My Apartment Life

　　"..." Yi Fei's mouth twitched, and she tapped Yu Ziye's head: "What are you thinking? Help me find some information, and I will teach those students a lesson tomorrow."

　　"Tragedy!" When Yu Ziye heard Yifei's remarks, he knew that those little rabbits were a little pitiful: "Okay, then I will help you find it, as long as there is no accident, you should be able to give it to you after you take a bath. "

　　"I take a shower very quickly, don't say that the time is too short."

　　"You usually take a bath for about [-] minutes, how fast is that?" Yu Ziye pouted: "Also, do you know the Four Laws of Pitfalls?"

　　"I only know Murphy's Law, and it's also four. What the hell is your stupid law?"

　　"It's very close." Yu Ziye said calmly: "The first is Murphy's Law: As long as anything can develop in a bad place, it will definitely develop in a bad place."

　　"..."

　　Yifei was a little confused about what Yu Ziye said: "Isn't it right? How can there be this in Murphy's Law? Did you create it yourself?"

　　"Don't worry about this." Yu Ziye continued to say silently: "Next is Ernengti's law: if something is mentioned, if it is a good thing, it will definitely be missed; if it is a bad thing, it will definitely happen."

　　Yi Fei clutched her forehead in pain: "What else?"

　　"There's also Ettore's Law: two teams running side by side, with yourself on one team, the other team is always faster. Finally, Jinning's inference: When the bread falls on the ground, the probability of the butter side down is proportional to the price of the carpet. "

　　"..."

　　Yifei looked at Yu Ziye blankly: "Except for the first one, I agree with the other three, what the hell is Murphy's Law? According to you, nothing good will happen in our life? Is it going in a bad direction?"

　　"Well, I don't know either."

　　"..." Yi Fei took a deep breath and asked in a puzzled way, "So, what do you think these stupid laws are trying to tell me?"

　　"I want to tell you, don't set up a flag, or you won't be able to finish it after a while." Yu Ziye reminded Yifei weakly: "In short, don't pour cold water on me, or bad things will definitely happen. ."

　　"Cut~ this is all feudal superstition." Yi Fei curled his lips in disdain: "What can I do if I ask you to find some information? Will the computer explode?"

　　"cough~"

　　Yu Ziye glanced at the computer, and coughed a little painfully: "It won't explode, but... it will still be possible to cut off the Internet to celebrate."

　　"..." Yifei was disdainful at first, and then when she saw the network signal: "Isn't it? Is the network really disconnected?"

　　Yi Fei wanted to vomit blood, is this thing really so evil?Don't you just say a word?How come it's true, how come you can't turn to me for good things?

　　Yu Ziye glanced at the phone and sighed: "Hey, there should be a problem with the business operator. Look, not only the wireless connection to the computer is missing, but the phone is also missing."

　　"I'm going..." Yifei is very powerless, after all, as a mobile phone, it can still check information, if there is no network now, it will be really hurt: "There must be some construction, and the network cable is cut off. , I've been listening to the 'giggle' on the other side of the road, it's so noisy."

　　"Why don't you say that the construction cut off your signal?" Yu Ziye was speechless. If this thing is cut off, can it block mobile phone traffic?Obviously there is a problem with the server.

　　"Forget it, then I'll go take a shower first, you can play by yourself." Yi Fei said helplessly, there is no Internet cafe if there is no Internet!Maybe soon.

　　Yifei took her pajamas and went to the bathroom. Yu Ziye was a little bored, so she could only go out to the living room.

　　Yu Ziye found that the living room was very lively, Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian and Youyou were all there!Obviously they were all blown up by the disconnection.

　　Seeing Yu Ziye going out, he also said hello: "Ziye, your internet is down too?"

　　"Yeah!" Yu Ziye nodded, and immediately noticed the depressed Zhang Wei: "Yo! Isn't this the Zhang Wei nicknamed the bastard? You are a celebrity now."

　　"I...I don't want to comment, I'm just and at ease." Zhang Wei, like a little girl who has suffered so much, doesn't bother to defend himself.

　　"Don't mention it! If you don't comment yourself, it's all over."

　　Zhang Wei shook his head unhappily: "Can you guys stop being so boring, you can see from a glance that Zi Qiao did it! What does it have to do with my 530?"

