My Apartment Life
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Yifei took a deep breath and said dissatisfiedly: "I understand your size! Don't try to run today, you have to take responsibility, understand?"
"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao looked at Yu Ziye for help, looking like he was going crazy.
Yu Ziye spread his hands and expressed his helplessness: "I support Yifei this time, if you usually pick up girls and don't kill people, it's okay, we turn a blind eye, it's okay, but you are serious now. It has affected the harmony of the apartment, your matter must be resolved as soon as possible, if there are other consequences, will we still be alive?"
"That's right, even if these are not the mothers of the children, but since we've seen them, please apologize. These are all girls you've been sorry for."
"If only I could apologize properly, the key is..." Lu Ziqiao was very tangled: "The key is that these women are not allowed to kill me. If I die, then my child will not have a father? To be a widow."
Yifei sighed: "Why didn't you say that when you were running?"
"I've already run away, still afraid of this?"
"..."
Yu Ziye scratched his head. To Lu Ziqiao's words, he could only say one thing: "You deserve it, you already know, you've already run away, and you're still afraid of this?"
"..."
Yifei didn't care whether Lu Ziqiao cared or not, and said calmly, "Darling, don't let him run away, watch him."
"It's okay, I said, if you can run, the monk can't run away from the temple. After all, it's his own flesh and blood. If he doesn't bring it, he will definitely bring it. Let Yoyo send it back to him." Yu Ziye didn't care about Lu Ziqiao running away.
"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao was completely cowardly, this is indeed true, he has a little aunt here, and his family must know everything about the shit he did, and he really can't take this child.
Yu Ziye and Yi Fei discussed what to do next, while Lu Ziqiao himself was thinking of countermeasures.I saw Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei hurried over: "We didn't miss anything, did we? Have we started?"
"Not yet." Yu Ziye replied, "The first one hasn't come yet."
"That's good." Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian patted their chests, and Zeng Xiaoxian walked over with a low face: "Brother, you must find the child's mother! Otherwise, our sacrifice will be in vain."
"go..."
Lu Ziqiao's head was full of black lines. Anyway, his idea was that it was best not to find it, or after finding it, the girl told him that it was not his. Of course, he was not happy when Zeng Xiaoxian said this.
Lu Ziqiao was so upset by Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei's schadenfreude, Zhang Wei also asked in a heart-wrenching way: "Ziqiao, think about how to tell that girl! I know your reason for breaking up must be very strange. You are miserable."
"Wonderful? How weird?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What was the reason for your breakup with that girl?"
Lu Ziqiao said silently: "I said that I am that Wei Xing person."
"Pfft~ What?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei looked at him in surprise. He could think of such an outrageous reason: "Then she believes it?"
"I don't believe it!" Of course Lu Ziqiao knew that she didn't believe it, so she shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, anyway, I just need to let her know that I want to dump her."
"No wonder you want to die!" Yu Ziye interjected next to him, and then glanced at Yifei: "That is to say, Yifei, what you said to those girls would only add fuel to the whole thing. what!"
"is it?"
"Such an outrageous reason for breaking up, but you told people that you figured it out? They still have to punch out your head?" Yu Ziye complained weakly, which no one could bear.
Yifei thinks about it and it seems to be true!But mind him!As long as you can get people out, it doesn't matter what it is.
Seeing everyone's shocked appearance, Lu Ziqiao said, "So, do you know how miserable I am?"
"Blame me?" Yu Ziye spread his hands: "Who told you to not even think of a reason for breaking up? Even if you say it's inappropriate, it's better than this broken reason."
"Hey, Ziqiao, ask yourself for more happiness!" Zeng Xiaoxian patted Lu Ziqiao's shoulder earnestly, and then said cheaply, "But we won't miss the good show, hehehe..."
"..."
Lu Ziqiao is really helpless to these bad friends. Are they so happy when he wants to be a father?
Perhaps sensing Lu Ziqiao's call, a woman came in at the door. Lu Ziqiao, who was looking left and right, noticed it, took a deep breath and was startled: "It's over, she's here, I'll go first, you guys help me deal with it."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei hurriedly grabbed him, turned around and saw a girl was standing at the door anxiously, Yifei beckoned: "This is this!"
When Lu Ziqiao saw her approaching, he would definitely not be able to leave. He was instantly desperate, and quickly explained his last words: "If I die, I will tell my son that his father didn't do it on purpose, ah~"
Nina pushed Lu Ziqiao to the bar, frightened Lu Ziqiao's whole body was bad, she closed her eyes nervously, and waited for the next storm. .
Chapter 385
However, the expected two knives and a slap did not arrive. Lu Ziqiao mustered up the courage to open his eyes and saw Nina looking at him affectionately.The temperature on her hand told herself that this was not a dream, it was indeed true.
I just heard Nina say affectionately: "Dear, is what you said true?"
"I..." Lu Ziqiao was a little confused, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei couldn't wait.What about killing him?Are you dead?Why is it still an idol drama routine?
"Shh~" Nina said apologetically, "My dear, it's all my fault, I'm blaming you, since I watched the movie, I just realized that there really is that Weixing!"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao was worried about this woman's IQ, but in order to survive, she still said, "I already said that."
"Forgive me for not going with you at first, is it still too late?" Nina asked Lu Ziqiao with some anticipation.
"I just... came back to pick you up specially." Lu Ziqiao had to follow the script.
"Great, Xiao Qiao, I want to have a baby for you." Nina said and hugged Lu Ziqiao, not letting go
Seeing that something was wrong, a few people hurried over to separate them, and Yi Fei quickly pushed Nina out of the bar.In the end, Lu Ziqiao still looked reluctant to part with Nina.
