Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 718 Xiaoxian's Outburst in a Desperate Situation (Wishing you all the best)

When Xiaoxian learned that he had forcibly kissed Yifei while drunk, he completely disregarded the soreness all over his body and wanted to escape to avoid trouble without even packing his luggage.

Although he didn't know where he could escape to, he knew he had to get out of there before things got really bad!

"Teacher Zeng! Teacher Zeng!"

No matter how much Yu Mo called out to him from behind, it couldn't change Zeng Xiaoxian's determination to leave.

As soon as he rushed out the door, he bumped right into Yifei, who was coming back from buying drinks.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned deathly pale instantly. He forced a smile and stammered, "Yifei, Xiaofeifei, Feifei... Ahhh!!!"

Yifei delivered a clean and swift knee kick, knocking Zeng Xiaoxian to the ground.

Xiaoxian, who had been hit in the abdomen, clutched her stomach and rolled on the ground in pain, her forehead covered in cold sweat.

"Um."

Yifei nodded and then gently kicked his butt: "It's more fun to hit a punching bag that makes noise."

"Teacher Zeng!"

Seeing this, Yu Mo quickly ran over to help Zeng Xiaoxian up. She then complained to Yi Fei, "Yi Fei, didn't you promise everyone that you wouldn't fight when you met?"

Yifei blinked and said matter-of-factly, "Yes, I promised not to do it."

"But he was blind and bumped into me, triggering my defensive counterattack with the 'Flash of Deception' technique. Whose fault is that?"

"You're just being a scoundrel."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo shook her head, both amused and exasperated.

Everyone has eyes; even a fool could see whether Yifei's actions were self-defense or deliberate revenge.

Besides, last night Yifei was forcibly kissed by Teacher Zeng for half a minute and didn't defend herself or fight back, but now she's defending herself and fighting back just because she bumped into him?

Yifei snorted, not even glancing at Zeng Xiaoxian, and went straight to sit down next to Zhang Wei.

"Zhang Wei..."

A smile played on her lips, and her eyes shone brightly like a guillotine.

"Hi, Yifei!"

Terrified, Zhang Wei scrambled to the edge of the sofa, forcing a fawning smile onto his terrified face.

Perhaps due to his panic, he blurted out, "Yi...Yifei, did you sleep well last night?"

……

Upon hearing Zhang Wei's words, Yu Mo and Xiao Xian, who were slowly walking towards the sofa, froze on the spot.

Yu Mo: (ˉ▽ˉ；)

Zeng Xiaoxian: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ? ! !

[Zhang Wei, you're such an idiot! Why did you have to bring up something you shouldn't have said!]

Sure enough, Yifei narrowed her eyes upon hearing this, and her hands clenched until they turned bluish-white.

"Thanks to both of you, I slept...very well last night!"

She clutched her aching shoulder, forcing a smile as she suppressed her anger: "I never would have guessed, Zhang Wei, that you were so strong when you were sleepwalking."

"If that punch had landed on someone else last night, their shoulder would probably be fractured."

Yifei invited with ill intent, "How about we spar again sometime? I can give you a handicap."

"If you can't beat me in intelligence, can you at least try to out-fight me?"

"If you win, I'll give all your junk back, including your right to use the room!"

Yifei stared intently at Zhang Wei, as if she would kick his head to the Alashan Desert the moment he nodded in agreement.

"Yifei, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

Seeing that things were not going well, Zhang Wei immediately slid to his knees at lightning speed.

He stared wide-eyed at Yifei with his piercing gaze: "Yifei!"

"Yifei!!"

"Yifei!!!"

With tears in his eyes, Zhang Wei said tenderly, "Yifei, can you feel the burning passion in my heart through my sincere gaze and heartfelt call?"

"Um."

Yifei nodded slightly: "To be honest, Zhang Wei, your confession did sound much more sincere than Zeng Xiaoxian's last night."

"What?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was leaning against the other sofa, was startled. He looked up and stared fiercely at Zhang Wei.

[Zhang Wei, I never expected that a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you would have such inappropriate thoughts about Yi Fei?!]

She's mine! She's mine!

Yu Mo, standing to the side, gave Zeng Xiaoxian a disdainful look.

[If it's meant to be yours, why don't you go for it! Confess your feelings!]

Are you just waiting to wear a hat?

"No, please don't misunderstand."

Zhang Wei quickly waved his hand and explained, "Actually, what I meant by 'warm feelings' was that I wanted you to apologize."

Yifei nodded indifferently: "Oh, I thought you guys liked to use confessing your feelings to avoid responsibility these days."

"No, absolutely not!"

Zhang Wei patted his chest: "I, Zhang Wei, am the most courageous man in Love Apartment, absolutely honest, reliable, and willing to take responsibility."

"How could I possibly use confessing my feelings to shirk my responsibilities?"

