Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 746 A Win-Win Solution

Why are you looking at me like that?

Meeting Yi Fei's teasing gaze, Yu Mo puffed out her chest and said confidently, "Why can't Nan Feng and I have a purely platonic romantic relationship?"

Yifei pouted and shook her head: "If it were any other couple, it would be fine, but you're a flirtatious older woman, and Nanfeng is a seasoned driver who loves to speed."

"You two seem like carnivores by all accounts, yet now you're spouting this Platonic nonsense?"

She paused, then tentatively asked, "Does your family, like Wanyu's, strictly prohibit premarital sex?"

Yu Mo didn't speak, but just winked at Yi Fei.

"Yeah, you don't seem like the type to obediently listen to your family."

Yifei stroked her chin thoughtfully, "Could it be... that I, Nanfeng, am truly ill?"

"Absolutely impossible...right?"

Yu Mo wasn't entirely sure about this either. She coughed a few times and said seriously, "I'm not afraid to tell you, but Nanfeng and I are actually on the pure love route."

"You guys? Pure love?"

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

Yifei gasped in surprise, then burst into laughter, clutching her stomach: "You two perverts who like to secretly date and play thrill-seeking games have the nerve to call yourselves pure love lovers?"

"Pure love plus perversion, isn't that just pure perversion?!"

Yu Mo's face instantly turned red.

Just then, there was a knock on the door. She quickly glared at Fei, then pretended to be nonchalant and went to open the door.

"Yu Mo~~~"

Youyou hugged Yumo with a long face, pouting and complaining with teary eyes, "You've really gotten us into trouble this time."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo chuckled and patted Youyou's head.

"Alright, alright, I never expected that after I moved out, you and Guan Gu would become the hot commodities for the two suites."

"But on the bright side, regardless of whether you two ultimately decide to live together or not, the fact that you've started thinking about this issue means your relationship is about to enter the next stage."

She pulled Youyou to sit down on the bedside, and Yifei, who was standing next to her, also came over.

Yifei cut to the chase and asked, "Youyou, have you and Guangu decided whether you want to live together?"

"Of course...not at all."

Youyou stubbornly replied, "Guan Gu and I are both very conservative people. We need to think carefully about the idea of ​​living together."

Yifei and Yumo raised their eyebrows and squinted as they examined Youyou.

keep?

Ever since they started dating, they've wanted to be inseparable!

Why are you all looking at me like that?

With a vacant look in her eyes and her hands and feet moving awkwardly, Youyou said, "I... I'm not a casual person."

"Besides, how could we make such a big decision as living together so easily and hastily?"

Yu Mo smiled and made a "V" sign with her hand.

Seeing this, Youyou was completely confused: "Yu Mo, are you trying to tell me that these kinds of things should be dealt with quickly and decisively? But why scissors?"

"no."

Yu Mo said casually, "What I mean is, Nanfeng and I only exchanged two sentences from beginning to end when we decided to move in together."

"He asked me, and I agreed."

She shrugged: "It's that simple and hasty."

"This is fucking possible?!"

Youyou was immediately speechless.

"Why not? Since Nanfeng dared to invite me, how could I not accept?"

Yu Mo looked up at You You: "So, how many words did you and Guangu exchange before deciding to live together?"

Youyou replied subconsciously, "More than two hundred sentences, and I had to take the initiative to talk to him."

"Oh……"

Yifei and Yumo covered their mouths and chuckled.

Yu Mo said with a grin, "I knew it, Guan Gu might still be a little bit shy and embarrassed to speak up."

"But Youyou, you've always been a bold and decisive modern woman, how could you still not have thought about living together?"

"that is."

Yifei said confidently, "I bet you were the one who went to talk to Guangu about this, right?"

"Stop!"

Youyou made an X with her hands, bent down and whispered, "Guan Gu and I have the same story about living together: he invited me very firmly these past three days, but I politely declined his invitation."

"Guan Gu continues to insist, and I continue to refuse."

"We were locked in a stalemate for 108 rounds, like a hawk being trained, until finally I was moved by Guan Gu's sincerity and 'reluctantly' accepted his invitation."

"Yifei, Yumo, give me some face. If you see through it, don't say anything."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo opened her mouth in astonishment: "A stalemate for one hundred and eight rounds?"

"If it were Liu Bei, he could have recruited thirty-six Zhuge Liangs!"

