My Apartment Life

　　"..." Yu Ziye's mouth twitched: "I didn't say that, don't falsely accuse me, Yifei, I've finished complimenting you, it's your turn to praise me."

　　"Well, you are sincere."

　　"No, look at my mouth shape and say you are so handsome."

　　"It's shameless to die." Yifei pinched Yu Ziye's face, changing different faces, smiling happily: "Look! When you are handsome, you are clearly the ugly ones."

　　"My saliva is about to be squeezed out by you. Wait a minute and you will say that I saw you drooling." Yu Ziye took Yifei's hand away and took a sip of saliva, but Yifei disliked it again.

　　"Forget it." Yifei blushed a little bit by Yu Ziye's teasing, and then she got into Yu Ziye's arms: "I think about how I can play a prank with them tomorrow, do you think I should bow first and then soldiers?"

　　"Yes, otherwise, how can you show your queen's demeanor? A sneak attack is something that a petty person would do. When you look at those regular games, you won't always say hello politely, and then you will sneak up on your butt legs. ?"

　　"...".

Chapter 251

　　Yifei dragged Yu Ziye to discuss it all night, all thinking about how to deal with the three scumbags. It seemed that there was no need for Yu Ziye to think about it at all, but he was just joking.

　　Finally, he said earnestly: "Comrade Xiaoyu, now the organization has given you an important combat mission."

　　When Yu Ziye heard this title, his eyelids jumped again: "Comrade Xiaoyu can only paddle, if you insist on me jumping the dragon gate, I will die for you soon."

　　"..."

　　Yifei coughed and said, "What are you talking about? I mean, let you be an undercover agent. After I declare war with them tomorrow, I will have a big fight with you, and then you go to the opposite side as an undercover agent and report their location at any time. And every move, I will be very convenient to move at that time.”

　　"Isn't it? I'm a screenwriter, not an actor. I can't do it. It's easy to get ganged up." Yu Ziye shook his head with a bitter face. He suspected that if the other side found out, he would be beaten to death.

　　But if you don't listen to Yifei's words, you might not be able to go to bed, which is a bit embarrassing!

　　"It's just because you're a screenwriter that I let you be an actor! You can get countless inspirations by experiencing the difficulties of being an actor, and it's good for you to write the script." Yifei persuaded 450 earnestly: "Oh, I know you don't want to participate. If I ask you to arrange this kind of low-level prank competition, I'm not afraid that the opponent will not even know how to die? So, wouldn't it be interesting for you to be an undercover agent and do what you are not good at?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was still very entangled, Yifei was helpless, and could only say silently: "If you go, I promise you one thing, as long as I can do it."

　　"Really?" Yu Ziye's eyes lit up: "Then I think..."

　　"Okay, I promise you."

　　"But I haven't said what it is yet!"

　　"Oh, what do you want to wait for you to come back from undercover? Time waits for no one, GOGOGO." Yi Fei pushed Yu Ziye out and told him to go to the opposite side to report quickly, close the door, and let out a sigh of relief.

　　"Da da da~"

　　There was a knock on the door, Yifei opened the door curiously, and found that Yu Ziye was still standing at the door: "Why haven't you gone yet? I have promised you a condition."

　　"Uh..." Yu Ziye scratched his head: "Well, Yifei, you haven't declared war with them yet, and we haven't quarreled, how are you going?"

　　"Oh, that's right~" Yifei reacted. After this time, everyone knew that he was undercover: "Then I'll go to declare war now, and I'll quarrel with you by the way."

　　Yi Fei acted resolutely and said he was going to declare war, so he went to declare war, ran to the bar alone, provoked Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei for a while, then walked over, leaving behind a few confused people.

　　Yu Ziye watched the whole process, saw Lu Ziqiao and the others being so wretched, and felt a moment of silence for them, Yifei and Yu Ziye kept telling Yu Ziye on the way back, "We'll find a reason after they come up. Quarrel, and then you pretend to be pitiful and ask for shelter, understand?"

　　"I will have no friends like this." Yu Ziye said weakly.

