My Apartment Life

　　"You've comforted it before." Mika dropped a sentence and ran out in disgust. .

Chapter 222

　　One day has passed, and the next day is Valentine's Day. Everyone seems to have plans on this day. Lu Zhanbo is about to confess to Wan Yu. Lu Ziqiao wants to ride a horse, and Meijia wants to work hard to get rich. Not to mention, Guan Gu is the only one left, and he estimates that he should stay at home and draw comics.

　　However, such a beautiful day never started well.

　　On the morning of Valentine's Day, Yu Ziye spoke on the phone, but he was quite hot: "I don't care what difficulties you have, you promised me that you would be able to make it in time, but now you tell me that you have sold out?

　　Who wants your compensation?Who cares about your coupons for a few dollars?Valentine's Day only happens twice a year. Can a few dollars buy this time?

　　Don't bullshit me, I'll tell you, I paid for the expedited fee. If you can't deliver it to me tonight, I will complain that you cheated the customer. According to the agreement, you have to compensate me ten times the liquidated damages. "

　　After speaking, Yu Ziye threw the phone on the table, picked up the milk box next to him, and drank it.

　　"what happened?"

　　At this moment, Yifei was making chocolates in the kitchen, and Zeng Xiaoxian was also sitting next to him reading a magazine. Seeing Yu Ziye's unhappy expression, they asked curiously.

　　Yu Ziye almost wrote his dissatisfaction on his face: "The clothes I ordered online a few days ago were good at first, they said very clearly, as long as you pay for expedited delivery, you can definitely get it yesterday. It was delivered, but it hasn't come yet. I called and they said with plausibility: There are too many people rushing, and now the warehouse is full."

　　"Isn't this normal?" Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly, "On days like this, it's normal to liquidate."

　　"Can I not know?" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "But you don't think about it. When they said that it could be delivered, it means that there was no trend of liquidation at that time, which means that I placed the order earlier. Instead, I have to wait with those who place orders late, why? They are all VIPs, you delay me, so I can't be a little more arrogant?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know how to refute what he said.

　　"Hey, cool down, cool down, anyway, it's not bad for you to spend Valentine's Day in two days."

　　"Can this be the same? It's the atmosphere that celebrates the festival." Yu Ziye glared at Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfied, and then a little annoyed: "Yeah~ why should I argue with you, a single dog! You must not understand this thing, really Yes, cut~"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian almost vomited blood in anger: "Hey, single dog provoked you to mess with you, don't spill it on me if you're angry!"

　　"It's not that he's angry with you." Speaking of which, Yifei was more speechless than Yu Ziye: "That's because tonight is a bit more special. When you said this, he didn't put the milk carton on your face. It's a lot of mercy."

　　"Why? How special?" Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't understand.

　　"Of course..." Yu Ziye was about to say something, but his mind suddenly turned around: "This is our taste, you single dog knows shit."

　　"I...Nima." Zeng Xiaoxian almost didn't fight Yu Ziye, but he was despised twice. It was the same reason, didn't he just have a girlfriend?It's like no one has ever dealt with it.

　　Of course, Yu Ziye wouldn't tell Zeng Xiaoxian that on Valentine's Day, Yifei promised him to try all the clothes on, so Yu Ziye was so irritable and asked to have it delivered today.

　　A bad person is a good thing, can Yu Ziye not be anxious with him?If it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't follow the network cable, maybe Yu Ziye would go there and kill those bastards.

　　Is it easy to do something by yourself?He also made so many twists and turns for himself.

　　"Okay, don't talk about it, you are shameless, what are you thinking about!" Yifei stopped Yu Ziye speechlessly, lest he quarrel with Zeng Xiaoxian, now is the most important time, she doesn't want to Disturbed at this time.

　　"What are you doing?" Yu Ziye saw that Yifei was holding the spatula and had already prepared the pot: "Do you make chocolate? Why do I feel something is wrong."

　　"That's all your illusion." Yifei said calmly: "Look at it, I'm going to start doing it, and today you will definitely see what the best chocolate is."

　　Yifei got excited, turned around and pointed to the ingredients in the plate and said, "Cocoa butter, here; almond, here; creamer, here; jam, here; pot, here; all attention, this is not a drill, this is not a drill , this time the task is very arduous..."