Youyou said matter-of-factly, "Living with a girlfriend is thirty-six times harder than finding someone to start a business with. That makes perfect sense in modern society."

"Hehehe..."

Yifei chuckled dryly a few times, then couldn't help but ask curiously, "How come you two talked for over two hundred sentences about living together before finally deciding?"

Youyou sighed, head down: "There's no way around it, the cohabitation of three people really needs to be planned carefully."

"Three people?!"

Yu Mo twitched her lips and stared at Youyou with a strange expression.

For some reason, Yu Mo took the initiative to advise, "Youyou, although Ziqiao is your only relative in this city, isn't it a bit too much for you to live with your boyfriend and also have to take care of a nephew?"

Youyou said, half-laughing and half-crying, "It wasn't me with Ziqiao, it was Guangu with Mario!"

"Have you ever seen anyone live with their girlfriend and then need to get permission from their fantasy partner?!"

"Mario?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo and Yi Fei exchanged a glance; they were quite familiar with Guan Gu's imaginary partner.

Compared to the other boys' fantasy partners in the apartment, Mario is considered quite easy to get along with.

Yifei asked directly, "I remember you and Mario had a pretty good relationship, so he shouldn't object to you living with Guan Gu, right?"

Youyou sighed: "It's not that I disagree, it's just that Mario, or rather Guan Gu... in short, the two of them came up with a bunch of messy living-in rules."

"For example, ensuring they have a fixed amount of time to play each week, and respecting Mario's interests and hobbies, etc..."

She lowered her head helplessly: "I just wanted to live closer to my boyfriend, but now it feels like I'm being forced to adapt to the role of a married mother ahead of time?"

"Most importantly, the youngest child in the family is Guan Gu."

Yu Mo covered her mouth and chuckled: "Youyou, if you look at it from a positive perspective, it's actually not bad at all."

"At least... if Guan Gu makes a mistake again next time, you can treat him like a child and spank him."

"Huh?"

Youyou raised her head, her eyes suddenly lighting up: "Yu Mo, your idea is excellent, very constructive!"

Yu Mo clapped her hands with a smile and said, "Right? I've really wanted to do that too, but I've never had the chance..."

"Eek~~~"

Yifei felt a chill run down her spine. She rubbed the goosebumps on her arms and said, "Love really does make people perverted. You two are actually starting to talk about these things now."

"How disgusting!!"

Yu Mo and Youyou exchanged a glance, then turned to look at Yi Fei in a daze.

"It's just a spanking, what's the problem?"

Youyou was completely unaware that there was anything wrong with her and Yumo's thoughts just now.

Yu Mo spoke more tactfully, asking tentatively, "Yi Fei, how long has it been since you've been in a relationship?"

"Forehead……"

Upon hearing this, Yifei's face darkened immediately. She coughed a few times and forcibly changed the subject, saying, "Um... Youyou, have you and Guangu decided whether to stay in 3602 or 3604?"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

Yifei's words immediately increased the number of unhappy people present from one to two. Youyou scratched her head and wailed, "Guan Gu and I have been worrying about this issue. We feel that it's not suitable for either him to move in or me to move in."

"Meijia and Curry are one thing, but Ziqiao and Zhang Wei are both broke, and we don't know who to take care of first."

She looked at Yu Mo and Yi Fei, her eyes full of hope, and said, "I came here to ask if you have any good ideas."

"Good idea?"

Yifei clapped her hands and said crisply, "If Youyou and I really don't know who to prioritize, why not just ignore both of us!"

"Just have Zhang Wei and Guan Gu switch rooms. That way, none of the four of them will have to pay more for rent and utilities than before, and the problem will be solved, right?"

"That's not a good idea."

Youyou scratched her head: "This idea always gives me the feeling of abandoning poor relatives and good friends and going to live a carefree life on my own."

"and……"

With a complicated expression, Youyou said, "While I'd be happy to live with Guangu, if it's just the two of us in a suite..."

To be honest, it wasn't easy for either of us, Guan Gu, to take the step of living together now.

If we were to take Guan Gu and Youyou a step further and give them an entire suite to live in, wouldn't that be practically the same as getting married and living together?

Youyou understands herself and Guangu; at least for the two of them right now, this step is still not easy to take.

"If there are only the two of you in a suite, then Nanfeng's ears will probably have to be stuffed with cotton 24 hours a day."