　　"What are you afraid of?" Yu Ziye patted his chest: "I'm a big deal to arrange a prank for you, and then you pretend to be treated by me, and they won't doubt you, and when they surrender, heaven and earth will know , you know I know, anyway, it's a fake surrender, are you afraid of losing face?"

　　"afraid."

　　"Go to hell." Yifei's head is full of black lines, can you be more polite?

　　Yifei didn't care whether Yu Ziye agreed or not, and said directly: "This matter is settled, I'm optimistic about you~"

　　Yu Ziye sighed and reluctantly took over this job that was painful and had no technical content. It was too scary to have to hire an undercover agent to play a prank?These losers. . .

　　When the elevator arrived, Yu Ziye still felt that something was wrong: "Yifei, I think this matter..."

　　"Yifei?" At this moment, a girl in the elevator also screamed, staring at Yifei with wide eyes, as if she knew her.

　　Yifei blinked and looked at the girl: "Who are you?"

　　"I'm Qin Yumo!" Yumo pointed to himself excitedly.

　　Yifei's eyes widened at this time: "You are really Yu Mo, haven't you changed too much?"

　　Yu Mo's expression froze, as if thinking of a lot of things: "Hey, don't bring this up again, I'll be in a hurry if you mention it."

　　"Okay, I won't mention it." Yifei smiled: "What a coincidence! I saw you here, and you live here too?"

　　"Yeah! Just moved in, it's upstairs!" Yu Mo nodded.

　　"Then why don't you move in and live with us? I happen to have a spare room there!" Yi Fei was so excited that she almost forgot about Yu Ziye.

　　Yu Ziye was also looking at Yu Mo. He was a little curious. Last time, he pretended to be an employee of a lover's restaurant and stabbed Richard's tire. I wonder if Yu Mo broke up with Richard completely.

　　However, looking at her appearance from the outside, it seems that she can't tell at all, and it doesn't look like the appearance after a breakup or a blow.

　　"You?" Yu Mo noticed the word Yifei said and looked at Yu Ziye.

　　Yifei came back to her senses and took Yu Ziye's arm: "Oh, this is my boyfriend, Yu Ziye, you can call him Ziye, her name is Qin Yumo, she is my classmate from elementary school to high school, After that, they went to different universities, and they seldom contacted each other.”

　　"Oh, hello." Yu Ziye stretched out his hand.

　　Yu Mo shook his hand: "Yifei, your boyfriend is so handsome!"

　　"Hahaha~ Nope, I'm usually more narcissistic, don't praise him like that, maybe he'll start twitching when you go back." Yifei smiled, and then began to reminisce with Yu Mo: "By the way, you move down and follow Let me live with you! Just so, our sisters haven't seen you for a long time, I can introduce my other roommates to you. "

　　"Of course it's fine." Yu Mo agreed with this suggestion.

　　"However, before you move in, give me a gift for meeting them, hehe." Yifei proudly told Yu Mo's ear about her plan, and Yu Ziye leaned over to listen.

　　After hearing this, Yu Mo looked at Yi Fei strangely: "Yi Fei, how did they offend you?"

　　"It doesn't count as an offense, it's just that there are some contradictions recently, hey, but it's innocuous. Those guys are quite loyal. You'll know when you move here." Said one: "It's just that they are provoking me these days, so I will play with them!"

　　"Okay, then I'll do this for you."

　　Yu Mo doesn't mind helping Yi Fei, and she knows Yi Fei's character very well. If this matter ends like this, it seems unrealistic, and Yi Fei will definitely not be happy. .

Chapter 252

　　Lu Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zhang Wei were given the gauntlet by Yifei. They lost the mood to drink at the bar and staggered back to the apartment. When they got out of the elevator and walked around the corner, they suddenly heard ' Peng' sound.

　　Then he saw Yu Ziye covering his nose, tears coming out, and Yu Ziye muttered to himself, "I'm going, this is too cruel, right? Is it necessary?"

　　The three of them walked over, and Zeng Xiaoxian asked gossip: "What's wrong? Did you quarrel with Yifei?"

　　"Nonsense? How could we possibly quarrel?" Yu Ziye said nothing.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian laughed slyly, and became more sure of the truth: "If you quarrel, quarrel! It's not a shameful thing. Isn't it normal to have such a devil on the stall?"

