Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 717 Zeng Xiaoxian, a complete coward (Bonus Chapter)

The loud noise from 3603 finally woke up Wanyu and Nanfeng from their deep sleep.

Although Nanfeng was in a soundproof room, soundproofing was not the same as being completely silent. If he still couldn't wake up after such a big commotion as "Optimus Prime's death," then there would be no way he could stay awake.

When they learned that Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian had actually dared to raid Hu Yifei at night, their reactions were no less calm and composed than everyone else's.

They couldn't help but take out their phones to check if April Fool's Day had come early this year.

When Nanfeng and Wanyu heard that Zeng Xiaoxian had actually forcibly kissed Yifei, for a moment they both felt like the end of the world was coming.

While it's true that the term "forced kiss" could happen to them, anyone who knows Yifei and Xiaoxian would immediately think of Yifei forcibly kissing Xiaoxian.

Teacher Zeng is usually such a passive person, but I never expected him to be so assertive and proactive when pursuing Yifei after getting drunk.

Or... starting tomorrow, everyone should just put some baijiu (Chinese liquor) in his thermos.

To be honest, all of these things that happened tonight sounded incredibly absurd and ridiculous, but there have been countless absurd and bizarre things in Love Apartment, so a few more tonight won't make a difference.

Nanfeng and Wanyu quickly accepted what had happened that night after only confirming the facts briefly.

The two even felt a little regretful; if they had known tonight was the battle of the gods, they shouldn't have gone to bed so early.

Although Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian were unconscious, no matter how angry Yi Fei was, she couldn't possibly beat them to death.

When the two wake up tomorrow, they will at most feel as if every muscle in their body has run the Tour de France.

The tingling, numb, and painful sensation should be enough to remind them not to raid girls' bedrooms at night anymore.

Even if that girl is equivalent to two men, it's still not acceptable!

Of the three heads of the family in Love Apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian is unconscious, and Yifei wishes she could skin the other two alive and use the skins to make lanterns. Now, only Nanfeng can handle the aftermath of tonight's battle of the gods.

Under Nanfeng's arrangement, Meijia, Youyou, and Curry Sauce were responsible for helping Zhanbo stack up the cardboard boxes scattered all over the ground.

Of course, it would take too much time to rearrange these cardboard boxes back into their original positions and bring Optimus Prime back to life.

All the four of them need to do now is stack the cardboard boxes into a wall to help Zhanbo block the wind, light, and sound.

Guan Gu and Zi Qiao were responsible for carrying the two unconscious guys on the ground to room 3604 and into Xiao Xian's temporary bedroom, so that the two former emperors and empresses could sleep in the same bed as last time.

Eh?

So it seems that after all Zhang Wei went around in circles, the person who was actually most suitable to share a bedroom with him was... Zeng Xiaoxian?

As for the remaining Yu Mo and Wan Yu, their tasks are extremely important.

The two of them were responsible for calming down Yifei, who was in a rage, and at least reducing her anger to the point that she wouldn't resort to violence again after seeing Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei wake up the next morning.

As for whether Yifei will continue to pursue their night raid... that depends on Yifei's own decision.

It's not that everyone doesn't want to help Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, but they really can't persuade Yifei to be magnanimous in this kind of situation.

Whether they were drunk or sleepwalking, no matter how understandable the circumstances, it's still quite outrageous for two grown men to ambush a girl at night.

Even if Yifei's skills are so good that she can't possibly suffer a loss, she didn't train these skills to give these two an excuse to launch a night raid.

As third parties, Nanfeng and his group did think things through carefully to ensure fairness and impartiality. As for Yifei, the person involved, she wasn't actually that angry about the night raid.

Or rather, when she discovered that Xiaoxian was sleepwalking and Zhang Wei was drunk, most of her anger subsided.

What truly angered Yifei was their exhilarating combination attack.

One tanks damage and provides crowd control, the other launches sneak attacks and deals damage—can you believe how despicable these two are?

Not to mention that Zeng Xiaoxian, that bastard, still uses... still...

Yifei gets furious just thinking about it!

She just couldn't understand why she hadn't used Flash to blast him away.

How strange!

Seeing Yifei's indignant expression, as if she wanted to tear Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei to pieces, Yu Mo and Wan Yu really couldn't tell Yifei: Actually, Teacher Zeng really likes you, and he probably genuinely wanted to confess to you just now.

This is why Nanfeng only sent Yu Mo and Wan Yu, two girls with high emotional intelligence, to comfort Yi Fei. If it were Mei Jia, You You, and Curry Sauce, the three of them would probably have revealed that Teacher Zeng likes Yi Fei while they were chatting.

If we tell Yifei the truth at this time, it will only have the opposite effect and make her look down on Zeng Xiaoxian even more.

I don't dare confess my feelings when I'm sober, I only dare to confess when I'm drunk.

What kind of man is this?!

So after hinting to Yu Mo and Wan Yu to take Yi Fei away, Nan Feng hurriedly emphasized the importance of keeping secrets to the rest of the group, especially Mei Jia, You You, and Curry Sauce, telling them not to reveal the truth casually.

If Yifei mistakenly believes that Teacher Zeng is so timid that he doesn't even dare to confess his feelings and has to find someone to hint at them to her... that would backfire.

