My Apartment Life

　　"It doesn't matter, anyway, the idiot who only sold two bottles can be eliminated, and there is one less competitor." Zeng Xiaoxian did not seem to be depressed by Yifei's words 11: "Maybe I can sell a bottle before the deadline. That way I have an advantage."

　　"You have no chance." Yu Ziye was speechless: "We know your routine, even if you give it to us for free, we will not buy it."

　　"That doesn't matter, I can buy a bottle myself!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled even more happily: "Hey, for four or five hundred yuan, you can get the position of director of the subordinate household committee. I don't think it's a disadvantage."

　　"What about not going through the back door?! What about not going with us?" Yu Ziye was hurt, and sure enough, the 'Law of True Fragrance' proposed by the philosopher Wang Jingze is suitable no matter where it is used.

　　"When did I say it? Don't talk nonsense, be careful I sue you for defamation..." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't admit anything.

　　Yu Ziye supported his chin with his hand, he knew it would be like this, and after a second, he suddenly sniffed: "What does it smell?"

　　"It must be the taste of my chocolate, so soon?" Yifei's eyes lit up, looked back, and was stunned: "Ah~ it's on fire, it's on fire."

　　"I'll go, forget about this..."

　　Yu Ziye hurriedly brought up the bottle of fire extinguisher he had just bought. He was having a good time arguing with Zeng Xiaoxian and forgot about it.Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly when he saw it: "Haha, let's see! I bought a fire extinguisher, right? I'll just say it! It's definitely right to buy it."

　　Yu Ziye didn't want to care about him at all, so he pulled out the plug and sprayed the flame, but nothing came out, and a little dry powder came out.

　　Yu Ziye was so angry that he almost vomited blood and almost jumped: "Zeng Xiaoxian, the fire extinguisher you sold is actually fake, what kind of carbon dioxide fire extinguisher is this? It's clearly a dry powder fire extinguisher, and it's still a used dry powder fire extinguisher. I want to complain to you, you are this cheating, murder..."

　　"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze, and he grabbed the fire extinguisher, but nothing came out: "I...I'm going to fetch water..."

　　After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian scrambled and ran into the bathroom. Yu Ziye couldn't care about Zeng Xiaoxian anymore, he quickly picked up the lid next to him and covered the pot, and turned off the fire by the way, and the fire was slowly extinguished.

　　Yifei breathed a sigh of relief, her face flushed with anger: "This bastard, the fire extinguisher sold is actually fake and shoddy, we went to complain to him, and almost burned the kitchen."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's head is full of black lines, it seems that you are responsible for this fire, right?

　　However, selling fake fire extinguishers does need to be carefully concocted, Yu Ziye exhaled: "I tell you! Yifei, if the pot catches fire in the future, just cover the lid like I did, don't splash it with water, last time you I also saw that the water was poured directly into the oil, almost frying the kitchen."

　　Yifei touched his head: "It can be extinguished with a lid, so you still use a fire extinguisher?"

　　"Uh..." Yu Ziye was choked for a moment, and explained helplessly: "Please, I have a bottle of fire extinguisher in my hand. When I panic, I must use the fire extinguisher as soon as possible."

　　"The water is coming, the water is coming, get out of the way." Zeng Xiaoxian yelled and ran out with a basin of water. Yu Ziye wanted to clean up the pot, but when he heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, he turned around and saw a basin of cold water. A slap splashed him from head to toe.

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian watched Yu Ziye wipe the cold water on his face, while Yifei stared at him with murderous expression, he knew that he was in trouble: "That...that, the fire is out?"

　　"What do you think?" Yifei said coldly.

　　"I...I..." Zeng Xiaoxian almost had a heart attack: "I'll get you a towel."

　　After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he ran into the bathroom and quickly took out a towel. Yifei quickly helped Yu Ziye to clean up: "I'll clean up you later."

　　Yu Ziye took the towel and wiped his hair. He glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly, and went back to the room with Yifei, changed his clothes, and when he came out, Zeng Xiaoxian had already left.

　　"Come, drink a cup of hot water, don't catch a cold." Yifei handed the cold water cup to Yu Ziye, watched him drink it, and asked him warmly: "Are you okay? Is it cold?"

　　"It's okay." Yu Ziye rubbed his nose, which was more exciting than taking a cold shower: "I used to take a cold shower on the playground in winter nights when I was studying.

