My Apartment Life

　　But Yu Ziye didn't have that much trouble, and it wasn't a problem to be found!

　　"Okay, don't be sad, you're lucky not to die. I see your nose is still red. Would you like some safflower oil?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye raised his eyebrows: "Smear safflower oil on your nose? You can't think of it."

　　"Hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao laughed for a long time.

　　Yu Ziye looked at the two of them with black lines and smiled like a fool: "What's wrong with your two appointments, I'd better go to Guan Gu's room and find some comic books to read!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao didn't care, obviously they already believed Yu Ziye's words.

　　Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao were already watching TV, Yu Ziye secretly took out his mobile phone: "Successfully penetrated into the enemy's interior."

　　"Well done, keep it up, I'll let you know in advance if there is any action, remember to cooperate." Yi Fei was very happy, a prank, playing like a spy war movie.

　　After Yifei sent a text message to Yu Ziye, she was very satisfied with Yu Ziye's efficiency: "Yu Mo, it's up to you."

　　"Then what should I do?"

　　"Well, in this way, you give this to Zhang Wei first, and after we go back, I will ask Ziye to take Lu Ziqiao away. You can borrow a bottle of soy sauce later, oh, by the way, put on your bathrobe."

　　"Bath...bathrobe?" Yu Mo was startled: "You want to use the beauty trick?"

　　"almost."

　　"..."So.

Chapter 253

　　"Let me take Lu Ziqiao away?" Yu Ziye touched his nose, this task is indeed a bit easy!

　　It didn't take long for Yu Ziye to receive a notice of Yifei's action, which was to ask him to take Lu Ziqiao away, so as to implement their plan, Yu Ziye was helpless and could only do as he did: "Ziqiao, I don't think my nose is conscious. , you go buy some medicine with me!"

　　Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian turned their heads suspiciously, and were immediately startled: "I'll go, why is your nose so big? It's still so red, isn't it inflammation?"

　　"How do I know?" Yu Ziye pretended to be helpless: "I just washed my nose with the water in your bathroom, and then I felt a little bit of water, so your water source is definitely poisonous."

　　"Don't all the tap water here come from the same place?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "Okay, Ziqiao, go to the pharmacy with him to buy some medicine, if there is a problem, it will be troublesome."

　　"Then let's go!" Lu Ziqiao shook his head, put down what he was doing, and went out with Yu Ziye.

　　And just as they were going out, Zeng Xiaoxian heard a knock on the door, and Yu Mo was standing outside wearing a bathrobe. . .

　　. . . . . .

　　The sun went down and night fell. Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, who had nothing to do during the day, were really bored with Yu Ziye, so they decided to go to the bar to join in the fun.

　　Yu Ziye definitely has no problem, his mission is to come to assist two gods from time to time, and let them fall into the trap of Yifei. ?

　　However, when they got to the bar, they found that Zhang Wei was already here, and they said hello and ordered a few drinks at the bar.

　　When Lu Ziqiao noticed Zhang Wei's wretched face and didn't know what he was looking at, his saliva almost came out. Lu Ziqiao asked amusingly, "Zhang Wei, what are you looking at?"

　　"Hehehe~ so pretty~ it's her again." Zhang Wei's eyes kept looking to the other side.

　　Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help looking over curiously, their eyes straightened immediately, Yu Ziye touched his chin, knowing the truth, he naturally knew it was Yu Mo, but there was no hint from Yifei on the phone, which meant that this was not the case. An action, only Yu Mo came to the bar for entertainment.

　　It has to be said that Yu Mo is indeed beautiful, so it is no wonder that it can attract all three of them.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian looked straight at her and said, "Why do I think she looks so familiar? I seem to have seen her in the corridor of the apartment."

　　"She also lives in the love apartment?" Zhang Wei felt a little surprised, this is really fate!

　　"Oh, I remember." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly exclaimed: "Today when you guys went out to buy medicine, she knocked on the door, and she was wearing a bathrobe when she knocked on the door."

　　"Really or not? Then didn't I miss a lot?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a moment, looking at Yu Ziye with some resentment.

　　Yu Ziye shook the goose bumps on his body: "Look at what I'm doing? Who made the water in your bathroom red? The nose is stained, blame me?"

　　If you buy medicine, you will definitely not be able to buy medicine. Once you buy it, you will wear it. So after going out, he wiped off the red on his nose, so the two of them ran for nothing.

　　Lu Ziqiao was helpless and didn't want to be entangled in such a place: "This plot is a bit crooked!"

　　Zhang Wei was not happy: "You mean to say that their bathroom is too big, and they get lost while washing?"

　　"I don't know, she just came to borrow a bottle of soy sauce and left."

　　"Borrow soy sauce?" Lu Ziqiao asked strangely.

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "Hey, you people! If you like it, why don't you go? Ziqiao, this is not your style!"

　　"That's not your style either." Lu Ziqiao silently replied to Yu Ziye.

　　Yu Ziye thought about it, and felt that he could come and pretend: "Okay, look at me, you first duel to decide the ownership of her phone number, and I will help you to come."

　　"Hey." Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly grabbed him: "Ziye, I didn't tell you, you already have a fiddle! It's not good to go up and talk to me, isn't it?"

　　"What are you afraid of?" Yu Ziye said calmly: "I'm not for me, haven't you thought about how to strike up a conversation? If I go, be more natural."

　　"Are you sure you can get it?" Lu Ziqiao did not trust Yu Ziye.

　　"That's not certain." Yu Ziye glanced at him: "Last time, that vixen took the initiative to ask me for a phone number! Maybe people like this one of mine!"

　　"Okay, then you can go!" Lu Ziqiao made a gesture of invitation. Some people are willing to be cannon fodder. He is very happy. Anyway, Yu Ziye already has a girlfriend. Even if he wants to get a phone number, it doesn't matter to him. Loss!At least it would be better than Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei. .