　　Yifei excitedly dubbed the various materials and proceeded to the final step, seeing Zeng Xiaoxian laughing like a pig: "Hahaha~ you look like this, do you want to cheer them on? Commander? Go, my Warriors, don't care if your bodies are burnt or not, they're all black anyway, hahaha~"

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　　"You are jealous of my ingenuity. I tell you, it took me several days to prepare all the ingredients. I can guarantee that my batch of chocolates is definitely the same as the Lafite in [-]. I have a status and a name in mind, and from now on, I will call it: Fickley."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was about to laugh like a silly beep, but Yu Ziye said in a daze, "Why not call it Felix, I made a lot of sacrifices to test this batch of chocolates, why don't I even have the right to name it?"

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　　"Hahaha~haha~ No way, are you two trying to laugh at me?" Zeng Xiaoxian almost laughed under the table when he heard that the two were arguing about their names.

　　"What efforts have you made?" Yifei was furious regardless of Zeng Xiaoxian's ridicule, thinking of what had happened in the past few days, she was very unhappy: "In addition to watching my jokes these few days, I'm just doing my own thing. What's the sacrifice?"

　　"Hey, eldest sister, I risked my life to justify the name of chocolate, why didn't I sacrifice?"

　　"Eh... this..." Yi Fei's head is full of black lines, if you count it like this, it seems to be true: "Okay... Okay! It's called Feiyeke's power, this one sounds better. "

　　"The power of Feiyeke? Niupi, hahaha~ This name was taken, hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his stomach and really got under the table.

　　Yifei has long been immune to Zeng Xiaoxian's ridicule, but just glanced at him lightly: "Laugh! Laugh! Back then when the Wright Brothers built planes, those people laughed like this, but the jokers turned out to be idiots, they If you become a trend-setter, I will definitely slap you in the face with facts, but you should pay attention to your own fire extinguisher! If you can’t sell that many, your dream of being a director will be shattered.”

　　"Yes, yes, I'm waiting for the day I become an idiot." Zeng Xiaoxian disagreed with Yifei's words. In his opinion, Yifei's ability to make delicious food is more difficult than reaching the sky. Idiot, then he recognized it.So.

Chapter 223

　　A serious topic of chocolate making turned into a joke under the influence of Yu Ziye and Yifei, and Zeng Xiaoxian was left to announce to the world what he had heard.

　　However, Zeng Xiaoxian will never know that sometimes things that seem absurd, when couples quarrel, become more interesting.

　　Yu Ziye didn't want to continue laughing at him, but seeing him laugh so happily, Yu Ziye couldn't help it: "Single dog, you know shit, you can see that you haven't been in love very much, sometimes couples The little fun between them is to fight over some irrelevant things, and then someone compromises, and then... um..."

　　Yu Ziye said and blew a kiss at Yifei, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian originally laughed like a fool, but when he heard Yu Ziye's words, he shattered.

　　He's brokenhearted!

　　"Pfft~" Now it was Yifei's turn to laugh, and it was like a meme, no matter what Zeng Xiaoxian said, as long as he said 'what do you know about this single dog', it instantly caused nine hundred and ninety-nine critical hits, Can't say anything.

　　After Yifei laughed enough, she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian jokingly: "How is it? The crit doesn't feel good, right? I said you're fine, couples are fighting for some outrageous things, you have to treat it as a joke, the result is I really became a joke."

　　"..."

　　What Yifei did by rubbing salt on Zeng Xiaoxian's wound made Zeng Xiaoxian feel that his heart was hurting unconsciously.

　　Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian had decided to keep his mouth shut, Yifei said silently: "I tell you, I only have the last step left, just melt the chocolate I bought, add my ingredients, and put it in my In the well-prepared mold, you're done."

　　"Making chocolate is melting other people's chocolate and then solidifying it?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to speak at first, but when he heard Yifei's procedure, he felt that his worldview was about to collapse.

　　"Is there a problem?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and looked at Yu Ziye very sympathetically: "I now know why there are so many fake milk powder in this world, you can do it too! Buy someone else's milk powder and wash it and dry it, and it will become your milk powder. , I have already thought about the name and advertising slogan for you, Feilu milk powder, hand-made milk powder, after drinking it, the waist will not be sore, the legs will not hurt, and the heart will not even beat~”

　　"Wait a minute, ask a question." Yu Ziye raised his hand.

　　"Let's hear it." Yifei wanted to slap Zeng Xiaoxian, but when she heard Yu Ziye's words, she turned her attention.

　　"If this is how chocolate is made, how was the first chocolate made?"