In the end, Nina was pulled out, and Lu Ziqiao broke away from Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei's hands, and helplessly asked who it was.
Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian seemed a little lost: "Because she is not this person, with her IQ, it is not enough to raise the child."
Lu Ziqiao was a little helpless, he worried for a long time, but it turned out not to be, which was very embarrassing.
On the other hand, after Yu Ziye and Yifei pulled Nina out, the matter was not so easy to solve.Facing Nina's question, Yifei and Yu Ziye both had headaches.
"Why do you want me and Xiao Qiao to separate, why ¨.?" Nina roared hysterically.
Yifei gave Yu Ziye a wink with a headache. Yu Ziye was helpless, and his mind continued to run, and then he came up with an idea: "Lower races don't deserve to have a wife, let alone a child."
"You are a low-level race." Nina scolded dissatisfiedly.
"I'm talking about Lu Ziqiao."
"..."
"..."
Nina was immediately stunned, and Yifei almost burst out laughing, but thinking that Yu Ziye was fooling her, she held back her face, almost turning into a red pepper.
Seeing Nina quiet down, Yu Ziye said: "Okay, how do you fall in love with different races? A low-level race like Lu Ziqiao, a male during the day and a female at night, doesn't need a mate, and will reproduce on its own, we want him to go back and move Where's the bricks! Don't delay our progress."
"..."
While Nina was still stunned, Yu Ziye made a color towards Yifei and walked to the other side.
It wasn't until she entered the bar and saw Nina running away in despair, that Yi Fei patted her thigh and laughed: "I'll go... Your brain circuit is enough! Haha~ It's also a male during the day and a female at night. , haha~"
"Zi Qiao will thank me." Yu Ziye touched his nose and said calmly.
"Okay, okay, don't laugh anymore." Yi Fei was a little tired from smiling, holding Yu Ziye's shoulder and walking inside.
After entering, he found that Lu Ziqiao was hiding for some time. After seeing Yu Ziye and Yifei coming in, he stuck his head out of the bar: "How is it? Has it been resolved?"
"It's resolved, it is estimated that she will never pester you for the rest of her life."
"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, but looked at the two of them in a daze: "Why?"
"Because... low-level races don't need a spouse." Yi Fei said again while holding back a smile.
"..."
The three faces were bewildered, and they didn't understand what happened. After Yu Ziye explained it to them, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Weiwei laughed, only Lu Ziqiao nodded thoughtfully: "Lower races don't need such sturdy spouses. Why didn't I think of the reason? It's a good excuse, that's what I use for Cuicui."
"..."
As the saying goes, what ordinary people see is a joke, and what a professional sees is inspiration. Undoubtedly, Lu Ziqiao is very professional in this regard, and directly uses this reason.Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei were quite speechless.
Yifei waved her hand, feeling helpless to Lu Ziqiao: "Stop talking nonsense, the next one, Monica, she will be here soon."
"Hoo~" Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief.
This action was seen by several people, and Zeng Xiaoxian looked suspiciously at him: "You don't seem to be nervous anymore?"
"Hey, of course, I'm afraid of Nina, but I'm not about this Monica." Lu Ziqiao also pretended to be confident and straightened his tie, as if he had a way to deal with this Monica.
"...he can't beat you?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked him suspiciously.
"That's not true." Lu Ziqiao explained calmly: "This Monica is a very gentle person. I just broke up with her because I thought she was too temperamental."
"It's no wonder you're not afraid, you just think they're honest people, that's why you do this, right?" Zhang Wei said contemptuously.
Yu Ziye sighed, looking at Lu Ziqiao with sympathy in his eyes: "Ziqiao, don't blame me for not reminding you! Once honest people get angry, they are more ruthless than those ferocious people, and they will die with you in minutes."
"Don't scare me." Lu Ziqiao doesn't seem to be afraid at all, it's completely different from before seeing Nina: "I just found out now that women are still the same, just coax them."
"What's the reason for breaking up this time?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked helplessly.
"She always told me to watch her play the violin, embroider cross stitches, and asked me to sign up for a class to learn CQC, probably a programming language. I couldn't stand it, so I told her the truth and said that I didn't like people who didn't have any temper. Just break up."
"This reason for breaking up is quite normal." Zhang Wei thought about it, isn't this just a personality incompatibility?Compared with the unreliable ones before, it is indeed much stronger.
Yifei frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly looked at him with more sympathy than Yu Ziye, and shook her head specially.
Yu Ziye leaned into Yifei's ear: "Yifei, why didn't you tell him?"
"You knew already?"
"Of course I know." Yu Ziye said speechlessly, "What about melee combat! He dares to talk nonsense without checking it himself."
"Isn't this fun?" Yifei glanced at Lu Ziqiao playfully: "Monica will definitely give him a big surprise when he sees him later."
"It's too bad, isn't it?" Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth, then smiled: "But I like it, hehehe~".
Chapter 386
Lu Ziqiao was still arranging his collar proudly, and when he was in high spirits, he saw a woman come in through the door.Lu Ziqiao glanced at her confidently, and then said loudly, "Hey, here."
After the woman approached, he didn't seem to see the murderous look on the woman's face. After the woman approached, he put his hand directly on her shoulder: "Let me introduce you..."
Before he finished speaking, he felt a sharp pain in his hand, and everyone heard a 'click', and then two critical strikes, Lu Ziqiao was thrown to the ground by her, and Monica directly ran over it. , and turned around a few times.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei stood there in fright, looking at Lu Ziqiao's miserable state and shuddered.
Monica left, and Yu Ziye looked at Lu Ziqiao's miserable state, and then said, "I'll go, fortunately this Monica is not wearing high heels today, otherwise Ziqiao must be even worse today."
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