　　"Why doesn't it matter?" Yu Ziye was speechless when he thought of this: "Didn't I tell you what Lu Ziqiao is doing? You, the protagonist, let him develop, and others can't help you even if they want to help you!"

　　"Hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled slyly: "Oh~ I've been doing it for a long time, Zhang Wei, it turns out that you did it voluntarily! Come on! How much benefit did you get from Ziqiao? If you say that, this website has not wronged you. !"

　　"Fart, who took advantage of him? This bastard said he introduced me to a girlfriend and ran away. What did I take advantage of?"

　　"Tsk tsk~" Yu Ziye sighed: "Although I sympathize with you, I really have nothing to say about this. If it were me, I would have poked his tires one by one. I think he still Do you dare to use my name to pick up girls?"

　　"I'll say it again... Okay! I have nothing to say." Zhang Wei wanted to vomit blood angrily, but he said, he really didn't know how to say this.

　　You blame Lu Ziqiao!That guy used his name to pick up girls, but he didn't say it was his own.But you can't blame it!This matter started because of him, and Lu Ziqiao was also inspired by his identity.

　　After doing this, Zhang Wei was also scolded by the way, although if the twenty-four female students were not scolding him, they would always think about it! .

Chapter 405

　　There is no Internet at the moment, and I can't use a computer when I go back, and I can't access the Internet, so a few people simply stay here to chat.However, when he saw some of the above films, Yu Ziye was a little curious: "No... Zhang Wei, don't you live next door? Why do you watch movies here?"

　　"Because there is no movie next door."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines. Sure enough, it was the same taste. Zhang Wei was still the same Zhang Wei.Didn't he just think that Yu Ziye often had movies?What he wants to see here.

　　They chatted here for a while, and then Yi Fei came out of the bathroom after taking a shower. Seeing Yu Ziye sitting in the living room chatting happily, she said helplessly, "Why are you here? Is the internet ready?"

　　"No, it's always been like that ghost, otherwise I wouldn't be running around chatting!" Yu Ziye was very helpless, he was alone in the room, and you didn't have a network, you made a woolen thread!

　　Yifei saw that everyone was here, and understood that they were bored to chat because they had no internet access.He simply didn't go in, sat down beside Yu Ziye and watched a movie with a few people.

　　"This movie...are you still watching it?" Yi Fei was a little helpless: "I've seen it a long time ago, isn't it too boring?"

　　"In addition to being bored, it seems that you can only watch discs, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly.

　　. . . . . .

　　After a long time, the movie was finally finished, and Yi Fei almost fell asleep.If it wasn't too early, she might have already gone back.It's just that he is still leaning on Yu Ziye's shoulder at the moment.

　　Hearing the sighs of several people, Yifei asked: "Is it finished? It's been almost two hours, right?"

　　"As I said, this movie is stinky and long." Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly: "Why hasn't this net come yet? But it was really bombed, right?"

　　On the contrary, Zhang Wei, like the monks who practice Zen, has no desires or desires. He picks up the remote control and presses it. Yi Fei asks a little puzzled: "What do you want?"

　　"I don't want to go anywhere until my reputation is restored, so I decided to watch it again."

　　"Ah~" A few people almost sprayed Zhang Wei to death: "Hey, even if you want to watch it, would you change another one? Viagra?"

　　"Okay! I have three, kill traitors, kill lackeys, kill spies, which one to watch, you choose!" Zhang Wei calmly took out these discs and said calmly.

　　"When did I buy this kind of disc?" Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Also, where did you find it?"

　　Before Zhang Wei could answer, Yifei answered for him: "You forgot? You bought other discs before, and they bought one for one at a discount in the store. You bought three, and you gave three for free, promise, This is for delivery."

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye was very helpless, no wonder he couldn't remember when he bought it. It turned out to be a gift, so he just threw it away.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian really didn't want to watch this kind of movie, so he could only chat with Zhang Wei casually: "Hey, it's actually very good to watch this kind of movie, it's easy to use to escape reality."

　　"Who escaped from reality?" Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "I can't find Lu Ziqiao. If I can find it, I will kill him."