　　Yu Ziye walked over so naturally: "Beauty, do you mind if I sit here?"

　　The moment Yu Mo saw Yu Ziye, he was a little stunned and said with a smile, "I don't mind, why are you here? Don't be an undercover agent?"

　　"Dang! Why not?" Yu Ziye glanced to the side, and Yu Mo glanced in their direction.

　　When Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei saw Yu Mo looking over, they couldn't help turning their heads, as if they had nothing to do with them, Yu Mo turned to look at Yu Ziye: "Oh, so you are really there, but Yifei doesn't seem to have given a signal. ."

　　"If Yifei didn't give it, it doesn't mean you don't need to take action!" Yu Ziye shrugged: "I'm here to ask you for your phone number."

　　"Don't you have it? It's fine without asking Yifei directly?"

　　"I still have to pretend, at least, we didn't know each other before!" Yu Ziye said calmly, and passed his mobile phone over by the way, and he really acted to the end.

　　Although Yu Mo didn't know what Yu Ziye was talking about, he still took the mobile phone and entered his phone number 2.1 code on it, and found that there was a record: "Isn't it there?"

　　"I know, let's go, I'll treat you to a drink next time."

　　Yu Ziye got up and left, Yu Mo looked at his back and shook his head, and simply packed up and got up and left.

　　When Yu Ziye passed by, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were actually punching, but their minds were not on the punching at all: "They...what's the matter?"

　　"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly, "What else could it be? I'm afraid others will find out and peek at it!"

　　"Enough!" Yu Ziye laughed out loud.

　　"Don't talk about this." Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian hurried up and said, "How is the situation? Did you gain anything? I saw that you gave her your phone."

　　"No disgrace to the mission." Yu Ziye held his cell phone, Zhang Weiwei called out to grab it, but Yu Ziye put it away. .

Chapter 254

　　"Hey, let's make it clear first, who to give it to, don't wait for your fight to break my phone, then you won't be able to give it to one of you." Yu Ziye silently put away the phone, his is not Phelps cottage, or to protect it.

　　"Of course it's for me." Before Zhang Wei waited for Lu Ziqiao to speak, he became excited.

　　"Why? You're even more unlucky?" Lu Ziqiao refused to accept anything: "I demand that based on strength, whoever wins will belong to whoever can."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corner of his mouth: "You can get it, why do you need a phone?"

　　"Uh, that's right!" Lu Ziqiao reacted, as if he had asked a stupid question: "Then let's just share the phone number and see who can make an appointment? It's a simple matter, anyway. It's just a phone number, and it can't explain anything."

　　"agree."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao reached a consensus, but Zhang Wei was not happy. Although he thought he would not be able to compete with Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, it was obviously wrong: "Why? I saw that first, if I hadn't said it. If so, will you meet? And it goes without saying, she will definitely promise me, why do you keep 11 her phone number?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao didn't know where he got the self-confidence: "What you said seems like it's already in your pocket. You saw it first, so why didn't you go up and ask for a phone call?"

　　"I..." Zhang Wei was speechless: "I forgot that, but I have evidence that she really likes me."

　　"Evidence? Take it out and see?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at him disdainfully, but they wanted to see what evidence Zhang Wei brought out.

　　Zhang Wei looked confident and took out a box of Yida chewing gum from his pocket: "I tell you! This afternoon, when I went to the supermarket to buy something..."

　　Zhang Wei slowly talked about his magical experience, especially emphasizing the words Yu Mo said to him, and then added fuel to it, saying that Yu Mo's face turned red, and he ran away a little shyly. Anyway, what was good for him, what he said.

　　If he didn't know the truth, Yu Ziye almost thought that what Zhang Wei said was true.

　　Looking at the Yida chewing gum in Zhang Wei's hand, Lu Ziqiao heard a sour taste: "Your Yida, your Yida, your whole family is Yida."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "I see, she must have seen the green vegetables stuck in your mouth yesterday."

　　"You guys are jealous." Zhang Wei doesn't believe what Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao said. You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, especially a cow who is pretending to be asleep. . .

　　"Hey, you're still stuck!" Lu Ziqiao continued following Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

　　"Nonsense, this is not yesterday, this is the day before yesterday."

　　"Cut~"

　　Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian shook their heads, anyway, they must have decided that this was definitely not interesting to Zhang Wei, but they thought of Yu Ziye: "Hey, Ziye, ignore him, give us your phone number, he doesn't agree, we just agree. "

　　Yu Ziye said silently, "Then what's in it for me?"

　　"Benefits?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and seemed to see the hesitation in each other's eyes, and finally decided to say: "Okay, since that's the case, Teacher Zeng and I solemnly appoint you to be the dog-headed military adviser of our three scumbags. . . . . . . . Founding military adviser, enjoying the inexhaustible glory and wealth."

　　"This is also called a good thing? You so-called 'country' are just the three of you. Can you still let me eat and drink without worrying about it?"

　　"Of course not." Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "The so-called honor is for glory; the so-called beauty is Dehua; the so-called rich is that you can add two stewed eggs to the noodles; the so-called expensive is honor."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye understood: "Oh, I understand, that is to say, if you think I'm eating noodles, can you add two marinated eggs for me?"

　　"How is it? Isn't it a surprise?"

　　"My special code..." Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines, and he really lived a very luxurious life. He could even add marinated eggs to eat noodles, and there were two at a time. This is not something ordinary people can enjoy, it's too shameless .

　　"Forget it, forget it." Yu Ziye reported his phone number and waved his hand.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao hurriedly saved, Zhang Wei was very unhappy beside him, but when they both got the phone number, he reacted: "Hey, Ziye, what about mine?"