My Apartment Life

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened, hesitant, if you say this, we don't even have to be friends.

　　Lu Ziqiao is now fully performing what is called 'dead Taoist friends don't die poor Taoist', even verbally, he sold Zeng Xiaoxian, and Zeng Xiaoxian almost fought with him directly.

　　However, when Lu Ziqiao talked about the second master Guan, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but gloat over the misfortune and said, "It is better to worship the second master Guan than to worship Ziye! Lu Bu and Guan Yu are enemies, but Lv Xiaobu and Yu Changsheng are not enemies. I think you are Lu Bu, Zi Ye thinks he is Changsheng, and Changsheng happens to be Guan Yu’s word, so it is more useful for you to worship him than to worship Guan Yu.”

　　"..."

　　"That's right, come and pay my respects." Yu Ziye said excitedly: "I can bless you. As for whether you are in good health, it's none of my business."

　　"Go, go, go~" Lu Ziqiao said with a black line, and said unhappily: "You were bullied and I don't understand history. Guan Yu's name is Yun Chang, when did it become ~ Changsheng?"

　　"Cough~" Yifei coughed dryly and calmly helped Lu Ziqiao to popularize science: "Well, Guan Yu is indeed long in words, but his small words are longevity-."

　　"What are the small characters?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye scratched his head and continued to explain to Lu Ziqiao: "The meaning of small characters is similar to that of a baby name."

　　"Damn, what's wrong with your name, you have to choose this name?" Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, but after tangled for a while, he didn't continue.

　　Thinking of the business, Yifei said dissatisfiedly, "It's been over an hour, why haven't you come yet?"

　　"It must have been Mr. Zeng who was released as a pigeon!" Yu Ziye glanced at it, and indeed more than an hour had passed. The rush hour had already passed, and it was time to come.

　　As soon as the voices of several people fell, a weak voice came over: "Yes... I'm sorry, I'm late."

　　A few people were stunned, looked around, and then. . .Looking down, I found that a little girl was standing there, looking shyly at several people.Yifei said strangely: "Little sister, who are you looking for??"

　　"I'm looking for Teacher Zeng." The little sister said softly, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Yifei was a little surprised, she asked curiously, "Who is Teacher Zeng from you?"

　　"No... Didn't someone say that Teacher Zeng has already figured it out? I'll... come here." The little girl said shyly, she felt like a pure white flower.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　The three faces are confused. According to this little girl, it is this little girl who they called to find her!Several people looked at this little girl who was five meters in length, dressed in the same clothes as a primary school student, and saw how weird Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were.

　　Especially Yu Ziye, he opened his mouth and glanced at the little girl, then at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said weakly: "Mr. Zeng, didn't you tell me she was flirting with you? Why do I feel...she doesn't look like her? Is it a girl who can flirt with men? Especially an uncle."

　　"Uncle is a good word to use." Lu Ziqiao said painfully.

　　Although he, Lu Ziqiao, never picks women, he has a bottom line. With such a pure little girl like a little white flower, he will definitely not be able to do it.But Zeng Xiaoxian actually not only started, but also beat him up, saying that the girl who seduced him was shameless, it was too shameless.

　　"Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to be such a person. You can handle such a small girl. Animals, people are still underage, right?"

　　"That... that... I am twenty-four years old, not a child." The little girl said weakly.

　　"..."

　　Yifei, Yu Ziye, and Lu Ziqiao all looked at each other, and they all saw incredible from each other, and a word flashed in their eyes, impossible, absolutely impossible.

　　"Can you guys just want to stop being so dirty?"

　　"Is it our dirty mind?" Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian jokingly, she turned and patted the little girl's head: "Little sister, tell my sister, what's your name!"

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　　"My name is... Lan Lan."

　　"Oh, Lanlan!" Yifei nodded, giving full play to her advantages as a teacher: "Don't be afraid, can you tell my sister how you and Zeng Xiaoxian met?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian covered his face in pain, as if he didn't want to hear their conversation.This made Yu Ziye's egg hurt even more. Did Zeng Xiaoxian lie to him?Must have lied to him.

　　Lan Lan seems to be a shy little girl, although she is [-] years old, she is like a [-] or [-] year old: "I just broke up with my boyfriend, when Teacher Zeng met me, he chatted with me, enlightened me, and then He said he could introduce my boyfriend to me, and then I thought he wanted to introduce himself to me..."