　　"Just talk about it." Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "If you really want to watch spy movies, I can come up with some stock."

　　"Farewell, he wants to watch it, we don't want to watch it." Yifei had a headache: "Besides, every time I see this kind of film, I have a headache. It's just killing a traitor. That kind of bloody, tragic feeling is enough, every time you take a picture, you will feel like you deserve to fail, isn't this a trick?"

　　"Then how do you feel about filming?" Yu Ziye asked Yifei as if it was quite professional, and took out his notes by the way.

　　"Do you want me to tell you! Kill a traitor? Half an hour is enough, why not shoot for two hours?" Yifei said calmly: "Take the notes, I won't say it a second time, this is a It happened before, my great-grandmother's story."

　　"Your great-grandmother?" Yu Ziye's face darkened, and when he remembered this, he put down his notebook.

　　"Why?" Yi Fei looked at Yu Ziye, obviously disbelieving: "Is this very strange?"

　　"It's very strange, I'm afraid I don't think I need to record it."

　　"I don't remember it." Yifei rolled her eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "But the light is too bright, so I have to dim it a bit."

　　"It's simple."

　　Yunyou said and walked to the light switch, leaving only one kitchen light, so that their side looked quite dark.Zeng Xiaoxian said speechlessly: "Are you telling a historical story or a ghost story?"

　　"When Yifei spoke for half an hour, you should have thought that this historical story should be quite invincible." Yu Ziye complained weakly, although he said that it was a comedy!But that doesn't change the fact that he is a divine drama.

　　Yi Fei glared at Yu Ziye dissatisfied, and then began to speak.

　　. . . . . .

　　It was a dark age, and traitors and lackeys were the hallmarks of that age.Among them, the most sinister and sinister is Mr. Yi, who is known as the flower destroyer.

　　In his eyes, there are only power and women, and his hands are stained with the blood of his compatriots.

　　Yifei spoke slowly, talking about the prison cell of Mr. Yi's headquarters, and about their conversation, and about the meeting between the two big traitors tomorrow night.

　　And then, I really talked about Yifei's great-grandmother, Hu Xiaofei.

　　At this time, on the other side of the city, a student drama troupe was plotting an earth-shattering assassination.

　　The screen pulled in and entered a scene. These were several female students. They were running over excitedly at the moment: "...Sister Fei, you did a great job just now, and more than [-] audience members were excited!"

　　"Mmmmmmm~"

　　Hu Xiaofei was very happy. This success gave her a great sense of accomplishment, but she didn't lose her mind: "Let's pack up the props! Tonight, we have a benefit show!"

　　Of course, in addition to a few girls, this student drama troupe has another person, and that is the deputy director of the student union under the drama club.Well, his name is Zeng Xian'er, and he is a wretched but righteous person.

　　He has always handled the speeches and performances of the troupe. Similarly, he has done a lot to arouse everyone's patriotic enthusiasm.

　　Of course, Hu Xiaofei wouldn't praise him like that, this is his own inner monologue. . .

　　Hu Xiaofei didn't know where he got out of, but said lightly: "Zeng Xian'er, get ready, there are activities at night! Don't be late."

　　"Don't worry about the event, I have more important things to tell you."

　　"..." Ring.

Chapter 406

　　"What's the most important thing? It's more important than our speeches?" Hu Xiaofei asked with some dissatisfaction, as if he was very dissatisfied with his lack of face. If he didn't tell the truth today, he would definitely die miserably.

　　Zeng Xian'er didn't look scared at all, but he was in high spirits: "I have a fellow countryman who is an adjutant in the Intelligence Command, and he told me that there will be a heavyweight meeting tomorrow night, and one side is the boss of the SH smuggling club. , the other side is a big traitor who is hated by everyone, Mr. Yi. The holiday is coming soon, I think we can take this opportunity and do something."

　　Several people were stunned when they heard it, not understanding what he wanted to say.But when it comes to the summer vacation, they are very enthusiastic: "Hey, I'm applying for New Oriental's ultimate interpretation, and I will have a class the day after tomorrow."

　　"I'm going to L'Oreal for an internship soon, and I'll get an offer in three months."

　　"Hahaha~ My daddy bought me an XXL ticket and went there for a vacation to escape the summer."