　　"Mr. Zeng, you're wrong." Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said calmly, "This is not normal. When you are with the devil, quarrel means death, so it is definitely impossible to quarrel. He was simply kicked out. That's it."

　　"Oh~hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized that what Lu Ziqiao said made sense, Yu Ziye really seemed to be kicked out like this, so he went over and directly wrapped his shoulders: "It's okay, wasn't he kicked out? What's the big deal, let's go, my brother will take you to have a few drinks, you won't be depressed."

　　"Why do I feel like you want to listen to gossip?" Yu Ziye exposed Zeng Xiaoxian with black lines all over his head. He felt that this guy was just watching the fun and it was not a big deal.

　　"How come? Am I like that~?"

　　"You are."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Yu Ziye away and didn't bother to pay attention to this guy. He was so foolish. Anyway, he came out to comfort him, and he actually got such a result.

　　"Okay, don't worry about it anymore." Lu Ziqiao patted Yu Ziye on the shoulder: "Let's go! It's a woman! I can't help but come out to find you soon, let's go, let's play games and have fun. "

　　"Uh, let's play first! I suddenly thought that I still have something to buy, so I went to the supermarket." Zhang Wei said and ran away, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao inexplicably.

　　"What happened to Zhang Wei? Is there a ghost behind him?" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head, he always felt that Zhang Wei was very strange.

　　Yu Ziye thought for a while, and then said, "Maybe he is afraid that we will ask him to buy things, especially Ziqiao, who never pays people to help them."

　　"Oh~ I see."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized, silently took out the key, opened the door of 3602, turned on the TV as soon as he entered, and sat down on the sofa bored.

　　It didn't take long for him to gossip and ask, "Hey, Ziye, why did that witch chase you out?"

　　"I repeat, I didn't get kicked out, I came out myself."

　　"Okay, you came out by yourself, what happened?"

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "It's hard to say! We went to a bar a few days ago and met a woman, do you remember?"

　　"There are a lot of women in bars, so she's jealous too?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt incredible, this was pure trouble.

　　"It's not what you think." Yu Ziye was helpless, and then continued: "You forgot? The woman you said looks like a vixen."

　　"Oh, yes, I remember." Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, not to mention, that woman really has the potential to be a vixen, and the peach blossomed Lu Ziqiao's eyes were straight: "But Ziqiao didn't recognize it, Is that person whole?"

　　"That's right, that's too obvious, I'm [-]% sure I've had plastic surgery." Lu Ziqiao shrugged, he didn't pick on women who had plastic surgery, he even preferred it, because he just had fun, but Zeng Xiaoxian wouldn't have any. Interest, when I heard this, I lost interest.

　　"The woman came to the door."

　　"I'll go." Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao exclaimed, "Really? Did you leave her phone number?"

　　"Of course... not." Yu Ziye said depressedly, "I left Zi Qiao's phone number."

　　"Good brother, you are loyal enough." Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up. The last time he went to ask for someone's number, he didn't get it. Maybe Yu Ziye was the woman's dish. She looked stupid and the woman took the initiative to talk to Yu Ziye and let Lu Ziqiao Depressed for a long time.

　　As a result, Yu Ziye said that it was Lu Ziqiao's phone number, can he be upset?As long as you can get in touch, you can come later!

　　But he thought something was wrong: "No! Since you gave me the number, why didn't she call?"

　　"I'm wondering too!" Yu Ziye spread out his hands: "Not only did he not call you, but he actually came to the door, as if to ask the bartender, because I left a number, and she thought I left it for My own, which means that I accepted her, so I simply came to the door, no, I was caught by Yifei."

　　"Pfft~ Hahaha~"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian laughed and screamed, "You're too unlucky, aren't you?"

　　Lu Ziqiao sighed: "So! Men have to protect themselves outside. Look at me, I have taken care of the bartender. If someone asks them where I live, don't say, you are still too young!"

　　"I'm not like you, I don't seek revenge so much." Yu Ziye was speechless, Lu Ziqiao had too many girlfriends, and many of them couldn't tell them their real addresses.

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