　　"That's easy!" Yifei seemed to be very researched: "Maybe some guy accidentally melted these cocoa butter, creamer, jam, almonds and the like, and then made the first chocolate, Then use this as a seed, melt, add materials, and continue to melt, it's like a crop, more and more, isn't it?"

　　After saying this, Yifei said solemnly: "Many great masterpieces are inspired by accidents, and chocolate is also. Maybe I have an accident and become a masterpiece that is even greater than chocolate."

　　"so..."

　　Yu Ziye and Zeng Xiaoxian were directly defeated by Yifei's sturdiness. Yu Ziye asked weakly, "So, how are you going to make it happen?"

　　"You said it was an accident, how do I know?"

　　"..."

　　"Yeah! Your accident is to treat Zi Ye as a guinea pig. After kneeling down, is it not an accident?" Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled: "Besides, what you do is not accidental, it is normal. ."

　　"Heh, why should I use Midnight as an experiment? If you don't feel bad for me, I still feel bad! Can't I use you as an experiment? When you are sleeping, I will open your mouth and pour it directly into it." Yi Fei was busy , while reprimanding Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"Cut~ Then you want to come in." Zeng Xiaoxian looked indifferent.

　　"Cough~" Yu Ziye looked at Zeng Xiaoxian who was on the verge of death, and couldn't help reminding him: "Mr. Zeng, I have to remind you, don't get excited, if she is really competitive by you, you Even a steel door can't handle it."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly woke up, but the words had already been said, and he had no choice but to hope that Yifei didn't hear it now.

　　"Tell me! Why don't you continue?" Yi Fei pouted and threw everything into the pot, then nodded with satisfaction and clapped her hands: "We are also half a pound, aren't you just laughing at me for not being good at cooking? I can still laugh at you for being narcissistic! They are all without self-knowledge, who will laugh at who?"

　　"I'll go, Yifei, how could you say such a thing?" Yu Ziye looked at Yifei in shock: "This is unscientific..."

　　"..." Yifei looked at Yu Ziye so silently, and after Yu Ziye said it, she regretted it. Seeing Yifei's expression, she couldn't help covering her face, not daring to continue speaking.

　　Yifei then continued: "Your level of selling fire extinguishers is not much better, and you still laugh at me?"

　　"What's wrong with my level of selling fire extinguishers? Under my wise promotion, I have sold four bottles, which is two more than those two guys. This time I will win. Hahahaha~ Zeng Xiaoxian laughed as if he had slapped Yifei in the face with facts.

　　"Four bottles?" Yifei clicked his tongue twice: "It's really three lame races running, and three salted fishes can turn over! Oh, I forgot to tell you, the bar downstairs seems to have bought three bottles of fire extinguishers in one go! I don't know. , did you buy a bottle in one person's hand?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and froze. Of course, it was impossible for one person to buy one bottle, but one person to buy it. If this goes on, doesn't it mean that someone has already sold five bottles?

　　Zeng Xiaoxian forgot to quarrel with Yifei: "What should I do then? The game is about to end."

　　Yifei didn't have a 2.1 answer either, so he just watched the show!Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed lewdly: "Hehe, Xiao Yeye..."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye leaned on the chair and sat a meter away: "You...don't come here, just talk there."

　　"Hey hey, look, buying a bottle of fire extinguisher doesn't hurt, it can prevent fires, it's a very good thing!" Zeng Xiaoxian became stubborn, and he would not give up until his goal was achieved.

　　Yu Ziye knew Zeng Xiaoxian's face, and he knew very well that if he didn't agree, he would be even more shameless: "That's the same thing, I won't take advantage of it, if you can sell it to me at the market price... "

　　"Deal, hahahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian handed the fire extinguisher to Yu Ziye's hand before he could finish.

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei: "...".

Chapter 224

　　"I feel like I'm out of my routine." Yu Ziye looked at the fire extinguisher in his hand a little confused, listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's tone, it seemed like he was waiting for him here!What he just said was exactly what he expected.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care if Yu Ziye really regretted it, he said calmly, "You said you bought it yourself, give the money quickly."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was helpless and took out a hundred yuan: "There is no change."

　　"Hum hum ha ha ha~ Now I have a chance again." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed slyly, as if he had imagined that his photo was hung in the lobby and then recognized by everyone. He smiled and drooled.

　　"Why are you so excited? Even if you sell five bottles, it's just like one person. It's not necessarily your turn to be the director!" Yi Fei rolled her eyes, she really didn't care about Zeng Xiaoxian's wretched laughter Good impression, every time he laughs like this, her goose bumps go down.