Yu Mo curled the corners of her lips and teased.

Youyou blushed instantly at Yu Mo's words, and exclaimed, "Oh no! I meant that Guangu and I would feel very uncomfortable like this!"

Yifei couldn't quite understand Youyou's thoughts, but since Youyou had said that she and Guangu wouldn't be used to it, she couldn't force the two of them to live together alone.

After thinking about it carefully, she suggested, "If you don't want to share a suite, it would be best if Guan Gu moved to room 3604."

"That way, each of your two suites will have three people paying rent, so the financial burden on both sides won't be too great. When you move, you only need to move Guan Gu's suite."

"Um……"

Youyou nodded thoughtfully.

"Have you thought it through?"

No.

Youyou looked up at the sky and wailed, "But if we do that, Qiao and Meijia will have to share more of the rent, which will affect their quality of life."

"So what if we split it? It's only an extra 700 yuan per person per month for the three of them."

Youyou muttered, "But Ziqiao doesn't have a job to begin with, and Meijia is now a veterinary assistant, and her salary isn't high."

"Curry sauce...700 yuan is enough for her to go out for a good meal."

Yifei was speechless: "So you want to sacrifice Zhang Wei and leave him to guard 3604 alone?"

"That won't work either. Zhang Wei is just a legal assistant; he can't even earn eight thousand yuan a month."

"ah!!!"

Yifei slapped her forehead helplessly and lay back on the bed.

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo chuckled awkwardly, "Youyou, you've really thought a lot this time."

"that……"

Youyou scratched her head sheepishly: "Before I asked you for help, I ran into Teacher Zeng, so I consulted him first."

"Zeng Xiaoxian?"

"Teacher Zeng?"

Lying on the bed, Yifei and Yumo exchanged a glance, and suddenly felt a sense of enlightenment.

If that's the case, then things make perfect sense.

Yifei sat bolt upright, gritting her teeth as she asked, "Where is Zeng Xiaoxian now?"

"I'm going to beat him to death!"

That indecisive jerk Zeng, he can't help with anything all day long, and when he does offer advice, he just makes things worse!

"Teacher Zeng, he..."

Youyou blinked.

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian crouched in a corner, staring at his left and right hands with a dazed look.]

[3602? 3604?]

[3602? 3604?]

[3602? 3604?]

【Aaaaaah!!!】

Zeng Xiaoxian frantically scratched his head, then knelt on the ground and shouted to the sky: No! No! No!

I can't do this problem! I can't do it!

This is too difficult!!!

"Yifei, Teacher Zeng didn't mean to lead Youyou astray."

Yu Mo comforted Yi Fei, saying, "The focus now isn't on dealing with him, but on helping Youyou find a solution."

"What other options are there?"

Yifei said helplessly, "This won't work, and that won't work either. We can't just bring another couple back, can we?"

Upon hearing this, Youyou's eyes suddenly lit up: "Hey, I think this is a good idea."

"That way, there's one couple in each of the two suites, which makes things fair for everyone."

Yifei stroked her chin, thinking carefully, "Well... it wouldn't be a bad idea to invite another couple to stay."

"Couples have always been a scarce resource in our apartment building; it's not something you can just hire whenever you want."

"Let's give it a try first."

Youyou said excitedly, "Anyway, there are still more than 20 days until the end of the month. If we are lucky enough, we might be able to find a suitable couple who are willing to rent for a long time."

Yu Mo asked, "What if we can't recruit them?"

"What if we can't find anyone... then we'll just drag it out until the end of the month, won't we?"

Youyou said with great optimism, "Things will work themselves out. Maybe things will take a turn for the better?"

Yifei and Yumo thought about it and decided that although it would be a bit troublesome to find another couple to share the apartment, it was still a good idea.

Regardless of whether it succeeds or not, at least it can divert all the internal conflicts between Ziqiao, Zhang Wei, and Meijia, as well as the mental strain between Youyou and Guangu.

Once they calm down and their emotions have subsided, even if they can't find a couple, everyone can sit down and have a proper discussion.

Then... let's do it this way?

……

"I'm very supportive of the idea of ​​hiring another couple to share the apartment, but why are we the two of us responsible for the interviews?"

On the morning of the fifth day, 3602.

Zeng Xiaoxian asked Yifei a question.

(End of this chapter)