My Apartment Life

　　Hearing Lu Ziqiao's words, Zhang Wei thought of his own unlucky strength, and shuddered involuntarily: "You...you will have an abortion! Why do you say such scary words, I tell you, if I am moved by 2.1 I'll be the first to come to you for this minor operation."

　　"Hum hum ha ha ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed slyly: "Then I wish you two lovers to be married in the end."

　　Although Yu Ziye knew that Zhang Wei would not be unlucky like this, but thinking of that scene, why didn't he feel sympathy for the first time, but an inexplicable joy?

　　Perhaps Lu Ziqiao's words were too intimidating, and Zhang Wei felt that his life was beginning to become dull: "But, having said that, if I can't get married in at least ten years, then why don't I just don't want to get married in the past few years? Falling in love, so as not to spend so much money on having a girlfriend."

　　"Hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed a few times and said silently: "If this is the case, you may need more than ten years, and you may not be able to get married in twenty years."

　　"...".

Chapter 249

　　Anyway, Zeng Xiaoxian must think that Yu Ziye is joking with Zhang Wei, although he doesn't know why Yu Ziye makes such a joke, but this kind of thing!Is there any reason to have fun?

　　Just like now, if someone told him that Zeng Xiaoxian would meet a girl in the future, and then the two would fall in love and kill each other, he would not believe it, even if it really happened later, he thought it was a coincidence.

　　But Zhang Wei's brain circuit is really okay, but he doesn't want to talk about girlfriends in order to save money.

　　Just when they were chatting happily, Yu Ziye saw Yi Fei walking in from the bar door, Yu Ziye quickly said hello: "Yi Fei, here."

　　Seeing Yu Ziye, Yifei walked over with a smile, grabbed the coconut juice from Yu Ziye's hand and took a sip: "How do you drink this in broad daylight?"

　　"I only drink this because it's broad daylight. I don't want to fall asleep before it's dark."

　　"Forget it." Yi Fei didn't plan to bother about this with 11 Yu Ziye, and looked at the other three and remembered the business for a while: "By the way, I went to school today, got the regulations on the management of college dormitories, and repaired it by the way. I met a few thugs who received protection fees, and asked them about the current situation of protection fees."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head, very strange to Yifei's behavior: "Why are you doing these things?"

　　Yifei put a folder in her hand on the table, and said to Lu Ziqiao and the others, "Of course it's for them."

　　"Ah?" As soon as the three of Lu Ziqiao heard that it was related to them, they quickly picked up the folder that Yifei had put on the table. As expected, various management regulations were written on it, but the name was changed to 'Love Apartment Management Regulations'. There are not only time management for turning off the lights and getting up, but also for visits by outsiders, noise decibel standards, and a breakdown of the contracted areas that each of them cleans for public welfare every week.

　　These made them stunned: "Hey, we are not your students, why should we obey these, and this is not a university dormitory."

　　"I know, so I just revised it." Yifei said lightly: "In view of what happened last night, I consider that not everyone is the same as you, and their routines during the day and night are reversed. So for the harmony of the whole apartment, I decided to Implement such a management plan.”

　　"Why?"

　　"It's because you saw the mouse last night calling you mother." Yifei showed a devilish smile: "As your mother, I have the right to educate you."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye almost didn't laugh out loud: "If you are their mother, then I'm not theirs... Dad? It's good, what about my stick? Let me get over the addiction to being a dad first."

　　"..."

　　Mdzz.

　　Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei have black lines all over their heads. It's a good deal to take advantage of it, right?Still kicking, but fortunately Yifei wanted to talk about business, not to make Yu Ziye joke or to scare Lu Ziqiao and the three: "Don't make trouble, I'm serious! Do you want to sleep well in the future?"

　　"But, what is this?" Zhang Wei held another folder in his hand: "Personal Safety and Security Fund?"

　　"Oh, this! If you need to fight mice in the future, I can provide professional services. Of course, it's not free."

　　Yu Ziye nodded, thoughtfully: "So, you went to teach a few gangsters who received protection fees because of this."

　　"Yes, don't worry, this is the market price, I didn't charge arbitrarily, of course, if you want a receipt, I can also give it to you." Yifei said calmly.