　　"I'm going, do you still have this hobby?" Yi Fei was shocked: "This is the history of the 440! Come on, tell me, I like listening to the history of the black the most."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "What are you talking about? How can this be considered a black history? It's normal, okay? Children in the countryside, who didn't climb trees to dig their nests and fish in rivers when they were young?

　　Mainly when I was in school, the school was a bit poor, there was no bathroom, no hot water, and no street lights, so I had to wait for a lot of people to go to the playground to wash in the evening. "

　　"Tsk tsk, I thought you had any special hobbies!" Yi Fei was a little disappointed.

　　"Hehehe~" Yu Ziye was helpless, why are you so curious about your own dark history?

　　"Forget it, then what about Zeng Xiaoxian? It's okay to throw water on you, and it's still selling fakes. Shouldn't it be caught and repaired?" Yifei is still brooding about Zeng Xiaoxian selling fakes, but this time it's still on fire. When I woke up, I found out that if the fire was too hot, the fire extinguisher didn't come in handy, wouldn't it be miserable.

　　"Repairs must be repairs, no matter if you complain, once you complain, it is estimated that Teacher Zeng will be finished."

　　Although I don't want to admit it, but a host, also known as a public figure, still needs to pay great attention to character, and it's miserable to sell fakes and shoddy, and it's such a thing that can kill people. .

Chapter 225

　　"It's a pity that my chocolates in [-], oh, no, Feiyeke's power." Yi Fei lifted the pot with some distress, because of the fire, even the pot and chocolate had seen God.

　　Yu Ziye covered his face, really afraid that he couldn't help laughing. If he remembered correctly, it was Yi Fei who poured the wine into it and didn't pour it well, so it caught fire, and it was all gone.

　　"If it's gone, it's gone! Maybe, this is the accident you said?"

　　"Don't stand and talk without your back hurting, okay?" Yifei glared at Yu Ziye and looked at the chocolate she made with some distress: "The chocolate is gone, what should I do with my Valentine's Day gift? If I go to buy it temporarily, God knows how expensive it is."

　　On Valentine's Day, things like roses must be like rockets, and the price will go up 'nudge'. Yu Ziye doesn't want to be taken advantage of, so does Hu Yifei want to take advantage of her?

　　"It's okay." Yu Ziye said very aggressively: "Actually, you don't have to buy a gift to give it."

　　"What good idea do you have?" Yifei's eyes lit up, and she suddenly remembered: "Yes! Especially if I guess slowly, I might as well ask you directly, tell me what you want, and I can try to buy it for you. ."

　　"I think..." Yu Ziye touched his chin: "Don't you know what I want? Hehehehe~"

　　"..."

　　Yifei's expression froze on her face: "Is it too shameful?"

　　"What are you afraid of? It's just the two of us anyway."

　　"..." Yi Fei struggled for a long time, but finally gritted her teeth: "Okay! It's only one time, it's not an example next time, but the premise is that your courier must be obtained, otherwise, if you miss tonight, it will be out of date."

　　"I'm going to urge him." Yu Ziye's expression was a little ugly, he took out his phone, and he swore that if the shopkeeper dared to deceive him, he would also sue him for bankruptcy.

　　. . . . . .

　　Yu Ziye can be said to be urging and urging again. The other store was almost scared by Yu Ziye and had a heart attack. He said again and again that the delivery has been expedited, and it will definitely arrive before tonight.

　　In this way, Yu Ziye still doesn't trust them very much, after all, this is not the first time he has lied to him.

　　This incident seems to have made him forget Zeng Xiaoxian's fault, but to be honest, this time, he seems to have to thank Zeng Xiaoxian. If it weren't for his fake fire extinguisher, maybe the chocolate would still be there!

　　When Yu Ziye finished talking outside the door and was about to enter the door, he saw Lu Ziqiao slapping his butt and shouting to gallop the horse. Yu Ziye remembered, isn't this Lu Ziqiao teaching Lu Zhanbo to pick up girls?

　　However, Yu Ziye folded his arms and looked at Lu Ziqiao jokingly: "Ziqiao, didn't you say you wouldn't teach Zhanbo? Why did you teach it again?"

　　"Hey, I can't help it." Lu Ziqiao was a little arrogant and said calmly: "I was devastated when I met such a super student, but he begged hard, and by the way, he added a promise to invite me to dinner, mainly because I am more helpful. For fun, so I made an exception and went against my own words and helped him."

