My Apartment Life

　　"Enough." Zeng Xian'er said very excitedly: "What we are discussing now is life-threatening matters, remember that we have earned enough tears from the audience by acting in a drama, so it is better to kill a real traitor. reality."

　　"You mean, let's be part-time killers?" a female classmate asked strangely. 533

　　"Can I get the offer in three months?"

　　"What offer? At most, I can give you a certificate."

　　"Enough." Zeng Xian'er felt that she was about to collapse, so she directly stated her plan: "We can take advantage of the holiday, go to school, then enter the headquarters, seduce Mr. Yi, and then... hum hum ha ha ha~"

　　Another female student interrupted him and asked silently, "Of course, we need a female classmate who can sacrifice his body for his career. Who are you?"

　　Except for one female classmate, the rest bowed their heads, as if they didn't want to talk to him.

　　And this female classmate, looking like she was going to die, stood up and looked at Zeng Xian'er solemnly, Zeng Xian'er nodded with satisfaction, patted her shoulder, and pushed her away: "Just you Yes, classmate Huang Jiazhi."

　　"Ah, me?" Classmate Huang Jiazhi had a hundred grass-mud horses galloping past in his heart. He didn't say anything, and somehow he became the assassin who assassinated Mr. Yi: "Why don't you go?"

　　"I'm a man, how do I get there?"

　　"is it?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xian'er heard this question and saw her appearance: "What is your expression? Do I need to prove that I am a man?"

　　"It's hard to say." Hu Xiaofei nodded thoughtfully, and said unhappily, "When you say these hot words, can you count yourself? If you don't count yourself, how can you ask others?"

　　"What's your opinion?"

　　"I'm going to blow up Mr. Yi's headquarters tonight. Who will join you?" Hu Xiaofei's words were astonishing, and Zeng Xian'er was frightened at once.

　　All of a sudden, everyone looked at Zeng Xian'er, because he said to everyone just now that his blood was surging, who would stand up if he didn't stand up at this time?

　　"Cut~ I didn't know you would agree." Hu Xiaofei said calmly, "I'll go to my boyfriend, and he will definitely agree with what I do."

　　"..."

　　. . . . . .

　　Yu Ziye complained weakly: "I might not agree."

　　What are you kidding?Who would allow his girlfriend to do such a dangerous thing?Even making up a story is impossible.

　　Yifei pinched Yu Ziye's face helplessly: "Can you not demolish my platform? You won't demolish the illegal building downstairs with me, and you won't let me blow up this Mr. Yi's headquarters?"

　　Yu Ziye was stunned for a while, and said tangled, "How about we each make a step?"

　　"Okay! Say it." Yifei became interested.

　　"I told you to demolish the illegal buildings, don't go to bomb the headquarters." Yu Ziye asked weakly.

　　"Wait a minute." Zeng Xiaoxian was full of black lines, interrupting Yu Ziye and Yifei's discussion: "You should say, you allow her to bomb the headquarters, and you are not allowed to demolish illegal buildings, the stories are all fake anyway. Yes, you let her blow up."

　　"..."

　　Yifei thought thoughtfully: "I also think this plan is not very good."

　　"Look, what I said!" Zeng Xiaoxian felt very proud, even the client felt bad, it must be bad.

　　Yifei continued: "I think what we mean by taking a step back from each other is that you allow me to demolish the illegal buildings, and then you go to bomb the headquarters with me."

　　"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Ziye almost vomited blood when they heard it, they just saw that Yu Ziye retreated, but Yifei didn't retreat at all!Yu Ziye asked speechlessly, "Then where is your retreat?"

　　Yifei spreads her hands: "Isn't it a refund? I agree to take you with me! You must know how troublesome it is to carry a burden."

　　"How can I be a burden?" Yu Ziye said hurriedly, and suddenly he felt something was wrong: "It's not right! Yifei, what is my identity in the play?"

　　Yifei suddenly reacted: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce you."

　　. . . . . .

　　"Sister Fei, when did you have a boyfriend?" Several female students, Jia Zeng Xian'er, couldn't help widening their eyes, and then said with some gossip, "Bring it out and let's see, I'm really curious about Miss Fei's. Who is the boyfriend?"