　　"Hey, charging protection fees is against the law." Zhang Wei also studied law, so he still knew such a simple legal knowledge.

　　"Who said that." Yi Fei was not in a hurry at all and debated easily: "I provide receipts, provide services, and do not force payment, and there is a very just name called security, how can I break the law?"

　　"..." Zhang Wei was speechless, let me go, can he be meow too?The point is that he can't refute it yet.

　　And Yu Ziye suddenly patted his thigh: "Wait a minute, Yifei, you just said that you taught the gangsters a lesson. The gangsters you taught are not called security guards, right?"

　　"almost."

　　"..."

　　I'm going alone, is that true?

　　Yu Ziye covered his forehead, is this too sturdy?This is the market price!

　　Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were speechless by Yifei: "However, this is not fair, why is every article about us? We are not the only ones in the love apartment, but also Guan Gu? Where's Yoyo? And what about Midnight?"

　　Lu Ziqiao tried to pull everyone in the apartment to the opposite side of Yifei, so that they could break Yifei's dominance, but they obviously made a mistake: "What else? Guan Gu could help catch the mice together last night, Yoyo. At least the food he eats will be thrown away in time, as for Midnight! I should protect him."

　　Yu Ziye was so moved that his nose was almost runny: "Yi Fei, you are so kind. Eh? Wait? I'm not afraid of mice, huh?"

　　"Oh, yes, you've eaten rat meat, so you're not afraid of rats, um, yes, in this case, I don't need to give you special care." Yifei patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder with relief and gave him a love After encouraging him, he turned to Lu Ziqiao and the others: "Did you hear that? Aren't you afraid of mice? If you're not afraid, you can refuse to pay 450, but don't call your mother again."

　　"We are not afraid now, we will protect ourselves." Zhang Wei said stubbornly.

　　"Hehehe~ Who doesn't know what to do?" Yifei said unhappily: "I tell you, after the test last night, you are not qualified to say what you are not afraid of, since you woke me up last night, even if I have already If you are involved and protect you, if this is the case, the management power is also in my hands, you want to prove that you can protect you or you can catch a mouse and show it to me."

　　"..."

　　"Where are we going to find mice?"

　　"Then I don't care, anyway, when you catch the mouse and tell me about this problem." Yifei laughed twice and walked outside the bar.

　　Yu Ziye blinked and looked at Yifei's back: "Hey, hey, did you forget something?"

　　Seeing Yi Fei disappearing at the door of the bar, she clapped her hands on her head, collapsed on the sofa, and quickly got up: "Yi Fei, wait for me! You forgot your boyfriend, you want such a handsome boyfriend. If you lose it, you can’t find it, and it’s picked up in minutes.”

　　"..."

　　San Bunch waited for Yifei to leave before he recovered, he threw it away, and began to complain. .

Chapter 250

　　That night, Yu Ziye just came out of the toilet and just wanted to go to the room to change clothes, but Yifei stopped him: "Hey, my dear, I just received a call from a director, saying yes Let you revise the script."

　　"Is it the one with the surname Lai?"

　　"That's right! He said it's better to use the original version and let you send it to him right away." Yifei said, a little angry: "Why is this guy like this? He actually wants the first edition?"

　　"That's their normal operation." Yu Ziye yawned, no longer surprised: "Don't worry about him, I gave him the first version, just changed a few words."

　　"..."

　　Yifei's mouth twitched, what happened to this world?Why are there pits everywhere! ?Can you be a little more sincere: "Then what are you doing all night these days? Playing with your own shadow?"

　　"Of course not." Yu Ziye explained calmly: "I am helping the company I invested in. Lao Zhou said that the company's capital chain has stabilized, and he wants to seek new development. Looking for a new script."

　　"Oh, so you want to write a few scripts as a favor."

　　"To be precise, it is to change." Yu Ziye stretched his waist: "Writing a script needs inspiration, so I bought a few novels from a few novel authors and tried to change them, so I was busy for a few nights. I don't have time to spend with that director Lai! He has changed it dozens of times, and according to what he said, the loopholes will be corrected more and more, and I know he will want the first version."

