Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"No, Mr. He, Xiaoqing didn't go into the water. He squatted on the edge of the field and caught these fish with a fishing net."

Seeing that Teacher He was a little angry, Li Xin explained anxiously.

"Old He, you're not paying attention. What a normal person thinks, you must think about it the first time you hear what you say in your heart. How did Xiaoqing catch these fish."

"It's better for you, and immediately think about whether Xiaoqing has gone into the water and whether there is any danger."

Teacher Huang said with a helpless smile.

"Xiaoqing is too young, can I not worry about it? If he grows to half size in a few years, let alone go to the paddy fields to catch fish, even if he goes swimming in the river, I don't worry."

Teacher He said with some embarrassment.

"Hehehe, Mr. He, you have never raised a child."

"Let me share with you what it is like to be a parent.

The child was just born, and the parents thought, it would be great if the child could call Mom and Dad."

"When the child will call Mom and Dad, the parents will think, if the child can run away."

"When the child runs away, the parents will think, if the child goes to school, it will be fine, so there is no need to worry about it every day."

"When the child goes to school, parents will think again, until the child goes to junior high school, high school, and university."

"This child goes to college and graduates, and the parents will think, if this child gets married."

"When the child is married, the parents will think, it will be fine until the child's child is born."

"Let me tell you, Mr. He, this is a strange circle, and people can't get out of it in their lifetime!"

Teacher Huang said with a wry smile.

Teacher He glanced at Xiaoqing and said with a smug smile: "If you can't go out, you can't go out. I also wish Xiaoqing would not grow up in his life, and be so happy every day."

"Okay, let's get on with the work! These fish and these... bamboo shoots have to be treated, then salted and dried."

Teacher Huang clapped his hands and said.

"Mr. Huang, we don't have a few days left, can we dry it?"

Teacher He asked worriedly.

"Pfft! What you said is a bit scary, what do you mean we have a terminal illness in just a few days?"

Teacher Huang said with a smile.

"Ha ha ha ha ha."

Zifeng and the others couldn't help laughing.

Only Peng Peng looked left and right with a blank face, as if living in a dream.

"Peng Peng, aren't you weird, what are we laughing at?"

Teacher He couldn't help but asked with a wicked smile.

Peng Peng blinked innocent eyes and nodded seriously.

"Okay, don't tell him, just let him continue to be confused."

"This person...!!!, sometimes I know less, but live a little more pure."

Teacher Huang said with a smile.

"Ha ha ha ha ha."

Peng Peng suddenly laughed.

"Brother, are you half a beat? I just heard what Teacher Huang said."

Zifeng asked with a look of disgust.

"No."

The smile on Peng Peng's face immediately solidified, and he shook his head blankly again.

"Then what are you laughing at?"

Zifeng asked inexplicably.

"I think what Mr. Huang said is a bit funny."

Peng Peng answered bluntly.

"Hahahahaha."

Teacher He smiled and covered his stomach, tears streaming down his face.

"Okay, okay, you hurry up and get ready to go to work."

Teacher Huang said softly.

"This stupid boy, what will we do in the future...!!!!"

When Peng Peng left, Teacher Huang shook his head helplessly.

"Mr. He, are you laughing?"

Li Xin asked blankly.

Teacher He looked back at Li Xin and asked in surprise, "Xin Xin, you didn't understand either."

"No, are you joking?"

Li Xin shook his head blankly.

"Pfft."

Teacher He couldn't recognize the laughter, and immediately stopped laughing, and then explained carefully: "I said the wrong thing just now, we have a few days left on the show, and I said we don't have a few days left."

"This is a sick sentence. If there are not a few days left, it means that I can't live for a few days. Teacher Huang discovered my language defect and corrected it."

"Oh."

Li Xin nodded, obviously still not smiling.

"Okay, Mr. He, you can't see blood, I'll do the job of killing the fish, and you can take a few girls to peel the bamboo shoots."

Mr. Huang shook his head with a wry smile. If Mr. He and the others were entangled, the afternoon program would not be done, and it would be a talk show.

"Okay, Mr. Huang dislikes us, let's just do the work honestly!"

Teacher He said with a wicked smile.

Except...Peng Peng, this poor little one, went to help Mr. Huang, and the rest were all concentrated on Mr. He's side.

"Just peel off the outer layer of old bamboo shoots, and then pinch it to see if it can move underneath.

If you can pinch it, it means that the bamboo shoots are still stunned, and you can eat them all."

"If it can't be pinched, use a knife to cut off the bottom part and peel off an extra layer."

Teacher He said while demonstrating.

The rest of the people all followed suit and peeled bamboo shoots with Teacher He.

At this moment, a hand with black hair came in and quickly picked up a bamboo shoot.

"Xiao Hei, don't make trouble, put the bamboo shoots down, we finally dug them."

Teacher He said with some distress.

Chapter 524 Is Xiao Hei Crazy?

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Xiao Hei screamed in dissatisfaction, holding the bamboo shoots in one hand, quickly peeling off the dead leaves outside with his teeth, and then throwing the remaining white and tender bamboo shoots back into the bamboo basket.

After throwing it away, Xiao Hei also grinned proudly.

"My God, this is too amazing, isn't this monkey really becoming a sperm?"

Li Xin stared at Xiao Hei with a shocked expression, and couldn't help muttering to himself.

"That's right, our little black is a smart monkey, isn't it, little black, come here and reward you with a toffee."

Teacher He gave a gratified compliment, then took out a toffee from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Hei.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Xiao Hei shouted a few times with excitement, put the toffee in his mouth, suddenly rushed over and ran away with the bamboo basket in his arms.

"Hey, little black, what are you doing?"

Teacher He shouted with a worried look on his face.

But Xiao Hei didn't seem to hear at all, and ran up to the roof three times with the bamboo basket in his arms.

"Xiao Hei, come down! The bamboo shoots we dug so hard!"

Zifeng shouted angrily.

"Xiao Hei, I'll be angry if you play again!"

Teacher He said with a serious face.

"What the hell are you doing, little black?"

Kiki also shouted anxiously.

"Why is this Xiao Hei, is this crazy?"

Teacher Huang, who was killing the fish, couldn't help staring at Xiao Hei curiously.

Xiao Hei ignored the crowd at all, sitting on the roof holding the bamboo shoots and quickly peeling off the dead leaves with his teeth.

After peeling a bamboo shoot, Xiao Hei put it on a gentle place beside him, jumped off the roof again, held the bamboo shoot in both hands and came to Mr. He next to him excitedly.

"Give it to me, give me one!"

Teacher He took Xiao Hei's hand and said with a straight face.

"Ah, ooh!"