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　　After finishing speaking, Lanlan took a special look at Zeng Xiaoxian, only to see that Zeng Xiaoxian could not wait to get in through the crack in the ground, and he saw one word from the eyes of the three at the same time: beast.

　　"You're wronged!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry: "I really didn't say I would introduce myself to her..."

　　"Then why are you so excited when I say you can renew your relationship with your ex-girlfriend?" Yu Ziye said quietly, he remembered that when he made this suggestion, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were green. The little girl was so young that the ghost gave him such advice.

　　However, if Zeng Xiaoxian really enlightened her and made her fall in love with a man like Zeng Xiaoxian, that's all.They will only say the last sentence with jealousy, Zeng Xiaoxian has had shit luck, but Zeng Xiaoxian is clearly going to make a routine!

　　As for things about children. . .

　　Don't make a fuss, okay?This little girl guesses that she has not yet understood, how can she still support a child?Moreover, she is probably the kind of person who is alone and sad when she is wronged. Even if she has a child, she is estimated to be strong by herself and bring up the child. Do you think she looks strong?

　　Zeng Xiaoxian really wanted to cry at this moment. He did all the calculations, and he didn't expect Lanlan to say such words directly.He couldn't take off this beast's hat for a while.

　　And the most important thing is that I estimate that I will be damaged by them for a lifetime. This is a big black history!So.

Chapter 383

　　"Little sister, ignore him, go, my sister will take you to drink something." Yifei couldn't say that she was here to ask if she had any children, right?Just kidding, she doesn't believe it herself, so be generous and invite her to drink something.

　　Yifei led the girl to the other side, but Lu Ziqiao and Yu Ziye looked at each other and shook their heads in unison, Yu Ziye said melancholy, "Hey, people in this world are not ancient! You never know, that one What's under the face?"

　　"The most terrifying thing in this world is not a lie, but a human heart. Today I have seen it, what is a human-faced beast's heart." Lu Ziqiao and Yu Ziye said each other's words, and Zeng Xiaoxian's face flushed.

　　"Hey, that's enough, didn't I just brag in front of you? Are you like this?" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to explode.

　　Whose friends will blow up when they chat, especially after drinking too much?He thought he was right!

　　"Then why are you so excited to hear what I said?" Yu Ziye said calmly.

　　"It's not you, I have to prove myself. I haven't dated any girl since I broke up with Laura. How did you let me prove it?" Zeng Xiaoxian growled angrily.

　　"That doesn't make sense." Yu Ziye shook his head and continued: "I'll sort it out for you, what you mean is: you just enlightened this little girl, and then in order to comfort her, you said to introduce a more reliable person. boyfriend, and then she thinks you want to introduce you to her, right?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was very satisfied when he heard Yu Ziye's pertinent statement, that's right!The truth will not be denied, but you are not allowed to add fuel to it.

　　Yu Ziye continued: "Then you have nothing to do with this matter, but when you tell us, you brag and say that there is a girl who wants to flirt with you, but in fact, it is not the girl who flirts with you, but the You said that for the sake of face, am I right?"

　　"Uh... Although it sounds a bit ugly, it's true." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, there was nothing wrong with this matter.

　　"Then something like this happened, we forced you to prove yourself, and then you had no choice but to pull Lanlan to make up the number, and pretended to think that I was moved by my words, and wanted to find a girlfriend before taking her Call, am I right?"

　　"Yes, you see, it's not my fault, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian praised Yu Ziye's ability to summarize: "To be honest, it's all your fault."

　　Yu Ziye let out a breath and asked Lu Ziqiao speechlessly, "Ziqiao, what do you think is the biggest flaw in what I just said?"

　　"I believe all of the previous ones, but the last sentence... I believe you, you bastard, you are a very bad old man." Lu Ziqiao directly denied Yu Ziye's last sentence: "Why did you pretend to be moved by the quilt? It’s clear that you’re really persuading, don’t think I don’t know, you just fancy someone’s little girl, and you don’t dare to face them, so you use this excuse to convince yourself to approach them.”

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to vomit blood angrily, Ma Dan, is this still unclear?

　　"Forget it, you can think what you like! Anyway, I have proved it here, Lu Ziqiao, it's your turn."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was told about the army by Zeng Xiaoxian, and the whole person was not well.

