Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

Xiao Hei pointed to the bamboo shoots on the roof, and then pointed to the bamboo shoots in Teacher He's hands.

"Xiaoqing, what does Xiaohei want?"

Kiki took Xiaoqing's hand and asked in a low voice.

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Xiao Hei said that it will peel a bamboo shoot and a 1 toffee, and it will peel off all those... bamboo shoots."

Xiaoqing said in a milky voice.

"Peeling a bamboo shoot a 1 sugar it came up with the idea"

Kiki opened her eyes wide and asked in surprise.

"Yeah, it's saying again, two bamboo shoots and one candy will do."

Xiaoqing looked at Xiaohei who was gradually anxious, and translated with a serious face.

"I'll go, Xiaoqing can also translate animal language"

"What is real or fake"

Chi Chi said with a surprised look on his face.

"Xiaoqing really knows animal language, otherwise why do you think Da Mao would listen to Xiaoqing's words?"

Hearing Chichi suspecting Xiaoqing, Zifeng said a little unhappily.

"I'm going, it's too exaggerated, isn't Xiaoqing a child prodigy, right? The child prodigy can't compare with him, what kind of immortal grandfather is Xiaoqing reincarnated?"

Chi Chi said quite exaggeratedly.

"I don't know, but the villagers are all called Xiaoqing, and they even pay homage."

Zifeng also said with a puzzled expression.

"That Xiao Hei can also understand Xiao Qing's words."

Chi Chi couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Yes, Xiao Hei and the others can not only understand Xiao Qing's words, but also seem to understand our words."

Zifeng said after thinking about it.

"How could it be my God, I got goosebumps when you said that!"

"The animals can understand our words, they're fine. This is what you filmed from the Animal Administration. If I say bad things about them, will they take revenge on me?"

Chi Chi pretended to rub his arms and said with a frightened look on his face.

"Pfft.

It's alright, Chichi, you're good at advertising."

Teacher Huang said with a smile.

"Mr. Huang has complimented me. Compared with you, I am still a primary school student, hehe."

Chi Chi said humbly.

"What ad?"

Zifeng asked in confusion.

"Oh, okay, Chichi, this ad is really awesome!"

"Chichi didn't say that, I forgot it. Friends who like animals can pay attention. Chichi's new film, Small Animal Administration, will be released simultaneously on the whole network on October [-]."

"In this drama, Chi Chi will play one, hahaha, I can't spoil it.

Anyway... it's easy, funny, and healing! Don't forget O, October [-]rd, Small Animal Administration."

Teacher He said with a smile.

"Mom, this ad was so unpredictable that I got goosebumps!"

"This wave of advertisement 666 is simply...seamless!"

"Chichi's wave is really showing me blood! It's not for nothing that a big head has great wisdom!"

"I want to see even the small animals! Chi Chi, come on!"

..."No it's just...want toffee"

Teacher He also glanced at Xiaoqing in surprise, then stared at Xiaohei and said, "Xiaohei, no, no, you can only eat at most two candies a day, or you will get cavities."

"This way, you won't be allowed to peel the bamboo shoots. You give me the bamboo shoots, and I will add a 1 toffee to you every day, okay?"

"Oh, oh, oh, oh!"

Xiao Hei jumped and jumped anxiously, patted it, pointed to the hill not far away, and pointed to the toffee in his hand.

"Xiao Hei said he didn't eat it by himself, he wanted to feed his baby."

speak up.

"Baby Little Black Baby"

He widened his eyes and said in surprise.

"No, the last time the little black wife came, I saw that my belly was still very small, and the baby was born so soon."

Kiki was also in disbelief.

"That's right, Xiao Hei, you're not good, you can't lie just to cheat candy, you know?"

Teacher He said with a serious face.

Teacher He's words made Xiao Hei jump up and down in a hurry.

It suddenly jumped to the roof in two or three times, and shouted at the mountain top not far away.

Xiao Hei's voice didn't fall, and a sharp voice sounded from the top of the mountain.

In the blink of an eye, there was a mandrill on the roof, much smaller than Xiao Hei. What shocked everyone was that the mandrill was holding a baby mandrill in his arms.

"My God, baby!"

Zifeng pointed to the roof and shouted excitedly.

"Xiao Hei is amazing, he has become a father!"

Teacher He also widened his eyes and shouted in a jumping and jumping manner.

Xiao Hei opened his mouth proudly, revealing a sharp fang.

In the next second, it came down from the roof with the mother mandrill and came to Xiaoqing and them.

That pompous look, like a child who got a perfect score in the exam, has stepped out of the steps of disrespecting six relatives.

"Hey, this mother monkey doesn't look the same as the last one."

Mr. Huang, who was watching the excitement on the side, suddenly said.

"No, they look the same."

Qiqi frowned and said with a look of doubt.

"Kiki, all the monkeys in your feelings are exactly the same in your eyes, right?"

Teacher Huang laughed and joked, then pointed at the top of the mother mandrill's head and said, "Look carefully, this monkey mother has a white hair on the top of her head, but the little black wife didn't have it on her head before."

"Really, Mr. Huang, you are too amazing, you can see such small details!"

"But it's not right, this is not Xiao Hei's daughter-in-law, and this child is not Xiao Hei's, right?"

Kiki asked suspiciously.

Chapter 526 Don't use the knife, Mr. Huang!

"I know this."

"This primate, like monkey, orangutan, baboon, is not monogamous!"

"They belong to privilegeism. A monkey group is composed of a monkey king and a female monkey. Even if there are other male monkeys, they are just followers and have no right to choose a mate."

Chi Chi said proudly.

"Chichi, you are really erudite and talented, you even know this"

Teacher Huang asked with a wicked smile.

"Hehehe, Mr. Huang praised him, he was just dabbling a little bit, just a little dabbling in it."

Chi Chi pretended to be very low-key and clasped his fists and said.

"However, the knowledge you have learned is a bit strange. Are you specializing in the mate selection rights of monkeys?"

Mr. Huang's words made the old Chichi blushed, too embarrassed to speak.

"Hahahaha, Mr. Huang is too bad, isn't this a public revenge?"

"Mom, this is not a car to kindergarten.

Master, stop, I want to get off!"

"The door is welded!"

"I don't want to be a human anymore, I want to be a monkey, I want to be a monkey king!"

"I still want to be the Monkey King, and I will throw the 82-year-old Chen urine on your face!"

"Pink turns black! I thought Xiao Hei was a model husband before, but it turns out he's not a good monkey!"

..."Chichi is basically right, but there are exceptions, such as the Argentine night monkeys, which are...monogamous."

Mr. Huang added.

"Okay, Xiao Hei, so you are not a good monkey's heart radish!"

Zifeng said with a look of disgust.

"This little monkey is so cute! It has big eyes and looks nothing like Xiao Hei."