"Yes, very good."

Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian sitting opposite her: "It seems that even though it's a night raid, your integrity is still a little bit higher than that bastard's."

"That's right, I'm much better than Teacher Zeng."

Without a second thought, Zhang Wei betrayed Zeng Xiaoxian. His face full of hope, he asked, "So, Yifei, considering I know I was wrong and have the courage to take responsibility, can you forgive me?"

"Forgive you? Dream on!"

Yifei waved her hand: "Sit down properly over there, I need to settle accounts between the two of you!"

"oh."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei obediently sat down.

Yifei then turned to Xiaoxian, who was clutching his stomach: "What was this guy trying to do by running out in such a panic? Was he trying to flee from justice?"

"That's right."

Zeng Xiaoxian is hopeless and incompetent, so Yu Mo has no reason to help him maintain his image. She ruthlessly exposed the true nature of this cowardly Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng is always like this; whenever something happens, he wants to go away and avoid trouble."

Yu Mo said with exasperation, "I think he might as well not come back after he's laid low. By the time he returns, it'll be too late!"

"What does 'every time' mean?"

Yifei raised an eyebrow: "When was the last time?"

"Forehead……"

After thinking for a while, Yu Mo nodded emphatically and said, "...It was the time with Laura."

"Oh, Laura..."

Upon hearing this, Yifei's eyes narrowed, and her voice became even colder than usual: "So, Zeng Xiaoxian, do you think I'll pester you like Laura, or do you think I'm even scarier than Laura?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately speechless.

[Wait, how does Hu Yifei's brain work?]

What does this have to do with Laura?!

"This is outrageous!"

Before Xiaoxian could reply, Yifei grabbed sofa cushions and threw them at him one after another.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, you bastard, how dare you compare me to Laura! I've never been insulted like this before!"

"No! I didn't!"

Xiao Xian immediately cried out in protest, "What Laura? Where did this Laura come from? I've completely forgotten who Laura is!"

"I don't believe a dead man like you!"

Yifei didn't believe Xiaoxian's words. She rolled up her sleeves and wanted to go over and whip Zeng Xiaoxian's head into a spinning top.

Seeing this, Yu Mo quickly stepped forward to stop Yi Fei: "Yi Fei, calm down!"

"Let's talk this out, please don't hit me."

Zhang Wei also chimed in, "That's right, Yifei. We are highly educated people; we don't condone physical violence."

Yifei roared, "Physical assault is discouraged, but is a night raid something to be encouraged?"

"ah!!!"

"Forehead……"

Realizing he was in dire straits, Zhang Wei fell silent amidst Yi Fei's roar.

At this moment, a group of people from 3602 and 3603, hearing the commotion, also surged into 3604.

After much persuasion from everyone, Yifei finally calmed down and stopped being violent.

She plopped down and seemingly gently unscrewed the soda bottle cap, but in her heart she wished she could unscrew Zeng Xiaoxian's skull.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't you want to run away? Then get out of here! Don't get in my way!"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head and sat down next to Zhang Wei, feeling awkward and uneasy.

He's just a coward, not stupid. If he really ran away in front of Yifei now, he'd never have to come back.

"Weren't you leaving? Why are you not leaving now?"

Yifei snorted irritably, "It's better that you're gone. With one less person, Zhanbo won't have to live in the cardboard box room anymore."

"And what about me?"

Zhang Wei pointed to himself in astonishment: "Zhanbo still has a cardboard box house, but I don't even have a place to live now."

"Serves you right. Who told you to bet your room usage rights against me?"

Yifei looked at Zhang Wei with disdain and said, "Gamblers don't get houses, I think that's perfectly reasonable."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Wei paused, and finally lowered his head in shame.

"Okay, Feifei."

Wanyu comforted Yifei, saying, "I know you're very angry right now, but getting angry won't solve the problem, right?"

"I know, that's why I originally wanted to solve the problem by force, but you wouldn't let me."

Yifei raised her fist fiercely, making a punching motion: "As the saying goes, death absolves all debts. As long as I beat them to death, our feud will be wiped clean."

Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately huddled on the sofa, trembling.

"Forehead……"

Wan Yu paused, then asked weakly, "Solving problems with force is too bloody and brutal. We are modern people, aren't there any more civilized ways to resolve this?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, chiming in with Wanyu's statement.

"Yes, yes, force is not the only way to solve problems."

"We firmly oppose the idea of ​​solving everything with violence."

……

Yifei was getting annoyed by everyone's advice, and she said in a huff, "A more civilized way to resolve this?"

"Yes, I have."

She crossed her legs and said nonchalantly, "Then let's call the police and follow all the procedures. Let them pay the compensation they should and detain them if necessary."

Yifei smiled slightly: "How about it? Isn't this a civilized solution?"

