Late Night Cafeteria: Starting with a Bowl of Fried Rice to Save Iron Man

The man rubbed his fingers lightly on the plate and put the bright red sauce on his fingers into his mouth.

"Yes, yes, this magic mapo tofu can actually make me have a long-lost appetite."

The man in the white shirt whispered, and the elders surrounding the stove suddenly turned around.

The elder of You Ru Sheng Wen Palace said in shock, "Jushi Dongpo, why are you here?".

Chapter 181

Layman Dongpo?

After Zhou Xuan heard the name, he turned to look at the old man in a white shirt, in his fifties, with a goatee under his jaw, like an old gentleman teaching in a private school.

This world also has Su Dongpo!

It is a Confucian three-rank great Confucian.

The appearance of Su Dongpo caused a commotion in the entire venue.

"It's Layman Dongpo. Didn't he retreat in the Confucian Academy for hundreds of years and attack the second-rank semi-sage? Why did he suddenly leave?"

"Hey, that Su Dongpo who testified with words? His water tune head is a masterpiece!"

"When does the moon appear, ask the blue sky for wine... This poem is said to turn the day into night, and to summon the power of the moonlight into one's body. Back then, the lay master of Dongpo used the power of this poem to turn it into an arrow of the crescent moon, in one fell swoop. Shoot and kill the third-grade monster, the Heavenly Wolf King, who is raging in the northwest of the Xuanlong Kingdom."

"That's right, I still remember that Layman Dongpo once wrote a poem to commemorate that battle... He can draw a sculpted bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot the wolf... This poem is also a very strong battle word, and the Confucian scholar blessed it with his own talent. , reciting this word can fabricate feather arrows out of thin air, the stronger the strength, the more feather arrows, it is simply a great move for group battles!"

Layman Dongpo is a famous person in Xuanlong Kingdom. Before enlightenment, many children recited his poems and wished to die, but his poems were extremely powerful and could not be recited.

For example, there is a poem written by Buddhist monk Dongpo, "Nian Nujiao. Chibi Nostalgia", which is a supreme battle word for water warfare. The sentence "The river goes east, the waves are washed away", can control the rolling water waves.Another sentence "rocks pierce through the sky, stormy waves hit the shore, and thousands of piles of snow are rolled up", and the water waves can be turned into huge waves hundreds of meters high, rushing towards the enemy overwhelmingly.

Another sentence "feather fan and scarf, while chatting and laughing, the turret will be destroyed by ashes", can boost the morale of one's own side, and can also summon flame feather arrows to shoot the enemy.

Therefore, Su Dongpo is known as the "Sage of Ci".

What is "holy"?

The second grade semi-sage is "sage".

The title of "Sage of Ci" means that he has the ability to be promoted to the second rank and semi-sage.But since [-] years ago, lay Buddhist Dongpo became a third-rank Confucian scholar, and he has not made any further progress.

Therefore, since a hundred years ago, in order to attack the second-rank semi-sage, the lay Buddhist Dongpo has not been able to retreat.

Unexpectedly, he would show up here.

Not only was the entire venue surprised, those watching the live broadcast even stared at the old man with the goatee.

Layman Dongpo has not been seen for a hundred years, and ordinary people have never seen a real person in their entire life.

Middle school students, in particular, stared directly at the "culprit" that made them die in Chinese class.

After all, few of Su Dongpo's words do not need to be recited.

The Chinese teacher patted the textbook, "This one has to be memorized, that one has to be memorized, and the exam has to be taken."

At this moment, several elders of the Confucian Sacred Wen Palace have stepped forward to greet them respectfully, and the elders of the other two colleges have also greeted them together.

After all, lay Buddhist Dongpo was of the third rank, and the elders in front of him were of the fourth and fifth ranks.

Su Dongpo looked at Zhou Xuan, smiled slightly, explained why he appeared here, and said, "The old man was in retreat, but suddenly he was very quiet and thoughtful, and wanted to come out for a walk."

"It's hard for people like me to fluctuate in their mood, but every time there is a problem with their mood, it will definitely indicate something."

"So I went out, and I happened to see Saint Meng Keya watching the scene here with a small box, and when I saw the magic Mapo tofu you made, my heart throbbed, and I came here."

The small box Su Dongpo said should be a mobile phone, right?

He has been in seclusion for a hundred years, and is already somewhat out of touch with today's society.

However, Confucian scholars are good at "the study of governance" and can grasp the known information of the world in a very short time, but Su Dongpo did not know what a mobile phone is, which shows that he came in a hurry.

After finishing speaking, Su Dongpo looked at the empty plate with regret, and sighed: "Unfortunately, I am still a step late."

On the side, Liu An blushed, and he ate the big plate of Magic Mapo Tofu in a trance.

hiccup~

Under the tension, Liu An burped, and a spicy aroma of Mapo tofu rushed out of his mouth.

In an instant, Liu An hurriedly pleaded guilty, as if on fire, and said, "Please forgive me, the magic mapo tofu was eaten by Xiaodao."

Su Dongpo waved his hand and asked with a smile, "I tasted the sauce just now and vaguely saw a world of flames, but I sensed that there was a flaw there... Mr. Liu, you have tasted the complete magic mapo tofu, but What unusual sights have you seen?"