Whoever makes the mistake will be responsible for resolving it.

The thought of dealing with the complicated relationship between Yifei and Teacher Zeng made everyone wave their hands, feeling that it was Teacher Zeng's responsibility to make the confession.

Besides, love requires both parties to take the initiative to move towards each other, rather than being pushed forward by others.

Even if they have a good relationship, at most they can only run errands and provide assistance, like they would for Guan Gu Youyou, Zhanbo Wanyu.

However, given the current situation, who knows when these two awkward individuals will take the initiative to approach each other again?

……

Yu Mo and Wan Yu tried their best to persuade Yi Fei, almost wearing their lips out, before she finally agreed to talk to Xiao Xian and Zhang Wei properly after they woke up, promising not to take action immediately.

By this time, Zhanbo's temporary residence had been rebuilt. Although its current appearance was incomparable to the previous Optimus Prime, everyone's time and energy were limited, so they could only make do with it for the time being.

Zhang Wei and Xiao Xian decided to launch a night raid in the early hours of the morning. After everyone had finished all the messy things, the sky was just beginning to lighten.

Thankfully it was Saturday, so the exhausted group finally had time to go back to their bedrooms and fall asleep.

So everyone slept and slept until this afternoon.

……

On Saturday afternoon, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei woke up in each other's arms once again.

After nearly half a minute of silence, a series of earth-shattering screams suddenly erupted from the small bedroom.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

……

Half an hour later, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei learned from Yu Mo what they had done.

Zhang Wei, biting his hand in horror, exclaimed, "My God, we actually raided Hu Yifei's place at night! And I even hit her?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so terrified that he collapsed onto the sofa: "My God, we actually raided Hu Yifei's place at night! And I even kissed her?!"

"Um... well, you're still better."

Zhang Wei chuckled gloatingly, and suddenly felt that he wasn't so scared anymore.

"What kind of time is this? How dare you laugh at me like this!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sat up abruptly, screaming wildly, "I knew it! Why was I in so much pain? This hurts, that hurts, my whole body aches!"

"This is Yifei's revenge on me! She hates me!"

"I forcibly kissed her, and she wanted to kill me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian crossed his arms and said with a sorrowful expression, "I'm still alive only because she felt that killing me like this would be too easy for me!"

"She wants to torture me! Humiliate me! To toy with me!"

Xiaoxian cried out, winking and making faces, "She's going to beat me to death!!!"

Zhang Wei originally thought that this was a society governed by law, and that no matter how cruel Yifei was, she wouldn't go too far with them.

As a result, Zeng Xiaoxian's incredibly infectious lament broke Zhang Wei to the point of questioning his existence. He frantically touched his entire body, so frightened that he even felt like vomiting.

"Torture?!!"

"Humiliation?!!"

"play?!!"

Zhang Wei couldn't help but think of the third-rate web series he had watched last night—"Love O2O".

[I urgently need someone who can grant me immortality.]

"Go play somewhere else!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression suddenly changed, and he lightly slapped Zhang Wei's head away: "If Yifei wants to torture, humiliate, or play with someone, she should come to me. Why are you getting involved!"

Zhang Wei was shocked and couldn't help but swear, "Teacher Zeng, are you a masochist or just genuinely a jerk?"

"They're going to steal this too?!"

Xiao Xian rolled his eyes at him: "Mind your own business!"

"that……"

Seeing the two of them acting like they were performing a comedy routine, Yu Mo finally had a chance to interject: "Teacher Zeng, I think you don't need to worry too much."

"Actually, when you forcibly kissed Yifei, she... didn't react much, she just seemed dazed."

"Later, Yifei thought you kissed her to help Zhang Wei launch a sneak attack, which is why she wanted to kill you."

"So what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head frantically, grimacing as he said, "I can't possibly tell Yifei that I wasn't cooperating with Zhang Wei in a sneak attack, but that I was simply forcibly kissing her, can I?!"

Yu Mo said, both amused and exasperated, "You could take this opportunity to confess your feelings to her directly."

"No, no, absolutely not!"

As long as Xiaoxian isn't drunk, he'll back down faster than anyone else: "Yu Mo, you said it yourself, I confessed to Yifei last night but she didn't believe me at all, and she just dumped me on Optimus Prime."

"What if, what if she still doesn't believe me this time, and thinks I'm just trying to lessen my punishment?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo's lips twitched uncontrollably. She said irritably, "Teacher Zeng, do you think Yi Fei is a fool?"

"If she doesn't believe you after your first confession, how can she not believe you after your second?"

"Even if she doesn't believe you after you confess twice, if you confess a third time, she'll have to believe you're sincere."

"No! No! It really won't work, Yu Mo!"

Zeng Xiaoxian instinctively thought of the worst possible outcome: "What if she rejects me? What if we can't even be friends anymore?"

"What if she not only rejects me, but we can't even be friends anymore, and she even tries to kill me?"

He hurriedly stood up and said, "Yu Mo, I'm sorry."

"I really can't stay in this Love Apartment anymore, I have to leave. Hope we meet again in the next life."

As Xiaoxian was saying this, he was about to run out the door, but as soon as he rushed out the door, he bumped right into Yifei.

(End of this chapter)