　　"Okay, then I'll show you who my boyfriend is."

　　After speaking, Hu Xiaofei took out a bag, put it on the table, and pointed: "Look."

　　A few people looked at the bag, and Huang Jiazhi asked weakly, "Miss Fei, you packed your boyfriend in the bag, wouldn't he be suffocated to death?"

　　"How is that possible?" Hu Xiaofei waved his hands in dissatisfaction.

　　"Could it be, you've already... sigh~" Zeng Xian'er was frightened by a big duel: "You've already killed and dismembered your body? Ah~"

　　Everyone was startled by Zeng Xian'er's scream, and Hu Xiaofei pushed Zeng Xian'er out with a black line on her head: "Be quiet, idiot, do I look like such a cruel person? Let me give you some insight. , what is a boyfriend?"

　　Yifei opened the zipper as he spoke, and a handsome [-]-meter man crawled out in a ball, his eyes blurred, and a few people were stunned: "Sister Fei, did you really put your boyfriend in the bag?"

　　"Hello, your boyfriend Yu Xiaoye serves you, dear, what kind of tone do you like."

　　"Gentle." Hu Xiaofei waved her hand and said with satisfaction.

　　"Okay." Yu Xiaoye's mechanical voice disappeared, replaced by a smile on his face, and said in a gentle tone: "Xiao Fei, I heard that you are going on a trip to the headquarters, I will take you to relax. !"

　　"...".

Chapter 407

　　"I actually became a robot, and it was customized by you?" Yu Ziye almost vomited blood when he heard Yifei's story, and when he saw Yifei's laughing thief was happy, Yu Ziye said with black lines all over his head: " Yifei, I seriously doubt that in reality, you also treat me as a robot, come and come, let's talk about it today."

　　Yi Fei pushed Yu Ziye away and said dissatisfiedly, "Who treats who as a robot? It's obviously the other way around, okay? It's me who changes the light bulb, it's me who beats the mouse, and it's me who cooks the food. I'm so strong, what's wrong with finding an obedient robot as a boyfriend?"

　　"What a sturdy logic." Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly.

　　Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth: "So, you ~ found me?"

　　"Fart." Yifei got angry when she heard this, grabbed Yu Ziye's ear and said, "If you are so obedient, do I need to write you as a robot? I don't know who it is, follow me every day. Raise the bar, just to get mad at me, and then coax me, you are afraid that I won't be mad at me, right?"

　　"Where is it?" Yu Ziye felt a little guilty, although he did not admit the fact that he was arguing with her every day, but it was true that he was disobedient.If it is so obedient, it will become a machine-human.

　　Yifei's story continues. . .

　　Hu Xiaofei took out her robot boyfriend and kept showing it off, hugging Yu Xiaoye's shoulder: "See? This is my boyfriend, I picked it up in the school's bathroom some time ago. , he must support me in bombing the headquarters."

　　"Xiao Fei, we are going to the headquarters to relax, not to use violence. This world is very beautiful, so violence is not good, not good." Yu Xiaoye's magnetic voice entered the ears of several people, almost making them Ears are all pregnant.

　　"So handsome!" Several female students suddenly had stars in their eyes: "Sister Fei, your boyfriend is a robot anyway, can we touch it?"

　　"No..." Hu Xiaofei's head was covered in black lines: "Whose boyfriend have you seen touching another woman?"

　　"Ladies, it's a pity that I already have a master, so I can't meet your request."

　　"So gentle, no, what can I do if I can't help it?"

　　"..."

　　Hu Xiaofei's head was full of black lines: "Wait a minute, Xiaoye, change your tone, change... um... a tone that makes them hateful."

　　After Yu Xiaoye heard it, he immediately began to change: "I detected the tone of voice that I hate, poisonous tongue, it has changed." Looking at a few female classmates, Yu Xiaoye said indifferently: "Several girls surrounded a big man and wanted to touch it. , Are you ashamed or shy? How did your parents hand you over? You have no quality."

　　"..."