Liu An pondered for a moment, then hesitantly glanced at Zhou Xuan, saw him smiling and nodding to himself, and instantly calmed down, and said without reservation: "When I was eating that magic Mapo tofu, I saw a god in an illusion. , He called himself "The God of Fire Zhurong", He gave me a white flame, so I was able to be promoted to the sixth grade."

hiss~

On the entire high platform, more than a dozen elders were all horrified.

"Vulcan Zhu Rong? Is there such a god in this world?"

"Liu An, shouldn't you be so stunned that you have delusions?"

But what is Su Dongpo thinking about? As a third-rank scholar, he can get in touch with more secrets, "¨〃Vulcan God? I really want to see it!"

After that, Su Dongpo looked at Zhou Xuan and asked peacefully, "Can Xiaoyou Zhou cook a meal for this old man?"

"I have a volume of "Taibai Immortal Poems" here. I would like to exchange it with it, can I?"

""Taibai Immortal Poems"? Layman Dongpo, this is your great scholar's literary treasure, for Zhou Hunchu..."

You Rusheng Wengong was shocked and discouraged. He knew the value of this "Taibai Immortal Poetry Post". This post once recorded two poems by poet Li Taibai that were never circulated in the world.

Value allure!

This poem sticker can't be exchanged even with a city!

The poet Li Taibai, a genius Confucian scholar more than [-] years ago, not only proves Tao with poetry, but also cultivates Taoist swordsmanship.

Once wrote the poem "Xia Ke Xing":

Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu Goushuang Xueming.

The silver saddle illuminates the white horse, rustling like a meteor.

Kill ten people in ten steps, and stay in a thousand miles.

After the incident, he went to the clothes and hid himself deeply with the name Shen.

It can be seen that Li (Lao's) Taibai Sword Immortal technique is superb, and later scholars can use this battle poem to temporarily obtain the Sword Immortal technique and become a swordsman with superb swordsmanship.

It is a pity that such a genius who was born out of nowhere disappeared after he became a great Confucian of the third rank. There was once a great master of Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism and the third sect of the first rank, but they could not find any trace of Li Taibai.

In addition, the first-grade Bodhisattva of Lingshan went to hell to search, but his soul was not found.

However, the masters of the first grade can be sure that Li Taibai has not passed away.

Lay Scholar Dongpo ignored the dissuasion of others, and a yellowed scroll appeared in his hand. There was a strong white talent surging on the scroll.

Vaguely, Zhou Xuan saw a scene of white clouds curling up in the fairyland in that talent.

Zhou Xuan was inexplicably excited, he only felt that this thing was related to him, and he couldn't wait to accept this scroll.

"Since it was invited by lay master Dongpo, then it's natural for the boy to be respectful rather than obedient. It just so happens that I have a dish that is very suitable for you."

Chapter 182

The scroll of "Taibai Immortal Poems" has already arrived in Zhou Xuan's hands.

Zhou Xuan caressed the yellowed paper scroll and opened the scroll, the rich white light of talent bloomed and slowly spread out like a cloud.

On this scroll are two poems by Li Taibai written by Su Dongpo with a splash of ink.

It was a scene like Miao Miao Immortal Palace.

Row upon row of fairy palaces, fairies with fluttering robes, flying dragons circling vigorously, and colorful koi carp dancing in the sea of ​​clouds.

Immediately afterwards, under the clouds, I saw a majestic mountain, as majestic as the Kunlun Mountains.

The top of Kunlun Mountain pierces the gate of heaven, the top of the mountain is above the clouds, and the fairyland is splendid.The mountainside was obscured by heavy floating clouds, while at the foot of the mountain was a dark world.

A small village in the mountains, lonely graves, ethereal ghosts looking at the sky full of longing.

Just when everyone was amazed, all the scenes converged in an instant, and turned into elegant ink-colored words on the paper.

At this moment, Zhou Xuan only saw the two exciting fairy poems on the scroll.

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Chaopi Meng Zeyun, Li fishing green boundless.

Looking for silk, I found two carps, and there are three yuan chapters in them.

The seal character Ruodan snake is like flying.

Returning to ask the old man, the profound meaning is immeasurable.

　220 The golden knife cuts the green element, and the spiritual writing is rotten and brilliant.

I swallowed the twelve rings, and I was about to see the fairy room.

Twilight crosses the purple scales, the sea air invades the muscles and cools.

Long Zishan changed and turned into plum blossom makeup.

Give me a lot of pearls, and the moonlight is all over the place.

Persuade me to wear crimson thread, tied as the crotch between skirts.

Yizi took it away, chatting and laughing and smelling the fragrance.

I saw the words "Meng Zeyun" on the scroll, which turned into a huge lake, stretching for thousands of miles, like the Tianhe above the fairyland.

Zhou Xuan knew that this "Mengyunze" should be "Yunmengze", also known as "Yunmeng Daze", which is the general name of the ancient lake group on the Jianghan Plain in Edi, the Xuanlong Kingdom.

Yunmeng Da Zenan is bounded by the Yangtze River. In the pre-Qin period, the circumference of this lake group was about kilometers.

Then the word "double carp" turned into two colorful koi playing with each other, just like the colorful koi in the wonderland of the fairyland that Zhou Xuan had just seen.

The "Immortal Room" has been transformed into a group of fairy palaces, pavilions and pavilions in the fairyland.