"Forehead……"

After a long silence, Nanfeng finally said, "In that case, Yifei, you might as well just kill them."

"That's right." Yu Mo nodded and said, "Family scandals shouldn't be aired in public. Yi Fei, when you make your move, be clean and efficient."

"I agree."

I agree.

"Let's go, let's pretend we were never here."

……

As they talked, they began to prepare to leave in a large group.

"Hey, this is outrageous!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were shocked to see this. Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in horror, "You guys just abandoned us like that?!"

"It's not abandonment."

Nanfeng shrugged: "You guys went to raid Yifei in the middle of the night, but Yifei is the victim."

"At most, we can only guarantee that you will not be subjected to violence by the victim in the first instance, so as to facilitate the subsequent negotiations and consultations among the three of you."

"But now Yifei's demand is to resolve your issues by force, so we can only respect the victim's wishes."

"No, you mean guarantee we won't be assaulted by the victim in the first instance?!"

Zhang Wei's eyes widened: "Isn't that a bit too niche?"

"Who is the real victim here?!"

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses: "Whoever is right is the victim."

Curry Sauce nodded sheepishly: "That's right."

Meijia sighed dramatically, "Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, although we are also very unhappy to see this happen, we are all family to you, and we can only handle it according to the principles of fairness and justice."

"That's right."

Youyou clutched her chest and said, feigning sadness, "Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, don't worry."

"If Sister Yifei really kills you, I will remember you forever."

"Alright, alright, stop acting."

Yifei scoffed, "I know my limits. You don't need to put on an act to make these two look pitiful."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this, but then they heard Yifei chuckle and say, "Besides, what's the fun in killing them both? I'll make them wish they were dead!"

"Hehehehehe..."

Everyone felt a chill run down their spines, and their gazes towards Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were now tinged with genuine sympathy.

"Teacher Zeng, Zhang Wei..."

Zhanbo, who had been oppressed by his older sister since childhood, opened his mouth, but hesitated to speak.

In the end, he could only sigh deeply, clasp his hands in a fist salute to the two of them, and say, "Take care."

Zhang Wei was so frightened by Zhanbo's "Take care," a phrase brimming with the meaning of parting or death, that he bit his own hand.

"etc!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "You can leave, but leave Ziqiao here!"

"Why!"

Ziqiao's eyes darted around, and he said awkwardly, "I didn't go with you guys to raid Hu Yifei at night."

"But Zhang Wei was sleepwalking because you put sleeping pills in his dumplings, and I got drunk because you got me drugged!"

He pointed at Ziqiao, wishing he could tear this troublemaker to pieces: "If it weren't for you, the instigator, none of this would have happened!"

"If I'm destined to be tormented by Yifei, I'll drag you to hell, you bastard!!!"

"Hmm, that makes sense..."

After hearing Xiaoxian's words, Yifei looked at Ziqiao with a cold killing intent: "I almost forgot about you, the instigator. Well then, you can stay here and face trial with the other two."

"I……"

Before Ziqiao could finish speaking, he was pushed out by everyone.

"I refuse to accept this!"

He stubbornly insisted, "If I'm to stay and face trial, then Guan Gu must come with me."

"What?!"

Guan Gu immediately became displeased: "Why?"

"Because you clearly promised to sleep with Zhang Wei last night, but you forced it on me instead."

Ziqiao said with a face full of dissatisfaction, "If you don't hand Zhang Wei over to me, is there any point in this?"

"I……"

Before Guan Gu could even begin to explain himself, everyone nodded in agreement.

"That makes sense!"

"All right."

Knowing he couldn't escape trial, Guan Gu pointed at Zhan Bo: "In that case, Zhan Bo has to come with me too."

"He absolutely refused to sleep with Zhang Wei, which is why I had no choice but to take over Zhang Wei's job!"

"I refuse to accept this!"

Zhanbo raised his hand in protest, saying, "I never agreed to sleep with Zhang Wei from beginning to end. This was not my responsibility in the first place, so why should I be responsible for the final outcome?"

"Most importantly, the bed I'm sleeping in now is a single bed, which doesn't meet the requirements for sleeping with Zhang Wei at all."

"Whether I refuse or not, Zhang Wei will ultimately be under your care!"

That makes sense.

Yifei pointed at the four guys: "So it seems like it's all your fault!"

A dangerous smile curled at the corner of her lips: "So, do you have any last words?"

"have!"

Forced into a corner, Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath. He was certain that no matter whether there were four, forty, or four hundred people on trial, he would be Yifei's primary target for torture.

If he had a choice, he would definitely want to run away.

But since there's no escape now, I have no choice but to take a gamble.

He then suddenly stood up, pointed at Yifei, and shouted loudly.

"Hu Yifei, I want to make a bet with you!"

(End of this chapter)