　　The ex-girlfriends of Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian are not normal, but his ex-girlfriends are much more normal. Normal ex-girlfriends all want their ex-boyfriends to die as scum. He will really die miserably.

　　"No..." Yu Ziye obviously didn't intend to let Lu Ziqiao go: "Let's talk about your problem now, Ziqiao should be able to continue tomorrow, Mr. Zeng, what are you going to do with this little girl?"

　　"What should I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little guilty, but he planned to run away again.

　　"You can't make it up or down, don't you take responsibility?" Yu Ziye said with a dark face.

　　"I'll go, a little girl, if I really start, I'll be a real beast." Of course Zeng Xiaoxian would not agree.

　　"I made you responsible, and I didn't let you stay with her."

　　"Is it different?"

　　"..." Yu Ziye felt that Zeng Xiaoxian's thoughts were the most filthy, and when responsibility would be taken with him, Lu Ziqiao reluctantly explained to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Ziye means that you are a mountain cannon, if you If she is just a sister, or an audience who needs to be enlightened, you should make it clear to others, otherwise the little sister will think you are interested in her!

　　In case she just regards you as a teacher, or a brother or something, this kind of feeling can also be called a good feeling!Then you are mistaken for love, then you are really guilty. . ”

　　"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment. It seemed to be true. Sometimes this kind of relationship seems to be easily regarded as love: "Then I will talk to her?"

　　"No need." Yifei came over from the side, but the little girl was no longer beside her: "When you go and tell her clearly, your character is easy to go astray when you say anything, and when you make it clear that everyone has fallen, I've already done it for you."

　　"How did you do it?" Yu Ziye said strangely.

　　Yifei shrugged: "How can I do it? The little girl has a simple mind, how can she be as vulgar as Zeng Xiaoxian, just enlighten and enlighten."

　　"Where am I being lewd?"

　　"I still said no." Yifei said angrily, "The little girl has already told me that your death is shameless. Seeing people crying and sad, she went up to chat with them, but you're embarrassed to say that she was teasing you? "

　　"This... this is an accident!" Zeng Xiaoxian said a little aggrieved, who has no vanity?You are bragging a lot, and Yu Ziye also said that he was chased by girls in the whole class before!Why don't you say this?

　　But this matter was resolved in 2.1, Yifei didn't plan to go into it, it was meaningless, they were just looking for a reason not to let Lu Ziqiao escape.

　　If there is no Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao will definitely use Zeng Xiaoxian as an excuse to escape, now he has no reason: "Ziqiao, it will be you from tomorrow, and now it is basically certain that this child is yours, you must find the child first. Mom, then you can be held accountable."

　　"Hey, why do I think you are more anxious than that child's mother?" Lu Ziqiao complained weakly.

　　"Nonsense, can't you be in a hurry?" Zeng Xiaoxian finally found the language to fight back: "Don't look at the impact of the child going to our door, I am a public figure, so I use this method to myself. Proof of innocence."

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Chapter 384

　　One night passed, thinking that it was not a good night to disturb others, Yifei stopped looking for Lu Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend, but Yu Ziye knew that tomorrow was the main event, who made Lu Ziqiao so unlucky?

　　Today Lu Ziqiao laughed enough for Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian. Tomorrow, they will go to see Lu Ziqiao's jokes.

　　In order to see Lu Ziqiao's jokes, Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian had to call them when they asked them to meet Lu Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend, even if they asked for a leave.

　　After getting Yu Ziye and affirmation, they felt at ease.

　　That afternoon, Yifei dragged Lu Ziqiao to the bar, ready to meet his ex-girlfriend.

　　Yifei spread out the piece of paper written by Lu Ziqiao, put it on the bar, and said calmly: "The first person is Nina, wait! She should be here soon, and she is not at the peak at the moment. Expect."

　　"Are you sure she will come?" Lu Ziqiao asked helplessly, obviously suspicious of what she said.

　　Yifei replied calmly: "Of course, I told them that Zi Qiao has figured it out, so it's better to have a face-to-face interview. They all agreed. At least the two people I've contacted so far agreed."

　　"Alright then!" Lu 11 Ziqiao knew that the other party would definitely come, and sighed with a hint of melancholy: "Since this is the case, then our plan is like this, after they come, I will first Hide and find out from the side whether they are children or not, if not, follow me and run as fast as you can, understand?"