wall, not daring to move.

At this very moment, the ultimate concept god in the apartment is far more invincible than the sleepwalking Zhang Wei and the drunken Zeng Xiaoxian—the furious Hu Yifei!

They've made their appearance.

Everyone watched helplessly as Yifei chased after Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei in the direction they had fled, and not a single person dared to utter a word to dissuade her.

Tonight's battle of the gods is no longer something that mortals can participate in.

Curry Sauce lowered her head and asked cautiously, "What should we do now?"

"What else can we do?"

Yu Mo said with a wry smile, "Let's chase after them. We can't just watch Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei get beaten up by Yi Fei and be bedridden for three days."

The group exchanged glances and reluctantly gave chase.

To everyone's surprise, Zhang Wei did not take Zeng Xiaoxian back to 3602, but instead went directly into 3603 through the door that Zhanbo had not had time to close.

By the time they heard the commotion and ran from 3602 to 3603, Zhang Wei was already lying on the ground, completely dealt with by Yifei.

Seeing Zhang Wei get knocked out by Yi Fei in one move, Zeng Xiaoxian's lips trembled slightly. He forced a smile at Yi Fei and said, "Yi Fei, little Fei Fei, Fei Fei Fei Fei, let's talk this out. Fighting is no good."

Actually, I've liked you for a very, very long time.

After Yifei cleanly and efficiently dealt with Zhang Wei, she originally intended to slowly torment Zeng Xiaoxian, but in a daze, she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's confession, and she was stunned.

"Oh? Is that so?"

Xiaoxian nodded quickly: "That's right, I've always liked you."

"I want to ask you, would you be willing to be my woman...?"

Before he could finish speaking, Yifei punched him in the stomach.

"Xian'er~~~"

Yifei picked Zeng Xiaoxian up like a chick, pinched his mouth, and stretched it out as far as it could go.

"You didn't confess to me earlier or later, you didn't confess to me when you were awake, and you didn't even think of confessing to me when you were drunk."

"And then, just when I wanted to beat you half to death, you finally thought of confessing your feelings to me, saying that you actually really like me?"

Yifei asked with a smile, "So you're a masochist?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook his head.

"Then why the hell did you confess your feelings to me?!"

Yifei's expression suddenly changed, and she angrily twisted Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth 180 degrees.

"Your face is flushed and you reek of alcohol; anyone would know you're drunk!"

"I beg you, if you're drunk and acting stupid, don't treat everyone else like idiots!"

"You think I'd believe your nonsense!"

She bit her red lips with her pearly teeth, trembling with anger: "You forced a kiss on me to cover for Zhang Wei's sneak attack, so what's the point of confessing your feelings now?"

"Staying there until Zhang Wei wakes up?"

"Waaaaah, waaaaaah! (No, Yifei, let me explain!)"

Zeng Xiaoxian tried desperately to explain, but Yifei held his lips tightly, preventing him from speaking.

Yifei said fiercely, "Zeng Xiaoxian, when you're drunk, you really dare to say anything."

"Waaaaah, waaaaah!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head pitifully, but still couldn't explain it.

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian! How dare you play me for a fool..."

"You'd better die!!!"

Enraged, Yifei could no longer tolerate it and threw Zeng Xiaoxian away.

To everyone's astonishment, Zeng Xiaoxian was like a sandbag thrown high by Yifei, tumbling freely in mid-air for 360 degrees before crashing heavily onto the "Optimus Prime" in the living room.

This so-called "Optimus Prime" was just a pile of thick cardboard boxes filled with fashion magazines, which were stacked, sprayed with paint, and colored to create a temporary dwelling. It couldn't withstand the destructive power of Zeng Xiaoxian's weight.

And so, under Zhanbo's heartbreaking gaze, the entire "Optimus Prime" collapsed with a roar, leaving only a pile of ruins made of cardboard boxes.

Yifei clapped her hands, turned to look at everyone, and said fiercely, "From now on, if anyone dares to come and raid me at night again, they will be punished..."

"In short, that person's fate will be even worse than theirs!"

"Did you remember everything?"

Upon hearing this, everyone shuddered and nodded repeatedly, trembling with fear.

On this night that could be described as a battle of the gods, only Zhanbo looked at his destroyed masterpiece and temporary dwelling with a deep sense of despair on his face.

He suddenly knelt down, looked up at the sky, raised his arms, and let out a mournful cry.

"No!!!"

(End of this chapter)