　　Yifei nodded in understanding but not understanding: "By the way, you show me the manuscript you received. I've been bored to death recently, and the TV series has no meaning at all."

　　"Oh, in there, I'll show you."

　　Yu Ziye came out of the room with several notebooks in his hand, and Yifei couldn't wait to turn it over.

　　Half an hour later, Yi Fei was holding a manuscript in his hand, and his face was quite painful: "Isn't it? In the end, it's mental illness again ¨.?"

　　"So, I told you not to read this kind of script." Yu Ziye complained that this is a script about ghosts, but at the end of the writing, he still forced to explain the science and ended: "Actually, I don't like to write ghost scripts, this kind of script. It's boring to write at the end."

　　"You all write horror scripts, what can you write without writing ghosts?"

　　"Do you have any misunderstandings about horror movies?" Yu Ziye looked at Yifei strangely: "Disaster movies, apocalyptic movies, and ferocious animals killing people are all horror movies, and some sci-fi movies can also be called horror movies. Films, those can also be written, but whether they can be made well is another matter.”

　　"Then why don't you write something like that?"

　　"I think so too! This Director Lai has to be a ghost, so I can only give it to him."

　　"..."

　　All right!Yifei understands a little. Sometimes, it's not what you want to write, but what others want, which is very embarrassing.

　　"Then I'll look at other things!"

　　Yifei turned to look at the back, and right here, there was a knock on the door, and the lamp beside it was still flickering.

　　Yi Fei and Yu Ziye looked at each other and saw the doubts in each other's eyes. After a few seconds, Yi Fei said, "This lamp should be replaced, but it has started to make poor contact."

　　"Well, next time I buy a rechargeable one, there shouldn't be a problem of poor contact. Go open the door! Don't you have a key with you?"

　　"Oh~" Yifei got up and walked to the door. As soon as she opened the door, she saw an alien grinning at her: "Ah~~~~ Fanda?"

　　Yu Ziye was stunned for a moment, with black lines all over his head. If he remembered correctly, this is Lu Ziqiao's neuropathy, right?It seems to be looking for Yi Fei to get back the offer, and then take the initiative to avoid unfair treatment.

　　But the problem is, this guy really can't think of any scary clips in his mind, pretending to be an avatar to scare people.

　　Yi Fei was still confused, when Lu Ziqiao saw her yelling, she ran away, thinking she had scared Yi Fei, and obviously went back to show off.

　　After being stunned for a while, Yifei closed the door and asked Yu Ziye, "That guy just now...is that Lu Ziqiao?"

　　"Huh? You can see that? Hey, their makeup skills are too watery." Yu Ziye clicked his tongue twice, but at the same time he felt deeply powerless about their IQ.

　　What are you kidding?Yu Ziye himself writes horror films. Although he doesn't like writing ghost horror films very much, he must have seen a lot of them. Have you ever seen people who write horror films afraid of ghosts?

　　What's more, Yifei specially turned off the lights in order to have a little atmosphere, and turned on the desk lamp, just to be a little more exciting. They pretended to be ghosts to scare Yifei. This is a bad idea that only a foolish brain can come up with?

　　"Can't you see it?" Yifei felt that her IQ was also greatly insulted.

　　"Aren't you angry? They are provoking you!" Yu Ziye asked jokingly: "Maybe you are not satisfied with the management regulations of the love apartment that you issued during the day."

　　"...Why should I be angry?" Yifei was speechless and explained casually: "I'm going to be bored to death these days, you are working again, and a few people are playing tricks on me, it's too late to be happy!"

　　"So, what are you going to do?"

　　"Of course, to play with them." Yifei said proudly: "I tell you, the love apartment has not been so exciting for a long time, I have to prepare well for this."

　　"Aren't I exciting?" Yu Ziye leaned closer and said with a smile.

　　"It's exciting, it's really exciting." Yifei was speechless, but still held Yu Ziye's face and said, "Come, read with me, die ~ no ~ want ~ face."

　　"..."

　　I'm going, can I still have a good time?

　　Yu Ziye stared at Yifei's face: "Yifei, you are so beautiful."

　　"You want to say what I want to be beautiful?"