　　In such an instant, they felt that Yu Xiaoye was not so pleasing: "Che, isn't it just a little more handsome? What's the air?"

　　"Of course you can't be handsome if you are handsome, but you can be very handsome. You think I'm like you! You can't even look good if you want to? If you have so much time to be jealous of others, you might as well go home and make a new one. Look, the saliva on the corners of your mouth is full of saliva. I didn't have time to wipe it."

　　"..."

　　Hu Xiaofei twitched the corners of her mouth, looking at the bad guys, the power of this attribute is really big enough: "Uh~ Okay, then the matter of bombing the headquarters is settled, tonight. We act."

　　"Bomb the headquarters? Hmph, do you know what an explosion is?"

　　"..." Hu Xiaofei said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, I asked you to change to a style that they hate, but I didn't ask you to change to a style that I hate."

　　"I'm sorry, this handsome guy doesn't have this business."

　　"..."

　　Hu Xiaofei was almost turned into a hammer, this thing is so unintelligent, it's too pitiful.

　　Narrator: Lead the knife into a quick success, and live up to the young man's head.Just like that, our hero Hu Xiaofei, with the robot boyfriend she picked up, hit the road.

　　"Bomb the headquarters, you can't even tell the difference between the headquarters and the explosives department. If you bomb the headquarters, don't turn around and blow yourself up."

　　Ding, your poisonous-tongued boyfriend is online.This made Hu Xiaofei's head full of black lines again: "Be quiet, you idiot, if you don't think your gentle appearance is too lethal, the ghost will awaken you to the poisonous tongue attribute."

　　"Say you are illiterate!" Yu Xiaoye said disdainfully: "The poisonous tongue attribute is that the ability of the mouth is relatively strong, and it can describe the living as dead, the good as bad, basically belongs to the category of the strong mouth king, and the combat effectiveness is more than scum. Scum is not much stronger."

　　"Tell the living to be dead? Then try calling the sleeping guy dead?" Hu Xiaofei said sarcastically.

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　　"Hmph, look, that guy will definitely be bitten by the person who dreamed of eating chicken legs next to him, and then he got angry, and the two started fighting. Then their boss couldn't stand it any longer and shot them."

　　"Cut~ It seems that your combat effectiveness is indeed not comparable to that of scumbags, so you can talk about dead people." Hu Xiaofei rolled her eyes and was about to change the mode.

　　At this time, the person pointed by Hu Xiaofei was suddenly bitten by the guy next to him, and the bite was still bloody, not polite at all!

　　The two woke up and started arguing loudly, waking everyone up, and the situation intensified. The bitten man went straight to the gun, fought with him, and fired several shots into the sky.

......

　　At this time, a man like an officer came over, as if to stop them, took out a gun and threatened to put it on his head.

　　With the sound of "Peng~", the gun went off, and it was a series of two, and it really broke down with one shot.

　　"Pfft~" Hu Xiaofei almost dropped her chin in shock: "This TM can do it too!"

　　"Have you learned it? Don't say anything about bombing the headquarters and bombing the headquarters in the future. It's uncivilized. Learn from me. Not only is it civilized, but it's also invincible." Yu Xiaoye rambled.

　　Hu Xiaofei had some thoughts: "Then go ahead and say it! Kill all these people, we just throw explosives and blow them all down."

　　"If you ask me to say it, I'll say it? Then am I very embarrassed?"

　　"What kind of face do you want as a robot?" Hu Xiaofei looked at him speechlessly: "Are you going to tell me?"

　　"Don't say it, don't say it if you kill him."

　　Hu Xiaofei covered her forehead: "Then it's useless to come here. Change your attributes. By the way, what other attributes do you have that are more powerful?"

　　"Then it's hard to say, you have to see what kind of combat power it is, but I will explain it to you one by one. I guess you can't understand it with your IQ, so I won't explain it to you. Let's put it this way! If you say that fighting is the strongest The properties are..."

　　"Yes, that's what I want, the strongest attribute." Hu Xiaofei directly interrupted this guy to continue talking. She always felt that listening to this tone, she could not help but kill him, so she didn't want to hear one more word.So.