　　Yu Ziye pouted, after all, it's still to earn a meal, right?Turning to look at Lu Zhanbo: "Zhanbo, are your gifts ready?"

　　"No." Lu Zhanbo shook his head, thinking of this, he looked at Lu Ziqiao with some resentment: "The customer service said that it is out of stock now, and it will only be available after Valentine's Day."

　　"..."

　　All right!Yu Ziye felt that Lu Ziqiao would teach Lu Zhanbo, and there might be some guilt in it, otherwise he wouldn't be so concerned.

　　However, tonight was indeed the night of Lu Zhanbo's transformation, and Yu Ziye didn't bother to remind Lu Zhanbo of anything, so as not to spoil the progress of Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu: "Hey, have you seen Yifei?"

　　"She seems to be going to a bar? I saw her going out just now." Lu Ziqiao asked casually, then smiled slyly: "What's going on tonight?"

　　"You still find a way to find a partner for Valentine's Day! Are you still gossiping about us?" Yu Ziye was speechless. It seems that this guy hasn't talked about his girlfriend yet, and now he still has his own business.

　　After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he went downstairs.

　　As soon as Yu Ziye entered the bar, he saw Yi Fei and Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa. After Yi Fei saw him coming, he pouted: "Nuo, now that the Master is here, ask him for forgiveness!"

　　"Midnight! Please, let me go! I didn't mean to, you have a lot, please spare me!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian came over and hugged Yu Ziye's thigh with a mean face, and when Yu Ziye was stunned, he cried and begged for mercy: "No, Teacher Zeng, can you get up first, don't fix it? It's as good as I abandon you, right?"

　　"If you don't forgive me, I won't get up, I won't live..."

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth, and even Yi Fei and Guan Gu who were beside him were not feeling well.

　　I have seen a lot of sluts, but I have never seen such a slut. Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "...Since you are not afraid of death, you are afraid that you will not be forgiven by me? That's it! How about we each take a step back?"

　　"Take a step back, can you forgive me?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

　　"can."

　　"Okay, then what do I need to do?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked silently with joy in his heart.

　　"That's it." Yu Ziye snapped his fingers: "If you want to find a place where no one is there and jump off the [-]th floor, then I can forgive you."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned, this is not scientific!Are you really letting me die?

　　"No, why don't you play cards according to the routine?" Zeng Xiaoxian panicked: "You just said you would take a step back."

　　"That's right! I never forgive you, I retreat to forgive you, you go from 'if you don't forgive you, you won't live' to 'forgive you, you don't live anymore', don't we all take a step back? It's fair!"

　　"Pfft~"

　 　Yifei laughed when she heard this explanation: "It's the first time I've heard such an explanation, but I like it."

　　"Stop playing with me." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry, these two are a bit cruel!

　　"Okay, okay." Yu Ziye patted his head and said helplessly, "I'm not mad at you if you splash me with water."

　　In the end, this fire was accidentally created by Yifei. He was just helping out with good intentions. Although he almost did something bad with good intentions, he had a good starting point, and he had nothing to do with himself. He was still a bit creative in this measure.

　　He was angry about another thing: "But you have to explain to me about the fire extinguisher, or I'll turn you into the Fa-rectification on the spot, and you sold four bottles of fire extinguishers before, why didn't you check it out? ?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian let out a sigh of relief, if Yu Ziye held on to this point, then he would be miserable, he would not be able to beat him. .

Chapter 226

　　"I've already gone to ask, and none of them have any problems." Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly.

　　At this time, Yu Ziye was not calm, and he cursed with black lines: "So, you are killing them, right? Why are theirs all good and mine are bad? Do you look down on me? Believe it or not, I will sue you."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian explained weakly: "Don't tell me! I really didn't do it on purpose. It's just that I took this bottle of fire extinguisher by mistake when I went to get it. I took a bottle of dry powder fire extinguisher that was used up, that's why it happened."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye and Yifei both patted their foreheads: "Mr. Zeng, your question is not acceptable!"

　　"I'm serious, I really got it wrong, or I'll give you this bottle? I'll give you the money back?"

　　"I'm going, do you still want to refund our money for an empty bottle of fire extinguisher?" Yu Ziye asked in shock, "What's the use of having an empty bottle?"